Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

Li Ling promised to help the monkey, but it was really helpless.

His specialty is alchemy, not a doctor, so he can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

One fairy and one monkey left the back mountain and entered Li Ling's disciple's room.

Wukong was a little impatient, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks and said:

"Senior brother, I will hand over ten thousand heavenly horses to Nezha in three days. Time is running out."

Li Ling knocked on the monkey's forehead:
"One day in the sky, one year in the ground. We still have time!"

Wukong caressed the sore spot and smiled:

"Senior brother said, why did my old grandson forget this?"

Li Ling's face became a little solemn:
"Time is enough, but to heal ten thousand Pegasus horses, the task is arduous!"

"Brother, you are an expert in alchemy, so just give my old grandson some elixir, and you will be successful?"

Monkey's words gave Li Ling the urge to kick him.

As the saying goes, every line is like a mountain, which is true!

There are countless kinds of elixir, but they are all eaten by humans or gods who have attained the Tao.

How can there be any reason to feed horses?
etc.
Li Ling's eyes suddenly lit up.

He remembered that in the first half of the "Dan Jing", there is a kind of elixir, which can eliminate all diseases when people eat it, and it is called "Bai Xiao Dan".

Perhaps it can be modified a little and fed to these livestock?

Thinking of this, Li Ling smiled.

"Junior Brother Wukong, you reminded me, let's make some elixir for sick horses to eat!"

"I knew, brother, you have a way!"

Seeing Li Ling's confident look, Wukong finally felt a big stone in his heart drop.

After thinking up an idea, Li Ling asked Wukong to find some ingredients for refining Baixiaodan, and then called out the Chaos Furnace, and mixed the ingredients with some sweet spring water and fairy mercury to make medicinal paste.

After doing all this, he wondered where to find the most crucial blind medicine.

Without this medicine, not only will the sick horse not be cured, but it will also die of sudden illness, which is not worth the candle.

He thought for a long time, but he was still not sure which medicine to use.

At this moment, Wukong held his stomach and jumped up and down, looking very ugly.

"Wukong, why don't you dance here?" Li Ling laughed.

"Brother, I'm in a hurry to pee!"

"Urgent urination? Why are you holding back?"

"I don't want to miss senior brother's alchemy, so..." Wukong blushed, "You wait for me, I'll be back when I go out for convenience!"

Li Ling just wanted to scold the monkey, but suddenly his eyes lit up.

It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!
Isn't this a ready-made medicine primer!
"Junior Brother Wukong, wait." Li Ling hurriedly grabbed the monkey.

"Senior brother, what are you waiting for, I can't hold back any longer."

The monkey's face has already been twisted into a pickle, and I'm afraid it will leak if I can't hold it any longer.

"I can't hold it back, don't waste it, piss all over here."

Li Ling pulled the monkey and pointed to the big basin where the medicinal mud was mixed.

Wukong is embarrassed:

"Brother, you... you're not kidding, are you?"

"I'm going, brother, I'm so serious, why do you look like a joke? Quick, don't hold back, pee out!"

Li Ling stared wide-eyed, but the monkey flinched.

"Brother, if you look at me, I can't pee anymore."

"Tch, is a big monkey afraid to look at it?"

Li Ling muttered and turned his back.

The monkey was tormented by this, but still couldn't urinate.

"It's really exhausting"

Li Ling shook his head, wanting to help the monkey, so he whistled "Shhhhhhh".

Needless to say, this native method really works.

The monkey finally peed out and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Cool."

Li Ling patted him on the shoulder:

"It's pretty good, it's a big basin full, and it's up to you for the rest."

"Depend on me?"

"Mix the puree with the urine you just passed and make two big pills!"

The monkey immediately made a bitter face:

"Brother, can my urine really work?"

"If you want to cure a sick horse, you must use medicinal materials with good compatibility. Of course, monkey urine is a perfect match. Otherwise, how can you be a Bi Mawen?"

"But, I don't want to be with urine mud"

Li Ling feigned anger and said:

"Why? Do you still want Senior Brother to come?"

"Don't dare. Let me do it."

After a while, Wukong finally brought out two pills with a strange taste and put them on the Xiantai of the Chaos Furnace.

He asked a little strangely:
"Brother, I'm afraid these are not enough?"

Li Ling covered the stove, smiled and said:

"I knew you monkey would ask this question. Just one drop of the most poisonous poison can kill the people in a city. The same is true for my Baixiao Dan. One drop is enough to save a hundred thousand sick horses. Just in case, I bought an extra one."

Wukong's eyes are full of reverence:

"The effect of one is so heaven-defying? Brother is really a god!"

"Hey, don't look at me like that, it's disgusting." Li Ling lit the stove, "It's up to you to watch the stove from now on, don't be a monkey like last time, okay?"

Wukong picked up a cattail fan and patted his chest:

"It's about my grandson's life, so I must take a good look at this stove!"

"Well, that's right. My stove is very powerful, so I can refine it for half a day. Senior brother, I'm sleepy again. Go back to the back room for a while."

"Brother, you go to rest, I'm watching over here"

Li Ling nodded, turned around and went into the back room, lay down on the bed and dozed off.

After some time, Li Ling woke up.

He walked to the outer room and saw the monkey staring intently at the stove, he was much relieved.

"Brother, are you awake?" Wukong laughed.

"It's rare that you are willing to take care of the alchemy furnace. It's almost time, let's open the furnace!"

As Li Ling said, he opened the lid of the chaos furnace.

Two faint voices came from inside.

"Ahem. The furnace is finally turned on. The old dragon is about to choke to death."

"Old Feng, I haven't refined such a elixir, I hope there won't be a next time."

Li Ling sniffed his nose, after being forged by the energy of chaos, Bai Xiao Dan was finally made!
These two elixir that can eliminate all diseases emit a green luster, lying quietly on the Sendai.

The fairy fire in the chaos furnace removed most of the monkey's urine smell, and the fragrance of grass and trees touched people's sense of smell.

"Whether this smell is fragrant or not, it is too special."

Li Ling picked up Baixiaodan and observed it carefully.

After confirming that the refining was successful, he stuffed the elixir into Wukong's arms.

"Take it, the celestial water that has been added to the heavens is melted, and fed to the horses to cure their diseases."

Wukong accepted these two Baixiao pills and was very grateful:

"Brother, thanks to you this time, my old grandson was able to turn danger into good luck!"

"Don't be so polite, who told you to be my junior brother!"

Li Ling smiled knowingly.

Wukong was so moved that he bowed to his brother:
"It's getting late, I have to go back to heaven, brother, you must take care!"

"Cut, go, go, I don't want to see you!"

Li Ling pretended to be bored and turned his head away.

Knowing Li Ling's temper, Wukong smiled and turned somersault cloud with a "bass" and flew towards the heaven.

Li Ling looked at the back of the monkey going away, and said secretly:
"Junior brother, the one who should take care the most is you."

Wukong flipped into the air, saw Fangcunshan looming under the cover of fairy clouds, and nodded silently