Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.

"Hey, it's so lively!"

A beautiful voice interrupted the dispute, and Aphrodite, the god of love, walked gracefully on catwalks and came to the disputed humans.

Aphrodite's beautiful appearance immediately attracted the lords of the West, and they all performed aristocratic etiquette to her, as if they were the most civilized countries.

"Master Cupid is here, tell me which countries you are from?" A lower god next to Cupid looked at all humans arrogantly.

The old man from the Beacon Country stepped forward first, held Cupid's hand with one hand and made a gesture of courtesy, respectfully saying:
"My most beloved Lord Eros, I represent the Lighthouse Kingdom. Today I brought 10 people who are the most devout to God. Apart from that, the remaining hundreds of millions of people have stayed for your gods to enjoy. !” After speaking, he half squatted devoutly and retreated.

"And we, Yonago, only brought 8 nobles, and the rest stayed for the gods to kill for fun!"

"Okay, okay." Aphrodite looked at the person coming and nodded with a smile.

The ideological awareness of these human kings satisfied Aphrodite, the god of love. In the 700 million years of human history, the killing of human beings has always been the favorite game of gods.

"My lord, I'm from the dwarf country." Smiling Tiger covered half of his face and said, "I only brought 1 people this time, and I left the rest for you to have fun. If you have fun, I'll be happy, ha ha." Having said that, the smiling tiger changed his voice:
"Lord Eros, I will report and expose him." Smiling Tiger pointed at the leader of Huaxia, "He seems to be the only one who came to their Huaxia country. I don't know what that means. Please, Eros, please decide."

"Oh?" Aphrodite looked at the leader of the Huaxia Kingdom standing beside him in confusion and asked, "Is he talking about you?"

"That's right, it's me!" The leader of the Huaxia Kingdom said categorically and angrily: "We Huaxia don't care what kind of competition your gods are playing, I am here today to clearly tell your gods on behalf of the Huaxia nation that the Huaxia nation will not sit still and wait for death. Greetings, the coming battle between humans and gods! Goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, the leader was about to leave when he suddenly looked at Wu Chenxu and asked, "Are you the God of China?"

"Ah, sir, I'm actually not a god. I live in Room B, No. 8, Floor 11, Hongshan Psychiatric Hospital, Bianzhou City, China. If you have time, ask me to watch cartoons." Wu Chenxu replied shyly, as if Your privacy is known by others.

"So you are from Bianzhou City!" The leader patted Wu Chenxu's shoulder with a generous big hand, and said with some disappointment: "Since you are not a god, then I order you as the leader of Huaxia, and you are here to watch the relationship between people and gods." Let me just say one thing, that is, don't lose the integrity of our Chinese people!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

"Master, where are you going?" Wu Chenxu asked anxiously.

"We Chinese people will not sit still. I want to go back...to prepare for the worst. At the same time, we must awaken the people of more countries to resist God with us."

"Of course, it's best to win here, but if we fail, we will resist to the end." The leader clenched his fists and slowly disappeared.

"What? Are you a mortal? Or a psychopath!"

When the dwarf country and those Western rulers heard that Wu Chenxu was a mortal, they were all shocked. It turned out that the god who had respected him for a long time turned out to be mentally ill!

"Presumptuous, presumptuous, come here, catch him, I'm going to drain the blood from his body to see if it's black!" Aoguo smiled and became angry from embarrassment.

"Huh" From behind the lord of the dwarf country, a few men in black jumped out, trying to control Wu Chenxu.

"Ah... help!" Wu Chenxu couldn't help shouting while hugging his head when he saw that the man in black was extremely fierce.

[Dangerous host detected, due to insufficient points, only the weakest figure can be activated]

[Activated, go, the strongest warrior's... juvenile body! 】The system gasped.

Following a flash of light, a small object stood between Wu Chenxu and the man in black, making a hideous appearance.

Then a childish voice roared, "I... Groot..."

Cupid: "..."

Heads of countries: "..."

Wu Chenxu looked excited: "Hey, where did you come from? Is it little Groot?"

Groot is the main character in the movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.

Juvenile Groot is one of Wu Chenxu's favorite figures.

Wu Chenxu grabbed Groot and put it on his shoulder. "Groot protects the master... ouch... ouch." The young tree figure Groot continued to make bluffing moves at the men in black.

"My Groot is amazing." Wu Chenxu looked proud, thinking that these people liked his figure very much, never thought that this was summoned by the system.

For a while, the men in black from the dwarf country were frightened and did not dare to go forward.

[The initial points of the system have been exhausted...]

"Huh? Where are you talking?" Wu Chenxu looked around.

【...】

"Presumptuous, the god of love is here, and he dares to make mistakes." The lower god next to the god of love, Aphrodite, pointed at the men in black, and the men in black quickly knelt down when they saw this.

Aphrodite, the god of love, looked at the Western lords with disgust, and said something to the lower god next to him. The lower god nodded, and then said proudly to the human lords:

"Master Eros said that the realm of God is pure and holy, and you cannot fight privately, because your blood will pollute this sacred palace, and you humans will settle your grievances in your own territory." After the lower god finished speaking, he stood back to love Beside the god Aphrodite.

"Little guy" Aphrodite, God of Love, said to Wu Chenxu curiously: "I'm very interested in you, but you know how to summon God? Interesting, how about it, how about watching the game with me?"

Said Cupid swayed his body, and the two big lumps of flesh flew up and down.

Although Wu Chenxu's mind is not bright, he still looks very handsome, especially his two naughty little tiger teeth.

Taken together, it can be regarded as a jade-faced young man.

"Wow"

When Aphrodite's words came out, not only the kings, but even the lower god next to Aphrodite expressed disbelief.

Although Aphrodite's private life is chaotic, no matter how chaotic, she has never been heard of being interested in mortals!

"How is it? Little guy?" At this time, Aphrodite, the god of love, showed a little woman appearance, walked to Wu Chenxu, hooked his chin with her right index finger, and looked at Wu Chenxu with bright lips and bright teeth.

"Sorry, I'm still a child, I refuse!" Wu Chenxu raised his head halfway and replied with an unyielding face.

"Hey..." tens of 10 people booed together.

Aphrodite, the god of love, smiled calmly, "Small human beings have a lot of backbone, hehe."

Aphrodite, the god of love, returned to the high place and solemnly said to the humans below: "I convey the instructions of Zeus, the king of gods. You are allowed to come and watch the battle between humans and gods. If humans win, they can continue to survive for 1000 years." , God wins, and will immediately wipe out human beings! Well, you can enter the arena."

At this time, the lord of the Lighthouse Kingdom winked at the smiling tiger.

"Lord God of Love" the dwarf country came up to Aphrodite with a smiling face, and said with a smirk: "We, the kings, will not go, because just now China said that we will resist the gods, let's go down and help the gods first." Get rid of these troubles."

Aphrodite, the god of love, looked at the smiling tiger impatiently, and said coldly: "It doesn't matter, we don't care about your own affairs." After finishing speaking, Aphrodite Meimeng glanced at Wu Chenxu, turned and entered the arena. field.

A dozen or so human Western rulers gathered together immediately, chattering and preparing to discuss something, when Wu Chenxu strode up to Smiling Tiger, and raised his hand to slap him.

"Snapped"

"Pfft..." Smiling Tiger's two back molars were slapped by Wu Chenxu and flew out with the wind.

With great power, the smiling tiger turned around several times.

"I...you..." When the smiling tiger recovered his senses with his face covered, and looked around, there was no sign of Wu Chenxu.

"Ah... I'm so pissed off, the people of the dwarf country obey the order, and if they see that kid, they will give me a fuck."

"Also..." Smiling Tiger turned his head and stared fiercely at the ground: "I must let China be wiped out, definitely...!"