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In the third and fourth grade classrooms of senior high school, the second row and the third column.

Listening to the emergency announcement on the campus radio, Gwen didn't expect that rascal Meng Fei to be so lucky?

Openly fighting at the school gate, not only was not punished, but also became a so-called campus hero?

She shook her head helplessly, and continued to play with the mutant spider in the glass bottle.

sunset.

After the weekend, Meng Fei took Peter's hand and ran to the unfinished building opposite the school.

In a deserted alley, two men cuddle up to each other.

"Old Meng, what are you dragging me here for?"

Peter stared at Meng Fei vigilantly, crossed his hands and put them on his chest.

Meng Fei looked at the old fart's actions, and said speechlessly: "What are you thinking? I'm going to watch you climb the wall with your bare hands."

Climbing the wall with bare hands?

me?

How can it be? !
Looking at the unfinished building with a height of [-] meters, the bare walls have no stress points.

Peter backed away in fright, waved his hands, with a look of panic on his face, "Old Meng, don't mess with me."

Such a tall building, falling down without a comminuted fracture of the skull?
Seeing Peter being so cautious, Meng Fei smiled and said, "Old man, trust me, you can do it."

Old fart: "I can't!"

Meng Fei: "Don't think that I don't know that last time you took advantage of the campus report to secretly take pictures of Mary at the Graduate School of Columbia University. You probably have washed her photos and put them on the bedside table!"

What to do in the face of threats, of course, is to pretend to be calm and submit.

Peter stretched out one palm against the wall, "What do you want me to do next?"

"Climb up, what else can I do."

"How do you climb this? There is no force point!"

"Head up, butt down, climb as you like."

Being caught by others, Peter had no choice but to lie on the wall like a turtle.

As he was thinking about how to climb up, what was this?
Suddenly, Peter seemed to find something extraordinary in the palm of his hand.

Puffing up his eyes⊙⊙ and taking a closer look, he saw that the palm lines were covered with dense barbs of different sizes, and as he looked at them, these barbs seemed to have life, and they began to squirm, slowly retracted into the palm, and finally disappeared.

Facing the sudden change in the palm of his hand, a bold guess emerged in Peter's mind, maybe these barbs could help him successfully climb the wall.

With the mentality of giving it a try, Peter slowly raised his palm, and with a thought, the barbs in his palm grew out again, and his palms were tightly stuck to the wall, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he tried.

With one mind, one of the hands was raised, and it fell towards the wall above...

In this way, Peter climbed up little by little, and finally stuck his feet on it, as if he really became a walking spider.

As he climbed higher and higher, his stature became smaller and smaller.

Soon, he saw the rooftop.

On the rooftop, Peter stood in the wind with shock written all over his face.

Didn't expect to be able to climb up?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a bit of worry in his heart, why did Lao Meng know that I would definitely be able to climb up?

"Oh!"

at this time.

The door to the roof, which had been closed for a long time, was kicked open by someone.

Meng Fei staggered out from inside.

He was panting heavily, his legs were trembling and weak, and he staggered as he walked, as if he might fall at any time.

Walking to Peter's side with difficulty, Meng Fei smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know how to climb walls!"

Climbing 2 floors in 48 minutes, ordinary people would be tired and stupid.

Meng Fei patted Peter's buttocks, out of breath, "What did I say? This is not climbing up."

Peter nodded, and asked his inner doubts, "Old Meng, how do you know that I will definitely be able to climb up?"

As if he had expected that Peter would ask this question, Meng Fei smiled and said, "I'll tell you later, come on! Old fart, I'll teach you how to shoot spider webs with your butt."

"Can I still shoot silk from my hip?"

Hearing what Lao Meng said, Peter was greatly shocked.

"That's right, come on, follow me!"

This time Peter didn't worry about it, and started to learn in a decent manner.

Meng Fei: "Touch your abdomen and inhale, lift your shoulder blades up and clamp them, bend your spine backwards, and inhale enough oxygen."

Peter: "Suck~~"

Meng Fei: "Hold your breath, lift up, forward, and lower your shoulder blades, relax your shoulders and slump your waist, and at the same time raise your hips, and a large amount of oxygen sinks into the dantian."

Peter: "Shen~~"

"Are you ready?"

"Ready!"

"It's now, fart!"

"puff--"

"puff--"

As the two farts sounded one after the other, a smell of rotten eggs permeated the air instantly, surrounding the two of them.

"Damn! Old fart, did you eat rotten eggs this morning?"

"It's obviously tea eggs, okay?"

After the stench dissipated, Meng Fei only felt that his whole body became transparent, and he felt refreshed.

"Old Meng, where is the spider silk?" Next to it, Peter reached into his crotch and groped for a long time, but he couldn't even touch a single hair.

Meng Fei watched Peter's actions with a mask on his face, and hurriedly dissuaded him: "Stop! In fact, besides the buttocks can shoot spider silk, the arms can also."

"Follow and learn!"

Peter watched Meng Fei's next actions, feeling that he was being played with, and he didn't pay attention to him anymore.

Seeing that the old fart was indifferent, Meng Fei had no choice but to agree: "Follow me and tell you why I know you can climb walls and spin silk as soon as I finish."

Half-believing, Peter finally failed to resist Meng Fei's bewitchment and chose to believe him one last time.

Just like that, Peter's right arm was straightened out, the palm was completely spread out, the index finger and ring finger were naturally bent, and when he unified his thoughts, he yelled "Mary Falk" and a long spider thread shot out from the sweat gland above the palm.

Looking at the spider silk shooting out of his body, Peter could no longer express his mood at this moment in words.

There is fear, uneasiness, and longing for the future.

Meng Fei looked at Peter, who had not been relieved for a long time, with deep affection in the corner of his eyes, and said:
"It was a dark and windy night, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and the storm was approaching. I was eating Laotan sauerkraut noodles and beef noodles."

"Suddenly, there was lightning and thunder, the ground shook violently, and a nine-colored sky-swallowing demon spider fell from the tumbling clouds, staring straight at me."

"I exchanged glances with him, picked up the only diced beef from the bowl and handed it to his mouth. I didn't expect the Nine-Colored Heaven-Swallowing Demon Spider to swallow people's words."

Meng Fei took a deep breath and paused.

"What happened later?" Peter asked after he had come to his senses.

"I just heard him say, Sao Nian, to be honest, you were my dearest relative and friend ten lives ago. Now that I have achieved the fruit of cultivation, I will be reincarnated as a human being. I came here to meet you. As soon as the nine-colored sky-swallowing demon spider finished speaking, it disappeared in place."

"Now you should know why I know you can climb walls and spin silk!"

Meng Fei had tears in his eyes.

"You mean to say that I am the reincarnation of the nine-colored sky-swallowing demon spider?" Peter stared at it in disbelief? !