Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.

"Okay, you go, Mr. Fu, this is none of your business." Wu Chenxu waved his hand.

Fu Lun looked at Wu Chenxu and nodded, then waved to everyone. Suddenly, his whole body blurred, and then disappeared.

After Fulun left, the dung pile looked at Zhou Fukang.

"Master Zhou, there are still some follow-up matters in my father's house. In the next few days, you need to help take care of them. It's best to get those things done within a week!"

"That's no problem. Brother Wu's matter, I will definitely finish it within a week."

Wu Chenxu's family affairs still need to be dealt with, including family business matters, a series of matters concerning Wu Chenxu's parents and sister, and so on.

These things need Zhou Fukang to deal with.

"Thank you for your hard work. I will contact you after the processing is completed." With that said, the dung pile took out another Wanli sound transmission worm and handed it to Zhou Fukang.

Zhou Fukang imitated Fu Lun and stuffed the sound worms into his ears.

After trembling for a while, Zhou Fukang came back to his senses.

"Mr. Zhou, please deal with my father's housework as soon as possible after you go out," Dungdump said.

Wu Chenxu looked at Zhou Fukang, smiled, waved and said: My parents will trouble you.

Zhou Fukang nodded, his whole body became blurred and then disappeared.

After the two left, the dung pile looked at the crowd and said: "

"Everyone, in fact, what my father is most worried about now is his elder brother, so next..."

"So... we... go down... directly to the southeast front... to travel!" Wu Chenxu said first. "

Everyone "...!"

Since you are going to find someone on the battlefield, you have to do some calculations first.

But Wu Chenxu couldn't tell why, and could only look at the dung pile with eyes asking for help.

The dung pile understood, and said: "Let me say it, my father means, Lord Brunhill and Lord Gray, don't show up this time."

"Because this is the battlefield, although the two are warriors, there are many inconveniences for women to go to the battlefield."

After hearing this, Lao Liu twisted his buttocks and said, "Yes, yes, that place is filled with gunpowder smoke, and there is too much soil and sand, which can easily make faces!"

Thinking that they might get themselves dirty, the two goddesses shrugged and said that they would not go if they did not go.

The dung pile looked at it, nodded and said: "Okay, please, my two goddesses, move to my system palace, just rest for a few days, there are many servants in me, all of them are illusions, please don't hesitate use."

After the first upgrade of the manure pile was completed, it originally only had a few palace buildings, but now it has expanded nearly ten times, thus forming a palace complex.

The purple pillars and golden beams in this large group of palaces are extremely luxurious, and even compared with the palaces in the Divine Realm, they are not inferior.

Such a luxurious palace, Dung Heap has the confidence to make the two goddesses linger, and once they live in it, they don't want to leave.

Besides, there are people serving and various entertainment places inside, which is why Dung Heap is confident that the two of them will not be lonely.

"Both of you, it's very fun inside, but I want to remind you, don't play too hard..." The dung pile said with a mysterious expression.

Brunhilde and Gray glanced at the dung pile, and said in their hearts: We have never seen anything that can fascinate us!
After explaining to the two goddesses, they disappeared with a wave of hand.

Dung Heap turned his head again, and looked at Lu Budao who was circling boredly beside the Hokage crowd.

"Lu Fengxian"

Lu Bu was taken aback for a moment, when he heard the dung pile calling him, he quickly stood up, ran to the dung pile in two or three steps, cupped his fists and said:
"The end is here!"

The dung pile casually pointed at Lu Bu, and suddenly, the armor around Lu Bu's body became a Chinese military uniform.

The rank on the uniform shows that it is a first class soldier.

Lu Bu looked at the newly changed clothes and asked, "My lord, what does this mean?"

"Ah, change into the military uniform of China!"

"Oh? Military uniform?" Lu Bu looked excitedly and asked:

"My lord, what level of general is the clothes I'm wearing?"

Dunghill: "It's... private class!"

Lu Bu: "My lord? What do you mean by first class soldier?"

"Private means to be one rank higher than a private."

Lu Bu: "My lord, then I am a big soldier?"

Dunghill: "Yes!"

Lu Bu: "...!"

"Why? Don't you want to?" Dung Heap stared, with a stern expression on his face.

After being rescued by Wu Chenxu last time, the dung pile has broken through and upgraded to the age of twelve or thirteen, so the expressions on his face have become much richer, and he is no longer a child with only one expression.

"Don't dare!" Lu Bu was so frightened that he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the dung pile.

"Hmph, the clothes I gave you as a soldier, I want you to start as a soldier and let go of the airs of a general. Next, you will follow my father to the southeast front."

"In case of a situation, I need to protect my father as soon as possible."

"Although, my father doesn't need much protection, but..."

The dung pile stared at Lu Bu again and said:
"This is your first mission after returning from 'Time Prison'. I will evaluate you throughout the process... If there are any mistakes, I will continue to put you in 'Time Prison' and go to jail. Do you understand?"

Following Wu Chenxu this time is also a journey of redemption for Lu Bu.

When Lu Bu heard it, what the hell is going to prison?If you don't go, you can't beat him to death. For 10 years, N women have been pestering him every day, sucking him like a cow every day. Fortunately, it is Lu Bu, who would have turned into a mummy.

Lu Bu almost couldn't stand the attraction of those women just thinking about it.

"Master... Don't worry, my lord, this time I will do my best to assist the master's master!"

Because Lu Bu regards the dung pile as the master, Wu Chenxu is not the master of his master.

"Yeah" Seeing Lu Bu's querulous expression, Dung Heap was very satisfied.

"Hey, wait... wait, there is me, what am I doing? Don't forget me?"

Everyone turned their heads to look, only to see Lao Liu dancing there, unwilling to speak.

"If you go to fight, I will go too. I like to fight. The shells fly and the bullets collide randomly, so I like to fight." Old Liu danced and jumped to Wu Chenxu's side, twisting his buttocks and said

Wu Chenxu and Lao Liu twisted their buttocks together, and said with a smile: "Go, let's touch the bullets together."

Seeing Wu Chenxu agree, Dungdump thought for a while and said:

"Father, it is said that swords and guns have no eyes, so what if you hurt Master Liu?"

When Wu Chenxu heard this, he raised his hand, pointed to the gleaming golden miscellaneous list above his head, and winked at the dung pile.

Seeing the dung pile, he suddenly realized: "Understood."

With a wave of its hand, the items on the miscellaneous list quickly scrolled, and it didn't take long before it stopped on a set of inner armor.

This set of inner armor consists of two parts, the upper half and the lower half.

The introduction on the list reads:

Name: Bodyguard Inner Armor.

Defensive Power: [-] defense points, every full blow from a god-level powerhouse consumes [-] defense points.

Exchange points: 30 exchange points are required.

Protective parts: After wearing, protect the whole body.

Persistence, forever.

Although there are few introductions, the strength of this inner armor really surprised everyone.

Any piece of inner armor on the list, ordinary people can resist the attack of the king of gods by wearing it.

Old Liu put on the inner armor and stood there, bombarding him with cannons. It is estimated that after firing all the shells, the defense points of the inner armor will not drop at all.

Wu Chenxu looked at it, nodded in satisfaction, and pointed at Lao Liu: "Exchange it, I want you to wear it even after shit!"

"Don't worry, I will wear it all spring and night!"

After the two finished speaking, they both trembled and laughed!

In the void of the dung pile, touch the inner armor with your finger, and a few words appear behind the inner armor introduction box: whether to exchange, yes/no

dung heap a little 'yes'

As soon as the sky lit up, this inner armor instantly appeared in Lao Liu's hands.