Pit Master System Game Life

"That ladyboy, are you still here? If you are, just say something." Yang Tianhao yelled towards the gate.

"Squeak—" a mouse sound came into the room from outside, Yang Tianhao suddenly smiled and said: "This ghost is quite cute."

The little monk cast a disdainful glance at Yang Tianhao, and seemed to be jealous and said: "Cut, can this be considered cute? Look at your unseen appearance! How embarrassing!"

Ignoring the little monk's awkward mood, Yang Tianhao continued: "The one outside, I don't care what you are, in a word, I want to dig a grave, you better leave it alone!"

"Why? I am a ghost, and I am afraid that you will fail alone?" I didn't expect the little ghost outside the house to be quite arrogant.

"Hey, bald man, what the hell is talking to me? It can't really be a ghost or something? If it's really that thing, I'll slip away!"

Yang Tianhao asked, but he received a cold face. The little monk didn't even look at him, and stood beside him with his hands in his hands.

"I'm asking you something, donkey's hair stuffed in your ears?! Don't feel uncomfortable!" Yang Tianhao cursed with a black face.

"You still have the face to criticize me? Didn't you say that other people are cute, just go find it! Why are you asking me? Cut, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, the little monk shook his head and walked straight away. Although he had no hair, he completely walked out of a "right palace" posture!

"Stop!" Yang Tianhao shouted immediately, feeling that his voice was a bit loud, and he had to look outside.

"Why?" the little monk asked without looking back.

"Is it embarrassing for you? Are you still making me angry at this time? You won't be able to sign up for Fang Jiewa for a few days! Forgot how you begged me in the first place? It's a double-faced thing!"

Yang Tianhao cursed and didn't dare to make any loud noises. He kept suppressing his throat, as if he had smoked too much.

The little monk pulled his face and pouted in displeasure, like a child who had done something wrong, standing there playing with his hands.

"I'll ask you one last time, what's going on outside, if you don't tell me, don't let me talk to you in the future!" Yang Tianhao threatened the little monk.

"Okay! I'll tell you if it's okay!" The little monk said reluctantly, turned his face and smirked, looking so creepy, he didn't know what kind of hurtful move he came up with.

The little monk hurried to Yang Tianhao's side, rolled his eyes and said, "The one outside is actually a sexy ghost!"

"What the hell?!" Yang Tianhao yelled as soon as he heard it.

"Keep down! You have to be heard by others to enjoy yourself?!" the little monk reprimanded with his finger on his mouth.

"Aren't you kidding me! Do you really think I'm an idiot?! It's strange to believe you!" Yang Tianhao said with his eyes wide open.

"Look, you still don't believe me." The little monk pointed at Yang Tianhao and said, then glanced outside the room and said, "Do you know why you heard this sound?"

Yang Tianhao shook his head, waiting for the little monk to say the reason.

"Come closer to your ears." The little monk waved to him, making Yang Tianhao lower his head to listen.

Putting his ear to the little monk's mouth, Yang Tianhao held his breath, ready to accept a very shocking news.

"Because, Ah Choo!"

He didn't hear the reason, but was sprayed with saliva in one ear!Yang Tianhao kept rubbing his hands, his disgusted expression lingering, he was quite astonished at what the little monk did.

"Well! You sprayed me on the head without saying a single word!"

The little monk scratched his head like a shelled egg in embarrassment, rubbed his nose and said, "I have a cold."

"Have a cold? Why don't you take the medicine sooner and wait to spray me?" Yang Tianhao stretched out his hand and grabbed the little monk and said.

"Hey, of course not, come here, I'll tell you again." The little monk waved again as before.

"Stop! Just stand there and say, there's nothing wrong with my ears, I can hear you." Yang Tianhao looked disgusted, probably he had cast a shadow over "biting his ears" in his life.

The little monk coughed and said, "Actually, no matter in real life or in the system world, there are ghosts around everyone, whether you believe it or not."

Yang Tianhao looked at him for a while, then he raised his hand in a frenzy, directly hitting the little monk's forehead red.

"Why did you hit me!" The little monk's mouth was bent down, and he touched his forehead in grievance, the pain made him want to cry.

"Zibuyu is strange, why are you talking nonsense here, be careful that the little devil will come to you at night!" Yang Tianhao reprimanded.

"Forget it if you don't believe it! It's true anyway, otherwise how would you hear that ghost who is neither male nor female? Cut!"

Yang Tianhao looked at the little monk speechlessly. Although he didn't believe that there were ghosts in the world, he was still a little scared.

Especially the little monk said that there are ghosts around everyone, imagining "Sister Sadako" wandering around all day long, let alone seeing it, just thinking about it makes people frightened.

"That. Sister." Yang Tianhao suddenly became more polite, and shouted at the "creature" outside the door.

"Huh? Why, after thinking about it, you want to serve me a meal?"

Yang Tianhao shivered all over, touched his face and said, "Sister, what do you want me to do?"

"No need, don't you want to dig a grave? I tell you clearly, it's impossible! Don't even think about it!"

"Why? Could it be that you are Wu Wei's mother?"

The voice of the ladyboy floated up: "Who is Wu Wei? I don't know him."

"Then why don't you let me dig?" Yang Tianhao asked sullenly.

"It took me a long time to find this habitat. If you said dig it, I dug it for me. Where do I live?!"

These words sound quite reasonable, although the object of the negotiation is not a human being, Yang Tianhao still feels a bit embarrassed.

"Sister, I'll dig it up and bury it for you, so I won't delay your "warming"! Lying is bastard!" Yang Tianhao swore to the sky that he would also fill in Wu Wei's fucking grave.

"Why should I trust you! We don't know each other!"

Yang Tianhao was in a hurry, his head was like a rattle drum, he didn't know what he was looking for, and finally choked out a sentence: "Then how about adding a WeChat to get to know each other?"

The little monk arched his nose, and looked at Yang Tianhao with disgust, "You really don't change your mind! You still want to flirt at any time! You're not afraid to run into a ghost and take you away!"

"Huh! Men don't have a good thing! They are all eating from the bowl and looking at the pot!" The ladyboy said angrily, the voice was male at one time, and female at another, and it was hard to tell whether it was a man or a woman .

"I'm a good man, and none of the girls around me said anything bad about me! Sister, just let me go!"

Yang Tianhao begged, but the little monk was unwilling to listen, thinking that he was lying naked.

"Pull it down, you are a good man, if you are a good man, there will be no such thing in this world"

Before the little monk finished speaking, Yang Tianhao stabbed him in the ribs so hard that the little monk's nose, mouth, and eyes were all twisted together in pain, and he couldn't see the person clearly.

"Shut up! You are everywhere! Isn't it bad enough to cheat me?! I warn you not to talk too much today! Otherwise"

The little monk raised his chin and asked unconvinced: "What's the matter?! Can you still eat me!"

"Cut, who cares about eating you? You don't take a bath once in half a year, and you still feel that you like to be clean. You can smell the smell all over your body two stops away. You think highly of yourself!"

Hearing this, the little monk's face was as black as charcoal, he stared at Yang Tianhao without saying a word, maybe he was thinking about how to trick him again.

Yang Tianhao didn't pay attention to this, there was another one outside waiting for him to speak, the elder sister outside the house was not a vegetarian, if he made her anxious, there might be some troubles, maybe Yang Tianhao would have to be taken away.

"Sister, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, he doesn't know me at all, and I don't know him!" Yang Tianhao said with a smile on his face, and quickly started brainstorming, thinking about how to deal with this "thing".

"I don't care about that, anyway, you can't dig this grave today! Otherwise it will make you look good!"

The "shemale ghost" had already let go of the words outside, and it was not appropriate for Yang Tianhao to do it again, for he was afraid of being retaliated.

"What can I do! I can't wait here, just keep wasting it!" Yang Tianhao scratched his head anxiously.

"Idiot! I can't even think of a way. I really misjudged you before!" said the little monk with a grin.

"Yeah, it seems that there is a way to hear what you mean. I admit that you are smart, so let me tell you a way."

The little monk was so disdainful that he "cut" him, and then stood at the door and shouted loudly: "Eldest sister, I know why you refuse, don't you just want some yang energy? Give it to you!"

When Yang Tianhao heard this, he quickly covered the little monk's mouth with his hand and said, "What nonsense! You still have Yang energy? Where are you going to get it for her?! It won't be another one."

"That's right!"