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Facing Fang Yuan and Sun Tianlei with ulterior motives, Zhen Jian's mind turned quickly, and he quickly came up with a countermeasure.

He said in a calm tone: "Two big guys, there is no need to argue about such a trivial matter, lest it affect the unity and make the green team laugh."

Fang Yuan retorted in a high-pitched voice: "Although things are small, they can reflect a person's quality and self-cultivation! Zhen Jian, stop rambling, assign them quickly!"

It's a pun, not only reprimanding Sun Tianlei, but also implying Zhen Jian-if you are biased and partial, it means that there is something wrong with your character!

Zhen Jian smiled lightly: "Actually, it's very easy to allocate. The six of us, in groups of two, take turns sleeping in this tent every day."

Wang Xiaoqiang asked in surprise: "Sleep together in a group of men and women? Isn't it appropriate?"

Zhen Jian frowned: "Xiaoqiang, you look honest and honest on the surface, but your mind is not healthy. Why do you always think about things between men and women and lower the overall quality of our team?"

After becoming the captain, Zhen Jian's words and deeds must become a little stronger in order to conform to the leader's demeanor, otherwise there will be no deterrence and it will be difficult to lead the team.

Wang Xiaoqiang scratched his head: "I...I didn't think about that kind of thing..."

Fang Yuan rolled her eyes, and said impatiently, "Zhen Jian, stop being so cheap and talkative, and get straight to the point!"

Zhen Jian coughed dryly, and then said: "I plan to divide in this way, please give us your valuable opinions! I am in the same group as Lei Ge, and Liu Xinyao is in the same group as Li Ziyi. How about it?"

Liu Xinyao nodded, and Li Ziyi did not object.

Sun Tianlei reached out and patted Zhen Jian's shoulder, and said with a smile: "I like to snore when I sleep, and I also like to talk in my sleep. Don't be disgusted."

Wang Xiaoqiang hurriedly asked: "What about me? With whom?"

Zhen Jian said: "You sleep with Sister Fang Yuan!"

Wang Xiaoqiang's eyes widened: "What? Sister Fang Yuan and I... slept..."

Fang Yuan also turned pale with shock: "Zhen Jian, what are you talking nonsense about, messy matching!"

Sun Tianlei laughed straight, gloating at other people's misfortune, and fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Zhen Jian pretended to be serious: "Everyone knows that Xiaoqiang is more honest and respects Sister Fang Yuan more. You two sleep in the same tent. I don't think there will be any scandals, right?"

Wang Xiaoqiang is timid, so of course he dare not touch Fang Yuan.

No matter how hungry Fang Yuan is, it is impossible for her to be interested in Wang Xiaoqiang.

"No! No!" Fang Yuan objected sharply, "I won't sleep in the tent with Xiaoqiang!"

Zhen Jian's thick eyebrows raised slightly: "No matter how you match three men and three women, there must always be a pair of men and women, otherwise, I can't arrange it! Sister Fang Yuan, it's actually the most suitable for you and Xiaoqiang to be in a group! Otherwise, you can consider Lei Brother? Or, choose me?"

When Fang Yuan heard it, her head shook like a rattle: "It doesn't work either..."

Zhen Jian raised his voice on purpose: "Sister Fang Yuan! You are a famous host with both virtue and skill. You are deeply loved by the audience and netizens, and you have tens of millions of fans. You should be virtuous, actively cooperate with my work, and don't worry about everything!"

Fang Yuan was so angry that she wanted to embarrass Zhen Jian, but in the end he took part of the army and couldn't step down.

"Xiaoqiang snores while sleeping, like thunder, I can't stand it!"

Fang Yuan yelled unhappily, making excuses for herself.

Wang Xiaoqiang retorted instinctively: "You snore even when you sleep, it's so loud that you can hear it from 20 meters away!"

"You're talking nonsense! I never snore in my sleep!"

Fang Yuan pointed at Wang Xiaoqiang's nose, her brows were bristling with anger, her almond eyes were wide open, in the light of the fire, she looked like a vicious dominatrix.

"I'm not talking nonsense. I woke up to pee last night. I could hear you clearly. Your snoring is really loud..."

Wang Xiaoqiang defended, not daring to look at Fang Yuan directly, his voice became weaker and weaker.

Fang Yuan's face flushed red, she was so annoyed that she almost went crazy!
Her posture clearly said: Don't tarnish my goddess image!
Seeing Fang Yuan's panic-stricken look, Zhen Jian felt secretly refreshed.

Haha, playing tricks with Lao Tzu, let you shoot yourself in the foot with a stone, cry without tears!
Li Ziyi hurriedly smoothed things over: "Fang Yuan, don't be angry, you don't want to sleep in the tent with Xiaoqiang, then please ask Zhen Jian to reassign them."

Zhen Jian pretended to be deep in thought, and then said, "Okay, Sister Fang Yuan and Sister Ziyi will sleep together."

Fang Yuan snorted, but the anger in her eyes was still alive.

Wang Xiaoqiang hurriedly asked: "What about me? What about Yaoyao?"

Zhen Jian said: "You sleep with Brother Lei, and I sleep with Yaoyao."

"What?" Liu Xinyao asked with wide eyes, surprised, "You... you and me?"

At this moment, Xiaohua's nose seemed to still have the fragrance of the enchanting and passionate grass. When she heard that she was sleeping with Zhen Jian, her heartbeat involuntarily accelerated, and her face flushed slightly.

The night is long, and the lover is in love with the concubine. What if I can't control myself?
Sun Tianlei's smile was extremely ambiguous: "Zhen Jian, is it safe for you to sleep with Liu Xinyao?"

Zhen Jian replied solemnly: "It's very safe. We have teamed up to catch poisonous snakes. We have a tacit understanding and experience. We must be happy and harmonious together!"

"Stop talking..." Liu Xinyao's face was bright red, she was very shy, and she had long lost her former aggressiveness.

Sun Tianlei said twice: "Besides, this two-person tent is not soundproof at all!"

Liu Xinyao raised her fist and beat Sun Tianlei on the shoulder: "I hate it! You still say it!"

Fang Yuan took the opportunity to taunt: "Zhen Jian, you can't use your power for personal gain and create benefits for yourself just after you become the captain."

Zhen Jian waved his hand: "Hey, I was joking just now, to be active! Now, let me explain solemnly to everyone that although I'm in the same group as Liu Xinyao, I don't sleep with her."

Liu Xinyao was stunned suddenly: "What...what do you mean?"

Zhen Jian puffed up his chest, and said righteously: "I am young and full of energy. I am excited when I see the school girl. I will sleep in the same tent with you. I must not be able to control some kind of impulse, which will lead to mistakes! So, you enjoy the two-person tent alone. I'm still in my straw hut."

This force pretends to be majestic, truly high-spirited and selfless.

After hearing this, Liu Xinyao couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, but deep in her heart, there was a faint flash of disappointment.

Li Ziyi smiled: "Student Zhen Jian, your mouth is cheap, but your heart is not cheap."

Zhen Jian looked directly at the excellent career line of the female president: "Sister Ziyi, I am flattered by such a high evaluation!"

Sun Tianlei asked: "Tonight, which group will sleep in a double tent first?"

Zhen Jian replied without thinking: "Ladies first, let Fang Yuan and Li Ziyi go to bed first!"

Sun Tianlei nodded and stopped raising objections.

Finally, a farce was settled by Zhen Jian, and the team members rested separately.

The bright moon is in the sky, the stars are shining, the night is romantic, and the sea breeze is cool.

Zhen Jian walked to Liu Xinyao's side and asked with a smile, "Yaoyao, are you still going for a walk?"