Exiled from the underworld, I am still fearless

Standing in front of the fruit stand at the gate of the city, Liuhua, wearing a blindfold, took two steps forward.

"Heh heh heh, since you want to enshrine me, the Dark Flame Envoy, then give me a magic apple."

The bald man handed the apple to Liuhua.

"Miss, you take it, Apple will deduct 10 unlimited coins."

"Hum hum."

Liuhua bought a big red apple with ease. It seems that this is not the first time for her to go shopping in the infinite market.

Next to him, Zhang Shan stared at the fruit stall uncle who looked no different from a real person, and finally couldn't help but probed.

"Uncle, how much is an apple?"

"This little brother, one Apple 10 unlimited coins."

"What is 1 + plus 1?"

"Haha, you really know how to joke. Of course 1+1 is equal to 2. Do you want to buy an apple?"

"What is 233 times 322?"

"Haha, of course it's 75026, brother, do you want to buy an apple?"

"Uncle, what came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Uncle Fruit Stand kept a warm smile on his face, and he spoke frankly when faced with this complex question of "biology" and "philosophy".

"Brother, do you want to buy an apple?"

Hearing this answer, Zhang Shan nodded in satisfaction.

The case was solved, it turned out to be an NPC.

In front of the fruit stall, seeing Zhang Shan's mentally handicapped behavior compared to the NPC, Ash stretched out his hand and gently tugged him.

"Third brother, don't try it, look carefully, but those who don't have a player logo on their heads are NPCs, and your test method is not accurate."

"Isn't it accurate?"

Ash explained to him.

"Of course, don't underestimate the NPCs here. Let me just say this. This uncle who sells fruit is just the lowest-level sales NPC. He is equivalent to the most ordinary tool man. In this town, there are some very powerful people. If you communicate with such horrible NPCs, if you don’t look at the logo, you might not be able to tell whether they are real people or not.”

Zhang Shan was slightly surprised.

"Oh? So advanced?"

"That is required."

Later, Liuhua, who was eating a big apple, said that he was going to buy ice cream, so he went shopping alone. Anyway, there is a "safety mode" covering here, so there is no danger at all.

"Familiar, I'm going there, call me among your friends when you go home."

Zhang Shan nodded.

"kindness."

There seemed to be a lot of interesting things in this town, and Zhang Shan really didn't know what to experience for a while.

Since you are dazzled, it is better to go straight to the topic first.

"Ashi, stop shopping, let's go to the guild first."

"Row."

Walking on the noisy street, soldiers in armor often pass by.

It can be judged from the logo on the top of the head that these "soldiers" are also NPCs, presumably they should be "police" NPCs who deal with players' violations in the town.

Soon, led by Ash, they walked through the lively main street and came to the [Guild Recruitment Office] next to the central square of the town. As far as Ash knew, all guild recruitment information would be released here.

Standing at the door, Ash gestured inside.

"Third Brother, it's here."

Zhang Shan waved his hand.

"walk into."

As soon as they entered the door, a beautiful lady with animal ears in orange work clothes greeted them.

"Hello gentlemen, do you need to find a guild, or recruit members for your guild?"

This young receptionist looked less than 20 years old, with a beautiful face and a well-proportioned figure, belonging to a standard different world style animal ear girl.

Facing Zhang Shan and A Shi, while maintaining a friendly smile, the cat ears on her head moved slightly.

"Two gentlemen?"

No gentleman can refuse a beautiful animal-eared girl, this little gesture just pokes the cuteness.

At the door, Ash secretly winked at Zhang Shan next to him with a "gentleman" face, and said in a low voice.

"Third brother, how about it, I'll just say it's not bad here."

Zhang Shan quietly gave a thumbs up below.

"That's right, it's a great achievement. I like the beast ear girl the most."

Apparently, the receptionist was also an NPC. Seeing that the two of them were silent, she continued to introduce with a smile.

"Gentlemen, if you need to recruit guild members, please go to the second floor to find staff to edit the recruitment information, and pay a handling fee ranging from 1000-8000 unlimited coins according to the release time. If you need to find guild members, please go directly to the first floor You can check it in the recruitment information column."

Miss Beast Ear's introduction was simple and clear. Staring at her cute face, Zhang Shan couldn't help but probe again.

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Facing this abrupt question, Miss Beast Ear tilted her head in doubt.

"kindness?"

This very natural reaction has proved that she is more advanced than ordinary NPCs, after all, she is the receptionist in charge of communication.

For the test, Zhang Shan continued to ask.

"What's your name?"

The animal ear receptionist replied with a smile.

"My name is Lili, and I am the receptionist No. 006 of the Guild Recruitment Office. Can I help you?"

There was no sense of disobedience in the communication, and the reaction was very natural. Zhang Shan nodded in satisfaction.

"we think"

Zhang Shan was about to get down to business just now, but he didn't expect that this guy, Ash, had "new tricks".

Just as he was halfway through his words, the old gentleman Ash suddenly took two steps forward, and actually "struck".

"Let's go~"

After coming to Lili's skirt, Ash grabbed the hem of the skirt and slammed it upwards.

"Whoo~"

With his movements, the skirts flew up, happy together.

The skirt was lifted up directly, looking up along the girl's white and tight thighs, the pure white panties tightly wrapped the important private parts, and the scenery under the skirt was fully exposed.

"what!"

Realizing that her skirt was lifted, the receptionist named Lily screamed, and immediately pulled down the skirt with her hands, covering it tightly.

Gritting her teeth, her face had already turned pink visible to the naked eye, she blamed very shyly.

"Sir, please don't do this kind of behavior. It's really too much. If you do this again, I will call the guard."

I have to say that this set of operations by Ash made Zhang Shan look stupid, Nima, can this be done?

"Ashi, do you want to die?"

Faced with Zhang Shan's questioning, Ash, who had completed the perverted behavior smoothly and smoothly, smiled.

"Hey, don't worry, third brother, I have tried it many times before. This level is the limit of the guard's endurance, also called the edge of danger. Hey, as long as you don't go any further, just play casually~"

Hearing A Shi's words, Zhang Shan only had four words in his heart.

As expected of you.

For Ash, a senior dead house, this is the perfect "town" in fantasy. In order to test the bottom line of the guards, this guy did not hesitate to test repeatedly on the edge of danger, and finally found the "gentleman's standard" within the red line.

The cute animal-eared receptionist was shy when her skirt was lifted, but she did not call the guards as Ash said.

Faced with this situation, Zhang Shan swallowed his saliva, not sure.

"Can it really be lifted?"

Ash gave a firm thumbs up.

"Sure and sure."

"Then I'll try it too?"

"Hey, try it casually, if the car overturns, it's mine."

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Shan rubbed his hands excitedly and nervously, following Ash's example, he walked around behind the receptionist named Lily.

Glancing left and right, after confirming that there were no players nearby, he stretched his sinful hands under the girl's skirt and slammed it hard.

"Hey hey hey hey, let's go!"

Through this incident, Zhang Shan understood a truth, a gentleman also needs professionalism.

For example, at this moment, because he was not proficient enough to lift the skirt, his fingers under the skirt accidentally touched the girl's plump and tight little buttocks.

"Ah! There is a pervert!"

Screaming like an air defense siren pierced the sky.

His body was stiff, and Zhang Shan, who kept lifting his skirt, was stunned.

"Ah, I accidentally touched it, I, I, I, I didn't mean to"

"do not move!"

Before he could react, the shining saber was already resting on his neck from behind.

The stern voice of the military and police NPC followed.

"Touching the NPC's private parts is forbidden. After the system checks, you are a first-time offender, and the penalty is a warning. If you repeat the same violation within 24 hours, you will be punished with point deduction and confinement."

The guard NPC is gone.

In addition to the severe warning he received, Zhang Shan also received a very disgraceful punishment that could even be described as super embarrassing.

That is, a title marked as [Pervert], together with the duration of the warning, will always be suspended above his head for 24 hours.

After the guards left, Zhang Shan and A Shi, who were standing at the gate of the guild recruitment office, looked at each other silently. From A Shi's eyes, Zhang Shan saw the tangle of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

With the word "abnormal" on his head, he asked a blank question.

"Brother, didn't you say you won't overturn the car?"

Ash spread his hands innocently.

"Third brother, you can't blame me, my standards are absolutely fine, but who made you accidentally touch someone's butt, poof."

"why are you laughing?"

"I didn't laugh."

"you laughed."

"I really didn't laugh, poof."

"You're obviously laughing at me, but you haven't even heard of it!"

"Hey, I think of happy things."