Daddy's Peak Moment
Chapter 3: The strongest baby daddy system, the prophesied savior
Zhang Qiang originally thought that although Galen was digging into the grass in the game, he should be a very stable general in the history of Valoran.
Well, it turns out, it's all fucking bullshit!
Ever since he was rescued from the small black house by Galen and Xinye, Zhang Lei was forced to drill into a bush in just 100 meters!
That's right, you read that right, there are indeed eleven bushes.
"I said, Brother Lun, Lord Faith, although I have to admire your sense of defense, but there are no Noxus soldiers here, okay?"
Zhang Qiang threw aside the weeds on his body with a look of disgust. The weeds made his body itchy all the time... Well, in fact, he was despising the two homosexuals in disguise.
"Hey! Qiangzi, you don't understand this. It's called a keen anti-gank awareness. Forget it, I have nothing to say to you as a dad."
Xin Zhao put the spear behind his back, and put his left hand on Zhang Qiang's shoulder, looking like a great god.
"Tch, you..."
"hidden!"
Before Zhang Qiang could finish his sentence, he was once again dragged into the grass by a pair of big hands. At this moment, his heart was desperate.
"Bah bah! Brother Lun, although I admit that your consciousness is super-super-strong, but there is no need to be so cautious."
Zhang Qiang spat out the weeds in his mouth, and there was always a voice in his heart: Don't be angry, Zhang Qiang, you must not be angry, you are a baby daddy, you must remember, you are a baby daddy, you are nothing but grass... ...Oh no, it can't beat Galen.
Galen was really stupid and breathless, he didn't seem to hear Zhang Qiang's displeasure at all, waved his hand, and said with pride: "Don't worry, Qiang, you are the baby daddy sent by Master Soraka, even though the amount of milk is even A None, but I will still keep you safe, just remember, brother has four Dolans, and they are all dishes!"
etc!Soraka?
This is the first time Zhang Qiang put on a serious face to Galen during his journey.
"Brother Lun, the Soraka you're talking about is the Son of the Stars, the legendary nanny?"
"what?"
Galen and Lord Xin looked at each other, and then looked at Zhang Qiang like an idiot, and said, "Qiang, are you scared stupid by that bastard Darius?"
Scared to be silly... Well, Zhang Qiang's current state is not much different from being scared to be silly.
"God, who can tell me, what is the relationship between the nanny and me?!"
"Ding! Dear God, hello, I have the right to explain your question to you. Your identity on the Valoran continent is the chief disciple of the great son of the stars, Lord Soraka. Now start the message transmission……"
It was as if a bolt of lightning struck Zhang Qiang, his body trembled violently, and then pieces of image data gradually filled his mind, as if he was watching a 3D movie.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Qiang's relationship with Soraka had all come to mind.
When he finished browsing the information, Zhang Qiang was stunned, looked at Galen and Xin Zhao with a confused face, and asked in disbelief: "I'm a baby daddy, and I'm also a super good-for-nothing who doesn't know how to nurse at all." Daddy?!"
Galen and Xin Zhao looked at each other, and then Xin Zhao came out and patted Zhang Qiang's shoulder lightly, with a look of sympathy on his face: "Qiang, although you don't know how to nurse at all, but you are still ours. brother."
Galen also came over and nodded heavily: "Yes, we are with you. Although my shoulders are already very resistant to pressure, I don't mind lending them to you."
I do!
Zhang Qiang is a little bit lucky, fortunately he now has some kind of strongest baby daddy system, but Zhang Qiang was too frustrated before he crossed over, as the chief disciple of the sons of stars in Ionia, his milk volume was unexpectedly less than A, It was even more frustrating than him before time travel.
But, the Zhang Qiang now is different from the past. You know, just now, the weird liquid that Xin Jide fed him was successfully decomposed by him. I believe it is not a big problem.
"Hey, Brother Lun, Lord Xin, after three days of farewell, you should look at him with admiration. Your strong boy is now 36E!"
Hugging the two grass guys over, Zhang Qiang had a smug smile on his face.
"Cut, stop teasing me, you will be that big?"
Xin Zhao didn't believe Zhang Qiang's words at all. After all, Zhang Qiang's waste material index was obvious to all.
"However, having said that, what period is the current Valoran continent in? According to the history of the League of Legends I understand, shouldn't the current Valoran continent be in a period of temporary peace? Why did it start fighting again, and for Mao Xinji? De will come to interrogate me and feed me such a nasty liquid, shouldn't he go to the War College?"
Zhang Qiang's brain was about to explode, and all the current situations showed that he knew nothing about the pattern of this world.
"Ding! Dear envoy, the spirit of rune will answer you now. Valoran has indeed experienced a period of peace, but now Valoran is shrouded in a powerful and mysterious dark magic, and once again fell into a Turbulent times.
The great guardian of Valoran once learned a prophecy from Lord Malzahar that "the earth will disappear, the sea will dry up, and the sky will fall... They will all come." At the same time, Valoran There are also legends of the savior, so the great guardian of Valoran has been looking for the legendary savior since that day until today. "
"Void Prophet..."
Zhang Qiang fell into deep thought. He knew that Malzaha was born to be a prophet. Since there was such a prophecy, it seemed that what he experienced was inevitable.
However, Zhang Qiang was confused. In the final analysis, he was just a 21st century dick and nerd, who knew how to code eunuchs all day long, and was obsessed with cute girls with big breasts. Even if he was suddenly given the strongest dad system, But he is still a dick!
"Can I really save Valoran?"
Zhang Qiang lowered his head, looked at his favorite fifth girl, and usually moved quickly, saving the world, can it work?
"Qiangzi, although you are not a competent dad, but you still have us, don't be discouraged!"
Galen and Xin Zhao didn't hear what Zhang Qiang was saying at all, and thought he was melancholy about the amount of milk.
It has to be said that a diaosi is a diaosi, and one must have a good attitude. In a blink of an eye, the previous melancholy disappeared, and he turned around and plunged into the wave of debate.
"Hey! If you don't believe me, well, come with me!"
"Hey, hey, Qiangzi, why are you going!"
"Go save people!"
Standing in front of the Demacia army camp, Zhang Qiang walked directly towards the medical room without looking back. Seeing this, Galen and the two had no choice but to follow.
……
"Have you finished taking off your clothes?"
"Um……"
"Then let's start now?"
"Qiang, Brother Qiang, this is my first time, can you...can you be gentle?"
"call!"
He let out a long sigh of relief. To be honest, Zhang Qiang had endured the evil fire in his heart for a long time, but now, he finally couldn't hold it anymore, and his body was trembling slightly.
He took a sudden step forward, staring at the person in front of him "affectionately", with his lips slightly parted:
"Are you sick? Ah? An old man, why are you making trouble with me for the first time?"
In front of Zhang Qiang, stood a big man whose arms were thicker than his waist and took off his shirt. His name was Yakto, and he was the strongest warrior under Galen, but on his abdomen, there was a very ferocious The wound, by visual inspection, has already injured the internal organs.
Enduring the pain, Acto said with difficulty: "Brother Qiang, it's not that I don't believe you, it's just that last time Elis had a headache...it was a bit scary."
Swish!
Immediately, more than a dozen eyes fell on Zhang Qiang almost at the same time.
Rao Zhang Qiang has a thick skin, but he can't help this posture.
"Cough cough!"
As for the Elis incident, the information transmitted by Zhang Qiang through the spirit of the rune has been known.
Ellis was subordinate to Diplomat Bobby. One day he felt a headache, so he went to Zhang Qiang for treatment. Of course, as a "qualified" dad, Ellis no longer had headaches in the end, but... he However, I had diarrhea for a whole day, to the point where I was walking against a wall, it was simply not too pleasant.
Regarding this medical accident, Zhang Qiang once explained it like this: If your stomach hurts, your head won't hurt!
Ellis: "..."
******
"Cough cough!"
Zhang Qiang said with a serious face: "I admit that it was my mistake last time, but, Yakto, this time, please believe me and my 36E milk volume!"
Acto swallowed, and cast his eyes on Galen for help.
"I'm sorry, Acto, wish you luck!"
Galen spread his hands, indicating that he had nothing to do.
As for Xin Zhao, he has already sneaked out, and he doesn't want people to come to him as the manager every day to complain.
……
Acto sighed, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and looked determined to go to the execution ground.
"Nervous wool, trust me once and for all! Hehehe——"
Zhang Lei moved his wrists with a smile of success.
Looking at Zhang Qiang who was getting closer, Yakto shivered.
"Mom, you must bless your favorite son, Yaktor, in heaven. Let's go through this disaster safely."
"To shut up!"
Zhang Qiang interrupted Acto's prayer, and then mobilized the strongest baby daddy system endowed to him by the spirit of rune in his mind.
Following the system's instructions, he slowly raised his hands, and clumsily formed a complicated seal formula, officially starting his journey as a baby daddy.
"Mysterious Valoran stars, please listen to my prayer and grant me the power of the stars!"
This is the "star soul technique", which is the lowest level of healing technique in the strongest daddy system by absorbing the power of the stars and then milking people.
Because Zhang Qiang's ability is limited, he can only use the "star soul technique". Even so, such a technique can already be called a miracle in the eyes of ordinary people.
The star power of the heavens came together, and a soft brilliance enveloped Yaktor's body.
The miracle has appeared!
The hideous wound on Yakto's abdomen began to heal slowly under the eyes of everyone.
Galen was stunned!
Sensing the abnormality, Xin Zhao who sneaked back was also stunned!
The brilliance dissipated, and a vibrant Yaktor reappeared in front of everyone.
"Um, I feel a little dizzy—"
"Ding! Dear envoy, casting the 'Star Soul Technique' will consume 400 spiritual power. Since your spiritual power index is only 250, you will fall into a coma after casting the 'Star Soul Technique'."
"250? I'll do it!"
His vision became more and more blurred, and finally, his eyes went black, and he fell into endless darkness...
Well, it turns out, it's all fucking bullshit!
Ever since he was rescued from the small black house by Galen and Xinye, Zhang Lei was forced to drill into a bush in just 100 meters!
That's right, you read that right, there are indeed eleven bushes.
"I said, Brother Lun, Lord Faith, although I have to admire your sense of defense, but there are no Noxus soldiers here, okay?"
Zhang Qiang threw aside the weeds on his body with a look of disgust. The weeds made his body itchy all the time... Well, in fact, he was despising the two homosexuals in disguise.
"Hey! Qiangzi, you don't understand this. It's called a keen anti-gank awareness. Forget it, I have nothing to say to you as a dad."
Xin Zhao put the spear behind his back, and put his left hand on Zhang Qiang's shoulder, looking like a great god.
"Tch, you..."
"hidden!"
Before Zhang Qiang could finish his sentence, he was once again dragged into the grass by a pair of big hands. At this moment, his heart was desperate.
"Bah bah! Brother Lun, although I admit that your consciousness is super-super-strong, but there is no need to be so cautious."
Zhang Qiang spat out the weeds in his mouth, and there was always a voice in his heart: Don't be angry, Zhang Qiang, you must not be angry, you are a baby daddy, you must remember, you are a baby daddy, you are nothing but grass... ...Oh no, it can't beat Galen.
Galen was really stupid and breathless, he didn't seem to hear Zhang Qiang's displeasure at all, waved his hand, and said with pride: "Don't worry, Qiang, you are the baby daddy sent by Master Soraka, even though the amount of milk is even A None, but I will still keep you safe, just remember, brother has four Dolans, and they are all dishes!"
etc!Soraka?
This is the first time Zhang Qiang put on a serious face to Galen during his journey.
"Brother Lun, the Soraka you're talking about is the Son of the Stars, the legendary nanny?"
"what?"
Galen and Lord Xin looked at each other, and then looked at Zhang Qiang like an idiot, and said, "Qiang, are you scared stupid by that bastard Darius?"
Scared to be silly... Well, Zhang Qiang's current state is not much different from being scared to be silly.
"God, who can tell me, what is the relationship between the nanny and me?!"
"Ding! Dear God, hello, I have the right to explain your question to you. Your identity on the Valoran continent is the chief disciple of the great son of the stars, Lord Soraka. Now start the message transmission……"
It was as if a bolt of lightning struck Zhang Qiang, his body trembled violently, and then pieces of image data gradually filled his mind, as if he was watching a 3D movie.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Qiang's relationship with Soraka had all come to mind.
When he finished browsing the information, Zhang Qiang was stunned, looked at Galen and Xin Zhao with a confused face, and asked in disbelief: "I'm a baby daddy, and I'm also a super good-for-nothing who doesn't know how to nurse at all." Daddy?!"
Galen and Xin Zhao looked at each other, and then Xin Zhao came out and patted Zhang Qiang's shoulder lightly, with a look of sympathy on his face: "Qiang, although you don't know how to nurse at all, but you are still ours. brother."
Galen also came over and nodded heavily: "Yes, we are with you. Although my shoulders are already very resistant to pressure, I don't mind lending them to you."
I do!
Zhang Qiang is a little bit lucky, fortunately he now has some kind of strongest baby daddy system, but Zhang Qiang was too frustrated before he crossed over, as the chief disciple of the sons of stars in Ionia, his milk volume was unexpectedly less than A, It was even more frustrating than him before time travel.
But, the Zhang Qiang now is different from the past. You know, just now, the weird liquid that Xin Jide fed him was successfully decomposed by him. I believe it is not a big problem.
"Hey, Brother Lun, Lord Xin, after three days of farewell, you should look at him with admiration. Your strong boy is now 36E!"
Hugging the two grass guys over, Zhang Qiang had a smug smile on his face.
"Cut, stop teasing me, you will be that big?"
Xin Zhao didn't believe Zhang Qiang's words at all. After all, Zhang Qiang's waste material index was obvious to all.
"However, having said that, what period is the current Valoran continent in? According to the history of the League of Legends I understand, shouldn't the current Valoran continent be in a period of temporary peace? Why did it start fighting again, and for Mao Xinji? De will come to interrogate me and feed me such a nasty liquid, shouldn't he go to the War College?"
Zhang Qiang's brain was about to explode, and all the current situations showed that he knew nothing about the pattern of this world.
"Ding! Dear envoy, the spirit of rune will answer you now. Valoran has indeed experienced a period of peace, but now Valoran is shrouded in a powerful and mysterious dark magic, and once again fell into a Turbulent times.
The great guardian of Valoran once learned a prophecy from Lord Malzahar that "the earth will disappear, the sea will dry up, and the sky will fall... They will all come." At the same time, Valoran There are also legends of the savior, so the great guardian of Valoran has been looking for the legendary savior since that day until today. "
"Void Prophet..."
Zhang Qiang fell into deep thought. He knew that Malzaha was born to be a prophet. Since there was such a prophecy, it seemed that what he experienced was inevitable.
However, Zhang Qiang was confused. In the final analysis, he was just a 21st century dick and nerd, who knew how to code eunuchs all day long, and was obsessed with cute girls with big breasts. Even if he was suddenly given the strongest dad system, But he is still a dick!
"Can I really save Valoran?"
Zhang Qiang lowered his head, looked at his favorite fifth girl, and usually moved quickly, saving the world, can it work?
"Qiangzi, although you are not a competent dad, but you still have us, don't be discouraged!"
Galen and Xin Zhao didn't hear what Zhang Qiang was saying at all, and thought he was melancholy about the amount of milk.
It has to be said that a diaosi is a diaosi, and one must have a good attitude. In a blink of an eye, the previous melancholy disappeared, and he turned around and plunged into the wave of debate.
"Hey! If you don't believe me, well, come with me!"
"Hey, hey, Qiangzi, why are you going!"
"Go save people!"
Standing in front of the Demacia army camp, Zhang Qiang walked directly towards the medical room without looking back. Seeing this, Galen and the two had no choice but to follow.
……
"Have you finished taking off your clothes?"
"Um……"
"Then let's start now?"
"Qiang, Brother Qiang, this is my first time, can you...can you be gentle?"
"call!"
He let out a long sigh of relief. To be honest, Zhang Qiang had endured the evil fire in his heart for a long time, but now, he finally couldn't hold it anymore, and his body was trembling slightly.
He took a sudden step forward, staring at the person in front of him "affectionately", with his lips slightly parted:
"Are you sick? Ah? An old man, why are you making trouble with me for the first time?"
In front of Zhang Qiang, stood a big man whose arms were thicker than his waist and took off his shirt. His name was Yakto, and he was the strongest warrior under Galen, but on his abdomen, there was a very ferocious The wound, by visual inspection, has already injured the internal organs.
Enduring the pain, Acto said with difficulty: "Brother Qiang, it's not that I don't believe you, it's just that last time Elis had a headache...it was a bit scary."
Swish!
Immediately, more than a dozen eyes fell on Zhang Qiang almost at the same time.
Rao Zhang Qiang has a thick skin, but he can't help this posture.
"Cough cough!"
As for the Elis incident, the information transmitted by Zhang Qiang through the spirit of the rune has been known.
Ellis was subordinate to Diplomat Bobby. One day he felt a headache, so he went to Zhang Qiang for treatment. Of course, as a "qualified" dad, Ellis no longer had headaches in the end, but... he However, I had diarrhea for a whole day, to the point where I was walking against a wall, it was simply not too pleasant.
Regarding this medical accident, Zhang Qiang once explained it like this: If your stomach hurts, your head won't hurt!
Ellis: "..."
******
"Cough cough!"
Zhang Qiang said with a serious face: "I admit that it was my mistake last time, but, Yakto, this time, please believe me and my 36E milk volume!"
Acto swallowed, and cast his eyes on Galen for help.
"I'm sorry, Acto, wish you luck!"
Galen spread his hands, indicating that he had nothing to do.
As for Xin Zhao, he has already sneaked out, and he doesn't want people to come to him as the manager every day to complain.
……
Acto sighed, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and looked determined to go to the execution ground.
"Nervous wool, trust me once and for all! Hehehe——"
Zhang Lei moved his wrists with a smile of success.
Looking at Zhang Qiang who was getting closer, Yakto shivered.
"Mom, you must bless your favorite son, Yaktor, in heaven. Let's go through this disaster safely."
"To shut up!"
Zhang Qiang interrupted Acto's prayer, and then mobilized the strongest baby daddy system endowed to him by the spirit of rune in his mind.
Following the system's instructions, he slowly raised his hands, and clumsily formed a complicated seal formula, officially starting his journey as a baby daddy.
"Mysterious Valoran stars, please listen to my prayer and grant me the power of the stars!"
This is the "star soul technique", which is the lowest level of healing technique in the strongest daddy system by absorbing the power of the stars and then milking people.
Because Zhang Qiang's ability is limited, he can only use the "star soul technique". Even so, such a technique can already be called a miracle in the eyes of ordinary people.
The star power of the heavens came together, and a soft brilliance enveloped Yaktor's body.
The miracle has appeared!
The hideous wound on Yakto's abdomen began to heal slowly under the eyes of everyone.
Galen was stunned!
Sensing the abnormality, Xin Zhao who sneaked back was also stunned!
The brilliance dissipated, and a vibrant Yaktor reappeared in front of everyone.
"Um, I feel a little dizzy—"
"Ding! Dear envoy, casting the 'Star Soul Technique' will consume 400 spiritual power. Since your spiritual power index is only 250, you will fall into a coma after casting the 'Star Soul Technique'."
"250? I'll do it!"
His vision became more and more blurred, and finally, his eyes went black, and he fell into endless darkness...
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