Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

Seeing the appearance of the root ninja in front of him, the corners of Hanyu Izumi's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Actually, that scene just now was really an accident, he really didn't expect that his shit clone would fly everywhere like a soup dumpling after it was chopped up.

"Well, would you believe me if I said it was an accident?"

In fact, for Izumi Hanyu, he really didn't want to have too much to do with Danzo. This old guy was too troublesome, so he still hoped that peace is the most important thing.

But now, Danzo's active provocation made him fall into this huge whirlpool, unable to extricate himself.

"You fart!"

How could that root ninja believe Hanyu Izumi's words, now he has no composure at all, and now he just wants to kill Hanyu Izumi in front of him alive.

"That's how my ninjutsu is. So. Do you want to continue fighting?"

Izumi Hanyu looked at the root ninja who lost his composure in front of him, and felt very helpless, but he had made up his mind at this time, and today he would keep these three people no matter what.

"You damned brat!"

The face under the Genbu ninja mask has been almost distorted by Izumi Hanyu’s anger. He is also an old member of Genbu. Since the establishment of Genbu, he has followed Danzo. He has been following Danzo’s orders all the time. Many people were secretly executed, but I have never seen a ninja play shit!

However, Izumi Hanyu couldn't see the expression under his mask, he only knew that now he was going to pursue the victory.Looking at the endless sea, Izumi Hanyu finally decided to use his strength to fight the three root ninjas in front of him.

"Shit escape. The art of fart fog!"

I saw Izumi Hanyu forming a seal with one hand, and a poop-yellow mist suddenly appeared on the sea.The fog came very quickly and completely surrounded the entire battlefield in an instant.

"Next, it's my hunting time."

Looking at the thick feces-yellow mist on the sea, Izumi Hanyu knew that the current enemy had completely lost sight of his position.

"This vomit."

Feeling the changes in the surrounding environment, even though the three of them have experienced many battles, facing the disgusting feces-yellow mist, they still feel nauseated again and again. The body responds.

"Everyone, don't breathe! This mist is poisonous!"

The leading ninja instantly noticed something was wrong in the mist, and quickly ordered his subordinates to hold their breath, but even so, they still couldn't determine the location of Hanyu Izumi.

"Let's rush out first, and then fight him!"

Right now, they can only choose to stay away from this thick mist, otherwise they will die here sooner or later. Thinking that if they die, they will be buried in the belly of the fish, they instantly gain motivation.

However, how could the fart mist technique, which is the legend of Blood Successor, be so easily dodged.When Izumi Hanyu used this move for the first time, it enveloped the entire mountain.

"No, this range is huge!"

One of the ninjas couldn't escape the feces-yellow mist, and remembered the teachings of Root, and a trace of determination appeared on his face under the mask.I saw him slowly take off his mask, and his hands quickly formed seals.

"do not want!"

The root ninja at the head saw his subordinate take off his mask, and knew that he wanted to sacrifice himself, so he hurriedly shouted at him: "Use wind escape ninjutsu here, you will die!"

However, the ninja just smiled at him, and the last seal on his hand was impressively completed.

"Next, it's up to you."

Immediately, he took a deep breath
"Wind escape. Breakthrough!"

Accompanied by a strong gust of wind, most of the mist on the sea surface was blown away, and Hanyu Izumi's figure was also revealed.

"Cough cough cough vomit."

As expected, after using the ninja, the ninja collapsed directly on the sea surface due to a one-time inhalation of excessive feces yellow mist, accompanied by severe retching and coughing.

Without the support of Chakra, his body sank slowly into the sea.

"hateful!"

Although the Genbu ninja is emotionless, facing Hanyu Izumi's successive insults, the leader ninja is also determined to die.

"Well, my ninjutsu is really made of shit, right? Did I lie to you?"

Izumi Hanyu stood calmly on the surface of the sea, with a mocking smile on his face.In fact, after he started using ninjutsu, he decided to take this opportunity to fine-tune the coordination between his ninjutsu.

"Actually, my trick is not so easy to end, but for the sake of your hard work, I will cancel this trick."

However, although there was no poop-yellow mist on the sea, a poop-yellow cloud appeared above their heads.Looking at the giant shit-yellow cloud above their heads, the two root ninjas suddenly had a sense of foreboding in their hearts.

"Shit escape. Golden juice rain!"

Izumi Hanyu didn't intend to give them time to react, he directly controlled the poop-yellow cloud to start dropping small poop beads.For a moment, the top of their heads was like a violent storm, but it was a tasteful storm.

"What is this. Ugh."

Since root ninjas need to wear masks when they go out to perform tasks, this is also their biggest weakness at the moment.Many of the small drops of feces dripping from the sky have already entered the gaps in their masks, exuding a foul smell.

"Ugh, take off your mask!"

How can the remaining two root ninjas bother to wear masks to hide their identities?
Especially the head of the ninja, whose head was not easy to clean, was once again covered with shit-yellow juice.

"vomit"

As the masks were taken off, a poop-yellow juice dripped from their cheeks to their necks, and finally got into their clothes.

"Jump into the sea!"

The two ninjas don't care about Izumi Hanyu at all now, they just feel that they are not clean, and the sea water under their feet is their only hope.

Just like that, the two released the condensed chakra on the soles of their feet, and got straight into the sea water, while small beads of feces were still dripping from their heads.

"How is it? Is the shit delicious?"

Hanyu Izumi still stood on the waves with a smile like this, looking at the two ninjas who were constantly struggling in the sea, he couldn't help but burst into smirks.

"You vomit."

Hearing Izumi Hanyu's ridicule, a Genbu ninja was about to retort, but a mouthful of sea water mixed with small drops of shit from the sky poured into his mouth.

"vomit"

Accompanied by the entrance of this mouthful of seawater, the salty taste of the seawater fully compensated for the astringent taste in the small poop bead, while the stench in the small poop bead directly neutralized the bitter taste of the seawater.For a moment, the ninja was instantly overwhelmed by the two perfect smells, and obediently vomited.

"I can't tell, you're pretty good at eating, you eat sea water mixed with feces!"

Izumi Hanyu saw that the ninja was so disgusted that he couldn't speak, he quickly opened his mouth to mock, but his hand movements didn't stop at all, he controlled the poop-yellow cloud above to keep dropping small poop beads.

The root ninja in the lead looked at the little poop beads dripping from the sky, and kept comforting himself to be calm.Finally, he thought of a solution.

He quietly took out the kunai and the detonating talisman from the ninja bag, and then threw them towards the shit-yellow clouds in the sky.

"boom!"

Accompanied by the explosion of the detonating talisman, the poop-yellow cloud was instantly blown out of shape by the blast.Seeing that this trick was useful, the ninja quickly threw out two Kunai with detonating symbols again.

"Boom! Boom!"

Under the effect of the detonating talisman, the feces-yellow clouds in the sky finally disappeared. Taking advantage of this opportunity, he quickly cleaned his body with sea water, and then stood on the sea surface again.

"Yes, you are calm."

Looking at the two standing on the sea again, Izumi Hanyu was not surprised at all.These are the elites at the root. It can be said that Danzo has been carefully selected. How could it be like those wastes of the Ronin Gang.

"Boy, the next thing is your death."

The two root ninjas stared fiercely at Izumi Hanyu in front of them, wanting to swallow him alive.

"You don't think that I really have no backup?"

Izumi Hanyu smiled and looked at the two people who were in a state of embarrassment in front of him. Now their physical strength and spirit have been tortured like human beings, and they have already reached their limit. Now is the best time for him to experiment with new ninjutsu.

"go to hell!"

I saw that the expressions of the two ninjas were full of ferocity, and they directly instilled wind escape on their own blades, and rushed towards Hanyuquan from left to right.

"Shit escape. Shit dragon bomb technique!"

Izumi Hanyu looked at the two people rushing over, without any panic on his face, and directly used the A-level ninjutsu feces dragon bullet.

With the activation of ninjutsu, pieces of feces suddenly appeared around Izumi Hanyu, and then these feces of different sizes and shapes condensed into the shape of a dragon, flying towards the two of them with teeth and claws.

"court death!"

I saw one of the root ninjas facing the Shilong that was close at hand, and directly used the ninja knife that he had instilled Fengdun to slash towards the position of the dragon's head.

"clang!"

However, the shit dragon was not cut open as he wished, but broke his ninja knife directly.

"impossible"

Looking at the ninja knife broken in his hand, the root ninja's last psychological defense completely collapsed. He really couldn't figure out why he couldn't split a dragon made of feces after instilling the blade of Feng Dun.

"ended."

Izumi Hanyu indifferently watched the two being devoured by the shit dragon, and then the shit dragon directly turned into a big ball of feces, and the pressure inside directly crushed them completely.

"Why bother"

Izumi Hanyu looked at the corpses floating on the sea, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart.

It can only be said that their luck was really bad, and they were chosen to perform this mission. For a while, Izumi Hanyu didn't know what to say. Now he only knows that his future will not be peaceful