Final Valkyrie: I come from a mental hospital.
94 Chapter 2
Wu Chenxu led the three of them into the temple. This temple is dedicated to the Huaxia Kingdom, a god in myths and legends, 'Da Yu'.
Dayu's "golden body" is enshrined in the main hall of the temple, the Yuwang Hall.
According to legend, in the ancient period of Huaxia Kingdom, Yu was the founding king of a dynasty. Because his father was not good at water control, he was killed by another ancient king "Shun". The good story of being away from home for three years and never entering the house", finally found a way to control the water, released the flood and diverted it, and cured the flood that endangered the people.
Therefore, later generations built a temple for him here, and shaped a golden body so that Dayu could enjoy the incense forever.
However, this Dayu Temple is said to be a temple, but there are no monks or priests in it, but people will come here to offer incense every solar terms, and there is no gate, anyone can come.
When Wu Chenxu walked into the temple, Lao Liu was kneeling on the futon outside Dayu's main hall, kowtowing to Dayu's "golden body" inside Dayu's hall, mumbling something.
Wu Chenxu walked over and was about to kowtow, but just as he knelt down, the Hall of Dayu suddenly shook.
"Hey, I'm going, it's going to collapse, it's going to collapse!" Lao Liu was kowtowing his head, and suddenly jumped so high that Sa Yazi ran out.
Wu Chenxu "...?"
The Brunhilde sisters were walking in at this time. Seeing this scene, Gray hurriedly said, "Don't kneel, absolutely don't kneel."
As he spoke, Gray walked over and pulled up Wu Chenxu who had just knelt down on one leg.
"Did you know that in the God Realm, if a high-ranking god kneels down to a low-ranking god, then the low-ranking god will explode and die."
"Oh? What do you mean?" Wu Chenxu was pulled up by Gray, with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Because the high godhead is noble, if the high god kneels down to the low god, the godhead will not agree first."
"So, if you kneel, the godhead of the high-ranking god will forcibly attack the lower-ranking godhead, and finally the lower-ranking god will explode and die."
At this time, Lao Liu ran back from nowhere, stretched his head behind the pillars at the entrance of the main hall and said, "Then if the high-level god wants to kill the low-level god, then the high-level god should just kowtow all the time?"
Brunhilde looked at Lao Liu and said with a smile: "If the high-level god wants to kill the low-level god, there is no need to use 'kneeling to kill', just kill it directly!"
"That's right, why did I forget this? Look at what I think about every day. It's all about thighs, white, straight, and bumpy. I didn't think of such an easy thing." Old Liu Patting his broad forehead, he said 'seriously'.
Wu Chenxu walked up to Old Liu, and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, as if saying, "I support you."
"But..." Gray looked at Wu Chenxu, uncertain: "But you don't have a godhead at all, you are an ordinary person, why is this idol in China afraid of you? It's really strange."
"It's nothing strange." Brunhilde continued: "Everything in the world has secrets. Maybe Wu Chenxu has secrets that we don't know."
"By the way, I'm very surprised. Why didn't you Chinese gods participate in this Millennium Valor Hall evaluation meeting? But you Chinese gods, the same branch of Buddhism, did participate. This...?"
"There's no such thing, come on, let's continue playing." Wu Chenxu waved his hand, as if he was not ready to answer Brunhilde's words.
Gray looked at Wu Chenxu and felt that Wu Chenxu seemed to know something.
But Gray felt that it didn't look like it, and thought to himself: a fool with no godhead, it can't be that he is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?
The three of them were thinking about each other in the hall, when suddenly there was a noise outside.
The three of them went out and saw that they were in the middle of the temple. Lao Li got a stick of incense from somewhere, and after lighting it, he wanted to offer incense to King Yu, but two big men in Taoist clothes stopped him.
Looking carefully, these two people, one with a parted hair, and the other wearing a Taoist uniform with his chest open, are not formal Taoists at first glance.
"You can't use this incense. We have regulations here. You can only use the incense we sell and serve it to King Yu."
Old Liu was not to be outdone and said, "Fart, I have been eating 'chicken feces slices' outside King Yu's palace since I was a child, why haven't I heard of this rule?"
'Chicken poop slices' are actually chicken poop. After being trampled flat and air-dried, they become small flakes. Children in the past didn't know how to clean and dirty, so they just picked out the stuff on the ground and ate it.
"You also said that it was when you were a child, but now there are such rules."
As he said that, one of them took out a notebook from his pocket, wrote on it, and said solemnly: "Because you violated the management regulations of King Yu Palace, you will now be fined 1000 yuan."
After finishing writing, the man tore it up casually and handed it to Lao Liu.
Old Liu looked at the torn piece of paper in a daze, and saw the crooked words written on it: "A fine of one thousand, Sun."
"Are you fined [-] for what? Return grandson, grandson?" Old Liu was annoyed. He rubbed the paper on his hand twice before it was torn to shreds.
"Hey, boy, why, do you want our brothers to loosen your bones?" The little split saw the handwriting he had written so hard, and Lao Liu tore it up so casually, and then the two of them left and right He forced him to Lao Liu.
When the two were about to catch Lao Liu and prepare to beat him, a voice came from behind them: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Isn't it just 1000 yuan? I'll give it, we'll give it."
"Oh?" When the two heard it, their faces changed instantly, and they turned their heads with a smile, looking at the source of the voice.
Wu Chenxu stood on the steps in front of the hall with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, brother, the two of us were just shitting, and a nobleman has come." The little guy said to the accomplice next to him.
But the man he called the big brother was staring at Wu Chenxu's side with his eyes straight, and the corner of his mouth was drooling.
Seeing that the elder brother didn't respond, the younger brother turned his head and found that the elder brother's eyes were protruding, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and his neck was stretched out. He looked like he was possessed by a demon.
The little branch looked at this, and hurriedly shook the man's shoulders with both hands, and shouted: "Brother? What's wrong with you, brother?"
"Ah, so beautiful?" the man muttered.
The little split listened, looked towards his elder brother, and saw Brunhilde next to Wu Chenxu at a glance.
"I'm going, Western beauty?"
"It's so beautiful!"
Suddenly, next to the little branch, his elder brother suddenly woke up, winked at the little branch, and said: "That's right, I'm still a sensible person, I know that this rule set by our brothers is also for the good of Yuwang Temple, hehe." As he spoke, he walked towards Brunhild next to Wu Chenxu.
Seeing his boss walking forward, the little split turned to look at Lao Liu, and patted Lao Liu's fat face with his hands, "Your life is good, you have such a good brother, and you are accompanied by western beauties, is he really... …Pooh."
Dayu's "golden body" is enshrined in the main hall of the temple, the Yuwang Hall.
According to legend, in the ancient period of Huaxia Kingdom, Yu was the founding king of a dynasty. Because his father was not good at water control, he was killed by another ancient king "Shun". The good story of being away from home for three years and never entering the house", finally found a way to control the water, released the flood and diverted it, and cured the flood that endangered the people.
Therefore, later generations built a temple for him here, and shaped a golden body so that Dayu could enjoy the incense forever.
However, this Dayu Temple is said to be a temple, but there are no monks or priests in it, but people will come here to offer incense every solar terms, and there is no gate, anyone can come.
When Wu Chenxu walked into the temple, Lao Liu was kneeling on the futon outside Dayu's main hall, kowtowing to Dayu's "golden body" inside Dayu's hall, mumbling something.
Wu Chenxu walked over and was about to kowtow, but just as he knelt down, the Hall of Dayu suddenly shook.
"Hey, I'm going, it's going to collapse, it's going to collapse!" Lao Liu was kowtowing his head, and suddenly jumped so high that Sa Yazi ran out.
Wu Chenxu "...?"
The Brunhilde sisters were walking in at this time. Seeing this scene, Gray hurriedly said, "Don't kneel, absolutely don't kneel."
As he spoke, Gray walked over and pulled up Wu Chenxu who had just knelt down on one leg.
"Did you know that in the God Realm, if a high-ranking god kneels down to a low-ranking god, then the low-ranking god will explode and die."
"Oh? What do you mean?" Wu Chenxu was pulled up by Gray, with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Because the high godhead is noble, if the high god kneels down to the low god, the godhead will not agree first."
"So, if you kneel, the godhead of the high-ranking god will forcibly attack the lower-ranking godhead, and finally the lower-ranking god will explode and die."
At this time, Lao Liu ran back from nowhere, stretched his head behind the pillars at the entrance of the main hall and said, "Then if the high-level god wants to kill the low-level god, then the high-level god should just kowtow all the time?"
Brunhilde looked at Lao Liu and said with a smile: "If the high-level god wants to kill the low-level god, there is no need to use 'kneeling to kill', just kill it directly!"
"That's right, why did I forget this? Look at what I think about every day. It's all about thighs, white, straight, and bumpy. I didn't think of such an easy thing." Old Liu Patting his broad forehead, he said 'seriously'.
Wu Chenxu walked up to Old Liu, and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, as if saying, "I support you."
"But..." Gray looked at Wu Chenxu, uncertain: "But you don't have a godhead at all, you are an ordinary person, why is this idol in China afraid of you? It's really strange."
"It's nothing strange." Brunhilde continued: "Everything in the world has secrets. Maybe Wu Chenxu has secrets that we don't know."
"By the way, I'm very surprised. Why didn't you Chinese gods participate in this Millennium Valor Hall evaluation meeting? But you Chinese gods, the same branch of Buddhism, did participate. This...?"
"There's no such thing, come on, let's continue playing." Wu Chenxu waved his hand, as if he was not ready to answer Brunhilde's words.
Gray looked at Wu Chenxu and felt that Wu Chenxu seemed to know something.
But Gray felt that it didn't look like it, and thought to himself: a fool with no godhead, it can't be that he is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?
The three of them were thinking about each other in the hall, when suddenly there was a noise outside.
The three of them went out and saw that they were in the middle of the temple. Lao Li got a stick of incense from somewhere, and after lighting it, he wanted to offer incense to King Yu, but two big men in Taoist clothes stopped him.
Looking carefully, these two people, one with a parted hair, and the other wearing a Taoist uniform with his chest open, are not formal Taoists at first glance.
"You can't use this incense. We have regulations here. You can only use the incense we sell and serve it to King Yu."
Old Liu was not to be outdone and said, "Fart, I have been eating 'chicken feces slices' outside King Yu's palace since I was a child, why haven't I heard of this rule?"
'Chicken poop slices' are actually chicken poop. After being trampled flat and air-dried, they become small flakes. Children in the past didn't know how to clean and dirty, so they just picked out the stuff on the ground and ate it.
"You also said that it was when you were a child, but now there are such rules."
As he said that, one of them took out a notebook from his pocket, wrote on it, and said solemnly: "Because you violated the management regulations of King Yu Palace, you will now be fined 1000 yuan."
After finishing writing, the man tore it up casually and handed it to Lao Liu.
Old Liu looked at the torn piece of paper in a daze, and saw the crooked words written on it: "A fine of one thousand, Sun."
"Are you fined [-] for what? Return grandson, grandson?" Old Liu was annoyed. He rubbed the paper on his hand twice before it was torn to shreds.
"Hey, boy, why, do you want our brothers to loosen your bones?" The little split saw the handwriting he had written so hard, and Lao Liu tore it up so casually, and then the two of them left and right He forced him to Lao Liu.
When the two were about to catch Lao Liu and prepare to beat him, a voice came from behind them: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Isn't it just 1000 yuan? I'll give it, we'll give it."
"Oh?" When the two heard it, their faces changed instantly, and they turned their heads with a smile, looking at the source of the voice.
Wu Chenxu stood on the steps in front of the hall with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, brother, the two of us were just shitting, and a nobleman has come." The little guy said to the accomplice next to him.
But the man he called the big brother was staring at Wu Chenxu's side with his eyes straight, and the corner of his mouth was drooling.
Seeing that the elder brother didn't respond, the younger brother turned his head and found that the elder brother's eyes were protruding, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and his neck was stretched out. He looked like he was possessed by a demon.
The little branch looked at this, and hurriedly shook the man's shoulders with both hands, and shouted: "Brother? What's wrong with you, brother?"
"Ah, so beautiful?" the man muttered.
The little split listened, looked towards his elder brother, and saw Brunhilde next to Wu Chenxu at a glance.
"I'm going, Western beauty?"
"It's so beautiful!"
Suddenly, next to the little branch, his elder brother suddenly woke up, winked at the little branch, and said: "That's right, I'm still a sensible person, I know that this rule set by our brothers is also for the good of Yuwang Temple, hehe." As he spoke, he walked towards Brunhild next to Wu Chenxu.
Seeing his boss walking forward, the little split turned to look at Lao Liu, and patted Lao Liu's fat face with his hands, "Your life is good, you have such a good brother, and you are accompanied by western beauties, is he really... …Pooh."
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