Naruto I Can Fish Everything

"And according to the known information so far, in the entire Romantic family, only you, the patriarch, belong to the animal department. What else can you say?"

The patriarch turned pale, snorted coldly, and looked at Ye Chen. He knew that Ye Chen understood all this, "You still have to ask Ye Chen about this matter, it's useless to ask me!"

Ye Chen: "..."

Looking at the patriarch, he didn't understand what the patriarch meant. What kind of medicine was sold in the gourd?

Ye Chen said, "From my point of view, the trigger should be that the patriarch took a bath in the lower reaches of the river, suddenly got cold, and then became incontinent and poisoned the people upstream. This seems to be manslaughter by the patriarch. Laxi, why does the patriarch still want to take a bath?"

Regarding Ye Chen's question, the patriarch really couldn't answer it, because it involved personal privacy issues, and what and what, it was clearly not his feces, it was clearly brought out from the cesspit.

Even if Ye Chen couldn't give an answer, then Kuizi should be able to answer, after all, the person who proved the presence that the patriarch saw was Kuizi.

Immediately, the patriarch said, "Actually, to tell you the truth, the feces and urine on their bodies did not come from my stomach at all!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was shocked.

They heard the meaning of the patriarch's words, and they were about to start dumping the blame again.

But besides the patriarch who is an animal, who else is an animal? !The animal department is not all dead, only the patriarch is left. If the patriarch blames the dead animal department, the dead person can't speak, and the case can't go any further.

"Uh...uh...uh...uh..." The judge didn't know what to say.

Ye Chen said, "Kuizi please!"

Judge: "Plaintiff, am I the judge or are you the judge???"

Although they are all in the same group, their identities cannot be messed up.

"Sorry, I got a little excited." Ye Chen apologized on the spot.

The judge did not pursue it. Although it is taboo to offend the judge in court, the judge still does not care about it because of his own face.

"Your Honor, how can you forgive the plaintiff like this? The plaintiff has offended the judge!" The patriarch immediately seized the opportunity and shouted.

"The plaintiff yelled in the courtroom and offended the judge, a demerit!" the judge said.

"Kuizi please!" Then summoned.

After Kuizi was brought up, she immediately pointed at the patriarch and said with righteous indignation, "It's him! It's him! It's him! It's him! Our..."

"Kuizi, don't mess with the rhythm, and don't mess with the BGM. I brought you up this time because I want you to answer questions from the perspective of a witness."

The judge reminded Kuizi, and then said to the patriarch, "Your witness has already arrived, and if you have any questions, you can testify on the spot."

Seeing such a fair and honest judge, the patriarch felt a little relieved, it seemed that they were still reasonable.

Immediately said to Kuizi, "Kuizi, come and prove it to me. Did you see me when I was in the cesspit? Did you see me catching locusts in the cesspit?"

"No, no, no!" Kui Zi immediately denied it.

Kuizi clearly saw the patriarch grabbing dung locusts at the "dining table" in the "canteen", so why did it become a cesspit?

For the animal department, it is a latrine, and for the plant department, it is a cafeteria, so from the perspective of Kuizi

Look, the patriarch lied.

"Kuizi, you!..." The patriarch, who didn't understand, pointed at Kuizi, speechless.

"What's wrong with me, as a witness, I have to tell the truth, and I won't cover you up!" Kui Zi said honestly and honestly.

"You are fair and honest, you are fair and honest when you lie on the spot?!" The patriarch was also angry and Kuizi yelled.

As soon as the judge slapped the table, he forgot to hit the phone with a hammer, and said, "What a patriarch, you found a witness yourself, and you still say he lied? Did you make a mistake!"

The patriarch looked grim, and said, "I want to find a witness from the zoology department!"

"No, the animal department is dead, and you are the only one left!"

"Then I will find myself as a witness!"

"You can't find yourself as a witness!"

The patriarch looked helpless and said, "Then, from the beginning to the end, why did you accuse me of guilt?!"

Pointing to the corpse, the judge said, "You are very cunning. You can use the law of the jungle to explain the mistakes you made to the plant department, but these corpses are not of the plant department. How should you explain it?!"

"You said that you are a lion of the animal department, do you need to eat carp or crayfish?"

"Of course, you can eat if you want?" the patriarch explained weakly.

"But, did you eat them, did you kill them, did you eat them?! If you use the law of the jungle to explain, then you didn't manage to eat them, so your act of killing them is defined as a crime. what is the problem?!"

"I... I just let it go and eat slowly, can't it?" The patriarch was a little speechless.

"However, they don't show signs of being bitten by animals at all. How do you explain this?"

"I... I'm not from the animal department at all, I'm from the virus department, hey!" The patriarch had no choice but to reveal his secret.

"At the beginning, when I was not from the Romantic family, I came here and became a homeless man on this tree of the universe."

"When I walked through the streets full of feasting and feasting, I always wondered, when can I get rid of the status of a homeless person and enter the upper class?"

"When I was hungry and cold, I passed the vegetable garden, which was full of delicious food, plump Chinese cabbage, plump sunflower seeds, and bright red tomatoes, all of which aroused my appetite."

"Finally, I couldn't bear it one day, so I entered this vegetable garden. At that time, there was no dispute between the animal department and the plant department, and everyone did their own thing."

"And that time I secretly ate a cabbage, and transferred the crime to the animal department, which caused disputes between the animal department and the plant department. After that, the animal department and the plant department began to have turmoil, and I also because I ate romantic plants. Department, and become a romantic family."

"However, after all, I am still a romantic family without attributes. After all, I am not the first batch to come here, and I have not been inherited."

"Then, by a coincidence of marriage, I learned about the core of the tree of the universe, and finally entered there, obtained the inheritance, and became a virus department."

"My onychomycosis virus is the best proof that I am a member of the virus department. At the same time, because I look like a zoology, I naturally become a member of the zoology department. The reason for this is because at that time the zoology department and the zoology department In the battle of the plants, the animals are in a strong position."

"And I took advantage of the powerful ability of the virus department to stand up and call on everyone. As long as you follow me, there will be Chinese cabbage in the pot, so everyone made me the patriarch. After that, I also unified the entire Romantic family and started a big family. The patriarch's happy life!"