Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

Wukong was no longer greedy, and complimented Laojun:
"Laojun's elixir is really amazing, and I don't know who can take it orally?"

"It all depends on the Jade Emperor's idea. I will distribute some elixir to Tianting every year. As for who and how much to give, he has the final say."

Wukong cursed inwardly.

No wonder the Jade Emperor is arrogant, feeling that he holds such an important resource!

And this old gentleman is also a sinister man!
He specializes in the art of alchemy, and he also controls the divine weapon Bagua Furnace, pinching this road to fortune in the Three Realms, so why worry about not being admired by hundreds of millions of people?

Although he thought so in his heart, Wukong couldn't show it.

He deliberately showed envy:
"It would be great if my grandson could eat one."

Laojun smiled and said:

"Don't be in a hurry, with the great sage's magical powers, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

In fact, there are ten Nine-Turn Great Returning Pills in his purple gold gourd!
It is very happy to give the canopy, but it is absolutely impossible to give it to the monkey!
The canopy needs to return to its place and improve its cultivation level, and the monkey is already a Taiyi Golden Immortal. If it eats one, its strength will greatly increase. Even if it is a saint, it is hard to say!
The monkey became a saint early before he learned the scriptures from the west, so the nine-nine-eight-one is still a fart?

I'm afraid it's a stick one by one along the way, just like playing!

Therefore, this monkey can't eat the Nine-Revolution Great Repayment Pill, so I'll just order it this time.
Thinking of this, Laojun carefully replaced the Nine-Turn Great Return Pill in the Zijin Gourd with peanuts.

"Great Sage, I invite you here this time. Besides visiting, there is one more thing." Laojun changed the subject.

Wukong scratched his head:

"What's the matter with Laojun? My grandson didn't offend you, did he?"

"No, no, no." Laojun waved his hand, "It's for the settlement of the Sea God's Needle."

"Dinghaishenzhen? Golden cudgel?" Wukong asked in surprise.

Ao Guang, the dragon king of the East China Sea, wanted to deceive Wukong because of his luck, but he ended up as a "Pan Dazhu".

Does this old man know something?
Wukong felt uneasy, and sure enough, Laojun's eyes became sharp:
"Recently, there are rumors that there are two Dinghaishen needles. I don't know what the great sage thinks?"

"Two pieces are two pieces, my old grandson doesn't have any ideas." Wukong panicked.

The old man smiled lightly and said:
"The Dinghai God Needle was originally a heaven-defying artifact that I accidentally forged in the Eight Diagrams Furnace. It was lent to Dayu for water control, and then it was placed in the East China Sea Dragon Palace. There is only one in the sky and the world."

"Oh, so that's the case, there's only one, it's really powerful."

Wukong wants to be sloppy, but Laojun is not willing to let him go:

"So, I want to know, where did the wishful golden cudgel in the hands of the Great Sage come from?"

Wukong smiled bitterly:

"My old grandson picked up this golden cudgel from Fangcun Mountain"

"Pick it up?"

The old gentleman said in his heart that you are cheating ghosts!

Could it be possible that someone imitated the artifact forged by this immortal, and the imitation was exactly the same?
This is simply a fantasy!

"Great Sage, I want to see your golden cudgel, do you want to reward me or not?"

"uh this"

Goku hesitated.

Taishang Laojun is the Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, a real saint and powerful man, if he sees the trickiness of the golden cudgel, wouldn't he be enmity with Fang Cunshan?

At that time, Senior Brother Li may not be able to escape the blame!

However, my grandson now has two golden cudgels
"Great Sage?" Laojun showed anticipation.

"Old gentleman, you can watch it if you want, my old grandson has nothing to hide."

As he said, Wukong took out an iron rod from his ear and handed it to Laojun.

Laojun's eyes lit up, and after taking it, he couldn't help caressing it, secretly speechless.

This... Isn't this my stick?
Even the lettering is exactly the same, the level of counterfeiters is really high!

Tsk tsk, the scratch on the bottom was accidentally scratched just after it came out of the oven, and it was copied correctly. It seems that there is no doubt that Fangcunshan has a capable person!
On the one hand, Laojun was secretly admiring, but Wukong tried his best not to laugh out loud.

The monkey thought to himself:

"Old gentleman, isn't the one in your hand your own? The golden cudgel that senior brother Li gave me is still lying in my ears!"

Laojun checked it carefully for a long time, but he didn't see any trace of fakes, so he couldn't help but feel a little bit amused.

Unexpectedly, wow, Fangcunshan is not only good at cultivating Taoism and alchemy, but also good at forging magical weapons?
Even for me, it would be difficult for me to forge such an artifact as the Golden Cudgel, but you Fang Cunshan actually did it. Isn't this a show of skill?
"Great Sage, return the iron rod to you, I accept it."

The old man returned the iron rod and sighed that it was not as good as it.

Can make the Patriarch of the Three Qings bow his head, Wukong's trip was not in vain.

The monkey put the iron stick in his ears, and triumphantly, he said:

"If you say that we have a lot of talented people in Fangcun Mountain, all the sick horses in the Horse Breeding Supervisor say that there is no cure, but I went down to the earth to ask for an elixir, and the medicine will cure the disease immediately!"

"Oh? Is there really such a thing?"

Laojun is rarely interested.

It's not that the illnesses of those Tianmas cannot be cured, but it just takes some effort, and it's impossible to have such a big effect with just one elixir!
Wukong saw that Laojun had some doubts, and suddenly became competitive, and took out a "special Baixiao pill".

This elixir was left over from last time.

Laojun opened his eyes slightly, showing some surprise.

"This is... Could this be Bioxiaodan? No, the smell doesn't match, and Bioxiaodan is for people to eat, and horses will be poisoned to death if they eat it."

Laojun muttered to himself, and unknowingly took the pill from Wukong's hand.

He sniffed with his nose, frowned, became curious, and actually put it on his mouth and took a bite!
"It tastes sour and has a foul smell. What did you use for the medicine? Hmm. The alchemist is really a genius!"

The monkey was stunned, and couldn't help swallowing, thinking that even if my grandson was killed, he wouldn't be able to tell the truth!

Lao Junyue tasted it more and more vigorously, and finally put it in his mouth to chew.

Wukong asked cautiously:

"Old gentleman, how do you feel?"

Laojun nodded and said:
"Well, although the taste is very weird, it is very refreshing, and the effect of the medicine is very good!"

"That's good, that's good," Wukong smiled bitterly.

Laojun exhaled contentedly, and the monkey immediately held his breath.

"It's really embarrassing to eat one of your elixir. In this case, I will pay you a few 'calming pills'!"

As he said that, Laojun conjured three red pill elixir and put them in Wukong's hands.

Calming Pill is also a common elixir, mainly used to stabilize the spirit and get rid of evil spirits inside.

The calming pill that Taishang Laojun personally refined must be a supreme product, Wukong could think of it with his toes, and immediately accepted it happily.

"Thank you Laojun for giving me the pill, my old grandson will definitely make good use of it in the future."

"Great Sage, it's getting late, please stay for a meal?"

Wukong shook his head:

"No, no, my brothers are probably still drinking in Bimawen. If we leave now, we still have time to have a few drinks and leave!"

After all, Wukong turned into a golden light and flashed out.

Laojun smacked his lips, and he could breathe a sigh of relief after the matter was done.

"Well, let's see how Jin'er and Yin'er's alchemy is going?"

Thinking of this, Laojun walked to the alchemy office
"Yin'er, my teacher asked you to copy the "Dan Jing" ten times, why is one book missing?"

"Master, did this disciple copy it ten times?"

"You count again?"

"One, two, three, nine. It's clearly ten, how did it become nine?"

"Hmph! If you are so lazy, how can you gain the Tao? I will punish you for copying it ten times as a teacher!"

"Ah? Master, you might as well kill your apprentice."