Hokage: This Naruto is strong but too cautious
Chapter 91 Life is like a play
Alcohol is not intoxicating, people are self-intoxicating.
When Naruto and Miaomiao came back, Sa Ruri had already fallen asleep on the table, and Jiraiya complained beside her with a flushed face:
"You're really getting old. How can you drink so much when you were young? Boss, check out!"
"Oh!"
After Jiraiya shouted this sentence, he fell on the table and lost consciousness.
The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched as he watched this scene, wanting to smear his face with meatballs, to see if he was pretending to be drunk!
Seeing the boss's unfriendly eyes, Naruto had no choice but to take out his wallet and pay the bill.
As soon as he packed his wallet, Zilai rubbed his head and sat up, yawning and saying:
"Ah, it's such a headache to be drunk! Let's send them back immediately!"
"...Screw pill!"
Just after nightfall, when Kabuki Street was bustling, Naruto and his party were walking in a secluded alley, and the place where Sharuri lived was not on the bustling main street.
Naruto walked ahead with Miaomiao angrily, and Jiraiya followed behind with Sharuri, who was also unconscious, talking non-stop.
"You deceitful fellow! Heliwan Wan is for you to deal with me, an old man! It's all right now, all my money will be paid to the owner of the izakaya!"
Naruto didn't turn his head back, too lazy to pay attention to him.
Miaomiao looked at the grandpa and grandson amusedly, as if all the Konoha ninjas she had seen had such personalities.
The clouds in the sky drifted away, revealing a round of bright moon covered by it, the bright moonlight sprinkled on the earth, and a shadow appeared on the ground in front of Naruto's eyes.
He looked up and saw a figure squatting on the electric pole in front of him.
What the fuck?
Have I reached the territory of the Uchiha family?
Is that you? One dozen seven?
He blocked the moonlight and stared carefully, wanting to see which expert was playing cosplay here, but found that the white cloak on that person looked familiar.
The man on the telegraph pole stood up, looked down at Naruto and the others, and said in a cold tone:
"I didn't expect to meet the legendary Sannin and the son of the golden flash here. My luck is really good today."
The night wind blew past, blowing his cloak, and the conspicuous scale pattern on it came into Naruto's eyes.
"Equilibrium? Are you Komoi?!"
Naruto immediately tensed his muscles and entered a state of alert.
It really means that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just remembered this man who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Lei Ying, and now he appeared in front of his eyes.
When the enemy appeared, Jiraiya's drunkenness immediately dissipated. He stared at Komoi with a serious expression, and said in a deep voice:
"Be careful, come back first, we..."
"what!"
Jiraiya's words turned into screams of pain in the middle of his words. Naruto and Miaomiao suddenly turned their heads, but saw a scene that shocked them.
A kunai that shone with lightning was deeply pierced into Jiraiya's waist, and the person holding the kunai was Sa Ruri who had been sleeping behind him all the time!
"Liuli sauce, you..."
Ji Lai also knelt down on the ground in pain, and turned to look at this old friend in disbelief.
Sha Liuli let go of Kunai expressionlessly, and jumped down from behind him.
"Sha Liuli!"
Naruto roared, flew towards her, and kicked her directly.
But what was surprising was that Sha Liuli's feet came first, and before Naruto could get out, she kicked him flying, smashed through the wall and fell into the pile of bricks.
Everything happened too fast, Sha Liuli injured the two in the blink of an eye, and Miaomiao finally realized, she looked at her teacher in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice:
"Teacher, you..."
"Shut up! Go and stay aside!"
Sha Liuli reprimanded, stretched out her hand to grab Jiraiya's neck and lifted him up.
"Cough...cough cough...Liuli sauce, you...why?"
Jiraiya was also caught by the Kunai in the abdomen, which was still flashing with lightning, paralyzing him so that he couldn't move, his neck was scratched, and even breathing was very difficult for him.
Sha Liuli stared at Jiraiya's eyes with ice-cold eyes and said bitterly:
"Why? You should ask yourself, Ziraiya!"
"Why should I marry a man I don't like?!"
"Why did my child die on the battlefield?!"
"Why do I, the most dignified Yunyin No. [-] ninja, have to suffer such a fate?!"
The hatred in Sha Liuli's tone became more and more serious, and her expression became more ferocious.
The veins on her arm pinching Jiraiya's neck were bulging, and it might hurt the killer at any time, making Naruto who came out of the rubble afraid to move.
"Jiraiya, why do you say this is?"
"Why didn't you marry Tsunade? Didn't you say you wanted to marry her when you rejected me?!"
"Why would you rather stay with Konoha as a bachelor for decades than come by my side?!"
"I, Sha Liuli, are in your heart, so is it so worthless?!"
"Jiraiya! Tell me! Tell me why?!"
Sha Liuli lifted Jiraiya angrily, and threw it towards the wall next to her!
"Bang bang bang!"
The terrible impact sounded continuously, and Ji Lai also stopped after smashing through seven or eight walls. He was buried by falling bricks and rubble, and his life and death were unknown.
"Lustful fairy!"
Naruto's eyes were about to burst, he got up abruptly and rushed towards Jiraiya, but was kicked back by Sharuri on the way.
"Sass!"
The successive changes made it difficult for Miaomiao to accept for a while, and then she came back to her senses, screamed, and ran towards Naruto.
But she was caught back by her teacher and thrown under the corner of the wall.
Sha Liuli looked at her apprentice sternly, and reprimanded her:
"Idiot! He doesn't even want to tell you his name, and you still care about what he does!"
"what?"
Meow Meow looked up in a daze, and looked at Naruto in a daze.
At this moment, Naruto wanted to slap himself twice. In order to avoid being avenged by Miaomiao in Chuanzhi Country, he impersonated Erzhuzi's name on a whim.
After this reunion, she never opened her mouth to explain, but at such a critical moment, she was mercilessly exposed by Sha Liuli.
Seeing Miaomiao's distraught look, how could he explain it?
"Meow, don't think about it! You are my good friend, I will explain to you after the matter here is resolved!"
"You really don't call that name? Why do you even lie to me about your name..."
The light in the girl's eyes gradually dimmed, but her most recognized friend kept lying to her, and her most respected master seemed to be a different person. Under the double blow, she just wanted to go back to the carefree little village in the country of Sichuan.
Miaomiao stood up without saying a word, jumped on the roof and left quickly without looking at Naruto and Sharuri.
"Hey, as expected of Jiraiya's disciple and grandson, it's really passed down in the same line in terms of playing with emotions!"
Sha Liuli complained coldly.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
Komoi, who ate melons all the way, jumped off the telephone pole, clapped his hands and applauded.
"It's really a love-hate entanglement, a good show like weeping and complaining! Sha Liuli, you made a wise choice."
When Naruto and Miaomiao came back, Sa Ruri had already fallen asleep on the table, and Jiraiya complained beside her with a flushed face:
"You're really getting old. How can you drink so much when you were young? Boss, check out!"
"Oh!"
After Jiraiya shouted this sentence, he fell on the table and lost consciousness.
The corner of Naruto's mouth twitched as he watched this scene, wanting to smear his face with meatballs, to see if he was pretending to be drunk!
Seeing the boss's unfriendly eyes, Naruto had no choice but to take out his wallet and pay the bill.
As soon as he packed his wallet, Zilai rubbed his head and sat up, yawning and saying:
"Ah, it's such a headache to be drunk! Let's send them back immediately!"
"...Screw pill!"
Just after nightfall, when Kabuki Street was bustling, Naruto and his party were walking in a secluded alley, and the place where Sharuri lived was not on the bustling main street.
Naruto walked ahead with Miaomiao angrily, and Jiraiya followed behind with Sharuri, who was also unconscious, talking non-stop.
"You deceitful fellow! Heliwan Wan is for you to deal with me, an old man! It's all right now, all my money will be paid to the owner of the izakaya!"
Naruto didn't turn his head back, too lazy to pay attention to him.
Miaomiao looked at the grandpa and grandson amusedly, as if all the Konoha ninjas she had seen had such personalities.
The clouds in the sky drifted away, revealing a round of bright moon covered by it, the bright moonlight sprinkled on the earth, and a shadow appeared on the ground in front of Naruto's eyes.
He looked up and saw a figure squatting on the electric pole in front of him.
What the fuck?
Have I reached the territory of the Uchiha family?
Is that you? One dozen seven?
He blocked the moonlight and stared carefully, wanting to see which expert was playing cosplay here, but found that the white cloak on that person looked familiar.
The man on the telegraph pole stood up, looked down at Naruto and the others, and said in a cold tone:
"I didn't expect to meet the legendary Sannin and the son of the golden flash here. My luck is really good today."
The night wind blew past, blowing his cloak, and the conspicuous scale pattern on it came into Naruto's eyes.
"Equilibrium? Are you Komoi?!"
Naruto immediately tensed his muscles and entered a state of alert.
It really means that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just remembered this man who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Lei Ying, and now he appeared in front of his eyes.
When the enemy appeared, Jiraiya's drunkenness immediately dissipated. He stared at Komoi with a serious expression, and said in a deep voice:
"Be careful, come back first, we..."
"what!"
Jiraiya's words turned into screams of pain in the middle of his words. Naruto and Miaomiao suddenly turned their heads, but saw a scene that shocked them.
A kunai that shone with lightning was deeply pierced into Jiraiya's waist, and the person holding the kunai was Sa Ruri who had been sleeping behind him all the time!
"Liuli sauce, you..."
Ji Lai also knelt down on the ground in pain, and turned to look at this old friend in disbelief.
Sha Liuli let go of Kunai expressionlessly, and jumped down from behind him.
"Sha Liuli!"
Naruto roared, flew towards her, and kicked her directly.
But what was surprising was that Sha Liuli's feet came first, and before Naruto could get out, she kicked him flying, smashed through the wall and fell into the pile of bricks.
Everything happened too fast, Sha Liuli injured the two in the blink of an eye, and Miaomiao finally realized, she looked at her teacher in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice:
"Teacher, you..."
"Shut up! Go and stay aside!"
Sha Liuli reprimanded, stretched out her hand to grab Jiraiya's neck and lifted him up.
"Cough...cough cough...Liuli sauce, you...why?"
Jiraiya was also caught by the Kunai in the abdomen, which was still flashing with lightning, paralyzing him so that he couldn't move, his neck was scratched, and even breathing was very difficult for him.
Sha Liuli stared at Jiraiya's eyes with ice-cold eyes and said bitterly:
"Why? You should ask yourself, Ziraiya!"
"Why should I marry a man I don't like?!"
"Why did my child die on the battlefield?!"
"Why do I, the most dignified Yunyin No. [-] ninja, have to suffer such a fate?!"
The hatred in Sha Liuli's tone became more and more serious, and her expression became more ferocious.
The veins on her arm pinching Jiraiya's neck were bulging, and it might hurt the killer at any time, making Naruto who came out of the rubble afraid to move.
"Jiraiya, why do you say this is?"
"Why didn't you marry Tsunade? Didn't you say you wanted to marry her when you rejected me?!"
"Why would you rather stay with Konoha as a bachelor for decades than come by my side?!"
"I, Sha Liuli, are in your heart, so is it so worthless?!"
"Jiraiya! Tell me! Tell me why?!"
Sha Liuli lifted Jiraiya angrily, and threw it towards the wall next to her!
"Bang bang bang!"
The terrible impact sounded continuously, and Ji Lai also stopped after smashing through seven or eight walls. He was buried by falling bricks and rubble, and his life and death were unknown.
"Lustful fairy!"
Naruto's eyes were about to burst, he got up abruptly and rushed towards Jiraiya, but was kicked back by Sharuri on the way.
"Sass!"
The successive changes made it difficult for Miaomiao to accept for a while, and then she came back to her senses, screamed, and ran towards Naruto.
But she was caught back by her teacher and thrown under the corner of the wall.
Sha Liuli looked at her apprentice sternly, and reprimanded her:
"Idiot! He doesn't even want to tell you his name, and you still care about what he does!"
"what?"
Meow Meow looked up in a daze, and looked at Naruto in a daze.
At this moment, Naruto wanted to slap himself twice. In order to avoid being avenged by Miaomiao in Chuanzhi Country, he impersonated Erzhuzi's name on a whim.
After this reunion, she never opened her mouth to explain, but at such a critical moment, she was mercilessly exposed by Sha Liuli.
Seeing Miaomiao's distraught look, how could he explain it?
"Meow, don't think about it! You are my good friend, I will explain to you after the matter here is resolved!"
"You really don't call that name? Why do you even lie to me about your name..."
The light in the girl's eyes gradually dimmed, but her most recognized friend kept lying to her, and her most respected master seemed to be a different person. Under the double blow, she just wanted to go back to the carefree little village in the country of Sichuan.
Miaomiao stood up without saying a word, jumped on the roof and left quickly without looking at Naruto and Sharuri.
"Hey, as expected of Jiraiya's disciple and grandson, it's really passed down in the same line in terms of playing with emotions!"
Sha Liuli complained coldly.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
Komoi, who ate melons all the way, jumped off the telephone pole, clapped his hands and applauded.
"It's really a love-hate entanglement, a good show like weeping and complaining! Sha Liuli, you made a wise choice."
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