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Chapter 507 Borrowed a urinal
Pan Xiaoting walked towards the sea breeze, her hair fluttering, and her smile was sweet.
Guo Degang frowned slightly, and continued to slaughter sea fish.
Zhen Jian asked loudly: "Sister Tingting, what can I do for you?"
Pan Xiaoting smiled and said, "Let me take a look, what can I do for you?"
Reba hurriedly said: "Unfortunately, you are late, Mr. Guo is helping to kill the fish!"
Pan Xiaoting took a closer look, and a look of disappointment flashed in her eyes.
Guo Degang raised the blood-stained dagger and shook it: "This kind of dirty work is not suitable for girls."
Pan Xiaoting nodded: "Okay, I won't bother..."
After finishing speaking, Pan Xiaoting turned around and left. Her footsteps hurried towards the area where Lin Siling and others were located in the distance.
Reba said: "Sister Tingting is very enthusiastic."
Zhen Jian said: "Yes, not only is she good at billiards, but she is also beautiful, with a refined temperament."
While washing the fish, Guo Degang said, "It's a pity that Pan Xiaoting's advantages have become decorations on the island, with no practical use."
Zhen Jian teased: "It may not be of much use to you, but it is of great use to me!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "There are more than a dozen beauties on the island. They are as beautiful as flowers, with good figures and dazzling brilliance. They are no worse than Pan Xiaoting, right? Are you not satisfied?"
Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows: "Old Guo, the word contentment has too deep meaning, I can't bear it!"
Guo Degang laughed straight: "What does it mean? Why don't I understand? Bro, are you thinking too much?"
Zhen Jian said: "It's not that I think too much, but you want to be dirty!"
Reba stared round her eyes in bewilderment: "Hey, what do you two mean, I don't understand!"
Zhen Jian explained: "What Lao Guo meant was that there are many beauties on the island, and they have all become beauties in my harem, but I am still not satisfied, and I covet Pan Xiaoting's beauty."
Reba covered her mouth and smiled: "Mr. Guo, you really know how to joke."
Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo likes to make subtle jokes, which is not healthy."
Guo Degang said solemnly: "Being a vegetarian every day is even more unhealthy."
Reba's face was reddish: "Mr. Guo, concentrate on killing and cleaning fish!"
Guo Degang said: "Obey! Follow the orders of Empress Qiansui!"
Zhen Jian deliberately asked: "Reba is a thousand-year-old empress, what am I?"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Isn't that obvious? You are the Lord Long Live."
Reba was ashamed and anxious: "Bah! You're talking nonsense!"
Guo Degang said: "It's just a metaphor, Reba, don't be shy."
Reba retorted: "If Zhen Jian is the emperor, you are the chief executive, Eunuch Guo!"
Guo Degang suddenly felt embarrassed: "Oh... the emperor and his concubines lived a happy and happy life, but I became a lonely eunuch."
"Hahaha..." Zhen Jian and Reba laughed out loud.
Half an hour later, Zhen Jian only caught two lobsters, and Guo Degang had already slaughtered the sea fish.
Not much to gain, Zhen Jian reluctantly went ashore, waved and said, "Get out!"
Guo Degang quickly picked up Haiyu, followed Zhen Jian and Reba to the camp.
Reba said: "After several hours of hard work, I finally caught this little fish and shrimp. I'm afraid it's not enough to eat!"
Zhen Jian said: "There are fewer and fewer fish and shrimps on the seashore. Fortunately, we have food reserves, and we can last for two days."
Reba whispered: "Don't forget, there are not six people now!"
Zhen Jian smiled: "You are right to remind, Lao Guo doesn't do much work, but he definitely eats a lot."
In an instant, delicious crocodile meat appeared in Zhen Jian's mind, and he had to think of a way to get it as soon as possible.
Since the fishing rod was in Zhou Yunqiang's hands, Zhen Jian came up with an idea...
Arriving at the gate of the blue team's camp, Guo Degang handed the sea fish to Zhen Jian: "I won't go in, I have other things to do."
Zhen Jian said: "You come to eat at noon."
Guo Degang said, "I'm not coming either."
Zhen Jian was taken aback for a moment: "Aren't you working as a small worker to earn a living?"
Guo Degang pointed to the sea fish and said with a smile: "Give me a fish, and I will grill it myself."
It turned out to be the case, Zhen Jian asked: "How do you make a fire to grill fish?"
Guo Degang said: "The task of lighting the fire for the guest team is given to Jin Xing and Liu Xiang, and I am not responsible."
Zhen Jian chose a relatively large fish and handed it to Guo Degang: "Your reward!"
"Thank you Long Live Lord for the reward!" Guo Degang took the fish jokingly, and left cheerfully.
Reba sighed, and shook her head: "After doing a little dirty work, you get a big fish. It's just free!"
Zhen Jian said: "Since Lao Guo opened his mouth, I have to give him face. The first time today, I made him cheaper. The second time will never be so easy."
When the two entered the camp, Fang Yuan and Liu Xinyao were firing clay pots, while Liu Tao and Yi Ni were feeding quail and squirrels.
Liu Xinyao got up and said, "Zhen Jian, Jin Xi came just now."
Zhen Jian was startled: "What is he doing here?"
Liu Xinyao said, "Borrow a pot."
"Clay basin?" Zhen Jian asked puzzled, "What is it for?"
Liu Xinyao said: "Jin Xie wants to use clay pots to fry fish."
Zhen Jian asked: "Did you give it to him?"
Before Liu Xinyao could answer, Fang Yuan said with a smile: "Yaoyao is good or bad, she didn't give the clay pot to Jin Xie, but gave him a urinal."
Zhen Jian was even more surprised: "Fuck! No way?"
Liu Xinyao giggled: "I told Jin Xi that tools in the camp cannot be borrowed without the captain's permission! However, my urinal can be given as a gift!"
Fang Yuan said: "Yaoyao was actually joking, who knew that Jin Xie actually wanted a urinal!"
Zhen Jian's eyes widened: "Damn it, is Jin Xi going to clean the urinal and use it as a frying pan?"
Liu Xinyao said: "If Jin Xie can eat fish fried in my urinal, I will admire him so much!"
Fang Yuan raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Don't underestimate Jin Xi's psychological quality, it's very strong!"
Zhen Jian asked, "What time is it?"
Fang Yuan said, "Ten o'clock."
Zhen Jian said with a smile, "I'll go to the guest team until twelve o'clock to appreciate Jin Xing's cooking skills."
Immediately, Zhen Jian left the camp and entered the jungle to pick red wild fruits.
Time passed quickly, and it was almost twelve noon.
Zhen Jian returned to the blue team's camp and handed over dozens of overripe wild fruits to Liu Tao.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian walked out of the gate and walked around to the right side of the camp, close to the site of the guest team.
Coincidentally, Lin Siling came to meet her. Her figure was graceful and her long legs were eye-catching.
"Zhen Jian!" Lin Siling waved his hand in greeting, "There is something I forgot to remind you."
Zhen Jian hurriedly asked: "What's the matter?"
Lin Siling said, "I haven't dug the clay yet!"
Zhen Jian's heart moved slightly, why not take this opportunity to surrender Lin Siling?
"After lunch, I'll take you to dig clay!" Zhen Jian pretended to be mysterious, and whispered, "Remember, keep it secret!"
Lin Siling nodded in agreement, unable to hide her joy...
Guo Degang frowned slightly, and continued to slaughter sea fish.
Zhen Jian asked loudly: "Sister Tingting, what can I do for you?"
Pan Xiaoting smiled and said, "Let me take a look, what can I do for you?"
Reba hurriedly said: "Unfortunately, you are late, Mr. Guo is helping to kill the fish!"
Pan Xiaoting took a closer look, and a look of disappointment flashed in her eyes.
Guo Degang raised the blood-stained dagger and shook it: "This kind of dirty work is not suitable for girls."
Pan Xiaoting nodded: "Okay, I won't bother..."
After finishing speaking, Pan Xiaoting turned around and left. Her footsteps hurried towards the area where Lin Siling and others were located in the distance.
Reba said: "Sister Tingting is very enthusiastic."
Zhen Jian said: "Yes, not only is she good at billiards, but she is also beautiful, with a refined temperament."
While washing the fish, Guo Degang said, "It's a pity that Pan Xiaoting's advantages have become decorations on the island, with no practical use."
Zhen Jian teased: "It may not be of much use to you, but it is of great use to me!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "There are more than a dozen beauties on the island. They are as beautiful as flowers, with good figures and dazzling brilliance. They are no worse than Pan Xiaoting, right? Are you not satisfied?"
Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows: "Old Guo, the word contentment has too deep meaning, I can't bear it!"
Guo Degang laughed straight: "What does it mean? Why don't I understand? Bro, are you thinking too much?"
Zhen Jian said: "It's not that I think too much, but you want to be dirty!"
Reba stared round her eyes in bewilderment: "Hey, what do you two mean, I don't understand!"
Zhen Jian explained: "What Lao Guo meant was that there are many beauties on the island, and they have all become beauties in my harem, but I am still not satisfied, and I covet Pan Xiaoting's beauty."
Reba covered her mouth and smiled: "Mr. Guo, you really know how to joke."
Zhen Jian said: "Old Guo likes to make subtle jokes, which is not healthy."
Guo Degang said solemnly: "Being a vegetarian every day is even more unhealthy."
Reba's face was reddish: "Mr. Guo, concentrate on killing and cleaning fish!"
Guo Degang said: "Obey! Follow the orders of Empress Qiansui!"
Zhen Jian deliberately asked: "Reba is a thousand-year-old empress, what am I?"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Isn't that obvious? You are the Lord Long Live."
Reba was ashamed and anxious: "Bah! You're talking nonsense!"
Guo Degang said: "It's just a metaphor, Reba, don't be shy."
Reba retorted: "If Zhen Jian is the emperor, you are the chief executive, Eunuch Guo!"
Guo Degang suddenly felt embarrassed: "Oh... the emperor and his concubines lived a happy and happy life, but I became a lonely eunuch."
"Hahaha..." Zhen Jian and Reba laughed out loud.
Half an hour later, Zhen Jian only caught two lobsters, and Guo Degang had already slaughtered the sea fish.
Not much to gain, Zhen Jian reluctantly went ashore, waved and said, "Get out!"
Guo Degang quickly picked up Haiyu, followed Zhen Jian and Reba to the camp.
Reba said: "After several hours of hard work, I finally caught this little fish and shrimp. I'm afraid it's not enough to eat!"
Zhen Jian said: "There are fewer and fewer fish and shrimps on the seashore. Fortunately, we have food reserves, and we can last for two days."
Reba whispered: "Don't forget, there are not six people now!"
Zhen Jian smiled: "You are right to remind, Lao Guo doesn't do much work, but he definitely eats a lot."
In an instant, delicious crocodile meat appeared in Zhen Jian's mind, and he had to think of a way to get it as soon as possible.
Since the fishing rod was in Zhou Yunqiang's hands, Zhen Jian came up with an idea...
Arriving at the gate of the blue team's camp, Guo Degang handed the sea fish to Zhen Jian: "I won't go in, I have other things to do."
Zhen Jian said: "You come to eat at noon."
Guo Degang said, "I'm not coming either."
Zhen Jian was taken aback for a moment: "Aren't you working as a small worker to earn a living?"
Guo Degang pointed to the sea fish and said with a smile: "Give me a fish, and I will grill it myself."
It turned out to be the case, Zhen Jian asked: "How do you make a fire to grill fish?"
Guo Degang said: "The task of lighting the fire for the guest team is given to Jin Xing and Liu Xiang, and I am not responsible."
Zhen Jian chose a relatively large fish and handed it to Guo Degang: "Your reward!"
"Thank you Long Live Lord for the reward!" Guo Degang took the fish jokingly, and left cheerfully.
Reba sighed, and shook her head: "After doing a little dirty work, you get a big fish. It's just free!"
Zhen Jian said: "Since Lao Guo opened his mouth, I have to give him face. The first time today, I made him cheaper. The second time will never be so easy."
When the two entered the camp, Fang Yuan and Liu Xinyao were firing clay pots, while Liu Tao and Yi Ni were feeding quail and squirrels.
Liu Xinyao got up and said, "Zhen Jian, Jin Xi came just now."
Zhen Jian was startled: "What is he doing here?"
Liu Xinyao said, "Borrow a pot."
"Clay basin?" Zhen Jian asked puzzled, "What is it for?"
Liu Xinyao said: "Jin Xie wants to use clay pots to fry fish."
Zhen Jian asked: "Did you give it to him?"
Before Liu Xinyao could answer, Fang Yuan said with a smile: "Yaoyao is good or bad, she didn't give the clay pot to Jin Xie, but gave him a urinal."
Zhen Jian was even more surprised: "Fuck! No way?"
Liu Xinyao giggled: "I told Jin Xi that tools in the camp cannot be borrowed without the captain's permission! However, my urinal can be given as a gift!"
Fang Yuan said: "Yaoyao was actually joking, who knew that Jin Xie actually wanted a urinal!"
Zhen Jian's eyes widened: "Damn it, is Jin Xi going to clean the urinal and use it as a frying pan?"
Liu Xinyao said: "If Jin Xie can eat fish fried in my urinal, I will admire him so much!"
Fang Yuan raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Don't underestimate Jin Xi's psychological quality, it's very strong!"
Zhen Jian asked, "What time is it?"
Fang Yuan said, "Ten o'clock."
Zhen Jian said with a smile, "I'll go to the guest team until twelve o'clock to appreciate Jin Xing's cooking skills."
Immediately, Zhen Jian left the camp and entered the jungle to pick red wild fruits.
Time passed quickly, and it was almost twelve noon.
Zhen Jian returned to the blue team's camp and handed over dozens of overripe wild fruits to Liu Tao.
Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian walked out of the gate and walked around to the right side of the camp, close to the site of the guest team.
Coincidentally, Lin Siling came to meet her. Her figure was graceful and her long legs were eye-catching.
"Zhen Jian!" Lin Siling waved his hand in greeting, "There is something I forgot to remind you."
Zhen Jian hurriedly asked: "What's the matter?"
Lin Siling said, "I haven't dug the clay yet!"
Zhen Jian's heart moved slightly, why not take this opportunity to surrender Lin Siling?
"After lunch, I'll take you to dig clay!" Zhen Jian pretended to be mysterious, and whispered, "Remember, keep it secret!"
Lin Siling nodded in agreement, unable to hide her joy...
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