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Double Eleven, originally there was no such concept in China in this life, but Taobao once again made this special day popular.

While classmate Xiaohui's "Hokage" became popular, the other one, and the only one who can compete with Hokage, is the so-called Double Eleven!

That night, countless hand-chopping parties began to log in to Taobao, looking for their favorite treasures.

When you walk out of the street, you won't see too many people.

Log in to Weibo, and many people are reading the topic of Double Eleven.

"What the hell is Double Eleven? How did it come out?"

"I don't know either. It didn't exist before, but it suddenly appeared today. It seems to have appeared from that Taobao!"

"Don't mention it, my daughter-in-law is occupying the computer now, and she is doing Taobao. Unfortunately, I can only play games."

"You guys don't even go shopping for Taobao? Double Eleven Taobao is on sale!"

"Big sale? Is "Naruto" on sale? Will there be a price reduction?"

"Thinking too much, now that everyone can't buy "Hokage" at a high price, you still want him to reduce the price?"

Many netizens are discussing this Double Eleven that fell from the sky, which is very fresh.

Taobao headquarters at this time.

Li Fengyun was also very excited.

He didn't expect that the Double Eleven event that the boss casually proposed could attract so much traffic.

Now, he is still observing Taobao's servers, which have been superimposed one after another.

"Everyone get ready, the server may crash when it's midnight!" Li Fengyun looked at the time and said.

At zero o'clock, that will be the moment with the most discounts, and the number of visits must be the most terrifying.

Li Fengyun's worry is indeed not wrong...

Just after zero o'clock, the number of visits to Taobao exploded!
"Damn! It's gone, it's gone!"

"When I saw it just now, there were still a lot of them. Why are they gone? My shoes!"

"Haha! I snatched it up, a pair of shoes for one yuan, the original price is three hundred, how about it!"

In the dormitory, Lin Xiaoguang was shouting excitedly.

Huang Zhenlei and Qin Xiangfeng looked depressed, watching the Taobao shop sell out the things they wanted to buy in an instant, their feelings were... indescribable!

At this time, this painful sound came from other dormitories.

Xiaohui listened, and smiled lightly. It seems that this time, the promotion on Double Eleven is very good.

the next day……

On Weibo, the discussion about Double Eleven began to rise rapidly.

"Actually, I've been working on it for a long time. What the hell is this Double Eleven? Why did Taobao choose to offer discounts on Double Eleven? Isn't Double Ten not working? Isn't Double Ninth not working?"

"Hehe, in my opinion, this so-called Double Eleven should be just a gimmick created by Taobao, it doesn't make any sense at all."

"But I really bought a lot of things. There were a lot of discounts on a lot of things yesterday! Although I don't know what Double Eleven is, it must be a good day!"

"Yes! Double Eleven must be a good day! A day worth carnival!"

On the Internet, although many people do not understand the meaning of Double Eleven, everyone said that it must be a good day.

Otherwise, Taobao will not engage in any promotional activities.

Xiaohui, who got up early in the morning, was immediately happy when he saw these Weibo posts.

Good day?Well...it was a good day indeed.

But to party?Cough cough... Isn't this a bit too much?
He smiled and posted a Weibo: "Double Eleven is indeed a good day! It's a carnival for single dogs!"

Xiaohui's Weibo immediately attracted the attention of a group of people.

Shrimp?

Single dog carnival?
"Xiao Hui is being naughty again, I'm obviously married, why don't I still have a carnival?"

"Why is Double Eleven a carnival for singles?"

"Wait a minute, did you find a problem...Double Eleven! If it is written in Arabic numerals... why do I see it so awkward?"

"Damn it! Aren't these just four bachelors? I get it... A single dog means you've been hit hard!"

"Nimma... I seem to have understood something by accident!"

The masters are always among the folks, and the meaning of Double Eleven was quickly interpreted.

Singles' Day!
At this moment, Taobao was scolded, and was "scolded" by countless single dogs!

"Hey, as a single dog, only Taobao can sympathize with me!"

"Wool! It's nothing at first, but Taobao actually created this kind of crit festival, what the hell... I will be sad every day until Double Eleven..."

"Hey! There is an extra sad day for no reason, why does God treat me like this!"

On the Internet, countless single dogs expressed their hurt.

There are also some loving dogs with targets who come out at a very high time to deal critical damage to single dogs.

"Hahahaha, it's a good thing I got out of the order two days earlier, so I don't have to celebrate the holidays!" Crit +1.

"The hand warmer I bought for my husband yesterday, how long will it take to arrive?" Crit +10.

"Taobao gave away dog ​​food to single dogs. I seem to have accidentally robbed them of their dog food. Here I want to say something... I and my boyfriend are waiting for you to snatch it back!" Crit +99.

"Oh, the hood I bought for my girlfriend this morning might be too small. After all, I can't even hold it with one hand..." Crit +999.

On the Internet, the discussion about Double Eleven has been completely unstoppable.

Singles' Day!Singles!
Words like this began to spread crazily, and countless single dogs said they were seriously injured.

All in all, this festival will slowly integrate into the society from this day on.

Not long after, Xiaohui updated another Weibo.

"Singles don't cry, I have a song for all the singles here! Let's listen to it together!"

A link goes directly to Kuwo Music.

Cool music even cooperated very well and gave a big headline "Genius singer Xiaohui created a love song for all single dogs. Don't miss it!" "

"Actually... I suddenly discovered that being single has good benefits, Xiaohui even wrote songs for us himself!"

"Be envious, beloved dogs!"

Everyone clicked in to see that classmate Xiaohui's song had been uploaded.

""lonely love song"?"

Many people looked at the name and couldn't help but click in.

Then, a burst of music sounded, and Xiaohui's singing came out slowly...

"I who can't catch love~ always watch it slip away~"

"There are happy people everywhere in the world~Why can't I be counted as one~"

……

When the singles listened to Xiaohui's song, they felt a pang of sadness in their hearts.

Thinking about their own love experience, they finally want to ask, why are there so many happy people and they can't count themselves as one?
"Oh, it sounds so helpless, how can Xiao Hui write any song?"

"I want to be in love too!"

"This song is my heartfelt voice, forget about the phone ringtone I brought!"

Afterwards, the download volume of "Single Love Song" began to soar crazily...

Classmate Xiaohui's Weibo messages also slowly began to explode.

A group of singles went to classmate Xiaohui's Weibo and began to express their complaints.

"Xiaohui, are you here to deliver critical hits on Double Eleven? It's a shame I've been a fan of you for so long!"

"No love, it sounds so sad...I'd better go to Taobao to buy my hands."

"Xiaohui, how did you write this song? I know, but you are actually single like me!"

"Why don't we stay together, I don't mind if you are a man..."

Looking at all kinds of messages, Xiaohui felt a little better.

"Xiaohui, you are so good at single love songs!" Huang Zhenlei gave Xiaohui a thumbs up.

"I don't understand how you wrote it, but you are really good at it!" Qin Xiangfeng walked to Xiaohui's side and patted Xiaohui on the shoulder.

"There are so many girls around you, why are you still single? Could it be that you...can't do it?" Lin Xiaoguang walked over and looked at Xiaohui with a strange expression.

"Get out!" Xiaohui kicked him away.

The people in the dormitory laughed even more.

The Double Eleven carnival passed quickly, and Taobao's sales also slowly came out.

The sales of tens of millions a day really surprised countless netizens.

Taobao and this Double Eleven event have also been regarded as a typical case by countless companies and colleges, and analyzed by countless people.

Time passed slowly like this for a week.

Just as the popularity of "Hokage" was slowly decreasing, Xiaohui received a call.

"Aunt Liu? How's it going?"

"Really? "Naruto" has landed in country R? That's good! I know..." Xiaohui smiled slightly, is it finally coming?