In Naruto Universe, time travel to become Naruto's sister
Chapter 52 Bribing the Third Hokage
Sandai is now sitting in his office, reading his favorite book.When reading a book, from time to time, there would be a perverted chuckle from the corner of his mouth, coupled with the haha that dripped from the corner of his mouth, no one would have imagined that the hero in the hearts of the villagers, the head of Muye Village, the Third Hokage-sama would look like such a lecherous old man.
"Hey, no matter how many times I read it, I can never get tired of it. There are rumors that the author is writing his next book, but there is no information about when it will be released. Anbu's intelligence gathering capabilities are getting worse and worse. Everyone is starting to slow down, and it seems that they need to be rectified. (Anbu: We don't take this big pot.) Will the next book be a sequel to "Lily Garden" or a new story? I'm really impatient.
Of course, these rumors were spread by Green Chi himself.After all, there's no better ad than to get people talking about it.She plans to release her new book within months of the rumors peaking.
Sandai was about to turn the page when he heard someone land on the window frame behind him.In his mind, the only person who would do such a brazen thing is Jiraiya.Sandai turned around with a gloomy expression, and was about to reprimand Zilaiye a few words, but completely froze.He is not a middle-aged man, but looking at a young girl.His hands changed quickly, and he hid the book in one of his drawers at a speed that even exceeded the peak.
"Hey, old man of three generations, I want to talk about something important."
Sandai was slightly relieved when Midorike apparently didn't notice the book he was reading, but also confused as to why she had come to his office through the window.
"Of course I'd be happy to help you solve the problem, but why did you come in through the window? This doesn't affect me very well. At the same time, you should know that my work is very important, and I'm usually too busy. If you want to see me, you have to make an appointment in advance. If you need me, I really can't help you. After all, I serve all the Konoha villagers, not one of them..."
"I saw you reading a porn book."
"...As one of the Konoha villagers, if you have any difficulties, as long as I can do it, it is absolutely obligatory, and if I can't, I will try my best to do it."
"Haha, yes, but you should know that what I want to talk about is really important."
After finishing speaking, Green Pool pointed to the control device of the privacy seal cautiously.Although the third generation didn't know how Green Chi knew the correct location, he decided not to think about it and activated the seal directly.He is currently thinking about how to convince Lvchi that he is not reading pornographic books unscrupulously in the office, but after work, no, just happened to glance at it today.
"Okay, we can talk freely now. Is there something important that makes you have to interrupt Konoha's future development plan that I am thinking hard about."
"I'm here to make some deals with you about teaming up with ninja. I want your... support. Oh, by the way, I know that book came out a few years ago."
After Lvchi finished speaking, Sandai felt that a dagger had pierced his heart, but he still maintained a calm expression.As for who she asked to team up with, he was not surprised at all.
"She might want to team up with Naruto and Hinata, but unfortunately, that's not possible. After all, the village can't allow two Jinchurikis to be in the same Genin squad.
"Well, I'm getting old, and I still have a lot of work to do, and I can't usually spare time, so I can only read old books from a few years ago to pass the leisure time. New books can't keep up with the pace of young people. As for your request, I'm afraid..."
"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, in case you regret it later, don't blame me for not giving you a chance."
Lvchi quickly waved his hand, stopping Sandai from talking too much.Sandai couldn't help looking at her with strange eyes.
Why does it sound like she's trying to threaten me.Do you think she can threaten me when she sees me reading that kind of book? She wouldn't be so naive to think so, and with her pissing nature, she would definitely not be so stupid.
Just as Sandai was guessing about Green Pool's next plan, she took out a book, which looked quite similar to the one Sandai was reading.She carefully placed it on the table in front of Sandai, then folded her arms across her chest, waiting for Sandai to make a decision.
The third generation couldn't help being taken aback by Lvchi's so confident appearance.He picked up the book carefully and looked at it carefully.He was a little surprised that there was a signature on it, but a sneer of disdain soon appeared on his face.
'Hey, this is a good trick, I have to admit, it may not be easy to get an autograph, but...do you look down on me?I also have such a signed copy, and it is safely stored at home.It's not that easy for you to bribe me.
"I'm surprised you got this, but it's not that easy to bribe Hokage."
At this time, the third generation might have really been bullied by Luchi. He just wanted to make Luchi believe that he hadn’t read pornography in the office just now, but now he not only admitted that he had read it, but also collected the signed copy, which would not be cleared even if he jumped to the Yellow River all of a sudden.
This is actually a small method used by Green Pool. The difference between fans and ordinary people is that once it comes to their idols, fans will be very concerned, especially in the competition whose idol-related items are more and better, and they must not be left behind. This involves the pride of being a fan. Therefore, this step is very beautiful. The three generations have no resistance and can only submit obediently.
However, Green Pool's smile only became brighter after three generations of rejection.
"Oh? Are you sure?"
For some reason, Sandai's body trembled.The last time Green Chi made such a move was when she killed Haiyi.He read the book again, and suddenly realized.
Not even a door, there's no way she'd have one of them!
Sandai raised his head and looked at Lvchi again.From Luchi's eyes, he could only see ridicule.She looked down at him, like a god looking down on an ant. The third generation thought that the signature version was already the pinnacle.
Sandai picked up the book again with trembling hands.Carefully turning the pages, as if they were the most fragile material in the world, he finally saw the contents of one of them.After reading this content, his heart almost exploded.
"This is a misprint with the author's signature on the first printing."
It took Sandai a few minutes to come to his senses, but when he did, he carefully closed the book, stuffed it into a cloth pocket that seemed to appear out of nowhere, put it in a drawer of the desk, and closed the drawer, making several seals light up to confirm that the drawer was completely closed.
A grandfather-like smile appeared on the faces of the three generations.
"Haha, Green Pond, don't worry. As the Hokage of the village, helping my villagers solve their difficulties is more important than anything else. Isn't it just a matter of forming a ninja team? Small meaning, small meaning, let alone whoever you want to form a team with. Even if you bring a team, I can help you out. In short, I will handle things, so don't worry."
Green Chi really wanted to praise the shamelessness of the third generation, but the purpose of coming here had already been achieved, so she didn't want to make any more troubles.
"As expected of Hokage-sama, you are really amazing. My admiration for you is like a torrential river. In short, my request is: divide Hinata, Naruto and I into different teams. I have taken care of the two of them for a while, and they should learn to be independent. The road ahead still needs them to walk on their own legs."
Three generations nodded calmly.Auntie, you said it earlier, I originally planned this way, no matter what, he also planned to separate Naruto from Midorike, and let him form a team with the other two Genin.As for Green Pool and Hinata, he intends to set up an independent tracking team. This team is different from other teams. There are five people. Green Pool is very suitable for this team. From the point that she makes the monitoring ninja suffer from time to time, she definitely has the potential to become the god of tracking ninjas.But now that Green Chi has opened his mouth, he can change his initial arrangement.Of course, this has nothing to do with Green Pool bribing him, absolutely nothing, it can't be because of being bribed, important things are said three times. "As for the second request, hehe, I want you to lock me up in a closed training ground, and assign me a Junin. If that Junin is an expert in infiltration and assassination."
"No, no, this is absolutely not allowed, I can't agree to you, why do you make such a request!?"
"Hehe, don't worry about that. Just assign me a top ninja. As far as I know, a top ninja can reject the low ninja assigned to them. Just make sure that the top ninja tests me fairly and impartially without any colored glasses. If they still think I'm not suitable and refuse me to join his team, then I'll join another team. That's okay."
Three generations considered Green Pool's proposal, then nodded in agreement.He also thought about it, and found a Jonin for Lvchi, and told him to refuse to accept her no matter what happened.That should do the trick.
"Oh, yes. I may have put a seal on that book, and it will turn the book into dust when activated. If I feel that I have been cheated, I may get angry, I will lose my head when I get angry, and then activate the seal completely by accident... Okay, that's it, it's taking you too long, go ahead and see you later, old man."
Three generations nodded embarrassingly.He also assured Green Chi that, as Hokage, it is naturally impossible to deceive his villagers with dirty means, so Green Chi does not need to worry.Don't you have to do it directly and aboveboard, hmph, young!
"Hey, no matter how many times I read it, I can never get tired of it. There are rumors that the author is writing his next book, but there is no information about when it will be released. Anbu's intelligence gathering capabilities are getting worse and worse. Everyone is starting to slow down, and it seems that they need to be rectified. (Anbu: We don't take this big pot.) Will the next book be a sequel to "Lily Garden" or a new story? I'm really impatient.
Of course, these rumors were spread by Green Chi himself.After all, there's no better ad than to get people talking about it.She plans to release her new book within months of the rumors peaking.
Sandai was about to turn the page when he heard someone land on the window frame behind him.In his mind, the only person who would do such a brazen thing is Jiraiya.Sandai turned around with a gloomy expression, and was about to reprimand Zilaiye a few words, but completely froze.He is not a middle-aged man, but looking at a young girl.His hands changed quickly, and he hid the book in one of his drawers at a speed that even exceeded the peak.
"Hey, old man of three generations, I want to talk about something important."
Sandai was slightly relieved when Midorike apparently didn't notice the book he was reading, but also confused as to why she had come to his office through the window.
"Of course I'd be happy to help you solve the problem, but why did you come in through the window? This doesn't affect me very well. At the same time, you should know that my work is very important, and I'm usually too busy. If you want to see me, you have to make an appointment in advance. If you need me, I really can't help you. After all, I serve all the Konoha villagers, not one of them..."
"I saw you reading a porn book."
"...As one of the Konoha villagers, if you have any difficulties, as long as I can do it, it is absolutely obligatory, and if I can't, I will try my best to do it."
"Haha, yes, but you should know that what I want to talk about is really important."
After finishing speaking, Green Pool pointed to the control device of the privacy seal cautiously.Although the third generation didn't know how Green Chi knew the correct location, he decided not to think about it and activated the seal directly.He is currently thinking about how to convince Lvchi that he is not reading pornographic books unscrupulously in the office, but after work, no, just happened to glance at it today.
"Okay, we can talk freely now. Is there something important that makes you have to interrupt Konoha's future development plan that I am thinking hard about."
"I'm here to make some deals with you about teaming up with ninja. I want your... support. Oh, by the way, I know that book came out a few years ago."
After Lvchi finished speaking, Sandai felt that a dagger had pierced his heart, but he still maintained a calm expression.As for who she asked to team up with, he was not surprised at all.
"She might want to team up with Naruto and Hinata, but unfortunately, that's not possible. After all, the village can't allow two Jinchurikis to be in the same Genin squad.
"Well, I'm getting old, and I still have a lot of work to do, and I can't usually spare time, so I can only read old books from a few years ago to pass the leisure time. New books can't keep up with the pace of young people. As for your request, I'm afraid..."
"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, in case you regret it later, don't blame me for not giving you a chance."
Lvchi quickly waved his hand, stopping Sandai from talking too much.Sandai couldn't help looking at her with strange eyes.
Why does it sound like she's trying to threaten me.Do you think she can threaten me when she sees me reading that kind of book? She wouldn't be so naive to think so, and with her pissing nature, she would definitely not be so stupid.
Just as Sandai was guessing about Green Pool's next plan, she took out a book, which looked quite similar to the one Sandai was reading.She carefully placed it on the table in front of Sandai, then folded her arms across her chest, waiting for Sandai to make a decision.
The third generation couldn't help being taken aback by Lvchi's so confident appearance.He picked up the book carefully and looked at it carefully.He was a little surprised that there was a signature on it, but a sneer of disdain soon appeared on his face.
'Hey, this is a good trick, I have to admit, it may not be easy to get an autograph, but...do you look down on me?I also have such a signed copy, and it is safely stored at home.It's not that easy for you to bribe me.
"I'm surprised you got this, but it's not that easy to bribe Hokage."
At this time, the third generation might have really been bullied by Luchi. He just wanted to make Luchi believe that he hadn’t read pornography in the office just now, but now he not only admitted that he had read it, but also collected the signed copy, which would not be cleared even if he jumped to the Yellow River all of a sudden.
This is actually a small method used by Green Pool. The difference between fans and ordinary people is that once it comes to their idols, fans will be very concerned, especially in the competition whose idol-related items are more and better, and they must not be left behind. This involves the pride of being a fan. Therefore, this step is very beautiful. The three generations have no resistance and can only submit obediently.
However, Green Pool's smile only became brighter after three generations of rejection.
"Oh? Are you sure?"
For some reason, Sandai's body trembled.The last time Green Chi made such a move was when she killed Haiyi.He read the book again, and suddenly realized.
Not even a door, there's no way she'd have one of them!
Sandai raised his head and looked at Lvchi again.From Luchi's eyes, he could only see ridicule.She looked down at him, like a god looking down on an ant. The third generation thought that the signature version was already the pinnacle.
Sandai picked up the book again with trembling hands.Carefully turning the pages, as if they were the most fragile material in the world, he finally saw the contents of one of them.After reading this content, his heart almost exploded.
"This is a misprint with the author's signature on the first printing."
It took Sandai a few minutes to come to his senses, but when he did, he carefully closed the book, stuffed it into a cloth pocket that seemed to appear out of nowhere, put it in a drawer of the desk, and closed the drawer, making several seals light up to confirm that the drawer was completely closed.
A grandfather-like smile appeared on the faces of the three generations.
"Haha, Green Pond, don't worry. As the Hokage of the village, helping my villagers solve their difficulties is more important than anything else. Isn't it just a matter of forming a ninja team? Small meaning, small meaning, let alone whoever you want to form a team with. Even if you bring a team, I can help you out. In short, I will handle things, so don't worry."
Green Chi really wanted to praise the shamelessness of the third generation, but the purpose of coming here had already been achieved, so she didn't want to make any more troubles.
"As expected of Hokage-sama, you are really amazing. My admiration for you is like a torrential river. In short, my request is: divide Hinata, Naruto and I into different teams. I have taken care of the two of them for a while, and they should learn to be independent. The road ahead still needs them to walk on their own legs."
Three generations nodded calmly.Auntie, you said it earlier, I originally planned this way, no matter what, he also planned to separate Naruto from Midorike, and let him form a team with the other two Genin.As for Green Pool and Hinata, he intends to set up an independent tracking team. This team is different from other teams. There are five people. Green Pool is very suitable for this team. From the point that she makes the monitoring ninja suffer from time to time, she definitely has the potential to become the god of tracking ninjas.But now that Green Chi has opened his mouth, he can change his initial arrangement.Of course, this has nothing to do with Green Pool bribing him, absolutely nothing, it can't be because of being bribed, important things are said three times. "As for the second request, hehe, I want you to lock me up in a closed training ground, and assign me a Junin. If that Junin is an expert in infiltration and assassination."
"No, no, this is absolutely not allowed, I can't agree to you, why do you make such a request!?"
"Hehe, don't worry about that. Just assign me a top ninja. As far as I know, a top ninja can reject the low ninja assigned to them. Just make sure that the top ninja tests me fairly and impartially without any colored glasses. If they still think I'm not suitable and refuse me to join his team, then I'll join another team. That's okay."
Three generations considered Green Pool's proposal, then nodded in agreement.He also thought about it, and found a Jonin for Lvchi, and told him to refuse to accept her no matter what happened.That should do the trick.
"Oh, yes. I may have put a seal on that book, and it will turn the book into dust when activated. If I feel that I have been cheated, I may get angry, I will lose my head when I get angry, and then activate the seal completely by accident... Okay, that's it, it's taking you too long, go ahead and see you later, old man."
Three generations nodded embarrassingly.He also assured Green Chi that, as Hokage, it is naturally impossible to deceive his villagers with dirty means, so Green Chi does not need to worry.Don't you have to do it directly and aboveboard, hmph, young!
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