Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.
Chapter 295 Loki vs. Song Jiang
"Everyone, please look, this short and slender main god who is walking towards us now is the god of trickery, Lord Loki.
You must all be aware of Lord Loki’s methods, please tell me, is Lord Loki a veritable god of tricks? "
After Heimdall finished speaking, he stretched out his ears as if listening.
"Yes, he is the god of trickery..."
"No one can play tricks on him..."
"Worthy of the name... worthy of the name..."
There was a lot of discussion in the stands of the gods.
"Okay, please tell me again, can the god of tricks win the next game?"
This provocation aroused more words from the gods.
"Of course the god of tricks won..."
"Voice of Trickster definitely won, although I don't like that guy..."
"The god of trickery must win, and I will settle accounts with him after the incident..."
There were cheers and discussions in the stands at the same time.
As soon as Heimdall saw that the matter had been perfectly resolved, he felt relieved when the door for the human side opened, and a thin black man walked out from inside.
Heimdall looked at the approaching human. He had just learned from the list reported by the human side that this person was named Song Jiang, and he was a rebel leader in Chinese history.
But he didn't know anything about this human being, and he didn't know how to explain it to the gods.
He slid to his commentary platform and opened a book on it.
General History of the World.
Find the Huaxia chapter.
Start looking inside.
"Song Jiang...Song Jiang...where are you..."
"Song Jiang..."
"found it!"
There are indeed strange people in Song Jiang's history, but he is still known in a novel in Huaxia Kingdom: Outlaws of the Marsh.
Song Jiang's one hundred and eight will rank first in the novel, and he will be Tiankui star, the first of the 36 Tiangang stars.
Song Jiang, courtesy name Gongming, nicknamed Hubaoyi.Dark-faced, short in stature, he is usually righteous, spends money like water, is good at making friends, and is famous for his timely rain.
After reading it, Heimdall closed the book, cleared his throat, picked up the doomsday horn and began to introduce Song Jiang.
"The one who is coming to us now is a well-known rebel leader in the history of China, nicknamed Hu Baoyi, Master Song Jiang Song Gongming."
"Wow!"
In the stands of the human side, there was a lot of discussion, and they didn't know this person well.
After all, there are no people from China in the stands, they are all dignitaries from various Western countries.
Looking at this situation, Wu Chenxu frowned. He suddenly felt that these people should be sent back to Blue Star to accept the trials of various countries.
"Old Liu, please contact Huaxia in a while. I am going to send back some audiences from various countries in this stand, let them receive re-education from poor and lower-middle peasants, and then send some of our people."
Old Liu's eyes rolled when he heard this, "Old Wu's idea is really good, it coincides with mine."
Old Liu turned his head and closed his eyes, like an old professor.
"Come on, don't be shy, we'll start in a while."
"You have to order... strong, strong, strong, strong..."
Lao Liu disappeared with tricks.
Wu Chenxu sent Lao Liu back to Huaxia directly.
Loki, the god of trickery in the arena, looked at the little black skinny man walking towards him, and dared not be careless. After all, the Protoss lost in the last three games, and they also lost to those seemingly weak humans.
Song Jiang came in front of Luo Ji and gave Luo Ji a deep salute, his ass was sticking out.
"Xiao Ke Song Jiang is a small official in Yuncheng County. Because he usually loves to donate money, he always calls me Baoyi. That is everyone's love, love..."
Song Jiang stood there and chattered non-stop. After talking for a while, Loki couldn't bear it anymore.
"Shut up, there's so much nonsense."
But Song Jiang didn't care, and kept talking with his mouth open.
"...Upstairs in Xunyang Tower, I was sentenced to death for mentioning an anti-poetry. Later, I was rescued under the desperate efforts of all Liangshan brothers, and then I joined Liangshan. Later, Brother Chao Gai led the army to attack Zengtou City... "
"Shut up, shut up..." Loki couldn't bear it anymore, and kept shouting at Song Jiang with his eyes wide open.
At this moment, a gong was heard, and then Heimdall's voice came, "Boom...the match begins."
Luo Ji couldn't bear Song Jiang's nagging, and he came to Song Jiang's front with one stride, and punched Song Jiang in the face with a punch.
Song Jiang slightly turned his head and dodged the punch.
Then Rocky changed his moves, swung his leg backwards, and swept towards Song Jiang's cheek.
"When we hit Zengtou City, I don't want Brother Chao Gai to be shot..." Song Jiang said to himself, squatting down slightly, and dodged Loki's flying legs.
Loki turned around, looked at Song Jiang who was squatting on the ground, and raised his toe directly, attacking Song Jiang's chin.
"It's a good thing that brother Chao Gai survived the catastrophe, and was killed by my family..." Song Jiang squatted and jumped backwards, avoiding Luo Ji's provocation.
"Oh... ouch... can you shut up..." Luo Ji's attacks did not touch Song Jiang once, but Song Jiang's nagging caused Luo Ji to collapse a bit.
These few attacks failed, Loki flew directly to Heimdall, pointed at Song Jiang and protested:
"The referee, I protest. This human being is fighting and nagging endlessly, which affects my mood. I beg you to sentence him not to speak."
This made it difficult for Heimdall. If you said there was a foul, he would take care of it, but there was no rule that you can't talk in the arena, which made Heimdall difficult.
But since something happened, he will mediate first.
"Master Loki, you are making it difficult for me. You can talk when others talk, and there is no rule that you are not allowed to talk when fighting."
When Loki heard this, he frowned, and glared at Heimdall, but Heimdall avoided looking at him.
Heimdall is just a high god and Loki's main god level is far behind.
Loki had no choice but to turn around and walk towards Song Jiang.
When he came to Song Jiang, Song Jiang was still talking to himself.
"I said you human, can you shut up when you fight?"
Song Jiang talked to himself and looked at Loki without replying.
"I said can you shut up, we are fighting!"
Loki raised his tone.
But Song Jiang still ignored him.
"Hey, I don't believe it, I can't break your mouth today."
After Loki finished speaking, he looked at Song Jiang with green eyes.
Slowly Rocky turned into Song Jiang.
"Wow..." There was a burst of exclamation in the stands.
"Look, Loki has activated the transformation skill."
"Wow, this is the first time I've seen Loki transformed into someone else."
"It is said that Loki takes on the appearance of others and can copy 80% of other people's skills."
In the arena, Heimdall's mouth is not idle.
"As expected of the god of trickery, there are already two Song Jiangs on the field, which one of them is the real one?"
"However, I would like to ask the Lord God of Tricks now, what's the use of you becoming someone else? Are you infected by his nagging? Do you want to experience the feeling of nagging?"
"Ha ha ha ha"
There was laughter in the gods stands.
You must all be aware of Lord Loki’s methods, please tell me, is Lord Loki a veritable god of tricks? "
After Heimdall finished speaking, he stretched out his ears as if listening.
"Yes, he is the god of trickery..."
"No one can play tricks on him..."
"Worthy of the name... worthy of the name..."
There was a lot of discussion in the stands of the gods.
"Okay, please tell me again, can the god of tricks win the next game?"
This provocation aroused more words from the gods.
"Of course the god of tricks won..."
"Voice of Trickster definitely won, although I don't like that guy..."
"The god of trickery must win, and I will settle accounts with him after the incident..."
There were cheers and discussions in the stands at the same time.
As soon as Heimdall saw that the matter had been perfectly resolved, he felt relieved when the door for the human side opened, and a thin black man walked out from inside.
Heimdall looked at the approaching human. He had just learned from the list reported by the human side that this person was named Song Jiang, and he was a rebel leader in Chinese history.
But he didn't know anything about this human being, and he didn't know how to explain it to the gods.
He slid to his commentary platform and opened a book on it.
General History of the World.
Find the Huaxia chapter.
Start looking inside.
"Song Jiang...Song Jiang...where are you..."
"Song Jiang..."
"found it!"
There are indeed strange people in Song Jiang's history, but he is still known in a novel in Huaxia Kingdom: Outlaws of the Marsh.
Song Jiang's one hundred and eight will rank first in the novel, and he will be Tiankui star, the first of the 36 Tiangang stars.
Song Jiang, courtesy name Gongming, nicknamed Hubaoyi.Dark-faced, short in stature, he is usually righteous, spends money like water, is good at making friends, and is famous for his timely rain.
After reading it, Heimdall closed the book, cleared his throat, picked up the doomsday horn and began to introduce Song Jiang.
"The one who is coming to us now is a well-known rebel leader in the history of China, nicknamed Hu Baoyi, Master Song Jiang Song Gongming."
"Wow!"
In the stands of the human side, there was a lot of discussion, and they didn't know this person well.
After all, there are no people from China in the stands, they are all dignitaries from various Western countries.
Looking at this situation, Wu Chenxu frowned. He suddenly felt that these people should be sent back to Blue Star to accept the trials of various countries.
"Old Liu, please contact Huaxia in a while. I am going to send back some audiences from various countries in this stand, let them receive re-education from poor and lower-middle peasants, and then send some of our people."
Old Liu's eyes rolled when he heard this, "Old Wu's idea is really good, it coincides with mine."
Old Liu turned his head and closed his eyes, like an old professor.
"Come on, don't be shy, we'll start in a while."
"You have to order... strong, strong, strong, strong..."
Lao Liu disappeared with tricks.
Wu Chenxu sent Lao Liu back to Huaxia directly.
Loki, the god of trickery in the arena, looked at the little black skinny man walking towards him, and dared not be careless. After all, the Protoss lost in the last three games, and they also lost to those seemingly weak humans.
Song Jiang came in front of Luo Ji and gave Luo Ji a deep salute, his ass was sticking out.
"Xiao Ke Song Jiang is a small official in Yuncheng County. Because he usually loves to donate money, he always calls me Baoyi. That is everyone's love, love..."
Song Jiang stood there and chattered non-stop. After talking for a while, Loki couldn't bear it anymore.
"Shut up, there's so much nonsense."
But Song Jiang didn't care, and kept talking with his mouth open.
"...Upstairs in Xunyang Tower, I was sentenced to death for mentioning an anti-poetry. Later, I was rescued under the desperate efforts of all Liangshan brothers, and then I joined Liangshan. Later, Brother Chao Gai led the army to attack Zengtou City... "
"Shut up, shut up..." Loki couldn't bear it anymore, and kept shouting at Song Jiang with his eyes wide open.
At this moment, a gong was heard, and then Heimdall's voice came, "Boom...the match begins."
Luo Ji couldn't bear Song Jiang's nagging, and he came to Song Jiang's front with one stride, and punched Song Jiang in the face with a punch.
Song Jiang slightly turned his head and dodged the punch.
Then Rocky changed his moves, swung his leg backwards, and swept towards Song Jiang's cheek.
"When we hit Zengtou City, I don't want Brother Chao Gai to be shot..." Song Jiang said to himself, squatting down slightly, and dodged Loki's flying legs.
Loki turned around, looked at Song Jiang who was squatting on the ground, and raised his toe directly, attacking Song Jiang's chin.
"It's a good thing that brother Chao Gai survived the catastrophe, and was killed by my family..." Song Jiang squatted and jumped backwards, avoiding Luo Ji's provocation.
"Oh... ouch... can you shut up..." Luo Ji's attacks did not touch Song Jiang once, but Song Jiang's nagging caused Luo Ji to collapse a bit.
These few attacks failed, Loki flew directly to Heimdall, pointed at Song Jiang and protested:
"The referee, I protest. This human being is fighting and nagging endlessly, which affects my mood. I beg you to sentence him not to speak."
This made it difficult for Heimdall. If you said there was a foul, he would take care of it, but there was no rule that you can't talk in the arena, which made Heimdall difficult.
But since something happened, he will mediate first.
"Master Loki, you are making it difficult for me. You can talk when others talk, and there is no rule that you are not allowed to talk when fighting."
When Loki heard this, he frowned, and glared at Heimdall, but Heimdall avoided looking at him.
Heimdall is just a high god and Loki's main god level is far behind.
Loki had no choice but to turn around and walk towards Song Jiang.
When he came to Song Jiang, Song Jiang was still talking to himself.
"I said you human, can you shut up when you fight?"
Song Jiang talked to himself and looked at Loki without replying.
"I said can you shut up, we are fighting!"
Loki raised his tone.
But Song Jiang still ignored him.
"Hey, I don't believe it, I can't break your mouth today."
After Loki finished speaking, he looked at Song Jiang with green eyes.
Slowly Rocky turned into Song Jiang.
"Wow..." There was a burst of exclamation in the stands.
"Look, Loki has activated the transformation skill."
"Wow, this is the first time I've seen Loki transformed into someone else."
"It is said that Loki takes on the appearance of others and can copy 80% of other people's skills."
In the arena, Heimdall's mouth is not idle.
"As expected of the god of trickery, there are already two Song Jiangs on the field, which one of them is the real one?"
"However, I would like to ask the Lord God of Tricks now, what's the use of you becoming someone else? Are you infected by his nagging? Do you want to experience the feeling of nagging?"
"Ha ha ha ha"
There was laughter in the gods stands.
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