Hey!People are in Konoha, we are the cubs of Otsutsuki

Evening in the Land of Waves.

After the meal, Naruto and Sasuke were tiring. An hour ago, they went to the grove to learn from each other, and they haven't returned yet!
Yu stayed in the house honestly and looked after Kakashi.

When he was bored, he pulled out a copy of Kakashi's personal love "Intimacy Paradise"!
——Secret Skill Quantum Wave Speed ​​Reading!

Clap la la la... I saw that Yu's eyes swept quickly, as if the pages of the book had an idea, he turned the pages by himself, and the words turned into lifelike animations, which kept playing in his mind!

In less than an hour, Yu was in his mind, no less than a hundred times!
Closing the book, you can reminisce with satisfaction!

"Hey hey hey~, Lustful Immortal's writing is really sophisticated, explicit but not vulgar, sexy and not repetitive, even a three-dimensional old bookworm like me read it with gusto, no wonder Kakashi couldn't put it down..."

"Let me come back to the comic version of "Intimacy Paradise", but this matter needs to be authorized by the lecherous fairy..."

clatter!There was movement outside the door, and Yu put "Intimacy Paradise" into Kakashi's bed with lightning speed!

The door opened, and Naruto and Sasuke were in ragged clothes, but together they helped a wounded and unconscious girl into the house.

After putting the girls down, they sat on the ground and rested!

Yu stood up: "This is?"

Naruto: "Hoo, hoo, that's you, on our way back, we saw this girl comatose on the side of the road and couldn't wake up. I was worried that she would be eaten by wild animals, so we brought her back!"

Sasuke: "Huh...hmph, I stopped it! But this idiot has to meddle in his own business. We can't take care of ourselves now, so how can we care about other people's affairs!"

Naruto: "But you didn't help, we helped her over together!"

Sasuke: "Hmph..."

Yu took a closer look and said, "This is a man..."

"Nani??" Naruto and Sasuke were startled at the same time.

Naruto: "This is obviously a cute girl! Her skin is so white, her face is so delicate, she has such delicate long hair, and more importantly, she is wearing a skirt, Yuu, you can't just because the breasts are relatively barren. , let's just say she's a man..."

Yu said seriously: "It's really a man."

He knew the person in front of him when they turned into ashes, but that was 'white', I don't know how many Naruto fans had the white moonlight in their hearts!
The dying Shiro fell on the only way for Naruto and Sasuke to return.

In an instant, Yuu understood the plan of not slashing again.

He squatted down and fiddled with his long white hair to the side, and a thousand books pierced into his neck were exposed!
Naruto exclaimed: "Hey, why didn't I find out sooner!!"

Sasuke frowned: "This kind of injury is basically useless..."

You Xin said: Although it is just right to avoid the arteries and nerves in the neck, if you are not careful, you will die. This is a complete bet that we will not die.

Hey, if you play Werewolf, Bai must be a wolf!
Yu opened Bai's eyes, and after quickly pulling out a thousand copies with his little hand, he pointed his finger at the acupoint in Bai's chest!
"Wow...!"

Bai's body was straight, and he vomited out a mouthful of blood!

Naruto: "Alive???"

Sasuke: Can the acupuncture point of the Hyuga family be used to save people...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Bai gasped, his black eyes gradually returning to focus, Gu Pan was at a loss: "This...what is this place?"

Naruto: "That's it, when we passed the woods..."

After listening to Naruto tell what happened, Bai Meimu flashed: "So, did you save me?"

Naruto held the back of his head: "It's good that we brought you back, but the one who really saved you is Yuu..."

chap!Sasuke couldn't help but say that, he pushed Shiro down and put Kuwu on the latter's neck!
Naruto: "Hey, Sasuke, what are you doing so suddenly!"

"Big idiot, shut up first!" Sasuke confronted Naruto and questioned Shiro, "Thousands who hurt you are weapons belonging to ninjas! Who are you and why are you targeted by ninjas!"

A blank look flashed in his white eyes: "I, I really don't know..."

Yuu stepped forward and patted Sasuke on the shoulder: "Naruto has said that the tasks performed by ninjas are not only protection, but also sometimes assassination. Those who are selected as assassination targets are usually attacked by ninjas for no reason. , it does not rule out that he was tricked by the enemy, or his family was tricked by the enemy, and it does not rule out the possibility of some exiled ninjas killing people and stealing goods..."

"..." When Sasuke was thinking, Shiro let out a painful cough.

Naruto: "Hey, Sasuke, didn't you see that he was in pain!"

Sasuke put Kuwu away and let go of Shiro: "If you can still move, hurry up and leave...

Naruto: "He was so badly injured just now, doesn't it mean to send him to death by driving him away like this?"

Sasuke: "You guy, you are too indifferent! Kakashi can't sleep now, it will take at least three days to wake up, we will face another attack at any time, how can we spare, protect one more irrelevant person!"

The speaker had no intention, but the listener had intention. With a white peripheral vision, he aimed at the quilt not far away...

"Hey..." You smiled without saying a word.

Naruto has his kindness, Sasuke has his rationality.

But being too kind can easily be harmed, and being too rational can also be cold-blooded.

Both of them will grow up in their own way, and Yuu doesn't want to interfere too much.

As for not slaying and Bai, no matter how they act, nothing will change... Because there is another sun Xiang Yu, there will be no accidents.

But... Yuu's favorite thing is to turn enemies into friends~.

Oh, except for Danzo.

When Naruto and Sasuke were arguing endlessly, he smiled and said, "Hey, taking care of one person is no different from taking care of two people..."

Naruto: "Yu...!!"

Sasuke: "Are you serious??"

You said: "Actually, we don't need to be too nervous. Maybe if he didn't cut it, he would just say something cruel and run away a long time ago..."

Sasuke thought to himself: Yuu usually doesn't do things that he is not sure about, since that's the case...

He said, "Okay, but before that, you can stay, don't get in the way, and if I find any abnormal behavior from you, I won't be polite to you..."

Bai Xingtu lowered his seat and said: "Thank you, I have caused you trouble..."

In this way, Bai stayed.

dong dong dong...!
At night, Dazna rushed in with hurried footsteps, out of breath: "Hu, hu... No, it's not good, something happened!!"

Seeing the fair-skinned and beautiful white, Dazna's old eyes straightened: "Where is the beautiful girl???"

"..." Bai Qiao blushed.

Sasuke: "Come on, what happened!!"

Dazner: "Ugh, damn it!! Bridge, someone is destroying our bridge!!!"

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Thanks for the 'don't like fish' inspiration capsule!