I am the villain of all heavens and worlds

"You slap my handsome face and want me to serve you, old thing, you think so beautifully!"

The guard in Tsing Yi touched his cheeks, the redness and swelling on both sides made him feel a pain, and he kept cursing Galegu in his mouth.

Just like that, the Tsing Yi guard walked to Galeo's mansion unknowingly while twisting his fat waist.

"Yang Erlang, why are you still here? Didn't Master Galeo ask you to find him?"

The guard in Tsing Yi had just stepped into Galeo's mansion when a guard at the gate asked directly.

Hearing this, the guard in Tsing Yi, that is, Yang Erlang covered his swollen cheeks with his hands, and raised his head slightly to look at the guard. The panic and anger in his eyes gradually disappeared, leaving only a false loyalty.

"what?"

Hearing this sentence, Yang Erlang called out instantly.

Deep down in his heart, there was even a burst of suspicion. Could it be that Master Galeo has found that he has been cheating?

No, it should be a traitor?

That's not right, being a mole in Galeo's house?

Neither is right, Yang Erlang really can't think of any adjectives to use to describe his 'career'.

"Yang Erlang, what's wrong with your face, puff haha..."

The guard at the gate didn't care about what Yang Erlang said, but directly focused his attention on Yang Erlang's face.

Just now the guard had recognized Yang Erlang solely by the clothes he was wearing, but seeing Yang Erlang's sesame-sized eyes, he immediately looked puzzled.

It was so scary that even the guard felt like laughing.

Now Yang Erlang's eyes are the reincarnation of Mr. Rong Hao!

"Oh, I was stung by a wasp."

Yang Erlang replied, of course he couldn't tell the guards that he was slapped twice by Jialiegu.

The ordinary life of the guards is very boring and boring. If they know that they have been slapped by Galegu, it will probably reach Galeo's ears the next day.

"really?"

The guard's eyes were full of doubts.

As time passed, the guard gradually turned from being suspicious at the beginning to a kind of ridicule.

This smile doesn't matter, even the guard next to him laughed wildly.

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Erlang was a little annoyed, his face was slapped like this by Jialiegu, and he couldn't say it yet, but now he was being laughed wildly by these people, he was really depressed.

Hearing this, the guard smiled innocently and said, "It's nothing, I thought of a very happy thing just now, and this thing is really fun."

Yang Erlang was full of doubts. It turned out that he was not laughing at himself, so he quickly asked: "Old Liu, what happy things have happened to you, please tell everyone."

Hearing what Yang Erlang said, the young guard next to Old Liu burst out laughing without holding back at all.

Seeing this scene, Yang Erlang was even more puzzled: "No, Zhang San, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?"

Speaking of this, Yang Erlang looked a little angry, and his voice gradually became louder.

Zhang San suppressed his own smile, his face already looked a bit ferocious: "It's nothing, I just thought that my wife is going to have a baby."

"Pfft!"

Hearing this sentence, a fat guard next to him opened his mouth wide, unexpectedly he couldn't hold back anymore.

"No, why don't I understand? What are you three laughing at? What is so ridiculous! Zhang San and Li Si, you must explain it to me!"

Yang Erlang really couldn't take it anymore, he wouldn't have colluded with Galegu and let them know about it, right?

It was said that the fat guard was Li Si, he and Zhang San glanced at each other, and then laughed again.

"Hurry up and talk!"

Yang Erlang was anxious, completely anxious.

"It's nothing, our wives also have children."

Zhang San and Li Si replied.

"Yes, all three of our wives have children."

Old Liu said with a smile on his face, he didn't expect him to rush to answer!

"No, the wives of the three of you are the same person?"

Yang Erlang became depressed and a little helpless.

"No, no, the wives of the three of us are not the same person, and we can't agree." Zhang San's reaction was the fastest, and he immediately retorted: "How can the three of us share the same wife!"

"Okay, okay! I don't want to know what you are laughing about now, but now I want to know what Master Galeo wants from me?"

Yang Erlang felt that if he didn't change the subject, the three of them would die laughing here, and he didn't know what the three of them were happy about. Even if their wives had children, they wouldn't be so happy, right?

"Oh, Master Galeo said that he has important things to do recently, and asked you to find him in a medium-sized market in the southwest of our family. Master Galeo has something to tell you!"

Old Liu who spoke first replied directly, pointed to him where Galeo was, and then looked at Yang Erlang's fat face, holding back a smile.

"Master Galeo, do you need me?"

Yang Erlang slowly speculated deep in his heart.

Could it be that his collusion with Galiegu was really discovered by Master Galeo?

But at this moment, he must go to the medium-sized Fangshi in the southwest, otherwise, I am afraid that Master Jialeo will doubt himself even more.

Already planning in his heart, Yang Erlang glared at the three of them, and said silently: "Three psychopaths."

Then he walked towards the medium-sized Fangshi in the southwest direction.

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