Hokage: I Neji will never go offline

Chapter 69 Correct posture for stuffing socks

When Lao Zi heard this, he was really a little timid, and even the anger on his face was much less, while Bai's face was blank.

"What? Master Neji, why are you holding your tongue down?"

Ning Ci held his head high, and began to popularize science with some complacency.

"At first glance, you have never kidnapped anyone. If you simply stuff someone's mouth with something, no matter how tightly you stuff it, the things in your mouth can easily be pushed out by your tongue, and if you stuff your tongue with something If you press it down and stuff it, the tongue can no longer push the stuff out of the mouth."

Bai opened his mouth slightly, and nodded suddenly.

"Oh~~ So that's the case, so why use ice? Isn't it better to use a spoon for eating?"

"Huh~~ We are not the kind of people who don't give a chance. If you use ice, as long as the ice melts, he can push things out with his tongue. I'm giving him a chance. Do it, remember to use the smelly A little sock."

"Yes!"

Bai immediately used ice to make an ice that was slightly thicker than an ice cream stick and similar in shape to an ice cream stick, then took out a scroll, patted his hand on it, and a pair of smelly socks appeared on the scroll. The smell spread immediately, but Neji felt that these socks looked familiar no matter how he looked at them.

"Hey? Bai, why do these socks look so much like mine?"

"Hmm! Because these are Mrs. Neji's socks. I took the time to wash all the other socks, but this pair has not had time to wash. Didn't you say you want to use smelly socks? Only this pair is smelly. "

"Uh……"

The corner of Ning Ci's mouth twitched. For some reason, a sense of shame suddenly appeared in his heart. When Lao Zi smelled the socks, the anger on his face had turned into fear.

"Hey! You, don't mess around, I'm an elder, I'm a prisoner, you can't treat me like this!"

"Bai, do it! Put both of them in!"

"Yes!"

Ning Ci gave Bai an order very decisively, and Bai came to Lao Zi with a scroll wrapped in socks, and looked at Lao Zi with a smile on his face.

However, in Lao Zi's eyes, this smile is as terrifying as the face of a devil. Sitting on the ground, Lao Zi quickly twisted his body backwards, trying to distance himself from Bai, but he only retreated less than ten centimeters when a block of ice suddenly Appearing behind Lao Zi blocked Lao Zi's retreat.

Bai stretched out the popsicle towards Lao Zi's mouth, but at this moment, Lao Zi kept his mouth shut and kept twisting his head, avoiding the popsicle.

Bai brows frowned slightly, a burst of cold air wafted from Bai's body, a thin layer of ice appeared on Lao Zi's face, and the ice that appeared on his face quickly spread towards Lao Zi's mouth, not long after, Lao Zi opened his mouth tremblingly. Opening his mouth, Lao Zi's teeth had already been propped open by two icicles, and it was impossible to crush the icicles by relying on Lao Zi's bite force.

Bai took the opportunity to stuff the popsicle into Lao Zi's mouth, then grabbed the scroll and stuffed all the smelly socks on the scroll into Lao Zi's mouth.

I don't know if it's the humiliation or the smell of the socks. Tears fell from Lao Zi's eyes. Bai clapped his hands, put the scroll away and looked at Ning Ci.

"Okay, Mr. Ningci, he's been gagged according to your instructions."

"Well, that's fine, you can continue to sleep, there is still a long way to go to the country of Sichuan."

"Ok!"

Bai returned to his seat and fell asleep on his stomach, Ning Ci closed his eyes again, and the ice snake returned to silence, but the smell of the smelly socks did not dissipate.

Although Neji has no such thing as athlete's foot, as a ninja, sometimes it takes ten days and a half months to go on a journey, and there is no time to change socks on the way. To the point of vomiting, but after wearing socks for ten days and a half months in a row and stuffing them into his mouth, Ning Ci felt his stomach churning just thinking about it.

At this time, Lao Zi was already lying on the ground, his eyes were constantly rolling white, and he was in the middle of unconsciousness and sobriety.

About 10 minutes later, Lao Zi spat out the stinky sock in Lao Zi's mouth. Lao Zi, who was lying on the ground, immediately sat up and retched in the corner.

"Ugh~~Ugh! Ugh!"

Lao Zi had been wandering outside before, and he hadn't eaten anything since he was caught by Ning Ci, so even though Lao Zi was vomiting violently at this time, he couldn't vomit anything.

"Old man, it's almost done, as for such an exaggeration?"

Ning Ci couldn't stand Lao Zi's retching sound, so he opened his mouth to stop Lao Zi, but what he got in return was Lao Zi gnashing his teeth.

"Boy, you will suffer retribution one day. If I still have the chance, I will definitely stuff your mouth with socks that have been worn for three months!"

Facing Lao Zi's harsh words, Ning Ci didn't care at all, just shrugged, put his index finger to his mouth and made a silent movement, and then deliberately lowered his voice.

"Old man, I advise you not to bark at night. I just asked why you don't use a spoon. You should have heard it, right? If you use a spoon, you won't be able to spit out your socks so easily. You have to think about it carefully." gone."

"you!"

Lao Zi was very angry, but Ning Ci's words really worked, Lao Zi was really frightened, even though his eyes were about to eat people, he didn't speak anymore.

Ning Ci didn't bother to care about Lao Zi anymore, picked up the stinky socks and threw them out of the ice snake's mouth, then returned to his seat and closed his eyes again.

The night passed peacefully like this, and Itachi was the first one to wake up and open his eyes.

Itachi rubbed his nose with his hands as soon as he opened his eyes, feeling that something was wrong, but he looked around and found nothing wrong, only Lao Zi sat paralyzed in the corner, staring at the front dully, as if lost Like a soul.

Ning Ci spent the whole night recovering his chakra, and did not fall asleep. As soon as Itachi woke up, Ning Ci also opened his eyes and greeted Itachi.

"Yo! How did you sleep last night?"

Itachi nodded, and glanced at Lao Zi with some concern.

"I slept well, but what happened to this guy? It seems that the soul has been traumatized a lot. Did something happen last night?"

"Huh? No, everything was normal last night, and nothing happened. As for this guy, it may be because he knows that his time is running out, and he is finally remembering good things."

Ning Ci was really embarrassed to say that Lao Zi was smoked into this life-skeptical bird by his stinky socks, so he chose to lie to Itachi, and Itachi didn't doubt it.

As the sun rose, Shiro and Ranmaru also woke up, and Neji sat on a chair with a card in his hand, thinking.

Ninjutsu Card: Molten Flower and Fruit Mountain, after playing, turn the ground within a range of 100 meters by 100 meters into magma, consume it after playing, and the recovery time is three to 10 minutes, and can be recovered in advance with Chakra.

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