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Chapter 472 Three Idiots and One Drama
Lao Guo waved his hand and smiled all over his face: "Wang Bo, don't get me wrong, in fact, you are also very smart!"
At this time, Jin Xing asked loudly: "Lin Siling, who is the member of your green team with weak intelligence?"
Tang Yan immediately raised her hand: "It's me!"
Jin Xing was stunned: "You? Did you make a mistake? It should be Lu Han, right? He can't even solve a few riddles!"
When Lu Han heard this, his expression became embarrassing.
Tang Yan raised her eyebrows slightly: "Everyone calls me silly Baitian, isn't it just a stupid woman?"
Jin Xing smiled sinisterly: "Why do I think that you are very shrewd?"
Tang Yan curled her lips: "Smart? Tch! If I'm smart, will Lin Siling take away the captain's position?"
Guo Degang asked enthusiastically: "Oh? Regarding the position of the captain of the green team, there is also a wonderful story hidden behind it?"
Jin Tian said: "Yes, the story is very exciting, enough for you to weave a classic cross talk."
Guo Degang laughed, his eyes narrowed: "I wish for such a good material! Tonight, I must have a long talk with Lin Siling!"
Lao Guo played tricks and took the opportunity to make fun of Lin Siling.
Wang Bo hurriedly said: "You don't need to talk to Lin Siling, I am the first captain of the green team, and I know the details!"
Guo Degang changed the subject: "Student Zhen Jian, are you sure that Reba is the most retarded member of the blue team?"
Reba frowned slightly, and said angrily, "Mr. Guo, you are mentally handicapped!"
Guo Degang said: "Slip of the tongue, pure slip of the tongue! Reba, you are sick, can you break into the raiders' stronghold and take their weapons?"
Reba tried her best to stand up and exhaled, "I'll try my best...as long as I can reach the predator's camp, I'm halfway there."
Tang Yan said disdainfully: "Hey, you are so confident, you are not stupid at all!"
Reba said: "Don't you know that stupid kids like to pretend to be smart?"
Tang Yan snorted and said no more.
Zhen Jian nodded, and said solemnly: "Reba's words make sense, a fool is like a wise man!"
Guo Degang asked: "Professor Huang, which member of your red team will you send to play?"
Huang Shulei said: "You cute Yingbao! Zhao Liying!"
Jin Tian laughed loudly: "One stupid cute, one stupid cute, plus a silly Baitian, this is tantamount to - idiot story!"
"Shut up!" Tang Yan, Reba and Zhao Liying yelled in unison.
Jin Tian grimaced and continued to snicker.
At this time, an aerial photography drone flew rapidly and hovered in the sky.
Director Hu said: "Tang Yan, Reba, Zhao Liying, the aerial photography drone will lead you to the camp of the predators, and film the whole process of you using your wisdom to deal with the predators."
Zhao Liying hurriedly asked: "Will the predators hit us?"
Director Hu smiled and said, "Absolutely! They are good at using violence, and they are vicious."
Wang Bo looked at Reba's long legs and smiled evilly: "Predators not only beat people, but also like to steal clothes! Reba, Zhao Liying, you two will wear grass skirts soon!"
Zhao Liying said with a smile: "It's okay, everyone wears grass skirts, and we should too! Besides, wearing grass skirts looks pretty, and it fits the theme of survival on an isolated island."
Suddenly, a strong sea breeze blew, and Reba's shoulders shook, as if she couldn't stand still.
Zhen Jian said to Director Hu: "Reba persists in the competition despite her illness. Her spirit is rare. Can I send her to the predator's lair? Then hide in the dark and act as a flower protector? If the predator gets mad, do something. If it's too much, I can rescue it in time!"
Director Hu nodded approvingly: "Well, you are very thoughtful! Well, go and be a flower protector!"
Zhen Jian made a move immediately, hugging Reba by the waist!
Instantly, Reba panicked: "Don't hug me...let me down!"
Zhen Jian smiled and said nothing, but hugged him even tighter, smelling the rich fragrance.
Liu Tao hurriedly said: "Reba, be good, Zhen Jian will take you to the predator's camp as quickly as possible."
Pan Xiaoting announced: "Three 10 minutes, start now!"
Zhen Jian hugged Reba and ran away. Tang Yan took Zhao Liying's hand and followed closely behind.
In a blink of an eye, the four entered the jungle.
Because Zhen Jian ran faster, Reba was shaken dizzily...
Therefore, Zhen Jian took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, and slowed down his pace.
Tang Yan's miraculous power had long since disappeared. She dragged Zhao Liying to follow behind, out of breath from exhaustion.
"Zhen Jian... slow down... wait for us..."
Zhen Jian ignored Tang Yan, and asked as he walked, "Reba, are you sure you can deal with the predators?"
Reba said: "I just came to the island, and I don't know anything about the predators. How can I be sure? I can only fight and rely on luck."
Zhen Jian whispered, "Do you know An Qiya?"
Reba said: "Of course I know her. She is an Internet celebrity in the yoga industry and has also made several movies."
Zhen Jian warned: "When I get to the predator's lair, I can't show up. You have to use your brains and hint to An Qiya to help you take a slingshot."
"Slingshot?" Reba looked surprised, "Is it considered a weapon?"
Zhen Jian explained: "The slingshot can hit people, birds, and monkeys. Why is it not considered a weapon? We have suffered from the slingshot before! As long as you get it, you can win!"
Reba asked curiously: "Why did An Qiya help me?"
Zhen Jian said: "Because, she is mine."
Reba's eyes widened: "You...your people? I heard you right, An Qiya was..."
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "She was surrendered by me and became my internal agent, helping me deal with the predators."
Reba was dubious: "Are you bragging? What skills do you have to subdue the goddess of yoga?"
Zhen Jian said: "With my ability to teach Jin Xie and Liu Xiang a lesson, countless beauties can be moved!"
Reba sneered: "Hmph, you are too narcissistic, why am I not moved?"
Zhen Jian looked directly into Reba's eyes: "In the depths of your heart, there are already waves. You may not be aware of it, but it is undeniable that you have an inexplicable throbbing."
Reba sneered again: "I'm sorry, narcissistic man, I let you down, I'm not the slightest bit excited."
Zhen Jian suddenly remembered that the Mimei Passionate Grass was hidden in the pillow in the stone house, and he didn't bring it with him.
At this moment, Reba is not tempted by the charming and sentimental grass, her mind is very calm, and she still remains wary and hostile.
Zhen Jian hurriedly reminded himself to refrain from the offensive of picking up girls, so as not to deepen Reba's resentment.
Tang Yan urged from behind: "Hey, what are you two talking about? You ran fast just now, but now you're too slow, are you out of your mind?"
"Sister Watney!" Zhen Jian replied, speeding up suddenly, and running with Reba in his arms.
In an instant, Reba was like riding a roller coaster, feeling ups and downs, dizzy, almost screaming...
At this time, Jin Xing asked loudly: "Lin Siling, who is the member of your green team with weak intelligence?"
Tang Yan immediately raised her hand: "It's me!"
Jin Xing was stunned: "You? Did you make a mistake? It should be Lu Han, right? He can't even solve a few riddles!"
When Lu Han heard this, his expression became embarrassing.
Tang Yan raised her eyebrows slightly: "Everyone calls me silly Baitian, isn't it just a stupid woman?"
Jin Xing smiled sinisterly: "Why do I think that you are very shrewd?"
Tang Yan curled her lips: "Smart? Tch! If I'm smart, will Lin Siling take away the captain's position?"
Guo Degang asked enthusiastically: "Oh? Regarding the position of the captain of the green team, there is also a wonderful story hidden behind it?"
Jin Tian said: "Yes, the story is very exciting, enough for you to weave a classic cross talk."
Guo Degang laughed, his eyes narrowed: "I wish for such a good material! Tonight, I must have a long talk with Lin Siling!"
Lao Guo played tricks and took the opportunity to make fun of Lin Siling.
Wang Bo hurriedly said: "You don't need to talk to Lin Siling, I am the first captain of the green team, and I know the details!"
Guo Degang changed the subject: "Student Zhen Jian, are you sure that Reba is the most retarded member of the blue team?"
Reba frowned slightly, and said angrily, "Mr. Guo, you are mentally handicapped!"
Guo Degang said: "Slip of the tongue, pure slip of the tongue! Reba, you are sick, can you break into the raiders' stronghold and take their weapons?"
Reba tried her best to stand up and exhaled, "I'll try my best...as long as I can reach the predator's camp, I'm halfway there."
Tang Yan said disdainfully: "Hey, you are so confident, you are not stupid at all!"
Reba said: "Don't you know that stupid kids like to pretend to be smart?"
Tang Yan snorted and said no more.
Zhen Jian nodded, and said solemnly: "Reba's words make sense, a fool is like a wise man!"
Guo Degang asked: "Professor Huang, which member of your red team will you send to play?"
Huang Shulei said: "You cute Yingbao! Zhao Liying!"
Jin Tian laughed loudly: "One stupid cute, one stupid cute, plus a silly Baitian, this is tantamount to - idiot story!"
"Shut up!" Tang Yan, Reba and Zhao Liying yelled in unison.
Jin Tian grimaced and continued to snicker.
At this time, an aerial photography drone flew rapidly and hovered in the sky.
Director Hu said: "Tang Yan, Reba, Zhao Liying, the aerial photography drone will lead you to the camp of the predators, and film the whole process of you using your wisdom to deal with the predators."
Zhao Liying hurriedly asked: "Will the predators hit us?"
Director Hu smiled and said, "Absolutely! They are good at using violence, and they are vicious."
Wang Bo looked at Reba's long legs and smiled evilly: "Predators not only beat people, but also like to steal clothes! Reba, Zhao Liying, you two will wear grass skirts soon!"
Zhao Liying said with a smile: "It's okay, everyone wears grass skirts, and we should too! Besides, wearing grass skirts looks pretty, and it fits the theme of survival on an isolated island."
Suddenly, a strong sea breeze blew, and Reba's shoulders shook, as if she couldn't stand still.
Zhen Jian said to Director Hu: "Reba persists in the competition despite her illness. Her spirit is rare. Can I send her to the predator's lair? Then hide in the dark and act as a flower protector? If the predator gets mad, do something. If it's too much, I can rescue it in time!"
Director Hu nodded approvingly: "Well, you are very thoughtful! Well, go and be a flower protector!"
Zhen Jian made a move immediately, hugging Reba by the waist!
Instantly, Reba panicked: "Don't hug me...let me down!"
Zhen Jian smiled and said nothing, but hugged him even tighter, smelling the rich fragrance.
Liu Tao hurriedly said: "Reba, be good, Zhen Jian will take you to the predator's camp as quickly as possible."
Pan Xiaoting announced: "Three 10 minutes, start now!"
Zhen Jian hugged Reba and ran away. Tang Yan took Zhao Liying's hand and followed closely behind.
In a blink of an eye, the four entered the jungle.
Because Zhen Jian ran faster, Reba was shaken dizzily...
Therefore, Zhen Jian took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, and slowed down his pace.
Tang Yan's miraculous power had long since disappeared. She dragged Zhao Liying to follow behind, out of breath from exhaustion.
"Zhen Jian... slow down... wait for us..."
Zhen Jian ignored Tang Yan, and asked as he walked, "Reba, are you sure you can deal with the predators?"
Reba said: "I just came to the island, and I don't know anything about the predators. How can I be sure? I can only fight and rely on luck."
Zhen Jian whispered, "Do you know An Qiya?"
Reba said: "Of course I know her. She is an Internet celebrity in the yoga industry and has also made several movies."
Zhen Jian warned: "When I get to the predator's lair, I can't show up. You have to use your brains and hint to An Qiya to help you take a slingshot."
"Slingshot?" Reba looked surprised, "Is it considered a weapon?"
Zhen Jian explained: "The slingshot can hit people, birds, and monkeys. Why is it not considered a weapon? We have suffered from the slingshot before! As long as you get it, you can win!"
Reba asked curiously: "Why did An Qiya help me?"
Zhen Jian said: "Because, she is mine."
Reba's eyes widened: "You...your people? I heard you right, An Qiya was..."
Zhen Jian said with a smile: "She was surrendered by me and became my internal agent, helping me deal with the predators."
Reba was dubious: "Are you bragging? What skills do you have to subdue the goddess of yoga?"
Zhen Jian said: "With my ability to teach Jin Xie and Liu Xiang a lesson, countless beauties can be moved!"
Reba sneered: "Hmph, you are too narcissistic, why am I not moved?"
Zhen Jian looked directly into Reba's eyes: "In the depths of your heart, there are already waves. You may not be aware of it, but it is undeniable that you have an inexplicable throbbing."
Reba sneered again: "I'm sorry, narcissistic man, I let you down, I'm not the slightest bit excited."
Zhen Jian suddenly remembered that the Mimei Passionate Grass was hidden in the pillow in the stone house, and he didn't bring it with him.
At this moment, Reba is not tempted by the charming and sentimental grass, her mind is very calm, and she still remains wary and hostile.
Zhen Jian hurriedly reminded himself to refrain from the offensive of picking up girls, so as not to deepen Reba's resentment.
Tang Yan urged from behind: "Hey, what are you two talking about? You ran fast just now, but now you're too slow, are you out of your mind?"
"Sister Watney!" Zhen Jian replied, speeding up suddenly, and running with Reba in his arms.
In an instant, Reba was like riding a roller coaster, feeling ups and downs, dizzy, almost screaming...
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