The system forces me to sell insurance

Can I call you a sand sculpture?
This is what Ye Fan wants to say most now.

I don't know which enthusiastic people who eat melons called the police.

The police came soon.

Rescue Xu Xiaohu from the moat.

It's easy for him to jump down, but he wants to come up, the smooth banks of the moat, and the high fence to understand.

"Why did you commit suicide by jumping into the river?"

"In life, there are always ups and downs and tribulations."

"One day, when you mature and grow up, you will eventually find that these hurdles and rivers you couldn't get over will become the most brilliant and precious wealth in your life."

The police criticized, educated and persuaded Xu Xiaohu earnestly.

"Young man, why can't you think about it at such a young age?"

The crowd next to him booed.

"There is little rain this year. If it hadn't rained a few days ago, the moat would have dried up."

"Young man, does your head still hurt?"

"Hahahahaha."

"I can't help it, I really can't hold it anymore, I'm sorry young man, I really didn't laugh at you!"

"I can't hold back!"

"This young man is really unlucky. The river was only cleaned up last month, and there is no silt in the river."

Xu Xiaohu: "..."

TM!I'm not a river cleaner, how do I know the river is so shallow?
But isn't that how it's played on TV?

Ye Fan hid in the crowd and cursed silently: "Sand sculpture!"

There is a beautiful wife at home, so don't go to sleep.

Run out and jump into the river, playing suicide?

You say you jump into the river, just jump into the river.

Also engage in mobilizing teachers.

If you say you want to mobilize the masses, then mobilize the masses.

What the hell knocked out a big bag on his head!
It's so silly.

The police will take Xu Xiaohu back to the police station to further criticize and educate him, and at the same time ask Xu Xiaohu to contact his family to pick him up.

Xu Xiaohu's face suddenly changed.

When it comes to his family, he is like a frightened rabbit.

Life and death are unwilling to disclose the contact information of their family members.

"Ah, Ye Fan! Ye Fan, come and save me!"

Xu Xiaohu's eyes lit up when he saw Ye Fan hiding behind in the crowd.

"Uncle policeman, I promise, I really want to understand, I will never commit suicide again. The police station should not go with you."

"I accepted the criticism and education humbly just now."

"I have a showdown with Uncle Policeman."

"I've figured it out."

"It's good to be alive, gambling harms people, stay away from the World Cup!"

police:"……"

God damn World Cup!

Ye Fan covered his face, betting on football, and the World Cup?

And Ye Fan always felt that the enthusiastic people around him looked at him, and suddenly they looked like they were looking at sand sculptures.

He bite the bullet and said to the police comrades, "This is my childhood, police uncles, you can rest assured to hand him over to me, if he commits suicide again, I will be responsible."

It wasn't a big case at all.

Seeing Ye Fan's sincerity, he criticized and educated Xu Xiaohu again, and asked Xu Xiaohu to leave his contact information. The police told Ye Fan to take care of you, so they let Xu Xiaohu go with Ye Fan.

"Thank you Uncle Policeman! Goodbye Uncle Policeman!"

Ye Fan waved his hand and saw the police comrade walk away.

"Okay, okay, let's go, everyone."

The crowd also dispersed.

Ye Fan gave Xu Xiaohu a kick.

Xu Xiaohu: "..."

I the fuck just introduced you to someone!

You fucking... saw you committing suicide by jumping into a river today?

What the hell do you think?

Have you thought about your parents?
Have you thought about your wife?

For some reason, when mentioning Xu Xiaohu's wife, Ye Fan thought of the story of the 'canteen' that day, so big, Ye Fan couldn't help sniffing one of his hands.

"Ah, it smells delicious!"

Xu Xiaohu: "..."