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Countless young people who have just turned on the radio suspect that their ears have heard it wrong. This style of painting has changed too fast!
Chu Jun's online post on the first day inexplicably added fire to the runaway broadcast. In the post, Chu Jun used various Internet popular languages ​​to describe the anchor Wang Nima as a funny comparison.

This powerful opening attracted a lot of listeners. It was the time when they were off work, and many people habitually turned on the car radio, tuned to FM66.66, and wanted to listen to the news. Unexpectedly, Wang Ni appeared as soon as they came up. Ma? !
Tian Lin started to ask questions according to the lines: "Then, Wang Nima is the host, let me introduce the main content of this episode of the runaway radio program!"

After Chu Yitian took the conversation, he started to get angry: "Okay! There is a saying: send the Buddha to the west, pretend to be struck by lightning, and share your encouragement with you. Today we are going to talk about the content..."

Hold the grass!Li, a programmer who had just got off work, was about to reverse his car and get out of the garage when he heard "Send the Buddha to the west, pretend to be struck by lightning" and almost couldn't step on the accelerator, and the car shook/stirred and almost turned off.

"Hahahaha... Pretending to be struck by lightning? Can this kind of sentence be broadcast on the radio now?" He who originally planned to switch to the traffic channel rarely did not tune the station this time, mainly because this sentence came too soon. Suddenly.

Chu Yitian's borrowed host ability made him say this sentence without any sense of disobedience, it sounded like his original voice, combined with the pretentious content, it was just serious nonsense.

Because Tian Lin had rehearsed this episode with him yesterday, she didn't have any jokes at all, and asked again: "? Wang Nima, why do you call them divine dramas?"

Chu Yitian: "It's a long story. You just need to turn on the TV. If you want to understand ancient times, you can watch court dramas: you can see Sima Qian who can grow a beard after being eunuched, and you can see big In the Qing Dynasty, modern hangers were used to hang clothes, and you can see that the ancient air conditioners are similar to the real ones, and you can see the "cousin" sister and the "cousin" brother."

Without waiting for Tian Lin's response, Chu Yitian continued to talk about Wang Nima's classic jokes at a very fast speed:
At this time, Tian Lin was just right to be a fan: "Tear it by hand?"

Chu Yitian said: "Yeah, tearing it up by hand? These third-rate screenwriters who don't know where to write such a wonderful script. In their writing,
Tian Lin: "A unicorn arm?"

Chu Yitian: "Hmm... Speaking of the unicorn arm, let's talk about other things.

Tian Lin: "..."

Chu Yitian continued to enter his own rhythm: "You know, according to historical research,

Tian Lin: "Why?"

Chu Yitian: "That's because of these

Tian Lin: "What weapon is hidden?"

Chu Yitian: "Grenades. Grenades are the easiest lethal weapons, Mr. Tian,

Tian Lin replied in an innocent voice: "Me? I don't know much about military knowledge, probably... it should... hang around your waist, and you can get it with your hands!"

Chu Yitian applauded and said: "That's right! Teacher Tian, ​​you have a normal opinion, but these weird screenwriters don't think so. In their eyes

Tian Lin: "This...is possible."

Chu Yitian: "How much space do you think women's pants can have, huh? It's not like men's underwear has enough space. If a woman hides a grenade in her crotch, it will look like a weird thing, right?"

Tian Lin: "..."

Chu Yitian: "Only you can't think of it, no screenwriter can't write it! It's nothing more than tearing it up with your hands and hiding mines in your crotch. Recently I watched another one. After watching it, I deeply admire this screenwriter. His brain hole Once again refreshed my lower limit."

Tian Lin: "What new ideas do you have?"

Chu Yitian: "The combat effectiveness of the soldiers in the cooking squad is stronger than that of the Sharp Knife Company, and it's up to them to kill the enemy!"

Tian Lin: "The soldiers in the cooking class are also soldiers, and they also need to be trained. I know, have their food been poisoned?"

Chu Yitian: "Teacher Tian, ​​you can think that the poisoning of the cooking class means that you are still a normal person. And these screenwriters are not normal people. In their writing, the soldiers of the cooking class performed the miracle of hiding mines again, but this time they I hid the thunder in the steamed stuffed bun, and my friends and I were shocked that this steamed stuffed bun can still be eaten!"

Tian Lin: "..."

Chu Yitian: "So I can only say one thing to these screenwriters: If I don't help the old lady, I will serve you!"

So Chu Yitian just kept talking like this, spraying all the weird scenes that broke through the lower limit.

Chu Jun, who was monitoring from the sidelines, had begun to pay attention to the Internet posts and the dynamics on Weibo, and sure enough, after a few minutes of the broadcast of the program, the effect began to appear.

"Is this funny host sent by a monkey? Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I didn't expect this kind of commentary program to appear on the radio station. It seems that I will listen to FM66.66 more in the future."

"Isn't this anchor too courageous? Isn't he afraid of being scolded by the leader if he sprays TV dramas on the radio?"

"Hahaha, fortunately I turned on the recording function, and I will play this passage to my girlfriend later, and I think she will spit out food after listening to it!"

"Send the Buddha to the west, pretending to be struck by lightning. I decided to keep this sentence for my own use. It's too frightening."

And Chu Yitian's Weibo account just registered today has thousands of followers in an instant, all of which were attracted by Chu Jun, and the following began to refresh the classic quotations he said in the live broadcast at an extremely fast speed.

"If I don't help the old lady, I'll just convince you! I really laughed out of tears at this sentence... This anchor's imagination really breaks through the sky."

"Eh? I finally found his Weibo account. This show is so funny that I can't stop it. Hurry up and fan..."

"I have forwarded it to all my friends on Weibo..."

In this way, in the office buildings and cars in the high-tech zone, the listening rate of FM66.66's runaway radio has been rising steadily. Not only have the listeners who have been listening to it not changed to other stations, but some young people are even listening to it with friends on WeChat. The circle has already started forwarding.

"Brother, hurry up and listen to FM66.66, the broadcast of the high-tech zone TV station."

"Hold the grass, you still listen to the radio, you are 50 years old?"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Today there is a new program on the radio. I suspect that the announcer is an Internet celebrity invited to make a guest appearance. Right now, he is spouting an anti-Japanese drama! Hurry up. It's funny manually."

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"You'll know if you listen to it quickly, you can't stop at all, this anchor's voice is magical!"

Li Qiang and Zhang Ping, who operated the machine on the console, had listened to it for the second time, but they still laughed so hard on the stage that their stomachs ached. Neither of them paid attention to the time.

Chu Yitian: "Teacher Tian, ​​I originally planned to enter a commercial, but I found that... Uh, it seems that this episode is about to end."

Tian Lin: "..." (I can't ask questions at all right now, just sit and watch this guy continue to perform.)
Chu Yitian: "Okay, now everyone is almost driving home. It's a pity that I don't have traffic and road conditions to broadcast to everyone, but everyone must pay attention to safety, Wang Nima's friendly reminder, There are no roads in the world! Where there are too many female drivers, there are roads everywhere, be careful driving female drivers, see you in the next episode of our program!"

Chu Yitian, who had been spraying continuously for three 10 minutes, pressed the LIVE button heavily at this time, stopped the broadcast, took off the earphones, adjusted his voice back and asked, "It's over, it seems that I still timed out 1 minute?"

The two people on the console didn't answer at all. Their stomachs ached from laughing. Finally, when the show ended, they heard the sentence "There are no roads in the world! There are roads everywhere if there are too many female drivers!" Leaning back and forth laughing at the console again.

Tian Lin took off the earphones and said, "I don't know how the effect will be, Xiao Chu, is my cooperation okay?"

Chu Yitian nodded and said: "I think it's very good! But it's also the first time for me to be a radio anchor's live show. I don't care if it's good or not. I'll have to wait until the listening data comes out to find out!"

When the two came out of the live broadcast room, Chu Jun was nervously operating the computer on the table to check the data. At this moment, his eyes lit up, and he shouted to Song Jianzhong who was standing solemnly beside him: "Director Song, today's audience rating data Out!"