I brush attributes in the Marvel world
Chapter 99 The note in Deadpool's crotch
S.H.I.E.L.D., above the flying aircraft carrier.
Cap and Natasha Clint Barton are back, and Nick Fury's face changes when he hears that Venom is gone.
Nick Fury said: "My players, what do you think I should say? Should I praise you or scold you?"
Clint Button shrugged and replied: "Nick, there's no other way. No one expected that the iron cage made by Stark Industries would not be able to contain Venom. Fortunately, he didn't conflict with us, but chose to jump into the sea and escape."
"You all saw him run away?"
Natasha stood up. The situation was critical at the time. After the US team informed them that Venom was trying to escape, she hurried over, and then saw Venom destroying the fighter plane and crawling out.
"I saw him run away, but I don't know where he went, maybe he is still on the fighter plane."
Captain America: "At that time we were still at high altitude, and there was still a long distance from the sea surface. He probably wouldn't jump into the sea, so it is very likely that he stayed somewhere in the fighter plane."
"Captain, you should have said it earlier." Nick Fury said, and then made a call with Agent Mary, asking her to send someone to inspect the fighter plane they drove back from the US team.
In the fighter plane cabin, Venom climbed down from the outer fuselage and climbed over to another fighter plane. As soon as it climbed onto another fighter plane, Mary arrived immediately with several heavily armed agents.
……
On the other side, the three of Wang Hao, Solbana, Deadpool, and seven Donglu star mages were sitting in Chinatown, Los Angeles, eating skewers.
"Mr. Wang Hao, have you seen Thanos?" Banner asked after taking a sip of beer.
"I've seen him, he's not as handsome as me."
"What I want to ask is not who is handsome or not, but how strong is that guy? Why can a single Thanos destroy the earth?" Banner paused, and then said, "Of course, it's not me who said he could destroy the earth, but Dr. Strange."
"Do you really want to know how strong he is?" Wang Hao asked back. Immediately, Bannathor Deadpool and the seven mages of Donglu Star looked at him, their faces full of expectations.
"Ding! The Hulk, Thor, Deadpool, and the seven mages of Donglu Star want to hear how strong Thanos is in the host's heart, attribute +10"
"To use an image metaphor, Thanos is like a piss, and it's a piss that's been soaked for a long time, it's smelly and smoky..."
"Ding! Thor was taken aback, what kind of messed up metaphor? The little guy is obviously talking nonsense, attribute +1"
"Ding! I was eating, and the host made such a disgusting metaphor. Deadpool just ate the barbecue in his mouth and sprayed it out. In the end, he couldn't help saying that Wang Hao is handsome, attribute +1"
"Ding! The seven mages of Donglu star admire the host's mentality. The seven of them have seen the strength of Thanos. This is the first time they have seen someone make fun of Thanos, attribute +7"
"Ding! Hulk is speechless, attribute +1"
"I'll go! Why do you look so foggy? Isn't my metaphor not vivid enough?"
Wang Hao secretly smiled in his heart, and then said solemnly: "Looking at you, you probably don't understand it yet, well, since you don't understand it, I have to explain it clearly to you today, and as a metaphor, Thanos is like a pile of shit..."
Hearing this, Banner quickly stopped and said: "Understood, Mr. Wang Hao, in fact, we all understand, it's just that the metaphor you used is too vivid, and TM is just lamenting how you can make such a vivid metaphor! If you don't believe me, you can ask Saul and them."
Saul nodded quickly and replied: "Oh! What Banner said is very reasonable. I was just... just like what Banner said. Little guy, the analogy you made is awesome. There is no need to continue explaining. We all understand that Thanos is so strong that I can't help but feel pain."
As Sol said, Deadpool and the seven Donglu star mages nodded and gave Wang Hao a thumbs up.
"Ding! Thor and the Hulk are aggrieved, they're sick, don't ask the little guy if you have any questions in the future, especially when eating, attribute +2"
"Okay, since you guys already understand, I won't waste my words. Everyone, drink as much as you can, and eat as much as you can. The cheap brother will pay for today's meal."
"Ding! Deadpool is confused, didn't the elder brother promise you to pay the bill? Why did you suddenly let me buy it again? Attribute +1"
"By the way, brother, what is the note hidden in your crotch? Why did you hide that thing in your crotch?" Wang Hao asked suddenly.
After hearing this, Deadpool reached into his crotch and took out the note, then handed the note to Wang Hao.
In fact, it is not a note, but a small card. The card is made of special materials and can be stretched at will. Even if there are wrinkles, it will return to its original shape after being placed in the air for a while.
The Martian text was written on the top of the card. After Wang Hao read it, he looked confused, and then passed it to Saul and others. They were a little disgusted with the card, but they had to give Wang Hao face, so they could only accept the card.
Solbana and Master Donglu Xingqi also said they didn't understand after reading it. The text on it should be the common language of a certain planet. It may be many billions of light-years away from where they are, and the text has not been popularized.
Deadpool looked at the bewildered crowd, and suddenly said: "Actually, I stole the venom from this piece of paper. Although I don't know what it is, it looks pretty and should be valuable, so I took it away."
As soon as Wang Hao heard it, he immediately took the note, put it in the storage space with a calm appearance, and said lightly: "Since it is venom, it is not a good thing. I will keep it for you."
"Ding! Damn, Deadpool is depressed, he doesn't take things like this! Attribute +1"
"Ding! The host is so interested in the note, it seems that the note is a good thing, alas, it's a pity to be robbed, Deadpool is a bit uncomfortable, attribute +1"
After placing the note, Wang Hao immediately communicated with the system.
"Help me detect what the note is?"
"Ding! Testing..."
"Ding! The note is a space card, which is used to open the door of the universe. The specific usage is unknown, and it does not belong to the Marvel Universe..."
Wang Hao's eyes changed after hearing this, and he immediately fell into deep thought.
Things that don't belong to the Marvel Universe, so how did this card come about?Could it be that someone has traveled from other multiverses to the Marvel Universe, and then met Venom, and Venom brought this card to Earth?
Wang Hao himself is not a character from the Marvel Universe, so it can be seen that he is not the only person who traveled to the Marvel Universe, there are other people as well.
Seriously speaking, those people may not come by accidental time travel, but can shuttle in various universes at will. The card is used to open the door of space, and its meaning is very clear.
Cap and Natasha Clint Barton are back, and Nick Fury's face changes when he hears that Venom is gone.
Nick Fury said: "My players, what do you think I should say? Should I praise you or scold you?"
Clint Button shrugged and replied: "Nick, there's no other way. No one expected that the iron cage made by Stark Industries would not be able to contain Venom. Fortunately, he didn't conflict with us, but chose to jump into the sea and escape."
"You all saw him run away?"
Natasha stood up. The situation was critical at the time. After the US team informed them that Venom was trying to escape, she hurried over, and then saw Venom destroying the fighter plane and crawling out.
"I saw him run away, but I don't know where he went, maybe he is still on the fighter plane."
Captain America: "At that time we were still at high altitude, and there was still a long distance from the sea surface. He probably wouldn't jump into the sea, so it is very likely that he stayed somewhere in the fighter plane."
"Captain, you should have said it earlier." Nick Fury said, and then made a call with Agent Mary, asking her to send someone to inspect the fighter plane they drove back from the US team.
In the fighter plane cabin, Venom climbed down from the outer fuselage and climbed over to another fighter plane. As soon as it climbed onto another fighter plane, Mary arrived immediately with several heavily armed agents.
……
On the other side, the three of Wang Hao, Solbana, Deadpool, and seven Donglu star mages were sitting in Chinatown, Los Angeles, eating skewers.
"Mr. Wang Hao, have you seen Thanos?" Banner asked after taking a sip of beer.
"I've seen him, he's not as handsome as me."
"What I want to ask is not who is handsome or not, but how strong is that guy? Why can a single Thanos destroy the earth?" Banner paused, and then said, "Of course, it's not me who said he could destroy the earth, but Dr. Strange."
"Do you really want to know how strong he is?" Wang Hao asked back. Immediately, Bannathor Deadpool and the seven mages of Donglu Star looked at him, their faces full of expectations.
"Ding! The Hulk, Thor, Deadpool, and the seven mages of Donglu Star want to hear how strong Thanos is in the host's heart, attribute +10"
"To use an image metaphor, Thanos is like a piss, and it's a piss that's been soaked for a long time, it's smelly and smoky..."
"Ding! Thor was taken aback, what kind of messed up metaphor? The little guy is obviously talking nonsense, attribute +1"
"Ding! I was eating, and the host made such a disgusting metaphor. Deadpool just ate the barbecue in his mouth and sprayed it out. In the end, he couldn't help saying that Wang Hao is handsome, attribute +1"
"Ding! The seven mages of Donglu star admire the host's mentality. The seven of them have seen the strength of Thanos. This is the first time they have seen someone make fun of Thanos, attribute +7"
"Ding! Hulk is speechless, attribute +1"
"I'll go! Why do you look so foggy? Isn't my metaphor not vivid enough?"
Wang Hao secretly smiled in his heart, and then said solemnly: "Looking at you, you probably don't understand it yet, well, since you don't understand it, I have to explain it clearly to you today, and as a metaphor, Thanos is like a pile of shit..."
Hearing this, Banner quickly stopped and said: "Understood, Mr. Wang Hao, in fact, we all understand, it's just that the metaphor you used is too vivid, and TM is just lamenting how you can make such a vivid metaphor! If you don't believe me, you can ask Saul and them."
Saul nodded quickly and replied: "Oh! What Banner said is very reasonable. I was just... just like what Banner said. Little guy, the analogy you made is awesome. There is no need to continue explaining. We all understand that Thanos is so strong that I can't help but feel pain."
As Sol said, Deadpool and the seven Donglu star mages nodded and gave Wang Hao a thumbs up.
"Ding! Thor and the Hulk are aggrieved, they're sick, don't ask the little guy if you have any questions in the future, especially when eating, attribute +2"
"Okay, since you guys already understand, I won't waste my words. Everyone, drink as much as you can, and eat as much as you can. The cheap brother will pay for today's meal."
"Ding! Deadpool is confused, didn't the elder brother promise you to pay the bill? Why did you suddenly let me buy it again? Attribute +1"
"By the way, brother, what is the note hidden in your crotch? Why did you hide that thing in your crotch?" Wang Hao asked suddenly.
After hearing this, Deadpool reached into his crotch and took out the note, then handed the note to Wang Hao.
In fact, it is not a note, but a small card. The card is made of special materials and can be stretched at will. Even if there are wrinkles, it will return to its original shape after being placed in the air for a while.
The Martian text was written on the top of the card. After Wang Hao read it, he looked confused, and then passed it to Saul and others. They were a little disgusted with the card, but they had to give Wang Hao face, so they could only accept the card.
Solbana and Master Donglu Xingqi also said they didn't understand after reading it. The text on it should be the common language of a certain planet. It may be many billions of light-years away from where they are, and the text has not been popularized.
Deadpool looked at the bewildered crowd, and suddenly said: "Actually, I stole the venom from this piece of paper. Although I don't know what it is, it looks pretty and should be valuable, so I took it away."
As soon as Wang Hao heard it, he immediately took the note, put it in the storage space with a calm appearance, and said lightly: "Since it is venom, it is not a good thing. I will keep it for you."
"Ding! Damn, Deadpool is depressed, he doesn't take things like this! Attribute +1"
"Ding! The host is so interested in the note, it seems that the note is a good thing, alas, it's a pity to be robbed, Deadpool is a bit uncomfortable, attribute +1"
After placing the note, Wang Hao immediately communicated with the system.
"Help me detect what the note is?"
"Ding! Testing..."
"Ding! The note is a space card, which is used to open the door of the universe. The specific usage is unknown, and it does not belong to the Marvel Universe..."
Wang Hao's eyes changed after hearing this, and he immediately fell into deep thought.
Things that don't belong to the Marvel Universe, so how did this card come about?Could it be that someone has traveled from other multiverses to the Marvel Universe, and then met Venom, and Venom brought this card to Earth?
Wang Hao himself is not a character from the Marvel Universe, so it can be seen that he is not the only person who traveled to the Marvel Universe, there are other people as well.
Seriously speaking, those people may not come by accidental time travel, but can shuttle in various universes at will. The card is used to open the door of space, and its meaning is very clear.
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