Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.

But there is another way to achieve the body of an Earth Immortal, that is, if those elves who have completed their cultivation can avoid the thunder disaster, they can also achieve the body of an Earth Immortal.

For example, if he hides behind a person with good fortune, Lei Jie will not dare to strike, for fear of hitting others.

Or use certain spells to let others respond to the disaster for you, etc., you can avoid the thunder disaster.

The snake essence had been cultivated for thousands of years, and then was suppressed for thousands of years in Calabash Mountain. It was already time for the calamity, so when it heard the thunder, it thought it was the calamity of thunder.

But there was no movement after hearing the thunder.

The snake spirit was terribly frightened, and the group of monsters were also terribly frightened. Although they were not strong enough to let Lei Jie down, they were still terribly frightened.

Because some thunder tribulations are so powerful that they can kill monsters with a radius of several kilometers.

So, after the thunder, those monsters all ran away without a trace, only the scorpion spirit was left hiding under a rock with her head in her arms and her buttocks pouted.

After waiting for a while, I found that it was gone.

The scorpion spirit slowly raised her head and looked around in doubt.

The gourd mouth at the top of the calabash mountain was opened by the lightning just now, and a beam of sunlight shone down from the gap.

The snake spirit stood up and looked forward, standing alone in the sun, posing in a cool pose like a god.

I saw that his hair was fluffy and his face was very dark.

Next to him was another person.

The man stood beside the "god" with his belly arched, stretched his waist, yawned, and wiped his mouth and eyes with his hands, looking like a... pig spirit.

The snake spirit wondered, God is so interested this day, why did he raise a pet pig?

The snake spirit hurriedly patted the dust on his body, tidied his clothes, twisted his body, came to the God of Heaven, bowed and saluted:
"Shangxian came to my cave, it really made my place flourish...haha."

As soon as he raised his head, the snake spirit suddenly realized something was wrong. The god in front of him looked like he had been struck by lightning, his messy hair was smoking, the black mud on his face seemed to be split out, and even his nose and eyes were sticking out. With black smoke.

This person called the Immortal by the snake spirit is Wu Chenxu.

He just came to this virtual world from the system space of the dunghill.

But as soon as he appeared, he was hit by a thunderbolt from the sky. At this time, Wu Chenxu just wanted to scold his mother.

But in the end he held back.

Although my mother stopped scolding, but I have to say a few words of complaints.

"Grandma, don't chop early or late. After I come, you will chop it like me. Are you not giving me face?" Wu Chenxu shouted with his head raised.

The snake spirit looked at Wu Chenxu, rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, it's okay, it's all over, Shangxian, you have nothing to do, come, come, take your pet and take your seat."

As soon as the snake spirit grabbed Wu Chenxu's arm, he led him to the seat.

Lao Liu followed them for a few steps, and suddenly thought, this is wrong.

"Hey? Who are you talking about as a pet? Make it clear, who is a pet when riding a horse? Are you a pet who is riding a horse? Your whole family is a pet!"

Old Liu stood there cursing, not moving forward.

The snake spirit turned her head to look, smiled, and quickly apologized: "Hehe, Shangxian is not angry, it's my fault, my fault, hurry up, king, lead Shangxian to take the seat quickly, I will punish myself three cups."

Xie Zijing hurriedly hugged Lao Liu's shoulders, and pushed forward: "Don't blame the Shangxian, I will ask Madam to dance two dances later, it can be regarded as an apology to the Shangxian!"

Lao Liu was still angry at first, but when he heard that there would be singing and dancing, his eyes lit up, and he hurried to the table and sat down.

"Okay, I like watching dances the most, especially 'that' dances, hehe.

Wu Chenxu was stunned by the lightning strike, and when he almost woke up, he saw himself sitting on a stone bench with a stone table in front of him.

I'm going, where is this?
Wu Chenxu looked carefully at both sides, and suddenly, he was so frightened that he jumped up.

"Wait, monster!"

Although Wu Chenxu's current ability is countless times stronger than these elves and monsters, there is no need to be afraid of them at all.

But because of the influence of childhood, seeing these monsters has no reason to be afraid.

Seeing Wu Chenxu's reaction, all the monsters were also startled.

I don't know what tricks this god is playing!
"Shangxian Shangxian, what's wrong with you? Is it because we didn't entertain you well?" The snake spirit got up and leaned towards Wu Chenxu.

Although the snake spirit is extremely beautiful, her lower body is the tail of a snake. When I was a child, I never felt so disgusted when I watched TV, but watching it now, Wu Chenxu felt particularly disgusted.

Wu Chenxu directly reached out to stop the snake spirit who wanted to care about him.

"Don't come here, you...don't come here, I'm fine, you...you go back!"

"Hey, Master Shangxian is still shy, hehe. Well, if you don't let the slave family serve you, then I will go back."

The snake spirit twisted her waist and returned to her seat.

He raised his hand and clapped his hands behind him, and all the little demons behind him immediately began to use various musical instruments to play, play, play and sing.

The beautiful music suddenly sounded.

"Hey, old Wu, what's the matter with you? Why is your hair so weird? Hurry up and wash your face. I think this place is so fun."

Beside Old Liu, the snake spirit arranged for two beauties who had turned into something unknown, to play and drink with Old Liu.

As soon as Old Liu finished speaking, a bat flew over and came to Wu Chenxu's side holding a wooden basin.

Wu Chenxu took a closer look, and found that there was fresh water in the tub, and it turned out that he was washing his face.

He was not polite, and quickly washed his face and combed his hair.

After grooming, Wu Chenxu is a handsome guy.

The snake spirit's eyes lit up.

"Oh, Shangxian, you are so handsome, hehe!"

"Yeah, yeah, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful young man, wow ha ha ha." Scorpion spirit said carelessly beside him.

Wu Chenxu glanced at the two of them without saying a word, turned around and sat back in his seat.

As soon as he sat down, two beauties came beside him, sitting directly on both sides of Wu Chenxu, pouring wine for him, and feeding him fruit, very busy.

Just as Wu Chenxu was about to speak, he saw a group of little demons rushing from the side, pressing down on a child wearing a seven-color gourd.

"Your Majesty, madam, I've got it, I've got it."