Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.
Chapter 10 Host father, I don't want you to be my mother
When Zeus was being slapped in the face over there, Wu Chenxu stood in the prison and complained: "It's really bad, why is this bathhouse so dark?"
"Hey, is there anyone? Waiter, get the bath pants!" Wu Chenxu called out.
Echoes echoed in the depths of the prison.
"Son of the system, where is the grasshopper you mentioned? Let's find it and roast it."
[It's not a grasshopper, it's a ghost bug... a ghost bug! 】
Wu Chenxu looked innocent.
……
[Forget it, it's a grasshopper. 】
[For such a host, I suggest waiting for those divine officials and soldiers to come back, clean them up, and then go find... Grasshopper]
"Wait, I'm hungry, I want to eat roasted grasshoppers now, and then you hurry up and buy me a [-]:[-] Valkyrie figure." Wu Chenxu's eyes glowed evilly when he mentioned the Valkyrie figure .
【"There are real people who don't need it, but they play with figures?"】
"Huh? What did you say?"
[I completely agree with the host's suggestion, let's go find the grasshopper now. 】
"Great" said, Wu Chenxu gently pushed the prison door, "creak", the prison door was pushed open by Wu Chenxu, just now when the priest left, the prison door was not closed.
[From here, go straight. 】
Wu Chenxu walked forward in the direction the system said.
"It's so dark, son of the system, will a zombie with a bloody mouth come out to scare us, or a ghost will appear?"
[I don't know what appeared, but I know there is a big guy in front. 】
After scanning the system, it was found that there was something guarding the road ahead, but after analysis, the big guy fell asleep.
"Oh? Big guy? Is it a figure?"
[Host, please stop talking, okay!That big guy is sleeping, and it will be troublesome when he wakes up, because we are not his opponent yet. 】
"It's really timid, even the fake zombies in the haunted house are scared." Wu Chenxu said with a reproach.
【"Father, you'll be taking a shower in a while, and you'll be in a haunted house later, the information is too jumpy!"】
Gradually, light appeared on the road ahead, and after approaching, the light turned out to be oil lamps on the wall, and the scary thing was that the bases of the oil lamps were skulls.
Wu Chenxuhao continued to walk forward without fear.
[Wait, don't go yet. 】The system suddenly stopped Wu Chenxu.
"Huh? Here? Where's the grasshopper?"
【not good!He can actually hide his breath, host, hurry up, run back! 】
Wu Chenxu was taken aback by the system's roar, not knowing why.
There is a turn in the road ahead, the oil lamp can only illuminate the end of the front, and there seems to be something coming here from far to near in the turn.
"Boom...boom, Zizz."
Suddenly, Wu Chenxu felt the ground shake, and two balls of white air spewed out from the depth of the detour.
A strange hand stretched out from the darkness, grabbed the wall, and made a "ZZZ" sound.
This hand doesn't look like a human hand, it's more than twice the size of Wu Chenxu's face, it's covered with wrinkles and hair.
"Huchi...huchi" came the sound of heavy breathing from the darkness.
Immediately, a foul smell rushed towards Wu Chenxu.
"Bah, it stinks, it stinks, is it a pig farm?"
After Wu Chenxu had blown his nose, he raised his head, and was surprised to see a three-meter-tall bullhead pulling the wall, walking towards Wu Chenxu from the corner.
"Ah, bull head and horse noodles!" Wu Chenxu jumped up excitedly.
Excited indeed!After all, bull head and horse noodles are also a kind of haunted house experience.
At this time, the system was cursing in Wu Chenxu's body.
【"If it weren't for your death and I would be destroyed, a fool would help you, Ma's"】
[It is detected that this tauren belongs to the middle god level, so it is recommended that the host escape quickly]
"Human? It's so unbelievable that it's a human?" The tauren looked at Wu Chenxu and said angrily.
The tauren was taken aback by the stranger who suddenly appeared, and then showed great interest.
"Great, great, humans haven't been here for thousands of years, I want to be my wife!"
Wu Chenxu: "Okay, okay, let's play house together!"
【…】
【Host father, I don't want you to be my mother! 】
The tauren took a step forward, opened his hands like a cattail fan, and was about to go up and hug Wu Chenxu.
【Groot, protector...】
Wu Chenxu is mentally ill and doesn't know how to run. If he is caught and raped to death by a tauren, the system will be over.
So at this time the system also went all out.
【"nnd, think of my Yushu Linfeng plane Xeon system, I have to keep the evening festival when I get old!"】
[True, it's up to you! 】
After the system recognizes the master, there are only the initial 1000 million points, and all of them have been used up to exchange for this juvenile body, so the system can only hope for it now.
"I... protect the lord!" Groot, who was sitting on Wu Chenxu's shoulder, bumped into the tauren's hands with both fists before he could finish speaking.
"Boom...boom." The tauren was so powerful that he knocked Groot into the air.
"Hey? My little Groot, what's wrong with you?" Wu Chenxu watched Truett fly out, and turned around to catch him.
The "dead" bullhead shouted loudly, and stepped in front of the little Truett who fell to the ground, put his four fingers together, and slashed like a knife.
If it hits Little Truett this time, it will be broken up directly.
"Boom"
With a loud noise, the tauren smashed into the wall with four fingers, only to find that it missed, and little Truett was carried away by Wu Chenxu!
[System: ... Dad, you are so fast]
"Moo!"
Wu Chenxu angered the tauren, it bent down, and rushed towards Wu Chenxu with its bull horns.
"Little baby, don't be afraid, this bull's head and horse face is fake..." Wu Chenxu didn't finish his sentence, "Poof!", the bull's horn pierced into his right chest!
Wu Chenxu rescued little Truett, and turned his back to the tauren. He never thought that the tauren pierced his back with the horns on his back.
Here comes a chill.
【"..., it doesn't know about female mummy?"】
This sudden scene frightened both Groot and the system.
"I... Groot... a mud horse"
Little Groot was so angry that he could finally say the third sentence.
Little Groot followed Wu Chenxu's body and climbed up to the tauren's head, his legs wrapped around the tauren's neck, his right hand turned into a spike, and he stabbed down at the tauren's left eye.
"Pfft..." The tauren's left eye was pierced, and yellow liquid spurted out immediately.
"Moo...moo..."
The tauren was in severe pain, and with Wu Chenxu hanging from the horns on his head, he ran wildly with Groot.
Stumbling, he ran towards the depths of the divine prison.
I don't know how far or where he ran, but the tauren fell headlong into a pit.
The pit was very deep, and after falling for half a minute, the Tauren fell heavily to the ground.
And Wu Chenxu was thrown more than ten meters away from the bull's horn, rolled to the wall and stopped.
"I...Groot, protector." The little Groot climbed to Wu Chenxu's side, and branches began to grow wildly all over his body, and it grew into a cage-like object, wrapping Wu Chenxu.
Little Groot touched Wu Chenxu's breath and found that he was out of breath.
【…】
[The host is dead, and I want to destroy it too, little Groot, goodbye! 】
Groot: "...!"
"Hey, is there anyone? Waiter, get the bath pants!" Wu Chenxu called out.
Echoes echoed in the depths of the prison.
"Son of the system, where is the grasshopper you mentioned? Let's find it and roast it."
[It's not a grasshopper, it's a ghost bug... a ghost bug! 】
Wu Chenxu looked innocent.
……
[Forget it, it's a grasshopper. 】
[For such a host, I suggest waiting for those divine officials and soldiers to come back, clean them up, and then go find... Grasshopper]
"Wait, I'm hungry, I want to eat roasted grasshoppers now, and then you hurry up and buy me a [-]:[-] Valkyrie figure." Wu Chenxu's eyes glowed evilly when he mentioned the Valkyrie figure .
【"There are real people who don't need it, but they play with figures?"】
"Huh? What did you say?"
[I completely agree with the host's suggestion, let's go find the grasshopper now. 】
"Great" said, Wu Chenxu gently pushed the prison door, "creak", the prison door was pushed open by Wu Chenxu, just now when the priest left, the prison door was not closed.
[From here, go straight. 】
Wu Chenxu walked forward in the direction the system said.
"It's so dark, son of the system, will a zombie with a bloody mouth come out to scare us, or a ghost will appear?"
[I don't know what appeared, but I know there is a big guy in front. 】
After scanning the system, it was found that there was something guarding the road ahead, but after analysis, the big guy fell asleep.
"Oh? Big guy? Is it a figure?"
[Host, please stop talking, okay!That big guy is sleeping, and it will be troublesome when he wakes up, because we are not his opponent yet. 】
"It's really timid, even the fake zombies in the haunted house are scared." Wu Chenxu said with a reproach.
【"Father, you'll be taking a shower in a while, and you'll be in a haunted house later, the information is too jumpy!"】
Gradually, light appeared on the road ahead, and after approaching, the light turned out to be oil lamps on the wall, and the scary thing was that the bases of the oil lamps were skulls.
Wu Chenxuhao continued to walk forward without fear.
[Wait, don't go yet. 】The system suddenly stopped Wu Chenxu.
"Huh? Here? Where's the grasshopper?"
【not good!He can actually hide his breath, host, hurry up, run back! 】
Wu Chenxu was taken aback by the system's roar, not knowing why.
There is a turn in the road ahead, the oil lamp can only illuminate the end of the front, and there seems to be something coming here from far to near in the turn.
"Boom...boom, Zizz."
Suddenly, Wu Chenxu felt the ground shake, and two balls of white air spewed out from the depth of the detour.
A strange hand stretched out from the darkness, grabbed the wall, and made a "ZZZ" sound.
This hand doesn't look like a human hand, it's more than twice the size of Wu Chenxu's face, it's covered with wrinkles and hair.
"Huchi...huchi" came the sound of heavy breathing from the darkness.
Immediately, a foul smell rushed towards Wu Chenxu.
"Bah, it stinks, it stinks, is it a pig farm?"
After Wu Chenxu had blown his nose, he raised his head, and was surprised to see a three-meter-tall bullhead pulling the wall, walking towards Wu Chenxu from the corner.
"Ah, bull head and horse noodles!" Wu Chenxu jumped up excitedly.
Excited indeed!After all, bull head and horse noodles are also a kind of haunted house experience.
At this time, the system was cursing in Wu Chenxu's body.
【"If it weren't for your death and I would be destroyed, a fool would help you, Ma's"】
[It is detected that this tauren belongs to the middle god level, so it is recommended that the host escape quickly]
"Human? It's so unbelievable that it's a human?" The tauren looked at Wu Chenxu and said angrily.
The tauren was taken aback by the stranger who suddenly appeared, and then showed great interest.
"Great, great, humans haven't been here for thousands of years, I want to be my wife!"
Wu Chenxu: "Okay, okay, let's play house together!"
【…】
【Host father, I don't want you to be my mother! 】
The tauren took a step forward, opened his hands like a cattail fan, and was about to go up and hug Wu Chenxu.
【Groot, protector...】
Wu Chenxu is mentally ill and doesn't know how to run. If he is caught and raped to death by a tauren, the system will be over.
So at this time the system also went all out.
【"nnd, think of my Yushu Linfeng plane Xeon system, I have to keep the evening festival when I get old!"】
[True, it's up to you! 】
After the system recognizes the master, there are only the initial 1000 million points, and all of them have been used up to exchange for this juvenile body, so the system can only hope for it now.
"I... protect the lord!" Groot, who was sitting on Wu Chenxu's shoulder, bumped into the tauren's hands with both fists before he could finish speaking.
"Boom...boom." The tauren was so powerful that he knocked Groot into the air.
"Hey? My little Groot, what's wrong with you?" Wu Chenxu watched Truett fly out, and turned around to catch him.
The "dead" bullhead shouted loudly, and stepped in front of the little Truett who fell to the ground, put his four fingers together, and slashed like a knife.
If it hits Little Truett this time, it will be broken up directly.
"Boom"
With a loud noise, the tauren smashed into the wall with four fingers, only to find that it missed, and little Truett was carried away by Wu Chenxu!
[System: ... Dad, you are so fast]
"Moo!"
Wu Chenxu angered the tauren, it bent down, and rushed towards Wu Chenxu with its bull horns.
"Little baby, don't be afraid, this bull's head and horse face is fake..." Wu Chenxu didn't finish his sentence, "Poof!", the bull's horn pierced into his right chest!
Wu Chenxu rescued little Truett, and turned his back to the tauren. He never thought that the tauren pierced his back with the horns on his back.
Here comes a chill.
【"..., it doesn't know about female mummy?"】
This sudden scene frightened both Groot and the system.
"I... Groot... a mud horse"
Little Groot was so angry that he could finally say the third sentence.
Little Groot followed Wu Chenxu's body and climbed up to the tauren's head, his legs wrapped around the tauren's neck, his right hand turned into a spike, and he stabbed down at the tauren's left eye.
"Pfft..." The tauren's left eye was pierced, and yellow liquid spurted out immediately.
"Moo...moo..."
The tauren was in severe pain, and with Wu Chenxu hanging from the horns on his head, he ran wildly with Groot.
Stumbling, he ran towards the depths of the divine prison.
I don't know how far or where he ran, but the tauren fell headlong into a pit.
The pit was very deep, and after falling for half a minute, the Tauren fell heavily to the ground.
And Wu Chenxu was thrown more than ten meters away from the bull's horn, rolled to the wall and stopped.
"I...Groot, protector." The little Groot climbed to Wu Chenxu's side, and branches began to grow wildly all over his body, and it grew into a cage-like object, wrapping Wu Chenxu.
Little Groot touched Wu Chenxu's breath and found that he was out of breath.
【…】
[The host is dead, and I want to destroy it too, little Groot, goodbye! 】
Groot: "...!"
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