The system forces me to sell insurance

Seeing Father Bao asking Shiranui Mai, Bao Xiaoguo immediately said proudly: "This is my girlfriend."

Father Bao was obviously taken aback.

"Can you find such a girlfriend?" Father Bao's eyes were obviously full of distrust.

It wasn't that Bao Xiaoguo wasn't his own, it was that he didn't believe that Bao Xiaoguo could find such a young and beautiful girl as his wife.

Father Bao knew very well how his own children were doing.

Just say when I was a child.

Once Bao Xiaoguo heard Bao's father talking to someone.

For things like pumpkins, you dig a hole and then plug it up.

After a while, if you look again, it will grow back very quickly.

Just like nothing happened, from the outside, there is no difference at all.

Bao Xiaoguo fell in love immediately.

One day, he secretly found a gap at noon when no one was there and the neighbor was taking a nap at home.

He ran to the neighbor's vegetable garden, found a growing pumpkin, and then dug a hole in it with a knife, hollowed out the pumpkin inside, then took off his pants, and pooped inside the pumpkin.

The pumpkin pulp taken out of the pumpkin was buried on the spot.

Cover the hole dug out of the pumpkin with the prepared pumpkin skin.

In order not to be discovered by the neighbors, Bao Xiaoguo deliberately played tricks by putting the piece that was dug up and patched back in, and covered it with leaves.

In this way, if you don't look carefully, you can't see the abnormality of this pumpkin at all.

Then Bao Xiaoguo ran home with a guilty conscience.

After running home, Bao Xiaoguo was scared.

If the neighbors find out about this and report it to his father, it is certain that a severe beating will be inevitable.

The next day, Bao Xiaoguo passed away safe and sound amidst the fear.

It was like that for three days in a row.

Bao Xiaoguo felt relieved, a week later, Bao Xiaoguo completely forgot about this matter.

Until one evening of the month when cooking.

The hostess of the neighbor's house, his good friend's mother, suddenly started swearing!
Even his good friend was scolded.

Bao Xiaoguo was young at that time, at an active age, with strong curiosity, he ran over to ask his good friend, "What's wrong with your mother? Is she ill? Started cursing again?"

"Your mother is sick!" The neighbor's child said angrily, "I don't know which villain is shitting in my pumpkin!"

Bao Xiaoguo's head shrank when he listened, he did this!

He was just curious and wanted to check it out.

If the neighbor's child doesn't talk today, he will forget that he has done such a wicked thing.

I heard from a neighbor's child that her mother planned to make a pumpkin soup for him to drink, but in the end it was cut up, and the whole cutting board was full of feces.

Later, it seemed that the cutting board was thrown away by the neighbors.

After scolding for three days in a row, the hostess of the neighbor's house was tired of scolding and stopped scolding.

Bao's family, Bao's father and Bao's mother would talk about this incident almost every time they ate, saying that the people who did it were immoral.

Bao Xiaoguo was too frightened to speak, and lowered his head to eat.

It wasn't until Bao Xiaoguo grew up that he dared to whisper to his neighbor's children, saying that he might have done that.

"So it's your kid."

More than ten years have passed, and the neighbor's children still remember this incident vividly, chasing Bao Xiaoguo and beating him severely.

This matter is too immoral!

"Hehe, wasn't that when I was a child, didn't I know anything? Come on, dad, take a sip of my cigarette."

Bao Xiaoguo quickly put aside this topic, if Father Bao were to continue talking, God knows how many embarrassing things about Bao Xiaoguo would be revealed.