Naruto I Can Fish Everything

But the patriarch doesn't like to eat shit like Kuizi, he has no interest in shit, not only that, but also feels disgusted.

Because Kuizi has been eating feces since she was a child, there is no problem even if Kuizi enters the poop above the mouth, and not only that, but also feels excited.

But the patriarch is different. Even if the patriarch is a little above the mouth, if his lips touch the stool, he will feel sick all day.

Soaking his body in the cesspool like this is already his limit. If it wasn't for catching dung-holding locusts, the patriarch would never have done so.

Suddenly, Kuizi's head emerged from the cesspit again, and he opened his mouth to spray a lot of filth on the patriarch's face!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The patriarch let out a heart-piercing roar.

Kuizi snorted and sprayed the last mouthful of feces into the patriarch's mouth.

The patriarch's mouth was gagged and he could no longer speak.

"Patriarch, do you think shit is delicious? Do you think our plant department likes to eat shit by nature? If your animal department didn't produce shit for us all day long, so that we have nothing to eat except shit, wouldn't we like it? This thing?"

Kuizi's heartfelt words have completely moved the patriarch, because now the patriarch tastes like shit, and he also understands what the plant department has endured.

It was because he didn't know how to empathize, and didn't know how to consider for the weak plant department, so in the end the plant department fought back and wiped out the animal department.

"Shit...it's really unpalatable." There was a lot of black filth flowing down the corner of the patriarch's mouth, and he vomited, and the large amount of black filth was completely emptied from his mouth.

"If it tastes bad, eat more!" Kuizi grabbed the patriarch's neck and led the patriarch to swim underwater.

After surfacing again, the patriarch had passed out.It wasn't because he was drowning, but because it stinks so badly that he couldn't stand it.

"Help! Murder!"

The patriarch went crazy and immediately found a chance to escape from here.

Faced with a madman like Kuizi, the patriarch had no choice but to flee.

At this moment, Ye Chen's figure appeared, "What happened?"

"Kuizi, why did I hear your cry for help just now?" Ye Chen asked again.

Kuizi smiled and said, "No, what you heard was not my plea for help, but the patriarch's plea for help. The patriarch was beaten away by me just now."

Ye Chen was terrified when he heard this, "Not good! The patriarch is not afraid of being beaten by you, but ran away happily after receiving your star mark inheritance!"

Ye Chen understood that Kuizi's star mark inheritance only needs to hit the opponent to have an effect, so the patriarch was not afraid of running away after being beaten, but got the inheritance and ran to find Ye Chen.

Now that Ye Chen has come here, after staggering with the patriarch, he will not meet the patriarch again for the time being.

"Kuizi, how many punches did you hit the patriarch just now?" Ye Chen asked, if Kuizi punched the patriarch more than a thousand times, then Ye Chen would be in danger. After all, Ye Chen has a thousand star marks now, and he cannot beat More than a thousand star marks.

"Oh, I didn't hit him with a single punch, I just asked him to eat shit, it stinks," Kuizi said.

vomit~
Ye Chen felt nauseous.

Resisting the urge to vomit.

Then he saw a large number of locusts above the water and asked, "Kuizi, what are these locusts?"

"Dung locust."

"Emperor Qin Shihuang?"

"No, it's locusts with dung. They can pull out yellow stalks after eating dung."

"First Emperor?"

"No, it's yellow stalk!" Kuizi corrected.

Ye Chen couldn't listen anymore, what was the point of this, so he said, "Since you are fine, Kuizi, then I will continue to train and defeat Kakarot."

"Well, Brother Ye Chen, let's go to training, I have to chat with the locusts first." Kuizi said.

……

When the patriarch ran far enough, he stopped, gasping for breath, still fearful in his heart.

Hanging the insect net in his hand on the branch, the patriarch washed the dirt off his body in the river beside him.

"lu lala lu lala lulalalei..."

While humming, the downstream area was completely polluted and filthy.

Then, the upstream also began to have filth spreading up.

In rivers, this phenomenon may also occur, called countercurrent phenomenon, which is a diffusion phenomenon caused by the concentration and pressure difference in the water body.

The filth went upstream, causing some members of the Romantic family who were drinking water upstream to be poisoned and died, and their bodies floated down the river from the upstream.

"Damn it, where are there so many floating corpses?!" The patriarch was terrified, and quickly jumped ashore from the river, looking in the direction of the upstream, where these floating corpses floated down.

"What happened upstream? Who was so cruel and did such a heartless thing?!"

"Yes, it must not be Kakarot, because Kakarot doesn't like to kill, so it must be Ye Chen!"

"I didn't expect Ye Chen to keep saying that he would lead the Romantic family to live a happy life, but he actually did such evil things?!"

The patriarch felt that this was the best opportunity to report on Ye Chen, so he went upstream to investigate.

However, instead of seeing Ye Chen who was killing innocent people indiscriminately as expected, he didn't see anything.

"Yes, everyone should have been killed, so Ye Chen left." The patriarch speculated wildly.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to commit a crime, the patriarch took these corpses and summoned all the Romantic tribesmen.

Although the patriarch has lost power, some of the prestige of the past still exists. After all, apart from the plant department, many insect and virus departments have no deep hatred with the patriarch, so they still have to give the patriarch a little face. .

After the patriarch gathered the clansmen except the plant department, he pointed to the corpses on the ground and said, "Look, these clansmen all died under Ye Chen's rule! Ye Chen is responsible for this! It's Ye Chen Chen, kill them!"

The clansmen saw that these corpses were all black and smelled like excrement. It seemed that the excrement was terrible.

"What, Ye Chen actually did this? Our new patriarch actually did this?" Some clansmen who didn't trust and disdain because of the new patriarch just booed.

"Such a person can really become the patriarch?!"

"Noisy, what are you doing?" Ye Chen appeared behind the crowd, squeezed in and asked.

"Ye Chen, you did a good job! You pay for your life! Even if you are the patriarch!" the patriarch roared.

Ye Chen scratched his head, what the hell is this, it's okay to put shit on my head.

"How did these people die?" Ye Chen asked the forensic doctor beside him.

"It stinks to death." The forensic doctor said after a rigorous examination, "From the analysis of the feces composition, it is animal feces."