Pirate: Kaido and I agreed to destroy the world at the beginning

Xing Tian, ​​who barely suppressed the smile in his heart, fell into a dilemma!
This Mobao oolong incident, he can figure it out with his toes, it must be the naughty baby girl and two loyal dog legs, after eating and drinking in the "Tianranju", they came up with a ghost idea.

The embarrassing "Xing Tian" felt his cheeks burning hot when he thought that the culprit was his daughter!

The last time the old beggar brought Ollie to the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the capital of the gods to claim compensation, he, the master of the capital of the gods, had already lost face and made everyone laugh.
The oolong incident of "Tianranju" has gathered so many bystanders, if it is not handled properly, it will definitely cause even more sensation!

Up to now, in order to properly handle the matter, Xing Tian had no choice but to drive the ducks to the shelves and force it.
He bowed his hands generously, and said: "This incident happened because of my daughter's gluttony, which proves that Tianranju's food and drinks are really good. You can come to this restaurant more often in the future.
Since the little girl made a mistake, when the emperor returns, he will definitely punish her heavily.

As for everyone wanting to watch calligraphy and ink treasures, this emperor will make a fool of himself!
Here I write a few couplets for the little girl to express my apology, what do you think? "

As soon as this remark came out, the people who were at a loss immediately began to discuss, and they all spoke up to save the siege for the Lord of the God Capital!

"Lord Xingtian, there is no need to be like this. I have children too, and I know that monkey cubs are mischievous!"

"That's right! Children are naughty by nature, Lord Xingtian doesn't need to take this matter to heart"

"You are so easily deceived, and there is also a reason why you are short-sighted! You don't have to blame yourself too much."

"Master Dijun's inferior calligraphy is worth learning, and it also proves that our calligraphy realm is indeed difficult to enter the elegant hall!"

Xing Tian looked at the group of old guys in front of him who were not blushing and out of breath, and felt a lot of emotion in his heart
This kind of sycophancy, flattery and flattery really exist in every corner!
No wonder the emperors of China since ancient times have liked flattering hermaphrodites and corrupt officials. This kind of people can always find a step for the other party to step down in time when the superior is facing an embarrassing situation.

Xing Tian looked at the old guy in front of him who said nothing but money, and secretly sighed that this group of people should be the legendary Jane in the heart of the emperor, the pillar of the country.

At this time, Xing Tian, ​​who has countless halos on his body, doesn't want to stay in this smoky place for a while longer!

He said loudly: "It's getting late! Get the Four Treasures of the Study Quickly, the Emperor still has important matters to deal with urgently, so it's inconvenient to delay here for too long."

The waiter waiting in front of the door has already prepared everything!
In order to find pens, inks, papers and inkstones suitable for "Xing Tian", Xiao Er went to many bookstores to buy suitable things.

Now when he heard that "Xing Tian", the lord of the capital city, needed pens, inks, papers and inkstones, he immediately brought them up.

Xing Tian looked at the inkstone that had been ground long ago, glanced at the clever boy, picked up the brush and began to write.

As soon as the expert makes a move, you will know if there is any!

In order not to lose face in front of others, Xing Tian's waist and horse are united, and his pen is like a sharp edge, and the three couplets are vivid on the paper.

After finishing writing, Xing Tian didn't stop writing, dipped in the ink, and said to the shop waiter who was helping beside him: "Thanks to my brother's thoughtful service, I specially presented a pair of couplets as a token of gratitude!"

After speaking, writing, writing, turning around, and leaving in one go.

Seeing that the Lord of the Divine Capital had already drifted away, everyone stepped forward to watch.

Seeing this, the old shopkeeper immediately shouted anxiously, "Don't squeeze, I will immediately find someone to frame the calligraphy and hang it in the main hall, so that everyone can enjoy it. Don't destroy Lord Xingtian's calligraphy!"

But after a while, four couplets were hung on the main hall.

From left to right, the first one is about the natural residence of a guest; actually a guest in heaven.

The second couplet welcomes close friends with food and wine; welcomes distinguished guests in elegant seats in famous buildings.

In the third couplet, wine smells ten miles of spring and is priceless; three cups of drunken dreams are also fragrant.

The gift to the waiter in the restaurant is a three-foot cloth in front of the restaurant's door, full of customers.

Xing Tian underestimated people's pursuit of calligraphy and calligraphy, he left Tianranju with Hawkeye and the Red Earl on his front feet, and the news that the Lord of the God City left a peerless calligraphy spread throughout Xuanwu Nightless City.

"Natural Residence" was immediately captured by the swarming crowd!
The Red Earl looked at Xing Tian, ​​who was walking alone, and said: "I saw the state of the island owner when he was writing just now. His movements seemed to be mixed with some physical skills. The writing was like moving a sword. The way of calligraphy and calligraphy is indeed profound. I wonder if this old man can do it. Learn one or two?"

Xing Tian answered irrelevantly, looked at the "pure gold" lighthouse that was missing a corner, and replied without turning his head: "Do you feel that the name of Xuanwu Nightless City does not match the reality?"

The Red Earl immediately understood the meaning of the other party's words, and also understood why the other party took him and Hawkeye for a walk around the city and had dinner at Tianranju.

Looking at the "pure gold" lighthouse that had lost its brilliance and was pitch-black, the Red Earl jumped away.

When he came back behind Xing Tian, ​​Xuanwu Nightless City returned to its former prosperity!

Xing Tian smiled and nodded, and said: "Now that you two are full of wine and food, it's time for me to answer my inner doubts for you."

The Red Earl and Hawkeye immediately tensed up and listened intently.

"In my eyes, the two bosses of Tianranju are both short-sighted people!
The boss of Tianranju is short-sighted, how much benefit can he gain by sticking to Yanhuang Island?

If he opens Tianranju branches all over the world, then don't I need to talk about it next? .
The two of you also made the same mistake. To have the number one title in this sea, in my eyes, you are just the king of children in the kindergarten, which is really ridiculous!
The vast universe, the heavens and the world, and countless ethnic groups, what is the difference between you dominating the ants in this world? "

The Red Earl and Hawkeye looked at the man in front of him in shock at the same time!

The two came to an absurd conclusion unanimously
"If the two of you are willing, this emperor can leave a place for you two. In the depths of the vast starry sky, there are endless overlords dormant. Don't you want to go and see them?

A person's life should be as gorgeous as summer flowers.

Sitting in a well and looking at the sky, living in a corner, how do you know how high the sky is and how wide the land is?
But the premise is that you have the qualifications to board this big ship. There are things you need on the Martial Dao Qilin Cliff. This is what the emperor said. Please do it yourself! "

As soon as the words fell, Xing Tian stepped away and left.

Shocked by his wild words, he fell into deep thought and was left alone in the empty street, a lonely traveler in the end of the world who couldn't extricate himself for a long time!

There are so many beautiful mountains and rivers, attracting countless heroes to bow down!