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What?Originally, it was a great pleasure to be able to hear Chinese in a foreign country, but at such an embarrassing moment, as a compatriot, not only did not lend a helping hand, but even laughed at myself in the corner, this f*ck is called a compatriot what?Chu Yitian's anger rose all of a sudden.

Chu Yitian turned his head and looked, and sitting in the corner was a handsome-looking young man in a fine suit, who was commenting loudly on himself to his female companion. This woman should also be Chinese from the looks of her face.

Chu Yitian said bluntly: "I ate something unclean in my mouth, did your eyes see that I was cheating on eating and drinking? I just came to Montreal today and didn't exchange foreign currency. I don't know how to return my card." I can’t figure out anything, this is a genuine iPhone 7, and it’s not worth 20 Canadian dollars? Why are you messing around there?”

The young man chuckled and said: "Hehe, I have seen many people who use this kind of tricks to deceive people in Canada. It is pitiful that the reputation of China is ruined by you. At first, other Canadians believed it, but later they were deceived. After many times, I stopped being fooled, and even only asked for cash, if you didn’t dress like a dog, the clerk would not be willing to swipe your card for you.”

Chu Yitian couldn't bear this kind of cynicism. He walked over quickly and pointed at the young man and said, "Shut up! You said I was a scam? I won't buy this pizza today, and I'll chat with you at worst." , to see how awesome you are."

However, the voice of the clerk behind him immediately turned cold: "Sir, we don't accept credit payments here. If you can't pay the fee, we will call the police immediately."

Nani? Do you think I can't afford more than 100 yuan?Why do you want to call the police?

Chu Yitian had no choice but to explain to the clerk: "Wait a minute, I will call my friend right away, he is a celebrity in Montreal, there is absolutely no way he will default on your pizza!"

But the young man's voice buzzed around his ears like a fly: "Hey! You still have a celebrity friend in Montreal who pays your bill? I don't know which celebrity has suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck, hand it in For a friend like you who can't even afford a 20 yuan pizza?"

Chu Yitian ignored this disgusting guy, but explained to the clerk: "Tim Scott, you should know, right? It's the famous magician who invited me to Montreal."

Tim Scott?

This person is quite famous in Montreal. After all, he is a well-known local international magician. The clerk must have heard of his name.

Sure enough, the clerk's expression became very puzzled again, and he said, "Are you talking about master magician Scott? That is the pride of our Montreal! You say you are his friend?"

Chu Yitian immediately nodded madly and said: "Yes, yes, yes! He invited me over, and I'm living in his apartment next to him now. If I talk nonsense, how can I live in his house."

But the clerk thought to himself, even if you are Scott's friend, you still have to pay for the pizza, and you can't let the 20 Canadian dollars go.

The brown-haired clerk thought for a while and said, "Then please contact Mr. Scott to see if you can use his electronic credit card to pay this bill."

Shit, it was such a trouble, but at least the other party came up with a solution, and blamed himself for not bringing the money, so Chu Yitian immediately picked up the phone and called Scott.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

"(English, French) Your call is temporarily unanswered..."

Grass!What the hell is this!Why isn't Scott answering the phone?Chu Yitian frowned and quickly hit him again.

Still no answer.Is this guy eating and drinking drunk?

The clerk was a little surprised when he heard the name Scott just now, and even began to believe in Chu Yitian, but the call was never connected. After Chu Yitian's face showed anxiety, the clerk finally couldn't help it. .

"Sir, I solemnly warn you that fraud is against the law in Canada! Please don't leave now!" The clerk had already picked up the walkie-talkie to let the store manager come over, while several other clerks stood in an arc and handed Chu Yitian to Tuantuan Surrounded.

Chu Yitian is very anxious now. If he is in Shanghai, he has many ways to solve it. But when he is abroad and he doesn’t know anything, he can’t just run away impulsively. If that’s the case, The trivial matter of not bringing money was really a fraud.

The young man who laughed at Chu Yitian just now got up slowly with his female companion, and said to the waiter in fluent English: "Please pay the bill." Then he took out a few colorful Canadian coins from his wallet, and did not forget to leave. Say something to Chu Yitian: "Oh, I forgot to mention that Canadians have to tip 10% when eating out, otherwise people will look down on you, scammer!"

After finishing speaking, he patted his ass and left, Chu Yitian was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

The store manager is a fat middle-aged man. He hasn't encountered such an unexpected situation in his store for a long time. When he walked over and saw another Chinese man with yellow skin and black hair, his face immediately became gloomy.

When the brown-haired clerk saw the store manager coming, he immediately whispered what happened just now in his ear.

The store manager looked at Chu Yitian's clothes up and down, he didn't look like a scammer, he thought for a while and said, "Sir, what do you mean? You can't afford the mere 20 Canadian dollars? "

Chu Yitian was purely dumb at the moment and couldn't tell if he was suffering from eating Coptis chinensis. He took out his wallet and pointed to the stack of Grandpa Mao inside, and said, "Look, these are all real RMB! You can buy 10 pizzas! More than that, how could I renege on my debt?"

The store manager shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't support payment in cash currencies other than Canadian dollars and US dollars, because we don't have the ability to identify counterfeit currency."

It seems that the way of paying in RMB is completely impossible, Chu Yitian took out the card he had just now, and said to him: "Look, there is also a VISA UnionPay logo on it, and the savings balance in it is equivalent to your Canadian card. RMB 10,000+, but I don’t know why the credit card fails!”

The store manager said with a sullen face: "If this is the case, you can explain it well. But why do you want to cheat in the name of our Montreal celebrity Tim Scott? Using other people's reputation to defraud, in We in Canada are atrocious crimes that will never be tolerated!"

Your grandma is a bear, could it be that the culprit is because I called Scott and he didn't answer?This guy thought he was cheating on Scott's reputation?Chu Yitian's feeling right now is that he's beeping the dog.

Chu Yitian could only helplessly explain: "I don't need to travel so far and sit on a plane for almost a day to come here to lie to you, Scott is going to a dinner party now, I don't know why he doesn't answer the phone, but He said he would come back to pick me up and my friends around 11 o'clock in the evening, and if you believe me, I will wait here at worst."

The store manager said: "I'm sorry, our store closes on time at 9 o'clock, you should think of other ways."

Chu Yitian's mind began to run rapidly, but the only person he could contact at this time was Zhang Xiaoting upstairs.

He thought for a while and said to the store manager, "Wait a minute, I still have a friend upstairs, I'll give her a call."

Chu Yitian repeatedly took out his mobile phone and called Zhang Xiaoting. As soon as he got through, he said, "Fuck me, I don't have the money here, and now they treat it as a way to buy pizza from the pizzeria downstairs." Liar, come here quickly!"

Zhang Xiaoting originally watched TV well, but when she heard Chu Yitian's appearance, she was shocked: "You didn't argue with them, did you?"

"That's definitely not the case. How can I be so impulsive when I'm not familiar with the place here!"

Zhang Xiaoting thought to herself, didn't you just get started when you disagreed with each other in the Japanese grocery store that time?

However, Zhang Xiaoting didn't have US dollars or Canadian dollars on her, as if... she didn't even have a card.

What's the use of going on like this?It's not that it can't solve the problem!