Movie Time Travel: I became Spider-Man

For Lin Yun with an Asian face, although the situation is somewhat special, Lin Yun's request is quite common.

The first is to apply for a long-term green card with a temporary green card-because there is some trouble without Lin Yun's online information, but this is something the lawyer has to find a way to solve.

Then there is how to legally deposit a huge amount of cash in the bank.$50 to be exact.

Although it is a bit troublesome not to declare the entry, and there is suspicion of money laundering, but as long as you are willing to pay the huge tax, it is legal.

It is also very common for foreigners to bring a large sum of money to the United States.As long as this aspect is left to experienced people, and within a certain range, it is guaranteed that the FBI or the Internal Revenue Service will not come to make trouble.

In America, most things can be settled with money.Taxes and fines can also be regarded as money settlements in essence.

As a good law-abiding young man, even at half the tax rate, Lin Yun would not blink his eyes, and just pay it off, especially in China.

Anyway, the cost of getting the money is about 0. Instead of finding ways to avoid or evade taxes, it is better to go directly to the world of Zombieland to withdraw more money.

Think of it as injecting more liquidity into the US market.Proper water injection will also make the economy healthier, as long as production capacity keeps up, there will be no inflation.

Even if Lin Yun didn't do the Fed, he would do it, and Lin Yun even helped the Fed save the cost of printing money. Thinking about it this way, Lin Yun is really a good person.

The reason why it is so troublesome is because Lin Yun has the idea of ​​settling here.

Lin Yun did a simple investigation in Kick-Ass 2 and found that this is a world very similar to the real world.Much more similar than The Neverending World.This place can be regarded as NO.2 in the real world.

It may be because the setting is biased towards reality, the reality similarity of this movie may be higher than some daily plots.

Although high-end gadgets such as personal flying vehicles that should not exist in the real world appeared in the end, and the second part also had a pulse vomiting machine, but apart from weapons, on the surface, this world is still very similar to the real world.

Not only many celebrities and dignitaries are the same as the real world, but also many historical events are not different from Lin Yun's memory.
For example, the winners and scores of each World Cup.The 2010 World Cup was also held in South Africa.

It's just that some actors are different from the real world-of course, Hollywood can't have another Chloe Moretz with the same face as Mindy.

And some well-known actors don't seem to exist here, such as Scarlett Johansson.This is an actor that Lin Yun went to check, and found out that he checked right away, and there is no such person on the Internet.

But this is a low-probability event. Most of the actors that exist in reality are still here. The less famous actors in reality, the greater the probability of their existence in the world of Kick-Ass.

As for whether there will be another Lin Yun here, or those acquaintances and classmates that Lin Yun knows, Lin Yun will confirm it later.

A week after arriving, on this day, Lin Yun and David continued to patrol the streets together.

I have to say that the actual daily life of superheroes is really boring. Not everyone can encounter a case just by shopping, not even in the simple and honest New York.

Just like in the first Marvel Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man was so bored at first that he had to give directions to grandma and perform backflips for passers-by.

This is why Spider-Man wants to crack the police channel, otherwise he will fly back and forth like a headless chicken, and the efficiency of fighting crime is worrying.

However, Lin Yun does not know this kind of high-end operation, and even how to prevent others from finding the IP address is a new research.

So the two of Lin Yun and Lin Yun basically did nothing except for some small acts of kindness, they just walked over there and chatted about comics.

David also made their website pages and social accounts just like the original plot, but they are not famous at all now.

Lin Yun's One Punch Man account has hundreds of followers, but Lin Yun estimates that more than 80% of them are fans of American One Punch Man comics.

That's right, the One Punch Man comic here was also serialized on the Internet in 2009. In order to avoid future disputes, Lin Yun went to consult the author Mr. One these days.

Under Lin Yun's brutal money offensive, Teacher One of course agreed.Nonsense, there is a Pacific Ocean between the two, can people in Japan come to the United States to trouble Lin Yun?

Mr. One not only has an easy-going personality, but also has a low reputation at this time, and is very easy to talk to.He also promised to draw One Punch Man well in the future, after all, Lin Yun gave him a lot of money.

Although Lin Yun's image is not exactly that of Saitama, his name and clothes are indeed his.Lin Yun is also happy to send "copyright fees" to Teacher One.

At this time, David took off a cat hunting notice, and the two decided to split up to find the cat.Why is there a sense of déjà vu?
Lin Yun jumped up and down, even at night, it looked almost like daytime.It's just that finding a cat is really hit and miss.

Suddenly, Lin Yun's spider sense came, and his heart skipped a beat. It didn't sound like he was buzzing when he was in danger, but like...

It appears that David is in trouble.

Lin Yun turned around and ran, following the direction the spider sensed.It is said that the spider sense is basically a kind of predictive superpower!
David was then seen being brutally beaten by three men in front of a restaurant.There are still a bunch of people taking pictures in the restaurant. Isn't this the plot of the movie?

Because David was cured by Lin Yun before, and he didn't end up in the process of hospitalization, did it happen earlier?Or did it happen in order?
But because the bones are not equipped with steel plates, the current David is not as capable of fighting back as in the original movie. Seeing him holding a double stick and magnifying words to the three of them, the moment he is about to be beaten violently——

A white cloak floated by, and Lin Yun flashed onto the battlefield in an instant.

Pressing one hand on the chest of one of them pushed him to the ground, squeezing the air out of his lungs, causing him to temporarily suffocate.No time for him to react.

"Several people bullying one is not something a man would do."

Lin Yun squatted with his left leg bent, his right knee on the ground, his cloak fluttering, while pressing the gangster's chest with his right hand, he looked up at the other two gangsters who looked shocked.

Superhero landing!
The other two looked at each other, and then one of them took out a large folding knife from his pocket, and the other slowly backed up behind Lin Yun, preparing to lift the metal trash can next to him.

"Hey, are you this guy's companion? I advise you to take this lunatic away quickly and don't mind your own business!"
"It's a knife again. Is there any innovation? Come on!"

"Well, you're crazy too"

The man stopped talking nonsense and directly stabbed Lin Yun with a knife.This is different from the original plot.Maybe it was because Lin Yun directly brought down one of them.

Lin Yun put his hands on the ground, stood upside down, and then split his legs, posing in a split-horse form, using the strength of his waist and abdomen to make a turn, and kicked away the knife in the hands of the person in front and the trash can that was sneaking up behind him.

"cool!!"

There was a burst of admiration in the restaurant.

After all, if you can't be serious, why not just play it cool to the end.

Instead of defeating the enemy itself, the focus of Lin Yun's research now is how to defeat the enemy more handsomely.