Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.

Hades, the god of the underworld, who became famous tens of thousands of years ago, is willing to kneel in front of a human being he doesn't know. One can imagine how much psychological shock he has suffered!
Wu Chenxu watched the person in front of him suddenly kneel down, thinking of the cotton candy and the sweet syrup that this person threw just now, and now kneeling down for him again, he must have taken a fancy to one of his classic hands After doing it, I immediately became unhappy.

"Don't, I won't give you any of my figures, so you should die."

But when Hades heard this, his head buzzed with fright.

I also feel that Hades is lying too low, Wu Chenxu's voice is also lower, and there are some wrong sounds in the sound transmission, so he will get the wrong meaning.

What Wu Chenxu means is, even if you give me delicious cotton candy and delicious sugar water, I won't give you my figure.

But Hades heard it, Wu Chenxu wants to take back his god position!
"No, God, I'll listen to you. Please don't destroy me." As he spoke, he struggled to kneel on one leg, and kowtowed to Wu Chenxu.

"Oh? You don't want the figurines anymore? Okay, you said that. I won't give you the figurines. You can go."

Wu Chenxu wanted to quickly drive away the stranger in front of him who asked him for a figure. After all, he had a short mouth after eating other people's things.

"You won't take back my position? Thank you, thank you, Great God." Hades, wrapped in a dusty white robe, was dripping with sweat as if he had been pardoned.

Now that the great god had spoken, Hades didn't stay any longer, and took two steps back on his stomach, about to leave.

【and many more】

A mechanical voice sounded.

"Huh? Great God, do you have anything else to do?"

"No." Hades looked up suddenly, and saw the "big god" in rags playing with a tree man on his shoulder, and didn't talk to himself, and the voice was obviously not his.

It suddenly occurred to Hades that the "big god" had said just now that two people shouldn't say something together.

Suddenly Hades seemed to understand that there is really a third "person" here

However, the king of gods who existed like Hades, the king of the underworld, did not find this third "person". It is conceivable that this existence exists even more than his existence!

"Which lord is it? Please show up and speak." Hades kowtowed to the ground again, worshiping.

In one day, Hades actually saw two existences that he could not catch up with, which was enough to shock him.

At this moment, Hades felt a little remorseful. He was so cheap just now, why did he come here to show off his power in a flash of thought?
There will be fewer ghost worms, and they will recover after a few hundred years, so they have to use the strength of alcohol to play.Aren't you happy watching those little witches dance while drinking?Still cheap!
[What did you just say to overthrow Zeus?What do you mean? Say it carefully. 】

The mechanical sound sounded again.

"Huh? Great God, it really has nothing to do with me, I really don't know anything!"

[Fart, do you want to talk?If you don't say it, I will castrate you now. 】

"Say, I say, I must say, Zeus is here and I will say it too!"

Frightened by the system, Hades immediately changed his attitude.

"Great God, it's like this. Ten days ago, a man covered in a black robe came to the underworld. He first defeated my three major demon kings, then defeated ten dark angels, and finally came to my underworld."

"He said that he is a guest from outside the sky. Because the gods of our plane are rotten, we need to replace them with another group of gods. If the underworld doesn't intervene, then let me be the master of the underworld."

"Of course, at first I disagreed..."

Hades doesn't know what the stupid existence in front of him is, and the non-appearing existence, so he can only be cautious, afraid of mispronouncing certain details, and said:

"I had a big battle with him, and I was forced to agree after losing."

After Hades finished speaking, he paused for a few seconds, looked around, and found that the one who didn't show up didn't seem unhappy, and then said: "This battle lasted for three days and three nights, and the entire underworld All……"

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"Oh. Good, good."

"The man in the black robe told me that in the near future, there will be gods from outside the region coming to attack, so... that's all I know."

The blond-haired and blue-eyed lord of the underworld, who was dressed in a white robe that turned gray, looked at the lord who was playing with the tree man, with tears in his eyes.

[Okay, by the way, what's your name? 】

The mechanical voice spoke again from nowhere.

"Master, I am Pluto... Just call me Xiaoha."

"What? Your name is Erha?" Wu Chenxu felt that a person called a dog's name, and stopped playing with little Truett, looking at Hades.

"This...you're right, my name is Erha, hehe Erha, the name Erha is very good, hehe."

Hades smirked.

[Okay, Erha, manage your underworld well, we will visit you when we have time. 】

Hardy was overjoyed when he let him go back, and hurriedly said:
"Ah... welcome, welcome, I will definitely arrange the most...exquisite delicacy and the most...incomparable beauties to entertain the two great gods."

Hades was half lying on the ground, with his left hand resting on the ground and his right hand stroking his chest, and slowly disappeared.

[Father, it seems that the fun is getting more and more interesting in the future. Not only are there gods competing here, but there are also gods from outside the territory coming to smash the game. 】

"What? System son, is what you said true?"

【Father, what did I say? 】

"Is it really going to be a figurine world competition? I'm so looking forward to it!" Wu Chenxu said, clenching his fists excitedly, with little stars shining in his eyes.

[What do you say, it is what it is. ] The system is too lazy to refute.

"Hey, son, didn't you say that you can exchange for a one-to-one Valkyrie figure after roasting the grasshopper? Hurry up and exchange it for me."

【Father, is your wish so superficial? 】

"What do you mean?"

【Actually, Dad, my function is very powerful, you see】

While speaking, Wu Chenxu suddenly disappeared and came into the system.

"Father," a child's voice echoed.

A little boy stood next to Wu Chenxu at some point, and gently tugged at the corner of his clothes with his hands.

This little boy is the system. In order to highlight the point that he is someone else's son, he deliberately changed it.

"Hey, you're that voice in my head, I finally got to see you alive today."

Wu Chenxu looked at the child-like system curiously, and reached out to touch the system's small face, which was chubby.

"Since it's my son, shall I give you a name?" Wu Chenxu patted the head of the little boy in the system.

"You are welcome, dad." The little boy from the system agreed angrily.

"Okay, I've decided." Wu Chenxu stretched out an arm towards the void, pointing his index finger at the sky and shouted loudly: "From now on, your name will be...'Dung Heap'"

system:"……!"

"Dad, can I ask why you gave me such a 'choke' name?"

"No problem dung piles." Wu Chenxu looked at the void and said with emotion: "That was a dream I had. In the dream, there were dung piles at intervals in the endless fields. I think that is hope." symbol of……"

Wu Chenxu shed tears while speaking, and said to the little boy of the system: "So, I think you are the symbol of hope!"

"Father, then you can name me 'Hope' or 'Symbol', why did you name me 'Dunghill'?"

Wu Chenxu: "Okay, these are not the key points, what are you going to say when you bring me in? Talk about the key points!"

Wu Chenxu avoided this topic, obviously, he liked the name Dung Heap very much.

The system has no choice but to accept it.

"Father, let me introduce you." The system pointed at the void, and three gold rankings were neatly arranged in the air, and each ranking was glittering with gold, indicating that the things on it were extraordinary.

"Father, these three leaderboards are fetishes of the past and present. You see, this is the first leaderboard."

Following the direction of the system's finger, Wu Chenxu looked up, and there were a few large characters written on the top of the list: Figure Ranking.

On this ranking list, the list is not sorted individually, but by series.

I see above it says:

Figure ranking No.1: Fengshen series.

"Father, let me explain to you, in fact, I just found out,

In this Conferred God series, there are [-] figures of saints, [-] figures of quasi-sages, and many figures of Daluo Jinxian.

The way to get them is that if you have enough points, you can exchange them directly.

But if the figurines that you want to redeem have astonishing combat power, you must return the soul to its place. "

Wu Chenxu became anxious as soon as he heard it, and interrupted before the system finished speaking: "What, you need to add more money?"