In Naruto Universe, time travel to become Naruto's sister

The conversation with Danzo was just as Sandai Hokage expected.It's not going well, Danzo really can't tell a fart, this old boy runs the train with his mouth full, and he doesn't tell the truth at all.

"Well, there's nothing harder than trying to get information from Danzo. Whenever I say the slightest doubtful word, he will immediately shift the issue. If some form of evidence is given, he will just put a "this is for Konoha's good" sloppy eye on it. After that, he will start to expose the scandal of my youth. Forget it. Anyway, with the twins under the protection of Anbu, there is nothing he can do."

Thinking of this, Sandai felt much better. He was about to relax and take a few puffs of his favorite tobacco with his pipe when someone knocked on the door suddenly.

"Master Hokage, I have something to report about the twins."

"Well, an old man doesn't even have time to enjoy a cigarette."

He quickly put away the smoking set and called someone to come in.

"What's going on this time? Has the green pool appeared again?"

"Yes, she showed up. A few hours later, she was back in her hotel room. Then she went to the market with Naruto. There, she entered an apartment on the main street."

"An apartment? Who's the owner?"

After Hizhan asked this question, Anbu in front of him obviously began to fidget, which was naturally noticed by Hizhan.

"If it's Danzo, I might have a heart attack."

"Uh, I just bought it today. The person who bought it is... er... Nine Green Oike..."

The whole room fell into a dull silence, and Sandai Hokage felt like his head was about to explode.

"Please tell me the name isn't spelled the way I thought it would be"

"I'm afraid it's written exactly the same"

The two people in the room are trained ninjas, so they saw through such a simple trick at a glance.an anagram.That's right, Green Pool casually revealed that she knew about Kyuubi.Why is she doing this?First things first: it doesn't change her situation.It doesn't matter whether people know she knows Nine Lamas.Doesn't do anything as long as she doesn't reveal any of his aggression or chakra.The second and more important reason is that she thought it would scare quite a few people, and she thought it would be fun.Her guess was indeed right, because when Sandai digested the new information, his headache got worse, and it felt like a mountain had been smashed on his head.

"Hehe, let her play. It doesn't matter if she knows it or not. As long as she seems stable, ignore her. If she starts acting aggressive and starts attacking people, please let me know again. As long as nothing negative happens, we will do nothing. Disband."

"As ordered!"

"Now that I think about it, where the hell did she get the money for the hotel room and that apartment?"

He just used his brain to think about them, and there was another sharp pain in his head, and he decided to give up the matter.

"Since no one is called for it, it's okay, right?"

Meanwhile, Naruto and Midoriike arrive at their new apartment.Naruto doesn't care where he lives.Anyway, the people in the orphanage ignored him, and he didn't care whether he stayed there or left.As long as there is a green pool, it is enough for him.

"Okay, here we are at Naruto. I have something to write."

"Sister, can you write? What do you want to write?"

"Haha, my sister can naturally read and write, and I can teach you in the future."

However, Naruto only gave her a weak nod in reply.Apparently, he wasn't really interested in it.

"As for what I'm going to write. Of course it's *ahem* a love story."

[I told you that you are the source of Naruto's fall. ]
"Shut up, stupid fox. I'll make sure Naruto doesn't fall."

[I don’t know if your guarantee will work]

Naruto, on the other hand, immediately lost interest in the book Midoriike was about to write.He wants to be a ninja and doesn't care about love stories.And just like that, the twins moved into their new apartment and went about their business.Midoriike would write her book, and Naruto would continue his chakra control exercises.

Three weeks later, Midoriike finally finished her book, and Naruto was on the final step of his training: applying the entire chakra hand to his hand.

"Naruto, I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back in about two hours."

"Okay, sister!"

"Then let's take this manuscript to the publisher. Oh, I almost forgot to get rid of my stalker."

Ten minutes later, she walked into the publisher of her choice, without any stalkers around.They probably paid more attention to her than they did the first time, but that just made it a little more difficult.At first, people were skeptical of her claim that her work could rival the Intimate Paradise series, however, after a little preview of one of the spicier scenes, she quickly got her publisher's nod, and just 10 minutes later, she met someone who looked serious.He has a big belly, wears expensive clothes, and wears a string of rings on his fingers.The typical "I really matter" look.

He also started reading Green Pool's book.While reading, his face became more and more red.Soon after, he too began to breathe heavily.

"Nine Lamas, if he takes that thing out in front of my face, then we're ready to turn this building into dust."

[We can turn this building to dust before he gets this thing out?I really don't want to see something so disgusting appear. ]
Just when Green Pool was considering Jiu Lama's suggestion, the man's hands hit the table.

"Awesome! This is going to be a hit. This is going to be a lot! We're going to release it ASAP! Can you sign the contract now?"

"Oh, so he's just excited about being able to post something good, eh. Good thing I didn't listen to you and preemptively reduce him to dust."

[Hehe, why am I so unbelievable. 】

"Haha, sure, but are you ready to do a little marketing plan?"

After asking this question, Lvchi's smile became a little mischievous.She couldn't just sell the book and be done.She thought of something that might give her an added bonus in some cases.

"Oh? What plan are we talking about here?"

"You'll be sending out a copy for review, right?"

"It does. We typically send out 50 to 100 review copies."

“What if there’s a little mishap when copying? Like a mistyped main character’s name once, or some description in it and what’s going on there a little bit differently, etc. That would be a really funny mistake, right? If my book is popular enough, some collector might pay a decent amount of money for one of the misprints, right? Then, we might coincidentally find more unsent “problematic copies that we forgot to send away.”Of course, all of this is just coincidence and not an attempt to defraud. "

[Did I tell you that you are a devil? 】

"I'm pretty sure you called me Fudimo last time, not a demon."

"I see, and this kind of operation, I really doubt that you are not a child."

Of course, the man in front of him is not stupid.He can see that this plan will make a lot of money, but it also has a little risk.After much consideration, he decided to accept the deal.It wouldn't be the first time someone has done this, and it certainly won't be the last.Even if people start spreading rumors, that's about it.

"I accept. After all, what if someone in the printing department makes a mistake like this? I can't check every copy exactly for errors."

"Haha, indeed. By the way, I asked for 5 copies that I accidentally wrote for myself. Naturally, I will sign for the ones that were not delivered by accident."

"nature."

Just like that, the two sat opposite each other, with sly smiles on their faces, discussing the final details of the contract.

Just four days later, a new book appeared in bookstores and took the Fire Nation by storm: A Lily Garden with Red Roses.

Inside the Hokage Tower, Sandai can be seen happily smoking a pipe.He had a pretty good day.Thanks to First Hokage and Second Hokage, he managed to finish all the paperwork for the day before the sun went down.He can't even remember the last time this happened.Unfortunately, someone knocked on the door in a hurry, breaking the silence.

"Master Hokage, I have something urgent to report"

"That's Kakashi's voice. Wait! Kakashi is in a hurry? Is something big going to happen to Konoha?
"Please come in!"

The door was quickly opened, and a man wearing a dog-like Anbu mask hurried into the office.

"Master Naruto, please activate the silencer seal."

The third generation panicked even more.Although he didn't know what was going on, he still quickly opened the seal to prevent people outside the house from hearing what was said here.

"What's going on? Have the other four major powers decided to attack together?"

"Sealed up. Tell me what happened."

"Report Hokage-sama. A new book is out. It wasn't written by Jiraiya-sama, but it is said that the quality is higher than Jiraiya-sama's."

"..."

"..."

"Are you absolutely sure of that?"

"I don't know if it's really better, but it sells for the same price as Jiraiya-sama's book."

"..."

"..."

Three generations have been thinking about the next step, but quickly came to a conclusion.He took out a scroll, started writing something on it, and threw it to the dog mask Anbe in front of him.

"S-Class. No one sees you. No one hears you. Shiben. Disband."

"Yes, Hokage-sama. Don't worry about my work."

Kakashi turned around quickly and left Hokage's office in a hurry.He has an important mission and he is willing to risk his life to accomplish it.

"Comparable to Jiraiya's book, right? I can't wait. Seems like my days are getting better. I wonder who the author is? I might need another S-class mission to get me a book signed by the author."

At the same time, in another corner of the Fire Nation, a big man with long, spiky hair was reading a new bestseller with a perverted expression.While reading, he occasionally let out a particularly creepy laugh.This person is Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, the author of the Intimate Paradise series.

Is he annoyed that his book has a competitor?of course not.After all, he is a man of culture.The more people who spread this culture, the better.It certainly helped, and he himself enjoyed the book.

"I should definitely try to find the author. As cultural fellows, we can probably share a lot of inspirational stories with each other. I wonder why he used Red Rose as a pseudonym? In my opinion, he should choose something more masculine. Oh, then I'll just ask him when I see him.

Danzo Shimura, meanwhile, is unfazed by the newly published book.He is now sitting deep in his root headquarters, busy in contemplation.

"What the hell is up with the twins? Now the rumor that they are Kyuubi's reincarnation has spread all over Konoha, but they are totally fine. Midoriike, the twin sister, somehow changed the situation before it all started, and the brother is protected by her. Danzo prepared a group of thugs to bully the girl, leaving her no place to hide. He let some people bully her, so many people threatened her, she didn't even feel scared. He told the shopkeeper not to sell her anything, she just used a shapeshifting spell, Can start shopping carefree in Konoha. Worst of all, she can apparently get dumped by the Roots who come after her at any time, and every time she reappears, she has money to spend. He even tells one of his Roots to sneak into their apartment and see what's going on. The result? Nothing. Her brother just fumbles around with a broken bowl while the girl just sits around and looks on completely sluggishly.

However, what Danzo didn't know was that Green Pool noticed that someone had slipped into the room.If that root member made a suspicious move, Green Pool would cut his throat without hesitation.

"Damn, they should be desperate by now, but there's no sign of any of this at all. I even kicked them out of the orphanage. Living on the streets for a week or two should have completely worn out their will. However, that damn girl somehow managed to coax the Transfiguration out of an Anbu member who was following her. A day later, she somehow had enough money to rent an apartment. Worst of all? The name she used to rent it, very funny. How did she know about it? There's nothing I can do at the moment. I guess I'll just lay low and wait for my chance. My next chance should be when they're in school. They should feel hopeless when the exams are messed up and everyone is laughing at them. Now, I'll focus on the Uchiha clan, and it shouldn't be too long, and it shouldn't be too long.

Danzo couldn't help but clenched his right hand, looking forward to what he would get after eradicating the Uchiha clan.