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Chapter 316 The Most Handsome and Awesome Person
Yi Ni was holding the anti-wolf electric shock baton tightly, and Li Ziyi was holding a leather whip. The two stood on the left and right of Zhen Jian.
Huang Shulei took a look and asked in surprise: "Zhen Jian, you... what do you want to do?"
Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "I have reached an agreement with the looters, as long as I order you to do one thing, the looters will let us pass!"
Huang Shulei was stunned for a moment: "A deal? What are you doing?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Although our two teams are competitors, I can't help the predators bully you! Therefore, I think twice and ask you to do a completely reasonable thing."
Huang Shulei couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and nodded amiably.
Zhen Jian continued: "Before, Wang Lidan strongly demanded to try 'Fried Quail Eggs with Mosquito Repellent Grass', but unfortunately, she flinched and gave up! Therefore, I used the juice of mosquito repellent grass to make a bottle of refreshing and delicious mosquito repellent water. Fulfill your wish!"
After hearing this, Wang Lidan shook her head in fright: "Oh my god, I don't have such a wish. I won't drink it, I won't drink it..."
Zhen Jian asked: "Huang Mingshou, is my request unreasonable? Is it harsh?"
Huang Shulei's expression was slightly embarrassed: "It's reasonable, not harsh... But, as a girl, Wang Lidan has a weak stomach and can't stand the smell of mosquito repellent..."
Zhen Jian took out the bottle and held it up high: "Look, the smell of the mosquito repellent has faded after being diluted by the spring water."
Seeing the faint green liquid, Wang Lidan frowned, subconsciously hiding beside Peng Yuyan.
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to say: "If Wang Lidan doesn't want to drink, people from your team can replace it! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude, once I get mad, even I will be so scared!"
Huang Shulei hurriedly winked at Chen Hao, telling him to be brave enough to contribute.
Unexpectedly, Chen Hao's head was shaking like a rattle, and he found an excuse to decline: "Professor Huang, I am allergic to mosquito repellent water. After drinking it, my whole body is itchy and has red bumps. I can't continue to participate in the competition!"
Huang Shulei looked at Liu Yan'er and Zheng Shuang again, they shook their heads quickly and refused without hesitation.
"Alas..." Huang Shulei sighed, and said hypocritically, "Actually, I'm also allergic to mosquito repellent water..."
In the end, everyone turned their attention to Peng Yuyan, hoping that he could turn the tide.
Zhen Jian's heartbeat speeded up quietly, waiting for Peng Yuyan to take the bait...
Snapped!Li Ziyi slammed the whip, and the beauty CEO's movements were quite chic.
Yi Ni pressed the anti-wolf electric shock baton and made a creepy "sizzling" sound...
Zhen Jian kept his face straight on purpose, and asked sharply: "Wang Lidan! Are you drinking or not?"
"I won't drink it! I won't drink it!" Wang Lidan wept bitterly, but she insisted on refusing, unwilling to compromise.
Zhen Jian gave a thumbs up: "Okay, have backbone! In this case, Huang Mingshou, prepare to accept the fate of failure!"
Huang Shulei reprimanded him with extreme displeasure: "Wang Lidan! You are too delicate! Chen Hao, you are too hypocritical! Peng Yuyan, you..."
"Stop talking!" Peng Yuyan took a step forward, "I'll drink it!"
Zhen Jian was secretly happy, but pretended to hesitate: "You drink?"
Peng Yuyan said firmly: "That's right! I will replace Wang Lidan!"
"Okay! He's a pure man!" Zhen Jian handed the bottle to Peng Yuyan, "Drink it all, don't leave a drop!"
Peng Yuyan reached out to hold the bottle, unscrewed the cap, and poured it with his neck up!
goo-dong... goo-dong...
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to praise: "Cheerful! He is indeed the most handsome and powerful man in the red team!"
Yi Ni deliberately asked: "The most handsome and powerful man in the red team should be Professor Huang, right?"
Zhen Jian sneered: "Yellow Calling Beast? He has a false name. He usually looks very smart, but in an emergency he looks very cowardly."
Listening to the sarcasm, the muscles on Huang Shulei's face trembled, his expression embarrassed.
Yi Ni continued: "I think only the most handsome and powerful man is suitable to be the captain of the red team!"
Li Ziyi said: "I agree, just like our blue team, the most handsome and best man is Zhen Jian!"
Huang Shulei's forehead was sweating, and his eyes were almost on fire.
Peng Yuyan drank the green spring water and asked with a smile, "Zhen Jian, can we go?"
Zhen Jian said, "Yes, please walk slowly."
Liu Yan'er asked curiously: "Aren't you leaving?"
Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "Fang Yuan and Liu Tao have a stomach ache, they need some convenience."
Huang Shulei immediately waved, lifted the stretcher, and directed the red team to set off, wishing to reach the finish line immediately.
Seeing Peng Yuyan's back, Zhen Jian's heart blossomed with joy.
Not surprisingly, within 10 minutes, Peng Yuyan would suffer from diarrhea.
At this time, Wu Jing came out from behind the boulder, waving his thumbs at Zhen Jian: "You played Huang Shulei and Peng Yuyan around! It's really effortless!"
Zhen Jian stretched out his hand: "Special medicine! Bring it!"
Wu Jing put the small blue medicine bottle into Zhen Jian's hand, and reminded: "Take two pills at a time, within half an hour, you will definitely stop diarrhea!"
Zhen Jian hurriedly handed the medicine to Li Ziyi, and asked her to take care of Fang Yuan and Liu Tao and take the medicine immediately.
Wu Jing smiled and said, "You can go too."
Zhen Jian asked: "How many ambushes are there?"
Wu Jing's bushy eyebrows frowned slightly: "You have already walked more than half of the entire route along the cliff. As for whether there is still an ambush, I don't know."
Fang Yuan despises: "Your words are reliable, sows can climb trees."
Wu Jing laughed loudly: "Whether the sow can climb the tree or not, at least this bottle of medicine is real!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Jing turned around and left, disappearing around the corner...
After Fang Yuan and Liu Tao finished taking the medicine, Zhen Jian gave the order to pick up the stretcher and set off, walking quickly.
This section of the road is rocky and rough.
After walking for 5 minutes, Zhen Jian found that Huang Shulei and the members of the red team were sitting under the cliff to rest.
However, Peng Yuyan was nowhere to be seen.
Zhen Jian thought to himself, could this guy already have diarrhea?
Li Ziyi said: "Professor Huang, your speed is so slow, are you tired after only walking such a short distance?"
Huang Shulei said angrily: "It's all Zhen Jian's fault. He insisted on letting Wang Lidan drink the mosquito repellent water, so Peng Yuyan did it for him. Now his stomach hurts and he can't walk. It's convenient over there!"
Liu Xinyao pretended to be awake: "Oh, Peng Yuyan has diarrhea!"
Wang Lidan said indignantly: "Fortunately I didn't drink, otherwise it would be even worse!"
Chen Hao yelled: "Fortunately, I was smart and didn't drink, so I escaped..."
Zhen Jian put on a serious posture and talked eloquently: "Mosquito repellent is a cold plant, which can stimulate the stomach. If the cold in the body is strong, drinking the mosquito repellent water may cause diarrhea."
Huang Shulei was so angry that his thick eyebrows stood upright: "Why didn't you say it earlier? You deliberately wanted to harm Wang Lidan!"
Zhen Jian was calm and at ease, he had already thought of a countermeasure, and started talking wildly...
Huang Shulei took a look and asked in surprise: "Zhen Jian, you... what do you want to do?"
Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "I have reached an agreement with the looters, as long as I order you to do one thing, the looters will let us pass!"
Huang Shulei was stunned for a moment: "A deal? What are you doing?"
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "Although our two teams are competitors, I can't help the predators bully you! Therefore, I think twice and ask you to do a completely reasonable thing."
Huang Shulei couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and nodded amiably.
Zhen Jian continued: "Before, Wang Lidan strongly demanded to try 'Fried Quail Eggs with Mosquito Repellent Grass', but unfortunately, she flinched and gave up! Therefore, I used the juice of mosquito repellent grass to make a bottle of refreshing and delicious mosquito repellent water. Fulfill your wish!"
After hearing this, Wang Lidan shook her head in fright: "Oh my god, I don't have such a wish. I won't drink it, I won't drink it..."
Zhen Jian asked: "Huang Mingshou, is my request unreasonable? Is it harsh?"
Huang Shulei's expression was slightly embarrassed: "It's reasonable, not harsh... But, as a girl, Wang Lidan has a weak stomach and can't stand the smell of mosquito repellent..."
Zhen Jian took out the bottle and held it up high: "Look, the smell of the mosquito repellent has faded after being diluted by the spring water."
Seeing the faint green liquid, Wang Lidan frowned, subconsciously hiding beside Peng Yuyan.
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to say: "If Wang Lidan doesn't want to drink, people from your team can replace it! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude, once I get mad, even I will be so scared!"
Huang Shulei hurriedly winked at Chen Hao, telling him to be brave enough to contribute.
Unexpectedly, Chen Hao's head was shaking like a rattle, and he found an excuse to decline: "Professor Huang, I am allergic to mosquito repellent water. After drinking it, my whole body is itchy and has red bumps. I can't continue to participate in the competition!"
Huang Shulei looked at Liu Yan'er and Zheng Shuang again, they shook their heads quickly and refused without hesitation.
"Alas..." Huang Shulei sighed, and said hypocritically, "Actually, I'm also allergic to mosquito repellent water..."
In the end, everyone turned their attention to Peng Yuyan, hoping that he could turn the tide.
Zhen Jian's heartbeat speeded up quietly, waiting for Peng Yuyan to take the bait...
Snapped!Li Ziyi slammed the whip, and the beauty CEO's movements were quite chic.
Yi Ni pressed the anti-wolf electric shock baton and made a creepy "sizzling" sound...
Zhen Jian kept his face straight on purpose, and asked sharply: "Wang Lidan! Are you drinking or not?"
"I won't drink it! I won't drink it!" Wang Lidan wept bitterly, but she insisted on refusing, unwilling to compromise.
Zhen Jian gave a thumbs up: "Okay, have backbone! In this case, Huang Mingshou, prepare to accept the fate of failure!"
Huang Shulei reprimanded him with extreme displeasure: "Wang Lidan! You are too delicate! Chen Hao, you are too hypocritical! Peng Yuyan, you..."
"Stop talking!" Peng Yuyan took a step forward, "I'll drink it!"
Zhen Jian was secretly happy, but pretended to hesitate: "You drink?"
Peng Yuyan said firmly: "That's right! I will replace Wang Lidan!"
"Okay! He's a pure man!" Zhen Jian handed the bottle to Peng Yuyan, "Drink it all, don't leave a drop!"
Peng Yuyan reached out to hold the bottle, unscrewed the cap, and poured it with his neck up!
goo-dong... goo-dong...
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to praise: "Cheerful! He is indeed the most handsome and powerful man in the red team!"
Yi Ni deliberately asked: "The most handsome and powerful man in the red team should be Professor Huang, right?"
Zhen Jian sneered: "Yellow Calling Beast? He has a false name. He usually looks very smart, but in an emergency he looks very cowardly."
Listening to the sarcasm, the muscles on Huang Shulei's face trembled, his expression embarrassed.
Yi Ni continued: "I think only the most handsome and powerful man is suitable to be the captain of the red team!"
Li Ziyi said: "I agree, just like our blue team, the most handsome and best man is Zhen Jian!"
Huang Shulei's forehead was sweating, and his eyes were almost on fire.
Peng Yuyan drank the green spring water and asked with a smile, "Zhen Jian, can we go?"
Zhen Jian said, "Yes, please walk slowly."
Liu Yan'er asked curiously: "Aren't you leaving?"
Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "Fang Yuan and Liu Tao have a stomach ache, they need some convenience."
Huang Shulei immediately waved, lifted the stretcher, and directed the red team to set off, wishing to reach the finish line immediately.
Seeing Peng Yuyan's back, Zhen Jian's heart blossomed with joy.
Not surprisingly, within 10 minutes, Peng Yuyan would suffer from diarrhea.
At this time, Wu Jing came out from behind the boulder, waving his thumbs at Zhen Jian: "You played Huang Shulei and Peng Yuyan around! It's really effortless!"
Zhen Jian stretched out his hand: "Special medicine! Bring it!"
Wu Jing put the small blue medicine bottle into Zhen Jian's hand, and reminded: "Take two pills at a time, within half an hour, you will definitely stop diarrhea!"
Zhen Jian hurriedly handed the medicine to Li Ziyi, and asked her to take care of Fang Yuan and Liu Tao and take the medicine immediately.
Wu Jing smiled and said, "You can go too."
Zhen Jian asked: "How many ambushes are there?"
Wu Jing's bushy eyebrows frowned slightly: "You have already walked more than half of the entire route along the cliff. As for whether there is still an ambush, I don't know."
Fang Yuan despises: "Your words are reliable, sows can climb trees."
Wu Jing laughed loudly: "Whether the sow can climb the tree or not, at least this bottle of medicine is real!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Jing turned around and left, disappearing around the corner...
After Fang Yuan and Liu Tao finished taking the medicine, Zhen Jian gave the order to pick up the stretcher and set off, walking quickly.
This section of the road is rocky and rough.
After walking for 5 minutes, Zhen Jian found that Huang Shulei and the members of the red team were sitting under the cliff to rest.
However, Peng Yuyan was nowhere to be seen.
Zhen Jian thought to himself, could this guy already have diarrhea?
Li Ziyi said: "Professor Huang, your speed is so slow, are you tired after only walking such a short distance?"
Huang Shulei said angrily: "It's all Zhen Jian's fault. He insisted on letting Wang Lidan drink the mosquito repellent water, so Peng Yuyan did it for him. Now his stomach hurts and he can't walk. It's convenient over there!"
Liu Xinyao pretended to be awake: "Oh, Peng Yuyan has diarrhea!"
Wang Lidan said indignantly: "Fortunately I didn't drink, otherwise it would be even worse!"
Chen Hao yelled: "Fortunately, I was smart and didn't drink, so I escaped..."
Zhen Jian put on a serious posture and talked eloquently: "Mosquito repellent is a cold plant, which can stimulate the stomach. If the cold in the body is strong, drinking the mosquito repellent water may cause diarrhea."
Huang Shulei was so angry that his thick eyebrows stood upright: "Why didn't you say it earlier? You deliberately wanted to harm Wang Lidan!"
Zhen Jian was calm and at ease, he had already thought of a countermeasure, and started talking wildly...
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