Global live broadcast, start off angry green tea bitch

"puff……"

While everyone was waiting patiently, a clear, loud and extremely flavorful voice appeared in the live broadcast room.

"???"

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"???"

"What kind of voice is this, why is it so familiar."

"Puff puff……"

"Puff puff……"

"..."

A symphony sounded, and the sound became more and more loud.

The audience understood now that it was farting.

President Big M took the lead in farting, with no image, all of them pouted their buttocks, and fired at the sky there.

"Ugh... why did you let me watch this... I feel offended."

"It's disgusting, how can they fart in public, I'm going to spit out my overnight meal."

"Have you noticed that there is a faint yellow in the air, vomit..."

"You are not kind, why do you describe it? I feel sick even through the screen."

"..."

The chef's medicine has worked, and its power is really extraordinary. In such a short period of time, I don't know how many cannonballs have been fired.

The most important thing is that someone seems to have jumped out of something, permeating the air, polluting the air into a pale yellow.

What the audience saw was disgusting, but President Big M felt very uncomfortable, clutching his stomach, with a ferocious expression on his face.

"My stomach hurts, why is it so painful, who has paper, who has paper, give me some paper quickly."

"There is no paper, and our stomach hurts. I can't do it anymore. I have to go to the toilet."

"Hua Guo must be harming us. There is something wrong with their food, their stomach hurts, puff..."

"..."

One person's stomachache may be due to acclimatization, but for everyone's stomachache, it means there is a problem with the food.

During this period of time, they only ate Huaguo's food, and now they have stomach troubles.

"It's too despicable to harm us like this."

"It's useless to say these things now, whoever has paper, please give me some paper, I need to go to the toilet."

"I can't hold it anymore. What kind of paper do you want? Go to the beach and wash it with sea water. No one will bring paper when we go out."

"It makes sense, let's form a group."

"..."

A group of people squatted on the beach in unison, with their backs facing the sea, wantonly swaying their breath.

"It's so refreshing, it feels like a thousand miles away."

"It's really comfortable, Mr. President, you can come too, don't hold back, your health is bad if you suffocate, and no one will see it anyway, so come on and let it go."

Seeing that the people under him were relieved, President Big M couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to the beach in a hurry.

"Pfft... ah... cool..."

But when President Big M was wreaking havoc on his life, Dahai gave him a carbine.

Maybe the sea can't stand his smell.

He rushed over to him directly with profit.

"???"

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"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, is this the sea's revenge?"

"Let you shit and fart in the sea, you will be punished, nature will not spoil you."

"Poor President Big M, when it happened that he was here, the sea was surging, and it was disgusting to look at, with Aolige on his head and body."

"..."

Feeling Olige on his body, President Big M's face became ugly, and he reached out and touched his face, it was very smelly.

"Give me your clothes."

"That President, I'm cold, you..."

"Give me clothes."

The furious president still had three points of majesty, and the people under him could only take off their clothes in aggrieved manner, and asked the president to wipe the origi on his body.

"Give me your coat and your trousers."

President Big M didn't want to smell bad on his body, so he put together one piece and another, and barely changed his outfit.

"Hua Guo, Hua Guo, I will never end with you."

"Are you sure you and Huaguo are not finished? I don't want to leave enemies for myself."

Just as President Big M was screaming in the sky, a helicopter flew over their heads.

Ye Chen's voice was uploaded from the plane, and of course a machine gun was aimed at them.

"I said, repeat what you just said? I want to see if your mouth is sharper, or my gun is better."

Isn't this nonsense, how could his mouth be comparable to a gun.

President Big M's mouth began to twitch, forcing a smile on his ferocious face, which made people feel disgusted.

"Just kidding, if it was just a joke just now, don't take it seriously, we still have a good impression of Huaguo."

"Really?"

"Really, truer than gold."

He is a manly man, capable of bending and stretching, but now his form is not as good as that of a human being, so bear with it for a while, and when he finds an opportunity, he will definitely retaliate fiercely.

"Since you have such a good impression of Hua Guo, then give me a kowtow, and I will believe it if you kowtow."

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"Good guy, is this the way Huaguo does things? Do you have a crush on Huaguo? Kowtow to prove it."

"It's still Ye Chen's coquettish show. He actually made President M kowtow in front of so many people in the live broadcast room. It's a rare event in a thousand years."

"The betting is on, will President Big M kneel, kneel, buy 1 and pay 0.00000000001, if you don't kneel: buy 1 and pay 100000."

"No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. Kneel."

"Just take a gamble. If you don't kneel, it's only one yuan. If you can afford it, if President Big M is really tough, then you can make a profit."

"When countless machine guns are pointed at your head, I see how tough you are, so you kneel down."

After hearing Ye Chen's words, the veins on President Big M's forehead burst out.

He is the majestic president of M, an existence above tens of thousands of people. In the past, no one even dared to say a serious word to him.

As a result, Ye Chen made him kneel down.

How is this possible? He represents Big M, and his backbone cannot be broken.

"Crack..."

thump.

Accompanied by the sound of the machine gun being loaded, President Big M didn't even hesitate, and fell to his knees directly on the ground with a plop.

"Don't shoot, don't shoot, I love Huaguo very much, and the friendship between us will last forever."

"I'm kneeling, I'm kneeling, don't shoot, don't aim at me, it won't be fun if it goes off."

"Hua Guo pays attention to one step and three kowtows. I will give you nine kowtows, but you must not shoot."

The moment the machine gun was loaded, all the spine and dignity disappeared.

Everything is inferior, only life is superior.

Preserving your own life is more important than anything else.

"What are you looking at, quickly kneel down and kowtow, if you want to die, don't implicate me."

Frightened by Ye Chen, all the people started to kowtow, bowing to a helicopter non-stop.

"Look, it scares you, fake guns, just to tease you, I just want to see how friendly you are to China, I didn't expect you to take it seriously, it's true"