Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

If it is said which family in Hokage has the most middle school, then Izumi Hanyu will definitely answer without thinking: Uchiha!
It has to be said that when Kishimoto designed the image for the Uchiha clan, he seemed to lower their emotional intelligence.

Looking at the entire Hokage, all the Uchiha clan members who appeared on the stage, except for Shisui and Kagami, were without exception all kinds of arrogance.

Open your mouth to Uchiha, close your mouth to write sharing eyes, this is almost the standard configuration of every Uchiha clan.

The reason why Izumi Hanyu has such an idea is entirely because Sasuke's various performances are indeed beyond his cognition.

time back to a day ago
"I'm going to kill you!"

Sasuke looked at the four people and Izumi Hanyu on the opposite side, and rushed towards the five people angrily.

Looking at Sasuke who was attacking him, Izumi Hanyu and his party couldn't help but look at each other.

"Why is this kid like this?"

"I do not know."

"Why does Oshemaru-sama covet such a person?"

"What a second grader, isn't it really embarrassing to recruit such a person?"

Sasuke was still very fast, and appeared in front of Izumi Hanyu in the blink of an eye.

It has to be said that the child Sasuke was smart since he was a child, and he knew the truth of capturing the thief first.

only.
He overestimated his own strength.
"boom!"

Facing Sasuke who was close at hand, Izumi Hanyu didn't bother to play with him, so he just kicked him out.

Originally thought that Sasuke would be restrained because of his kick, but Izumi Hanyu never expected that he really underestimated Sasuke's secondary level.

"what!"

I saw Sasuke who was leaning against the wall let out a loud roar, and recklessly activated the curse seal on his neck, and the curse seal instantly covered half of Sasuke's body, matching with Sasuke's Ergouyu Sharingan, it looked abnormal ferocious.

"I am going to kill you!"

Izumi Hanyu looked at Sasuke who was squatting on the ground, covering the back of his neck with one hand, and spread his hands innocently.

Although Orochimaru told himself before leaving that he should arouse Sasuke's hatred as much as possible, so that he can obediently come to find strength, but he hasn't said anything yet!
From coming to Konoha Village to seeing Sasuke, Izumi Hanyu said less than three sentences in total, which are: We are sent by Orochimaru to find you; Orochimaru can give you the strength to complete your revenge; I hope you can come with us.

However, Sasuke's reaction greatly exceeded Hanyu Izumi's reaction.

Zuo Kin stared at Sasuke, who was still howling, and Hanyu Izumi, and said with disgust, "Brother, why don't we tell Oshemaru-sama to give up this guy, this guy is obviously a little abnormal."

After a few days of communication, the four of Otonin and Izumi Hanyu also became acquainted, and they also talked like friends, without so many restraints.

"I think it's okay. If such a person is brought back, I'm afraid Mr. Orochimaru will blame us."

With Zuo Jin taking the lead, Jirobo expressed his opinion seriously.

Compared to Jirobo's serious face, Kidomaru fired the spider silk at Sasuke without hesitation, sticking him to the ground so that he could not move
"Uh"

Hearing the suggestions of the four, Izumi Hanyu also had black lines on his face.

Regarding this fight, no matter whether it is animation or manga, they chose to skip it directly. Only now Izumi Hanyu knows that Sasuke is such a middle school student!

"That Sasuke, we will pick you up in two days. If you are willing to gain great power, you can come with us!"

Izumi Hanyu glanced at Sasuke, who was stuck by the spider web and couldn't move, scratched his head and said, "The spider web will dissipate automatically within two hours, so you can howl slowly here."

After saying that, Izumi Hanyu raised his foot and was about to leave, but at this moment, Sasuke behind him let out another heart-piercing roar.

"I must kill you!"

Izumi Hanyu turned his head to look at Sasuke who was struggling hard, and said to Kidomaru: "Give him some more spider silk, and shut his mouth!"

However, in the next second, Sasuke somehow got the strength to break free from the shackles of the spider silk.

"I want you to die!"

Facing Hanyu Izumi who insulted him, Sasuke now only wants to use his own strength to kill the guy in front of him.

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

Izumi Hanyu looked at the oncoming fireball, and with a knife in his hand, he split the fireball, but in the next second, it was Sasuke's Chidori who greeted him.

"go to hell!"

"Chidori!"

Sasuke's Chidori went straight through Hanyu Izumi's chest, and because Chidori had a huge penetrating power, Hanyu Izumi in front of him was immediately splashed with blood, even Sasuke's face was not spared.

Sasuke looked at Izumi Hanyu, who was pierced by his Chidori, and laughed wantonly: "It really is trash, I can't even understand such a simple ninjutsu coordination!"

Sasuke's curse marks that covered half of his body combined with the sneer at the corner of his mouth made him look like a ghost. Of course, this was just what he thought.

"Oh, this child can't be saved."

"If the big brother was so easy to deal with, he wouldn't be our big brother."

"It's over, Sasuke probably won't be able to sleep tonight."

"I feel like throwing up"

Hearing the voices of the Otonin four, Sasuke also gradually calmed down from the excitement just now, but this calmness made Sasuke suddenly smell a bad smell.

"What's so stinky?" was Sasuke's only thought.

Because of the darkness of the night, Sasuke didn't realize that he had spattered shit at all, but he clearly felt that the voices of the four people were not in the right direction.

"Sasuke, why don't you go wash up first?"

Hearing Hanyu Izumi's voice behind him, Sasuke knew that it was Hanyu Izumi's double who was pierced by Chidori.

"Is it really a substitute?"

Sasuke sneered and pulled out the hand that was stuck on the stand-in. Just as he was about to say something, he found that the smell became stronger.

"This is?"

With the help of the faint moonlight, Sasuke discovered that the double he pierced just now was not made of soil, but made of shit!
What's even worse is that Hanyu Izumi's stand-in is hard on the outside, but really thin on the inside. Sasuke saw that his entire left arm was covered in shit.

At this time, Sasuke suddenly remembered that there seemed to be "blood" splashed on his face just now.
"vomit"

Sasuke couldn't control himself completely, and knelt on the ground and retched.

"Come on!"

Seeing Sasuke's appearance, Izumi Hanyu knew that he had played too much today, and quickly dragged the four of them to disappear in front of Sasuke.

And the four of them looked at Sasuke whose body was covered in shit, so naturally they didn't dare to stand there anymore.

As the saying goes, dipping a mop in shit is like Lu Bu coming into the world, especially Tayuya, as a girl, he is naturally clean, thinking that Sasuke might rush towards him, the wind suddenly swelled under his feet, and he ran to the front of the group of four
"I am going to kill you!"

Hearing Sasuke's angry roar echoing in the air behind him, Izumi Hanyu knew that Sasuke would definitely come to find Orochimaru this time!