Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

The feast of flat peaches in Yaochi is about to begin, including the heavenly world, the western spirit mountain, the great immortals of various caves in the mortal world, and the big bosses of the nether world will appear one after another!
As the lord of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor came to Yaochi on a nine-dragon chariot, escorted by the main gods of various temples and fairy palaces in the heaven, the officials of various ministries, the star kings of the North and South Stars, the five-dou star kings, and the five-virtuous star kings.

Immediately afterwards, Lihentian's Taishang Laojun, on behalf of Sanqing, also arrived on time.

In the Three Purities, Yuanshi Tianzun retreated, and his great apprentice Guangchengzi attended instead. Behind Laojun and behind Guangchengzi were the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun Wonderland.

Among the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, Manjusri, Cihang and Puxian have long since surrendered to the monks and are not among them. At this time, Daoist Taiyi is confronting the devil in the West Sea, so he can only be absent.

The Lingbao Tianzun in the Sanqing, because he was under house arrest by his master Hongjun in the Tianyu Palace of the Shangqing, naturally he has no blessings to enjoy.

After that, the Buddhas and elders from the Western Paradise also came here.

Buddha Tathagata leads the way, with two disciples, Kasyapa and Ananda, on the left and right.

Several great Bodhisattvas and the highly prestigious King Ming are scattered around the Tathagata, followed by the great Buddhas who have attained Buddhahood.

After that, followed by the Eighteenth Golden Body Arhat and the Dharma Protector King Kong.

The future Buddha Maitreya stood at the back of the line with a smile, but he didn't have the slightest airs.

Although this Maitreya has a high status, in the Buddhist world, he only cares about the future and has no real power, so he is just a soy saucer.

Strangely, several ancient Buddhas of the Western religion were not present, presumably because they had something to do.

The Empress of Lingshan Buddha is the three great emperors of the Western Taiji Emperor, the Southern Antarctic Changsheng Emperor, and the Eastern Dongji Qinghua Emperor (also known as Taiyi Save the Kuku Tianzun) and the great gods under their respective systems.

The Emperor Ziwei Zhongtian in the North Pole was unable to attend because he went down to earth and was replaced by the Canopy Marshal of the Four Sages of the North Pole.

After Chengtian imitated the example, the land of the emperor came down slowly surrounded by the goddesses.

After that, there are all the great gods of the mortal fairyland, including the Great Emperor of the Five Sacred Mountains, the Immortals of the Ten Continents and Three Islands, the Northern Arctic Xuanling and other sea and mountain gods.

Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, is also among them.

However, Patriarch Bodhi was absent.

Just because he, as a reclusive sage, especially dislikes such "sensational" gatherings, Heavenly Court is also very savvy and did not list him on the list of immortals.

In fact, Bodhi had already secretly left the Three Realms for retreat, so it was impossible for him to be invited to Yaochi.

For a time,

The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, so lively.

As the nominal lord of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor has a respected status and is also the husband of the Queen Mother. Immediately, the female fairies from the fairyland of Yaochi come to welcome him.

Nine Heavens Xuannv worshiped:

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty has a decree. Before entering Yaochi, all magic weapons must be unloaded. Even the Great Tianzun can't make an exception."

"Well, let me set an example first."

The Jade Emperor threw the magic weapon hidden in his sleeve into the cornucopia, turned around and issued an order to everyone in the heavenly court:

"Loves, hand over the magical weapons and magic weapons in your hands!"

"Follow the order."

Immortals from all walks of life threw countless treasures of heavenly spirits and magical weapons into the cornucopia one after another, and all of them were swallowed by the cornucopia.

With the beginning of the Jade Emperor, Laojun, the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, and other great immortals also handed over their personal treasures.

On the other side of Lingshan, the Buddha said:

"Before the Buddhas of Lingshan rushed to the feast, they left the Buddhist treasures in Daleiyin Temple, please rest assured."

Nine Heavens Profound Girl nodded and said:
"Then invite everyone to enter Yaochi!"

Thousands of gods and Buddhas passed through the Yumen Gate and went to the banquet seats one after another.

A rather wretched-looking Buddha kept staring at Xuannv, laughing "hehe" from time to time.

Xuannv felt disgusted in her heart, she couldn't help but stare, and hit Xuanli's blazing fire directly into the center of his brow.

"Uh uh."

The Buddha almost broke his golden body by this sudden blow, and hastily forced out the poisonous fire with the Wancheng Buddha Kung Fu.

"Tsk tsk. Such a pungent female general, but this Buddha appreciates it very much"

Before he finished speaking, the cornucopia beside him glowed red, sucking out a piece of porcelain from his Buddhist sleeve.

"Give me back my Shuangxiu Porcelain!"

The wretched Buddha stretched out his supernatural powers and grabbed the "Shuangxiu Porcelain" suddenly, but the treasure-absorbing ability of the cornucopia was too strong, and he couldn't help grinning.

Xuannv said coldly:
"Bold lunatic, dare to hide magic weapon?"

"This is not a magic weapon, it's just a mortal porcelain."

"Porcelain? The cornucopia won't lie, hand it over quickly!"

Xuannv was about to go to war, and the Tathagata Buddha flicked out a finger.

The wretched Buddha let go of his hands, and the "Double Cultivation Porcelain" fell to the ground. It turned out to be a forbidden object for men and women.

Xuannv's face turned red, she didn't dare to look at the porcelain, and said angrily:

"What a shameless smelly monk, trying to steal such a filthy thing at the peach feast?"

The wretched Buddha was sweating profusely, and was about to defend himself, when Tathagata stepped forward and said with a smile:

"Xuannv Immortal Venerable, Yejia is the Buddha of Joy, and his nature is born of color, please don't blame him"

"What? Is it reasonable to be lustful?" Xuannv refused to let her go.

"Since the Immortal Venerable refuses to spare him, I will destroy his dual-cultivation magic weapon!"

Huanxi Buddha turned pale with shock, and hurriedly said:
"Buddha, absolutely not, destroying the disciple's magic weapon is equivalent to destroying my Dharma image, and it will be difficult to achieve consummation in the future."

"Good, this is your catastrophe, don't be obsessed!"

Saying that, Tathagata frowned, and those repair porcelains were smashed into powder by a golden light!
"Buddha!!"

Huanxi Buddha felt that the amount of ten thousand layers of Buddha was missing, and he was immediately discouraged and collapsed on the ground.

Tathagata went on to say:
"Yejia, you have violated the law of the Queen Mother of Yaochi and insulted Buddhism. I will punish you to descend to the Lingshan Mountain and never set foot in Leiyin Temple!"

"Disciple. Disciple knows his mistake, so he will accept the crime and go down to earth."

Huanxi Buddha left dejectedly, and did not forget to glance at Xuannv, full of resentment in his heart.

Xuannv said to the Buddha:

"Since the Buddha has severely punished the adulterous Buddha, I will not pursue it anymore, please enter Yaochi!"

"Good."

Tathagata nodded to Xuannv and entered Yumen.

This little episode made the immortals laugh without saying a word.

The face of the Buddhist family was completely lost. Thanks to Tathagata and all the Buddhas, they have cultivated the unique method of calming the mind like water, as if nothing happened, and they are extremely calm.

Seeing the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor thought that he could not let go of this opportunity to humiliate him, so he stepped forward and said:

"Buddha, it's rare for you to come to my eastern heaven, have you ever gotten used to the atmosphere here?"

"Your Majesty, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, fearless and tasteless. In my Buddha's mind, everything is a drop in the ocean, and it doesn't matter where it is or where it is."

The Jade Emperor curled his lips, this old guy is so talkative, he is really hard to get along with.

He looked behind Tathagata, knowing what he was thinking, and asked with a smile:

"Why don't you see Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Could it be that he has something important to do?"

Tathagata's mouth trembled.

I thought what a tricky Jade Emperor!
Ksitigarbha left his post without authorization and fled back to Lingshan from the underworld. How could I bring him here to shame people?

You mentioned him on purpose, isn't that embarrassing me?

"Your Majesty, Ksitigarbha is ashamed of the Heavenly Court. I have punished him severely. Naturally, he will not be able to participate in the Pantao Festival."

"So that's how it is. Lingshan has clear rewards and punishments, and we in Heaven must follow suit!"

Jade Emperor said loudly on purpose.

All the immortals agreed unanimously, and Tathagata's face was rarely pulled down.

"Your Majesty, although I am ashamed of Lingshan, it is not as good as Heavenly Court's unbelief."

"Huh? How do you say that?" The Jade Emperor frowned.

The words that Tathagata was going to say passed into the ears of the Jade Emperor with secret voices.

[Journey to the West to measure calamity, the monkey head should have made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, why did it take so long to take action? 】

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes and replied in a secret voice:

[Don't worry, I know in my heart that at this peach feast, the monstrous monkey will definitely make a big fuss and become the real source of evil! 】

[It's so good, we don't have much time left. 】

【Hey, don't let us know, that monkey head is what you want him to become a Buddha, I don't mean to harm him. 】

[Your Majesty, journeying to the west is a matter of days, and it is my turn to be lucky in Lingshan, so don't make trouble secretly]

【I have always kept my word, so you can rest assured. 】

Tathagata nodded in satisfaction and said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, I, Lingshan, will definitely not miss this good show."

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[This is the author's voice, not included in the manuscript fee]

Finally wrote 20 words, Lao Youtiao really felt that it was not easy.

I am very grateful to the readers who have been following up in the early stage. Whether you like this book or not, I would like to say thank you from the bottom of my heart!
This book refers to Journey to the West and Fengshen. If there is something wrong with the setting, the old fritters will say sorry and make everyone laugh.

Cough cough, there is a lot of nonsense, readers, please give your criticisms, no matter where you are from, reading this book is a fate.

Thank you again, old fritters!
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