The city's best teasing system
Chapter 445
Seeing Reba's slightly embarrassed look, Zhen Jian almost laughed out loud.
Liu Tao continued: "Since morning, Zhen Jian and Tang Yan have been busy throwing stones at fish! Reba, if you go fishing at the beach now, it's a waste of energy, and you may get sunburned!"
Reba immediately threw away the spear, and blamed: "Zhen Jian! You are so cunning, you deliberately tricked me!"
Zhen Jian shrugged and spread his hands: "It's not that I'm cunning, it's that you're not smart enough!"
"You...hateful..." Reba stomped her feet angrily.
Liu Xinyao stretched out her hand to grab Reba, and said with a smile, "Okay, don't be angry! Zhen Jian is the captain, he has the right to arrange and distribute food, and he won't bully us!"
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to warn: "To be precise, I only bully disobedient players, and I will severely punish those who make trouble!"
Reba rolled her eyes, she calmed down a bit and stopped making noise.
Zhen Jian once again instructed Liu Tao to prepare the cheap special dish "dragon head and phoenix tail" according to the requirements.
Liu Xinyao took Reba's hand and walked into the stone house where Li Ziyi lived before.
Zhen Jian enthusiastically helped, arranging the grass bed and pillows.
Reba asked curiously: "Yaoyao, why are you wearing grass skirts and chest wraps? What about clothes and skirts?"
Liu Xinyao said angrily: "All our girls' clothes were snatched by looters and all were burned!"
When Reba heard this, she subconsciously protected her neckline: "It's so cruel...I...do I want to wear a grass skirt too?"
Zhen Jian glanced at Miao Reba's slender waist and long legs, and kindly reminded: "You'd better put it on in advance, so as not to be bullied by predators, make a fool of yourself in public, and feast the eyes of netizens."
Reba frowned slightly, looking at Liu Xinyao's grass skirt: "I...I don't know how to weave skirts..."
Liu Xinyao said, "Don't worry, after lunch, I'll help you weave grass skirts and wrap your breasts."
Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Make it longer, don't make it too short! Otherwise, I will look at Reba every day, and I will easily make mistakes."
Reba stood beside Liu Xinyao, hostile to Zhen Jian like a rogue against odor: "You looked like a captain just now, why are you becoming so cheap now?"
Liu Xinyao joked, "This is Zhen Jian's real face. Whenever he sees a pretty girl, he likes to play cheap!"
Zhen Jian puffed out his chest, and said solemnly: "Don't be fooled by my cheap appearance, in fact, I am a man with a valiant heart!"
Reba twitched the corners of her mouth: "Bah! You're boastful! You're not ashamed!"
Zhen Jian said in a deep voice: "The most outstanding advantage of me is that my skin is thick enough!"
"My god..." Reba scratched her arm, "Captain Zhen, not only are you out of standard, you're out of style, you're also so cheap that I get goosebumps!"
Zhen Jian said: "I have even lower skills, I will let you learn them when I have time!"
Reba's eyes widened in astonishment: "Student Yaoyao, is this guy out of his mind? Apart from playing cheap, what other shameless behaviors does he have? Will he be a hooligan?"
Liu Xinyao giggled and said, "You can experience it slowly."
Reba said arrogantly: "If Zhen Jian dares to play hooligans, I will not be polite to him! I am not as gentlemanly as Wu Ge..."
"Wu Ge?" Zhen Jian was taken aback, "That day, I hit Wu Ge's nose at the beach, and you broadcast it live on the Internet, did you see that?"
Reba didn't answer, she snorted again: "Listen clearly, be polite to me! Otherwise, I'll make you go all the way!"
"Haha! I'll wait and see!" Zhen Jian laughed wildly, and left the stone house gracefully...
At this time, Liu Tao has prepared two fish heads and two fish tails.
Yi Ni cut the coconut meat into small cubes, and Fang Yuan squatted next to the cage to feed the quail and squirrels.
The kitten is lying under the coconut tree, calling "meow meow meow", staring at the eight sea fish hanging above.
Suddenly, a loud whistle came from the seaside, and Zhen Jian was shocked!
Liu Tao stopped busy and said excitedly: "The special guest is here."
Zhen Jian thought for a while, then walked under the coconut tree, looked around, and found a small lump of cat feces.
He immediately picked up a shell, quickly fiddled with cat feces into the shell, then wrapped it tightly with leaves and put it in the pocket of his shorts.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian led the five female team members to the beach.
I saw a red yacht parked beside the white yacht, and the guests were busy carrying various items.
The staff of the program group have already built a simple stove and barbecue rack near the three sun umbrellas, and prepared the corresponding tools for the noon dinner.
The red team and the green team also came one after another, carrying all kinds of food and fresh water for drinking.
Everyone stood side by side, laughing and applauding, to welcome the six special guests.
Zhou Yunqian was wearing a light blue chiffon skirt with black and beautiful long hair, and the skirt danced with the wind, gracefully like a fairy.
Beside her stood a tall and handsome guy.
This kid is at least 1.8 meters five, muscular, with broad shoulders and long legs, wearing cool sunglasses, with a high hooked nose, obviously a mixed race.
Zhen Jian's heart twitched slightly, he should be Zhou Yunqian's younger brother—A Qiang!
The other four special guests appeared in turn, namely: hostile host Jin Xie, nine-ball queen Pan Xiaoting, comedian Guo Degang, and hurdler Liu Xiang.
Wang Bo exclaimed: "Damn it! This lineup is too strong! It's so unexpected!"
Liu Tao said: "Look, even Guo Degang is here to play, which fully demonstrates that the show "The Strongest Survivor" has a great influence!"
Jin Tian said happily: "It's pretty good! When we are bored, we can listen to Guo Degang's stand-up comedy."
Huang Shulei sneered: "I bet, within three days, Guo Degang will quit the show in despair and leave the island!"
Liu Yaner asked curiously: "Why?"
Huang Shulei said: "Because Guo Degang is very afraid of heat!"
Liu Yan'er suddenly realized: "Yes, Lao Guo is really afraid of heat. In summer, he sweats even if he moves a little, so he can only stay in the air-conditioned room."
Zhen Jian stared at Pan Xiaoting, and felt that she had a beautiful face and a graceful figure, and she was worthy of being the goddess of billiards!
Looking at the "different" Jin Xie again, Zhen Jian immediately ignored it, unwilling to look further.
Director Hu waved his hand to make everyone quiet, and said loudly: "Welcome six special guests, officially landed on the island! They will accompany us to meet the challenges in the future! Next, let each special guest say hello to everyone! "
Wow!The applause was loud.
Guo Degang walked over first, and said with a smile: "Hi everyone! I am Guo Degang! Today, I am honored to participate in..."
Suddenly, a seagull flew over and dropped a bubble of guano!
Coincidentally, it fell on Guo Degang's shoulder...
Liu Tao continued: "Since morning, Zhen Jian and Tang Yan have been busy throwing stones at fish! Reba, if you go fishing at the beach now, it's a waste of energy, and you may get sunburned!"
Reba immediately threw away the spear, and blamed: "Zhen Jian! You are so cunning, you deliberately tricked me!"
Zhen Jian shrugged and spread his hands: "It's not that I'm cunning, it's that you're not smart enough!"
"You...hateful..." Reba stomped her feet angrily.
Liu Xinyao stretched out her hand to grab Reba, and said with a smile, "Okay, don't be angry! Zhen Jian is the captain, he has the right to arrange and distribute food, and he won't bully us!"
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to warn: "To be precise, I only bully disobedient players, and I will severely punish those who make trouble!"
Reba rolled her eyes, she calmed down a bit and stopped making noise.
Zhen Jian once again instructed Liu Tao to prepare the cheap special dish "dragon head and phoenix tail" according to the requirements.
Liu Xinyao took Reba's hand and walked into the stone house where Li Ziyi lived before.
Zhen Jian enthusiastically helped, arranging the grass bed and pillows.
Reba asked curiously: "Yaoyao, why are you wearing grass skirts and chest wraps? What about clothes and skirts?"
Liu Xinyao said angrily: "All our girls' clothes were snatched by looters and all were burned!"
When Reba heard this, she subconsciously protected her neckline: "It's so cruel...I...do I want to wear a grass skirt too?"
Zhen Jian glanced at Miao Reba's slender waist and long legs, and kindly reminded: "You'd better put it on in advance, so as not to be bullied by predators, make a fool of yourself in public, and feast the eyes of netizens."
Reba frowned slightly, looking at Liu Xinyao's grass skirt: "I...I don't know how to weave skirts..."
Liu Xinyao said, "Don't worry, after lunch, I'll help you weave grass skirts and wrap your breasts."
Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Make it longer, don't make it too short! Otherwise, I will look at Reba every day, and I will easily make mistakes."
Reba stood beside Liu Xinyao, hostile to Zhen Jian like a rogue against odor: "You looked like a captain just now, why are you becoming so cheap now?"
Liu Xinyao joked, "This is Zhen Jian's real face. Whenever he sees a pretty girl, he likes to play cheap!"
Zhen Jian puffed out his chest, and said solemnly: "Don't be fooled by my cheap appearance, in fact, I am a man with a valiant heart!"
Reba twitched the corners of her mouth: "Bah! You're boastful! You're not ashamed!"
Zhen Jian said in a deep voice: "The most outstanding advantage of me is that my skin is thick enough!"
"My god..." Reba scratched her arm, "Captain Zhen, not only are you out of standard, you're out of style, you're also so cheap that I get goosebumps!"
Zhen Jian said: "I have even lower skills, I will let you learn them when I have time!"
Reba's eyes widened in astonishment: "Student Yaoyao, is this guy out of his mind? Apart from playing cheap, what other shameless behaviors does he have? Will he be a hooligan?"
Liu Xinyao giggled and said, "You can experience it slowly."
Reba said arrogantly: "If Zhen Jian dares to play hooligans, I will not be polite to him! I am not as gentlemanly as Wu Ge..."
"Wu Ge?" Zhen Jian was taken aback, "That day, I hit Wu Ge's nose at the beach, and you broadcast it live on the Internet, did you see that?"
Reba didn't answer, she snorted again: "Listen clearly, be polite to me! Otherwise, I'll make you go all the way!"
"Haha! I'll wait and see!" Zhen Jian laughed wildly, and left the stone house gracefully...
At this time, Liu Tao has prepared two fish heads and two fish tails.
Yi Ni cut the coconut meat into small cubes, and Fang Yuan squatted next to the cage to feed the quail and squirrels.
The kitten is lying under the coconut tree, calling "meow meow meow", staring at the eight sea fish hanging above.
Suddenly, a loud whistle came from the seaside, and Zhen Jian was shocked!
Liu Tao stopped busy and said excitedly: "The special guest is here."
Zhen Jian thought for a while, then walked under the coconut tree, looked around, and found a small lump of cat feces.
He immediately picked up a shell, quickly fiddled with cat feces into the shell, then wrapped it tightly with leaves and put it in the pocket of his shorts.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian led the five female team members to the beach.
I saw a red yacht parked beside the white yacht, and the guests were busy carrying various items.
The staff of the program group have already built a simple stove and barbecue rack near the three sun umbrellas, and prepared the corresponding tools for the noon dinner.
The red team and the green team also came one after another, carrying all kinds of food and fresh water for drinking.
Everyone stood side by side, laughing and applauding, to welcome the six special guests.
Zhou Yunqian was wearing a light blue chiffon skirt with black and beautiful long hair, and the skirt danced with the wind, gracefully like a fairy.
Beside her stood a tall and handsome guy.
This kid is at least 1.8 meters five, muscular, with broad shoulders and long legs, wearing cool sunglasses, with a high hooked nose, obviously a mixed race.
Zhen Jian's heart twitched slightly, he should be Zhou Yunqian's younger brother—A Qiang!
The other four special guests appeared in turn, namely: hostile host Jin Xie, nine-ball queen Pan Xiaoting, comedian Guo Degang, and hurdler Liu Xiang.
Wang Bo exclaimed: "Damn it! This lineup is too strong! It's so unexpected!"
Liu Tao said: "Look, even Guo Degang is here to play, which fully demonstrates that the show "The Strongest Survivor" has a great influence!"
Jin Tian said happily: "It's pretty good! When we are bored, we can listen to Guo Degang's stand-up comedy."
Huang Shulei sneered: "I bet, within three days, Guo Degang will quit the show in despair and leave the island!"
Liu Yaner asked curiously: "Why?"
Huang Shulei said: "Because Guo Degang is very afraid of heat!"
Liu Yan'er suddenly realized: "Yes, Lao Guo is really afraid of heat. In summer, he sweats even if he moves a little, so he can only stay in the air-conditioned room."
Zhen Jian stared at Pan Xiaoting, and felt that she had a beautiful face and a graceful figure, and she was worthy of being the goddess of billiards!
Looking at the "different" Jin Xie again, Zhen Jian immediately ignored it, unwilling to look further.
Director Hu waved his hand to make everyone quiet, and said loudly: "Welcome six special guests, officially landed on the island! They will accompany us to meet the challenges in the future! Next, let each special guest say hello to everyone! "
Wow!The applause was loud.
Guo Degang walked over first, and said with a smile: "Hi everyone! I am Guo Degang! Today, I am honored to participate in..."
Suddenly, a seagull flew over and dropped a bubble of guano!
Coincidentally, it fell on Guo Degang's shoulder...
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