Pirate: Kaido and I agreed to destroy the world at the beginning

"Xing Tian" and his party stayed in the country of sand "Alabasta" for two days!
For some people, these two days are endlessly fun and addicted to it; for others, it is simply in purgatory, life is worse than death.
"Xing Tian" can be said to be a breeze for educating the next generation!
The simple little monsters "Kung Fu Manatees" were trained by him to become standard hooligans, hooligans, and street gangsters in just one day.

Gentleman's salute, hot-blooded one-on-one, rogue whistle, snapping fingers, etc., were all passed on to "Kung Fu Manatee" by someone full of malice.
During the two days on the dragon boat, the most unlucky ones were the two brothers, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix.

The two brothers "Aili" and "Ike" have been on the boat for more than half a year, and they can't wait to go down to play.

Hearing that there is a prosperous seaport city, he immediately took all his belongings and rushed off the boat.

The auspicious stars of the two are shining, and good luck is on the way!
With the favor of the goddess of luck, I met the local specialty "Golden Apple" in "Alabasta". The uncle who sold the apples was hospitable and hospitable, and even fooled the two crouching dragons and phoenixes, who were worrying about their IQs, and bought more to share with other partners.

The uncle who sold the apples bewitched them, saying, "This "golden apple" is a rare treasure, and one person can live for thousands of years by eating one!"

"Ai Li" and "Ike" believed it was true, carrying a treasure in their arms, and did not dare to ostentatiously pass the market.

The two brothers each carried a bag of "golden apples", and rushed back to the dragon boat with joy in their hearts, wanting to share it with their friends.
The sky is getting dark, it's dusk!
The five people who went out returned together, talking about what they saw and heard on the way.
"Did you see the king cobra dancing to the sound of the flute?"

"No, I just want to know where "Sand Crocodile Crocodile" is hiding."

"I bought so many fresh ingredients this time, it should be enough for the big eaters on board to eat for a while."

"We two brothers got a rare treasure by accident, just wait and envy!"

A group of people are chatting with donkey lips and horse mouths
Before returning to the dragon boat, I saw the captain "Xing Tian" leading a group of unknown little monsters from a distance, punching unknown fists non-stop!

Several people returned to the ship with heavy packages on their backs, and asked the three people who stayed behind for a while.

When he learned that the captain "Xing Tian" had recruited a new batch of animals from the animal world, he was so happy that he couldn't find the north!
I feel that the captain "Xing Tian" is really idle, a little childish and ridiculous.Play with Kung Fu manatees all day long
"Aili" and "Ike" couldn't wait to jump off the dragon boat and dragged the captain "Xing Tian" back to the boat.

Gathering all the partners together, he announced excitedly: "We two brothers spent all our belongings to buy back the "Golden Apple" for our partners that can prolong their lives for thousands of years!"

After speaking, the two brothers carefully opened the package, as if they were afraid of hurting these "rare treasures".

All the people on board listened to their rhetoric.

After a while of silence, they burst out laughing
"Hahaha"

"Hee hee, these two idiots must have been deceived."

As a visitor from another world, "Xing Tian" vaguely remembered the memory of his previous life.

"Alabasta" does have an uncle who likes to fool passing tourists and sells "golden apples"!

The other party seems to be fascinated by the braggart "Usopp" and the kind and lovely "Chopper" on the protagonist's boat, clamoring to buy some.
With such a low street trick, I didn't expect that I would actually be taken advantage of.
"Xing Tian" also felt helpless in his heart at this time!
This kind of idiot with low IQ is still his partner on the boat, which makes the visitor from another world even more depressed.
"Eli" and "Ike" were ridiculed maliciously by their partners, and at this time they also realized that they might have been deceived.

The two felt extremely wronged and angry, picked up the golden apple, and broke it open hard.
The legendary rare treasure "Golden Apple" is unsurprisingly just an ordinary fruit. The two brothers suddenly feel sad and can only seek "Xing Tian", the only captain on the ship who did not laugh at them, to express their grievances!
Looking at the two children in front of him who lowered their heads and complained about their grievances, "Xing Tian" also knew that the two had a heart for the public at first, and they didn't keep good things privately when they got good things, but wanted to share them with their partners.

As someone who has experienced it, "Xing Tian" knows how difficult it is for a person to resist the greedy desire in his heart!
He showed the majesty of the captain and said loudly: "Stop, stop laughing! Although these two idiots have worrying IQs, it is ridiculous to be deceived.

But everything the two of them gave was for the treasures that they shared with their partners.

It's fine for outsiders to laugh at them, but how can you, as partners and family members, laugh at these two selfless little guys? "

The captain's words woke up the people on the dragon boat who were reluctant to leave, and realized that they really shouldn't laugh at the two little guys!

Looking at the pitiful two brothers, everyone restrained their smiles and stepped forward to comfort them.
"Xing Tian" was even more angry in his heart, he was deceived, he really didn't know how to write the word "death"!
"Bron, you go again! Take back all the money and gold coins."

After speaking, he took the dyed "Golden Apple" and threw it to hundreds of young apprentices "Kung Fu Manatees".

"It's getting late, come back to study tomorrow! It's time to rest as a teacher."

Holding an apple in one hand and a murder weapon in the other, the little guys saluted respectfully and jumped back into the sea one after another!

With this turn of events, the crew became ill and seemed to lose interest in everything
As the captain, "Xing Tian" looked at his taciturn partner and wanted to enliven the heavy atmosphere on board.

Directly announced: "For the newly joined partners "Black King Kong" and "Desert Pearl", let's hold a banquet tonight, shall we?"

Under the reassurance of his partners, Er Xiao calmed down a little.

Hearing the captain's announcement that a celebration banquet will be held, he is immediately invigorated!
"Okay, Captain"

"I'm going to help carry the drinks"

With a smile on her face, "White Moonlight Gloria" silently led the two little sisters to the kitchen.

"Black King Kong" knew that this banquet was to welcome him, and his dark face suddenly turned purple-black
Embarrassed, he touched his bald head.

The ranger "William Walker" was able to let go after being with everyone for a while, and immediately became one with everyone.

Even the "Kung Fu Manatee", who had just returned to the sea, was attracted by the delicious food and wine on the dragon boat, showing his cute little head.

As the master, "Xing Tian" is not stingy, and directly invites the little monsters to board the boat to have fun together!
A banquet where guests feel at home.

After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, hundreds of little monster Kung Fu manatees were filled with drinks by the malicious people on the boat
"Black King Kong" brought his drunken sister to the captain and sat down next to him, and told "Xing Tian" all the grievances he had encountered since he was a child.

"Xing Tian" also experienced what happened to the two brothers and sisters when he was a child, but he didn't take it to heart as a visitor from another world.
The same people from the end of the world, why do they know each other when they meet.

In order to appease the emotions of the two brothers and sisters, "Xing Tian" said warmly: "Everything has passed, and now Dragon Boat is your home, and we are all your family."

At some point, the drunken crew members surrounded him silently!
Echoing "Xing Tian" on the side, every time he said something, the crew would nod heavily in agreement.

This night, most people slept peacefully!

Only Mrs. Captain was dragged into her bedroom by Chef Little Pepper, and had a friendly exchange game
At three poles in the sun, everyone got up one after another.

With a pair of panda eyes on his face, the captain swayed out of the head chef's room, blowing a hooligan whistle.

This night was too crazy and intense, the other party demanded too much, "Xing Tian" said that he would sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman!

The ending is obvious, the chef of Dragon Boat went on strike for one day, and could only be replaced by his sister "Bai Yueguang Gloria" for one day.

Seeing the captain get up, the steward "Bloom" immediately reported: "Lord Xingtian, I ransacked the other party last night. I'm afraid it will alarm the "Alabasta" Kingdom Army. Shouldn't we set sail?"

"Xing Tian" thought about it, and said leisurely: "Since the two little guys hope to live for thousands of years, then let's go find the legendary steel island "Alkemi"!"

Hearing this, the crew cast strange glances one after another, puzzled in their heads, is there really a treasure that can make people live for thousands of years?

"Xing Tian" turned up the corner of his mouth, smiled slightly, and didn't say anything to explain.

He understands that the more he says, the more wrong he is, the more he reasoned, the more chaotic, and keeping silent and mysterious can make the crew believe him more.

The captain came in front of hundreds of young apprentices Kung Fu manatees, and announced loudly: ""Aili", "Ike", you can have a friendly exchange with my little apprentices! They officially started their training today."

The kung fu manatees immediately showed their attack formation when they heard the master's order.

Although the two brothers felt a little baffled, they obeyed the captain's order and strode towards the Kung Fu Manatee.

Looking at hundreds of menacing little guys wearing pirate triangular hats, black blindfolds on their faces, and tattered weapons in their hands.

The two brothers couldn't hold back immediately, and burst out laughing!
"Hahaha, it's so funny, Master Captain, do you want us two brothers to let them have two hands?"

"Yeah! Yeah!. Hahaha, no challenge!"

For the ridicule of the two, "Xing Tian" turned a blind eye and did not hear it.

He ordered directly to Kung Fu Manatee: "Gentlemen salute, let's start."

Under Er Xiao's puzzled eyes, Kung Fu Manatee came to them with a murder weapon in his hand, took off his hat and saluted respectfully!
The two brothers thought it was a pre-war friendly etiquette, so they directly bowed their heads in return.

Hundreds of kung fu manatees took up the murder weapon and swarmed up, "Aili" and "Ike" were beaten all over their heads in an instant
"Ai Li" jumped out of the chaotic battle and shouted: "You don't talk about martial arts, I want a one-on-one fight."

"Xing Tian" immediately complied with his request, and said loudly: "Heart-blooded duel, start now."

Little guys, abandon the half-dead "Ike" in an instant, and turn the firepower to focus on "Aili".
Seeing a group of little guys with murder weapons swarming over, "Aili" shouted in a panic, "Is this a one-on-one fight?"

"Xing Tian" stood aside and nodded with satisfaction, smiling.

Youyou explained: "One-on-one means that you single out a group of them, and a group fight means that a group of them beats you. Do you have any objections?"

After listening to "Ike", regardless of his own injuries, he quickly got up and rescued his brother "Aili" who was in prison, and ran away without looking back!
A group of crew members couldn't bear to look directly at the second child who was beaten by the group.

The feeling given to them at the scene is really too cruel!It's brutal! .
The kung fu manatees returned victorious, without waiting for the order of the unscrupulous master, they all whistled, snapped their fingers, and kept twisting their chubby bodies, dancing some unknown dance.
In the end, hundreds of little monsters raised their weapons in unison and shouted "Hey."

This is "Xing Tian" handing over the ax gang dance from the previous life to the young apprentices. Rogue whistle and snapping fingers are also indispensable street music rhythms.

Looking at the apprentices who successfully completed the task, "Xing Tian" knew that it was time to part!
I can only bid farewell to hundreds of little apprentices. In order to appease this group of little green manatees, I took out a lot of food in stock.
The kung fu manatee wearing a bird feather triangular hat has been closely following behind the dragon boat.

"Xing Tian" suddenly realized what the disciples were missing!

He hurried back to the cabin, took out a pirate flag, and drew a pirate's triangular hat with bird feathers on the skull's head.

When he came to the stern, he threw it to the reluctant Kung Fu manatee apprentice, and said loudly: "Master will come back, you must protect this pirate flag!"

The little manatee jumped up, took the pirate flag thrown by the unscrupulous master tightly, and roared "Hey ha."

The big fool "Xing Tian" didn't know the consequences of his actions.

For a period of time after that, the Kung Fu manatees established a pirate base on the coast of the country of sand, and erected the pirate flag that the unscrupulous master graffitied at will!
The ignorant residents of "Alabasta" have suffered greatly from it, and some people are always beaten and killed inexplicably
Moreover, the Kung Fu manatees are self-taught, learning to whistle, snap their fingers and dance to the passing girls.
Of course this is all for later!
Temporary parting is for a better meeting next time