The system forces me to sell insurance
Chapter 158 No novel to read, so painful
Book friend Ni Ma left a message saying: Dog author, I won’t update it if I’m in a relationship.I don't know if I'm a real human, but you're a real dog.In addition, I actually want to say, let go of the leader of the Zhatian Gang, I am much more handsome than Xu Que, what is the dog author trying to do to me.
"??" Ye Fan looked confused, what happened, where am I?
But soon, Ye Fan found the point.
fall in love!
Is it?
Ye Fan couldn't help but guess.
really.
This comment broke the four-digit number of likes directly.
Then there are replies below.
"It turns out that the author is a woman."
"Female author writes men's books, awesome."
"The point is that I'm the only one who finds out that the author is actually pretty?"
"I also discovered that the author is not only beautiful, but also in good shape."
"The building is crooked, didn't we come to remind you to change it?"
……
Ye Fan quit the novel app, found the contact information of an unremarkable little existence on his phone, and called her.
"Hey, what's the matter with you, update it quickly, do you need a eunuch for the novel? It's so well written, so many people like to read it, why do you need a eunuch?"
Facing Ye Fan's questioning, an inconspicuous little existence said: "I write books to chase after my male god, you know that."
Ye Fan: "I don't care, you have to keep writing for me until the end of the book!"
An inconspicuous little existence: "Okay, okay, write it right away, and make sure to finish the book."
an hour later.
Ye Fan saw an inconspicuous little existence, and finished what he said.
Finish this episode one.
When the protagonist wakes up, he suddenly feels that he has become handsome, so he looks in the mirror, and when he sees himself in the mirror, he suddenly feels that the handsome guy is really handsome.
Then the protagonist is handsome to death by himself.
Ye Fan: "..."
Complete the second episode of this episode.
If readers don't like the first ending, we have a second one that is more exciting.
When the protagonist wakes up, he finds that he has become more handsome, and then takes out the mirror to take a look, and is immediately blown up by himself in the mirror.
Ye Fan: "..."
I am handsome your mother!
This is outrageous.
I've never heard of someone who can be so handsome that he explodes on the spot.
hehe.Readers, are you still not satisfied with this ending, don't panic, we still have a third ending.
When the protagonist was having breakfast, he was scolded by the heroine's mother as a waste. After so many years of bearing the burden of humiliation, the protagonist finally couldn't bear it anymore.
The protagonist finally broke out!
The protagonist slapped the table angrily!
Tell the hostess and the whole family, I will stop pretending, I have a showdown, I am a holy doctor!
I am the rich second generation who you keep saying is unattainable!
But right now.
The protagonist suddenly realizes that the hand he patted on the table just now was accidentally pricked by a bump on the table.
As a result, although the protagonist himself is a medical saint with excellent medical skills, the infection caused by this bump is really terrible.
It simply went beyond the scope of the protagonist's own medical skills!
In the end, the protagonist died of a wound infection, and it was very unsafe when he left, because the protagonist hadn't pretended to slap the heroine's family in the face.
Ye Fan: "..."
Seeing this, Ye Fan almost exploded in anger at an inconspicuous little existence.
I am a mud horse!
end?
ending?
Is this the ending I want?
If you write a book well, can you die?
Ye Fan suddenly regretted that he shouldn't have agreed to introduce someone to her.
"That system, let me ask, can I find a way to separate the two now and let her come back and write the novel again?"
"??" Ye Fan looked confused, what happened, where am I?
But soon, Ye Fan found the point.
fall in love!
Is it?
Ye Fan couldn't help but guess.
really.
This comment broke the four-digit number of likes directly.
Then there are replies below.
"It turns out that the author is a woman."
"Female author writes men's books, awesome."
"The point is that I'm the only one who finds out that the author is actually pretty?"
"I also discovered that the author is not only beautiful, but also in good shape."
"The building is crooked, didn't we come to remind you to change it?"
……
Ye Fan quit the novel app, found the contact information of an unremarkable little existence on his phone, and called her.
"Hey, what's the matter with you, update it quickly, do you need a eunuch for the novel? It's so well written, so many people like to read it, why do you need a eunuch?"
Facing Ye Fan's questioning, an inconspicuous little existence said: "I write books to chase after my male god, you know that."
Ye Fan: "I don't care, you have to keep writing for me until the end of the book!"
An inconspicuous little existence: "Okay, okay, write it right away, and make sure to finish the book."
an hour later.
Ye Fan saw an inconspicuous little existence, and finished what he said.
Finish this episode one.
When the protagonist wakes up, he suddenly feels that he has become handsome, so he looks in the mirror, and when he sees himself in the mirror, he suddenly feels that the handsome guy is really handsome.
Then the protagonist is handsome to death by himself.
Ye Fan: "..."
Complete the second episode of this episode.
If readers don't like the first ending, we have a second one that is more exciting.
When the protagonist wakes up, he finds that he has become more handsome, and then takes out the mirror to take a look, and is immediately blown up by himself in the mirror.
Ye Fan: "..."
I am handsome your mother!
This is outrageous.
I've never heard of someone who can be so handsome that he explodes on the spot.
hehe.Readers, are you still not satisfied with this ending, don't panic, we still have a third ending.
When the protagonist was having breakfast, he was scolded by the heroine's mother as a waste. After so many years of bearing the burden of humiliation, the protagonist finally couldn't bear it anymore.
The protagonist finally broke out!
The protagonist slapped the table angrily!
Tell the hostess and the whole family, I will stop pretending, I have a showdown, I am a holy doctor!
I am the rich second generation who you keep saying is unattainable!
But right now.
The protagonist suddenly realizes that the hand he patted on the table just now was accidentally pricked by a bump on the table.
As a result, although the protagonist himself is a medical saint with excellent medical skills, the infection caused by this bump is really terrible.
It simply went beyond the scope of the protagonist's own medical skills!
In the end, the protagonist died of a wound infection, and it was very unsafe when he left, because the protagonist hadn't pretended to slap the heroine's family in the face.
Ye Fan: "..."
Seeing this, Ye Fan almost exploded in anger at an inconspicuous little existence.
I am a mud horse!
end?
ending?
Is this the ending I want?
If you write a book well, can you die?
Ye Fan suddenly regretted that he shouldn't have agreed to introduce someone to her.
"That system, let me ask, can I find a way to separate the two now and let her come back and write the novel again?"
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