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The old magician asked in a tone of disbelief, "You... aren't you... the Huaxia magician who was personally awarded a lifetime honorary member by the president in Montreal a month ago?"

Chu Yitian replied flatly: "I'm not a magician but just a fan..."

Shit, aren't you a magician?Not a magician can get a lifetime honorary member, is this membership so easy to get?

Mike was completely stupid at this time. You must know that he has worked so hard for so many years and has not yet obtained the status of a trade union member.

In fact, his magic skills are still good, mainly because this guy's character is a bit poor and he often can't control his mouth.

He had an international scandal. Although he is still a registered magician of the Canadian Association of Magicians, he has been isolated from members of the Canadian Association of Magicians since then. This guy often teases himself as the "Uncrowned King".

But from the bottom of his heart, Mike definitely hopes that he can be recognized, so this time he spent a lot of money to find a friend with a background to get him to come to Yanjing to participate in the annual Huajia Civil Exchange Forum The purpose of this forum is to increase his popularity through this forum, so as to completely wash away the previous stains, so that he can "curve to save the country" and join the Canadian Magicians Union smoothly.

However, this guy in front of him...has the rhythm of not paying attention to lifelong honorary members?And from his tone, it seems that he didn't say he was an honorary member, did he?

Could it be that the old magician admitted the wrong person?Mike decided to jump out and hit Chu Yitian in the face at this time, this guy is simply too arrogant!
Mike, who was already a bit high, interrupted the old magician rudely, regardless of whether the old magician was still talking to Chu Yitian: "Shut up! Do you know how long history and tradition our Canadian Magicians Guild has? In history, only Awarded lifetime honorary membership to two foreign magicians! The last time was 60 years ago! You bastard is full of nonsense, how could you be an honorary member?"

Yes, to make Mike believe that Chu Yitian in front of him is actually a lifetime honorary member of the Canadian Magicians Guild, it would be more serious than killing him!

The first half of what Mike said was indeed correct. After all, the last time the Canadian Union of Magicians conferred honorary lifetime membership was 60 years ago. He won this honor by performing a wonderful magic trick at the [-]th anniversary meeting with the heads of state of Sweden and Sweden.

Therefore, when Chu Yitian did not clearly state that he was a lifetime honorary member in Chu Yitian's answer, Mike immediately seized this loophole of the opponent and launched a fierce attack!
Chu Yitian originally thought that after performing this magic trick, Mike would stop chattering beside him, but he didn't expect this guy to get worse, biting like a mad dog and refusing to let go!

Chu Yitian said angrily, "Don't fucking talk nonsense to me! You just forgot about the bet you made just now? Come on, if you can perform this banknote magic trick to my level, I won't say anything God told you to go up and give a speech! If you can't do it, don't forget what you said yourself!"

That's right, apart from this matter, there is also the gambling agreement between the two just now.

However, although Mike was crazy, he didn't distract himself at this time. He listened carefully to Chu Yitian's reply word by word, trying to find more flaws in his words.

Sure enough, the sentence "If you can perform this banknote magic trick to my level" made Mike feel that he had caught Chu Yitian again.

Mike said triumphantly: "It seems that you didn't say that just now, did you? What you said was "Then what if I can perform a magic trick that you can't do?" ", Unfortunately, sorry, I am confident that I can perform this magic trick."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chu Yitian's reaction, he imitated Gao Yixuan to borrow a few RMB, and began to copy Chu Yitian's performance.

In fact, the magic of changing banknotes is known to every magician in principle, so it must be replaced by means, and there is no second possibility.

Do you think there is really magic in this world that instantly turns one banknote into another?nonexistent.

However, if you understand the principle, you may not be able to perform it. After all, this is a magic purely based on skill proficiency.

As a registered magician, Mike must know the basic techniques. Although he didn't see Chu Yitian's techniques clearly just now, at this time he already had a preliminary idea of ​​the magic technique requirements design in his mind.

Chu Yitian suppressed the anger in his heart. He wanted to see that he was the world's top magician performing this magic trick. How could this arrogant guy in front of him surpass himself?
One of the most important details in this magic is that there is a special way to hold the middle finger of the left hand that is to be replaced. When shaking at high speed, it is necessary to quickly replace another banknote that was originally hidden in the palm of the left hand.

This requires the magician's left index finger to accurately grasp the thickness of the banknote with the gap between the index finger and thumb when shaking up and down, neither too hard nor not enough force.

If you use too much force, there will be an obvious lag in the replacement, and it will wear out, so that people around you can see the replacement process with the naked eye.

And if the force is not enough, the replacement will be too fast, and the replaced banknote may be out of the control of the fingers-that is to say, it will fall from the hand!
Unfortunately, although Mike is a registered magician and he understands this principle very clearly, he has one of the biggest flaws, that is, he has never practiced this magic.

Lack of proficiency occurs without practice.

Mike imitated Chu Yitian's procedure just now, but obviously, he made a mistake.

At the most critical part of the whole banknote replacement magic, that is, when shaking hands at high speed, and then changing the banknote type, the six magicians present (including Mike himself) could clearly see that at that moment , The replaced Canadian banknotes in his hand fell from his middle finger!

This magic trick, Mike failed!

This is not to say that the magicians around him have good eyesight, but that Mike himself is blindly confident in himself because he has never practiced this magic!
If it was a live magic show, Mike would have to apologize to the audience for his behavior.

There was silence all around, and Mike was obviously stunned when he watched the banknotes slipping from his hands.

Before performing this magic trick, he had already had countless images of himself taking the place of Chu Yitian to give a speech tomorrow in his mind, but obviously at this moment, this image would never appear again.

Mike closed his mouth obediently at this time, and he didn't make any excuses for himself, because after all, this guy is also a magician, and he knows that if the magic fails, it is irreversible.

While everyone was shocked by Mike's miss this time, Chu Yitian's voice came out leisurely.

"It seems that you said just now, "If I can't do it, I will tear up my practicing certificate", right? So should it be honored now?" Chu Yitian said unhurriedly.

this?All the magicians turned their attention to Mike, who was as dull as a puppet.

Mike's face turned red. He never thought that he would fail, but the performance just now did illustrate the fact that he had failed. He, Mike, failed to perform this magic trick!However, this magician's practice certificate is the only thing I have. If I tear it up, how can I gain a foothold in the magic world in the future?

Mike's mind turned and turned, and he could only find a way for himself, he began to beg Chu Yitian: "I... I made a mistake just now, I'm sorry, this magic trick was not successful, I will work hard to practice this magic trick in the future. I was just kidding you just now...you...you don't take it seriously, do you?"

joke?

Chu Yitian sneered and said: "Oh? So you Canadian magicians are all joking like this? Or can you just make jokes with the Canadian magician qualification certificate? I just want to ask, you are joking like this, Ni Does President Neil know? Does he agree? I remember President Neil once said that a magician is an honorable profession, and this title cannot be insulted casually!"

President Neil?This guy also knows the name of President Neil?Moreover, the phrase "magician is an honorable profession, you can't just insult this title" is indeed President Neil's catchphrase!
Could it be... Could it be that he is really an honorary member?

At this time, the old magician suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Yes, you are the lifelong honorary member! President Neil said that you are a young magician from China!"

It seems that what I said just now was completely wrong. At this time, Mike has realized that his mouth was too big just now and he caused a catastrophe for himself.

But this guy was thick-skinned enough, and when he heard the old magician interject, he quickly shut his mouth obediently, trying to let others take the rhythm away, so that he could escape this catastrophe.

Gao Yixuan saw that Mike had completely softened, and the old magician also confirmed Chu Yitian's identity, so he persuaded him by the way: "Okay, since he has admitted his mistake, then Chu Yitian, you can let him go." .”

Chu Yitian stared and said loudly: "Let him go? He kept slandering me just now, and said aggressively that if the performance came out, he would replace me on the stage to give a speech tomorrow. Why didn't anyone tell him to let me go? What about a horse? No, what you say must be fulfilled!"

Mike thought, what the hell is it that you said that you couldn't perform, so you replaced you on the stage to give a speech. How come it's what I said now?
But now he doesn't dare to argue with Chu Yitian at all, he just wants to try to get away with it: "I...my magician certificate is still in...the room, and I don't have it on...with me now!"