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Zhen Jian was caught off guard and was pushed down by Liu Xinyao. He sat down on the beach and fell on his back.

"Hey hey..." Sun Tianlei and Wang Xiaoqiang grinned and gloated.

Zhen Jian got up quickly, pretending to be happy: "Yaoyao, you finally woke up!"

Liu Xinyao shielded her chest and asked angrily, "Why are you bullying me?"

Fang Yuan explained: "Yaoyao, Zhen Jian didn't bully you, he was giving you artificial respiration!"

"What? Artificial respiration?" Liu Xinyao was extremely astonished, and hurriedly raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth.

Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Actually, Sister Fang Yuan should give you artificial respiration, but you were choked by the sea water, and the situation is very critical. I have no choice but to go to battle myself!"

After Liu Xinyao listened, her eyebrows slightly stretched, and her face softened a little.

Fang Yuan praised: "Zhen Jian did a great job, very professional."

Wang Xiaoqiang apologized, and patted Zhen Jian on the shoulder: "Brother, well done! I blamed you just now!"

Zhen Jian put on a magnanimous look: "It doesn't matter, those who don't know are innocent."

Ding!The system starts: "Congratulations! Successfully complete the task of saving the beauties as a hero, and reward you with 500 points!"

Liu Xinyao brushed her long wet hair from her forehead, remembering the reason why she fell into the water before, she asked angrily: "At that time, I caught a lobster, why did you pull it back, causing me to fall into the sea?"

Zhen Jian already had a countermeasure. He pretended to be helpless and said: "The lobster's pincers suddenly clamped my hand, and it hurt so badly that I couldn't stand still..."

There was a good reason for this, Liu Xinyao understood the power of lobster claws, so she couldn't help but extinguish her anger.

Sun Tianlei said solemnly: "Student Zhen Jian, the hero who saved the beauty deserves praise..."

"Captain!" Fang Yuan interrupted Sun Tianlei, "Have you found the spring yet?"

Sun Tianlei's expression was displeased, and then he sighed and shrugged: "One step too late, the red team took the lead to occupy the territory."

Wang Xiaoqiang yelled: "The red team is too cunning, they followed a wild lynx and found a spring in the woods."

Zhen Jian's heart twitched slightly, because Wang Lidan was a member of the red team.

Li Ziyi hurriedly asked, "Where's the green team?"

Sun Tianlei said: "People from the green team went to the east of the island and continued to look for spring water."

Fang Yuan asked, "Why don't you and Xiaoqiang go?"

Sun Tianlei said with a smile: "Wang Bo is the captain of the green team. His relationship with me is like a brother. After finding the spring water, he will definitely share it with me!"

Wang Bo, a three-dwelling star of film and television songs, often cooperates with Sun Tianlei.

Fang Yuan curled her lips: "Wang Bo is our competitor! On the battlefield, brothers will turn against each other! Captain, you can't be emotional and miss the best opportunity to find spring water!"

Sun Tianlei shook his head and said conceitedly: "You think too badly of Wang Bo, he must take care of me..."

Suddenly, Liu Xinyao jumped up and asked softly, "Zhen Jian, where is the big lobster?"

Reminiscing about the wonderful feeling of kissing Liu Xinyao, Zhen Jian had long forgotten about the big lobster, and he was stunned: "The lobster? I...I threw it on the beach..."

rub!I saw Wang Xiaoqiang ran five or six meters away like a rabbit, found the crawling lobster, grabbed it, and handed it to Sun Tianlei.

Liu Xinyao yelled, "Lobster is my dinner!"

Sun Tianlei laughed mischievously: "As a team, we should not distinguish between each other."

At this moment, Fang Yuan exclaimed in a shrill voice: "Oops! Someone stole the coconut!"

Zhen Jian immediately turned his head and saw three contestants standing under the coconut tree, busy picking up coconuts.

Sun Tianlei hurriedly asked: "Fang Yuan, did you just pick those coconuts?"

Fang Yuan said: "That's right, Ziyi and I donated our skirts to make two ropes for Zhen Ji to climb trees to pick coconuts!"

Sun Tianlei glanced at Fang Yuan's grass skirt, then at Li Ziyi's long legs, and praised with a smirk: "The sacrifice you two made is really great!"

"Hurry up and protect the coconut!" Fang Yuan hurried to the coconut tree.

Zhen Jian arrived under the tree and recognized Huang Shulei and Chen Hao from the red team. The female team member bent her back to the crowd and couldn't see her face.

Huang Shulei, a 40-year-old uncle, is a professor at the Film Academy and temporarily serves as the captain; Chen Hao, a male artist who has been involved in various variety shows, has had scandalous scandals.

Fang Yuan asked intentionally, "Professor Huang, what are you busy with?"

Huang Shulei said with a smile: "We were lucky. We found some fresh coconuts and picked them up to drink as a drink, which can replenish our energy and nutrition."

Just got the spring water, this guy is full of confidence, he doesn't lie without blinking an eye.

Fang Yuan's willow eyebrows raised: "It's amazing, coconuts grow on trees, will they fall by themselves?"

Huang Shulei kicked the coconut, and said happily: "You don't understand, don't you? According to the growth law of coconuts, after they are mature, they will fall to the ground naturally! Look, the outer skin of coconuts is thick and soft. The purpose is to protect the fruit from falling. It will not shatter, and prevent the intrusion of moisture!"

Worthy of being a professor, he shows off his knowledge and makes unreasonable words.

Zhen Jian stepped forward and looked directly into Huang Shulei's eyes: "Even if the coconuts are ripe and fall to the ground automatically, how can they get together obediently? Could it be that they have grown legs?"

Huang Shulei chuckled: "Student, you should understand that nature is very wonderful, as the saying goes, like attracts like!"

Fuck!Zhen Jian cursed furiously in his heart, wishing he could jump up and kick Huang Shulei, and slap him a few more times!

When an uneducated person lies, it appears naive and ridiculous; when an educated person lies, it appears despicable and shameless.

Sun Tianlei's face darkened: "Professor Huang, these coconuts were picked by Zhen Jian and Fang Yuan. It's not appropriate for you to steal them quietly?"

Huang Shulei pretended to be shocked: "You picked it? What kind of international joke! This is clearly the blessing of nature! Moreover, we did not steal it, it belongs to taking it openly!"

Nima, the professor of Tangtang Film Academy, is so cheeky!

Zhen Jian was furious and clenched his fists.

The female team members who were busy picking coconuts finally stood up, twisted their waists and turned around: "What evidence can prove that you picked them?"

This pretty girl is named Liu Yan'er, a star and host. She has a proud bust and is known as the goddess of housekeeping.

"Evidence?" Fang Yuan sneered, and reprimanded contemptuously, "Trying to get something for nothing, what shit qualifications do you have to ask for evidence?"

"You...you speak so rudely!" Liu Yan'er was so angry that her mouth was crooked.

Fang Yuan retorted: "How can you be civilized, pretending to be pure show!"

Zhen Jian couldn't help being curious, Fang Yuan and Liu Yan'er pointed at Maimang, could it be that there is a festival between the two?

Ding!The system starts up again!

"New mission! To curry favor with Liu Yan'er in public, and give her all the coconuts she picked!"

Kacha, Zhen Jian seemed to be struck by a sharp lightning bolt, Lei De was tender inside and outside, almost swearing.

Just gaining Fang Yuan's favor, but cursing Liu Yan'er so cheaply, doesn't that mean all previous efforts have been wasted?

However, Liu Yan'er's figure is alluring, and it's worth being cheap for her.

The question is, how not to anger Fang Yuan?

Zhen Jian turned his mind quickly, beads of sweat rolled down his cheeks...