My evil Pokémon are very cowardly

After arriving home, Xiao Zhi and Da Bi Bird hugged passionately again, and they didn't stop until both of them were out of breath. After saying goodbye to each other, Da Bi Bird flew away in pain.

What a good boy, if I were not a bird, I would have drank with him for three days and three nights and became brothers with different surnames!Hey~
After dinner, when Zhao Tian was about to broadcast live, Dawu stopped Zhao Tian and handed Zhao Tian a bank card.

Zhao Tian was so frightened that he protected his chrysanthemum, what did he do with his bank card at night, could this handsome guy with a lot of money be gay?No wonder I think he and Mikri are ambiguous!
Zhao Tian seemed to have realized the truth. After seeing Zhao Tian's expression, Dawu seemed to know what Zhao Tian was thinking, and was speechless for a while.

I'm really gay, isn't Mikri not fragrant?You want to be tall but not tall, and you want to have a face but not a face. Apart from fat, there seems to be nothing special?

"Ahem, this is the revenue share of the Arceus doll we talked about before. There are almost 10,000+ in it, and because it is still on sale, there should be income coming in every day." Dawu really couldn't stand Zhao Tian's eyes, coughed lightly, and explained.

Only then did Zhao Tian pat his chest in relief, Dawu went back to the room angrily, and decided not to talk to Zhao Tian until dinner tomorrow.

Zhao Tian saw that Dawu was gone, and he didn't have time to explain, because it was almost time for his live broadcast, and then he opened the topic he had elaborated, and laughed badly.

"Good evening everyone, good evening, today is Friday, which is our exam time, I said the exam yesterday, I wonder if you have reviewed it?" Zhao Tian started today's live broadcast with his magnetic voice.

There are a lot of people in the live broadcast room today. Before the start, it once exceeded 20. There are trainers from all regions. Everyone gathered together to see what Mr. Zhao has to say.

Zhao Tian didn't know that the fact that he was going to take an exam today became a trending search, so although all the gods in the live broadcast room didn't bubble up, they were all lurking in it.

It even included Dawu who decided not to talk to Zhao Tian, ​​some bigwigs in the group, etc.

"Ms. Zhao, where are the test papers?"

"Hurry up, I can't wait!"

"I'll go, why are there so many people in the live broadcast room!"

Zhao Tian posted a QR code in the upper right corner of the screen, saying: "The QR code for the test paper is in the upper right corner, and those who are interested can download it."

"Let me talk about the exam rules first. The full score is 100 points. Cheating is not allowed, and answers are not allowed on the public screen. After finishing, click submit and everyone will be automatically scored. The exam time is one hour, and the top 100 scores will appear in real time on the leaderboard on the left side of the screen."

"Okay, everyone can download it now. Of course, those who are inconvenient can watch my live broadcast. I will give the content of the test paper, but it is forbidden to post the answer in the barrage!"

"By the way, if you use your mobile phone to make test papers and cut out to find the answers, you will be disqualified from uploading the answers because of the automatic monitoring function. I can't do anything with the computer. Anyway, it's all about self-consciousness! You can start now."

Zhao Tian opened the test paper, and a seemingly ordinary test paper appeared in everyone's field of vision, but the title made people laugh and cry.

such as:

Which of the following Pokémon is Lolicon:
A. Elledo B. Warrior Eagle C. Nido King D. Kirulian

The correct name of the legendary Pokémon known as Sky Dragon is:
A, cracked empty seat B, cracked empty seat C, ray empty seat D, ray empty seat
What is the single-type Pokémon with the fewest Pokémon?
Please describe the property mix of Bangeras.

Wait, some questions seem simple, but as soon as the questions come out, many people are confused. This is the first time I see such an exam question, are you serious?

Of course, there are still some trainers who broke the defense, especially Du, because one of the questions asked who is the strongest flight trainer, and his name appeared in many options.

While working on the topic, Du angrily scolded: "Master! It's the dragon champion, it's the dragon! Although my whole team is flying, this is the official dragon trainer! Isn't it, Gyarados!"

Gyarados roared a few times in confusion, as if to say: I don't know, I am water/fly.

Du felt as if he couldn't get a response, and then he said to himself: "Look at you are all red, okay, today's dinner is braised Gyarados."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"I'll go, the four of us in the dormitory do a paper, some questions are really annoying! What the hell is Lolicon?"

"Fat used the Ornament Fist? What the hell is this!"

"My grandfather said he knew, and he told me the answer. Although I don't know if it's true or not, it may be true!"

Zhao Tian swipe the screen to show everyone the test paper, while checking the time, after almost a long time, Zhao Tian cut the test paper to the last page.

"Okay, the last 15 points is an essay. You don't need to write 400 more words to get 10 points, because the program can't approve the test papers, which means that everyone can only get 95 points at most!"

As Zhao Tian was talking, he saw that the rankings No. 30 to No. 95 on the right had all exceeded 95 points. Zhao Tian scolded angrily: "I told you that you can only get [-] points at most. What's going on with you! Some students are too much. Not only did they not do well in the questions, but they also used their own hacking skills to modify the program. This group of students is really too much, and all scores will be cancelled!"

The composition is based on the topic of "friends", and I write about why I want to make friends with people and Pokémon.

"Why did I use friends as the topic? Because everyone knows that there is an anime called "Digimon", in which there is a four kings of darkness called puppet beasts, who are finally defeated by the selected children."

"In the end, the child said to him in an indifferent tone, you are missing one thing, it is impossible to win against us! Then before dying, it asked its own subordinate, a tree-like Digimon named Zulimon."

Then Zhao Tian learned with the voice of the mechanical version: "Zuli Beast, what do you think I am lacking?"

"I'm dying of laughter, Mr. Zhao's puppetry is so funny!"

"I also learned a sentence, and now I am beaten by my mother!"

Then Zhao Tian said in an extremely passionate tone: "It didn't understand until it died, what it lacks is friends! Why did I ask such a question!"

"Just over a week ago, I met a badass trainer, and he has no friends! None of his Pokémon are his friends."

"When he was about to be hit by a skill, he ran away by himself. He didn't care about the Pokémon. He even said that if the Pokémon exploded, it would explode. If he said that the Pokémon could block the skill, he would block the skill!"

"Let me tell you, he has no friends, so he was defeated, and he didn't know why. This is the importance of friends!"

While talking, Zhao Tian secretly hinted that Gu Ye is a person without friends, and he cannot win against a person with friends.

Gu Ye, who was far away from the headquarters of the poaching group, knew after investigation that the person who defeated him was Zhao Tian, ​​so he watched Zhao Tian's live broadcast for the first time today.

Looking at Zhao Tian here like a mentally retarded person, giving the audience a test, wondering if he is sick, and being defeated by such a person, it is a shame!
Then watch Zhao Tian's performance like watching a child: "What's the use of doing this question? It's better to understand the training and tactics with peace of mind. I was defeated by such a person, hmph!"

But after seeing the last question and Zhao Tian's words, Gu Ye angrily smashed the computer screen to pieces, but the screen was broken, and the voice from the stereo was still talking.

He picked up the case and the stereo and smashed them together, then shouted: "Zhao Tian! You and I are irreconcilable!"

"Okay, the results are out. The best performer is Kongu Youlan, who scored 87 points. That's amazing."

"This one called wszz is also very good, let me read his composition!" Zhao Tian opened his test paper while talking.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this composition!"

"I can write 8 words!"

"Pfft, hahahaha, this brother is really talented!"

I saw it said: "Today is Saturday, I decided to go to the supermarket."

"But bad luck, I met a big dog."

"It barked at me."

"I also barked back."

"It said: woof woof woof!"

"I said: woof woof woof!"

Zhao Tianren was paralyzed, and said: "This classmate's grades have been cancelled. Although the exam is just a formality, you have done everything. Can you do it well? After all, you have answered so many questions before, which shows that you still did it with your heart."

"Aren't you sad that you canceled your grades because of bark bark?"

Suddenly the big wolf dog outside the door heard Zhao Tian's words, and started barking along with him.

"After class, tomorrow my family will make dog meat soup!"

"I'm dying of laughter haha."

"Ms. Zhao's dog is really cooperative!"