I played league of legends for 500 years

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a black shadow approaching. As a professional player in the afternoon, his reaction speed was not an exaggeration!
With a flash, he neatly dodged the deadly dart of Old Mama Hoe!
It's a pity that I escaped the noon of the desk lamp, but I was able to escape the fate of flashing into the wall.

Fortunately, the arm touched the wall first, if it was replaced by Dangwu's head, then he could basically announce his retirement on the spot.

On the second floor, the mother of Hoe He, who poked her head out, turned blue with anger when she saw this scene, and pointed at Dang Wu and cursed angrily:
"Pengci, right? I didn't hit you at all, why are you covering your arm?!"

This little bastard is really not a good person!
I didn't hit him at all, but he just pretended to be!

Pengci is ashamed to try such a dirty trick on the elders. Obviously, only the kind of gangsters in society will use this kind of shameless trick.

Even Chihe's mother was thinking, if she didn't take her daughter away.That baby girl who is well-behaved and sensible by herself will definitely follow the little hooligan and embark on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes!
Seeing his wife rushing down at a staggering pace, Papa Huehe quickly poked his head and scolded Tang Wu downstairs:
"Wait for me, you boy, even if you grow wings today, you won't be able to fly away!"

When he found out that not only his wife, parents, but also a large group of people had come, Dang Wu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he couldn't care less about the pain in his arm, so he quickly shouted to Huo Hua:
"Brother Hua, hurry up and drive me away! Otherwise, buddy will have to confess to being here today!"

Realizing the seriousness of the matter, Ma Liu took out the car keys and lit a cigarette for himself.

But just as Huo Hua was about to open the door, Ye Tianci persuaded him:

"Brother Hua, don't make any trouble. Today's matter, he can hide for a while in the afternoon, but he can't hide for a lifetime. Since he has to face it sooner or later, it's better to die early and be reborn sooner."

In the afternoon, with a mournful face, he wailed:

"Boss, I'm still young, I don't want to die yet!"

Ye Tianci couldn't stand the cowardly look that afternoon, he couldn't help shaking his head and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, with me, you can't die."

In the afternoon, he was still uneasy, and said miserably:

"Half-dead, it's even more uncomfortable"

I have seen Hue He's parents running over angrily, so Huo Hua can only bite the bullet and let Huo Hua put away the car keys.

Everyone has already arrived, even if they drive away, it will be too late.

And if it irritates Huehe's parents, maybe this brand new BMW X7 will be smashed by their two elders
"It's you kid, you bullied my niece, right?"

Walking in the front was the uncle of Hoe He, who was five-year-old and three-year-old. He became angry when he saw Dang Wu, without even thinking about it, he rushed over in three steps in two steps, wanting to punch Dang Wu first.

Hoe He, who was about to cry, hurriedly shouted:
"Second Uncle! Don't be impulsive! If you have anything to say, let's talk it out!"

The second uncle Di He had already swung this punch, even if her second uncle listened to her words, he would not be able to retract the punch at this moment.

Seeing the casserole-sized fist coming at him, Hue He immediately covered his head, fearing that he would be concussed by punching him.

But Dang Wu held his head and waited for several seconds, and realized that he seemed to be fine, so he opened his eyes cautiously, only to realize that it was Ye Tianci who blocked the punch for him.

To be honest, seeing Ye Tianci stretch out his hand to block it, the second uncle Jihe thought to himself, there are really many little ghosts who are not afraid of death.

Even if I have retired as a physical education teacher now, my strength cannot keep up with when I was in the army.But the strong body that I exercise every day is still not something ordinary people can bear.

But the handsome guy who looked a little thin in front of him actually used his cleverness to neutralize the ferocious power of his punch with one hand!

What made the second uncle Dihe even more incredible was that Ye Tianci pinched his wrist, so that his thick arm full of muscles couldn't exert any strength!

"hiss!!!"

Unconvinced, the second uncle Hoe He forced a little bit of strength, and suddenly his whole arm felt distressed!

The 1.8-meter strong man was sweating coldly on his painful forehead. This shows how powerful Ye Tianci's hand is!
"Second uncle, right?"

Ye Tianci let go of the second uncle Di He's wrist, and then whispered:

"I'm a friend of the two of them, so I hope you can calm down and give them a chance to explain. In addition, I can tell you very clearly that even if you are a group of people, including those women, you can't beat them. I."

If other people listened to Ye Tianci's words, they would definitely laugh wildly.

Can a little kid beat more than a dozen adults?This is simply a big joke!

But the second uncle Di He, who had been a soldier and participated in the special forces preliminaries, had seen the world and knew how powerful capable people are in this world.

Among other things, just now Ye Tianci deflected a punch of 1.8% of his strength with his skillful hand.Then he used one hand, two fingers to be precise, to pinch his veins, and directly controlled him, a [-]-meter strong man!
Is this ability ordinary people can have?

Even the top teammates in the special forces preliminaries, the second uncle Di He didn't lose so badly!
But it was Ye Tianci's actions that really calmed the second uncle Di He.

Ye Tianci didn't move too much, and he deliberately lowered his voice when speaking, which was obviously to save face for his 1.8-meter-strong man.

So the second uncle Dihe not only calmed down, but even developed a little appreciation for Ye Tianci, thinking that this kid is pretty good.

"Honey, what are you doing?"

Aunt He He was waiting for her husband to show off his powers so that he could go back and brag to his relatives and friends.So seeing that her husband had actually stopped, Aunt He He was naturally upset.

After waving his hand, the second uncle Jihe took a meaningful look at Ye Tianci, and then said to his relatives:
"This young man woke me up. Let's take Tang Jin back forcibly. Unless her legs are broken, she will still run out sooner or later. So we might as well give her a chance and let her stand in front of our elders." , Let’s explain the matter thoroughly, so as to cure the root cause.”

Seeing the words and deeds of the second uncle, Ji He, Ye Tianci guessed that the other uncle must have been a soldier.

The temperament of a soldier and the character of keeping promises are still very different.

Seeing the face of her own brother, Mother He He calmed down a little, then stared at He He who had made her feel ashamed and said:

"Girl, Mom will give you one last chance. Go back with Mom, and never see this little bastard again. You are still Mom's beloved baby girl."

Although he is usually careless, he looks fearless.

But in the face of the grief-stricken parents, and a group of relatives who had concern and ridicule in their eyes, Hue He's delicate side as a girl was still exposed.

Looking at Dang Wu who was more panicked than Hoe He, Ye Tianci knew that he still had to deal with this matter after all.

"Auntie, can I ask you a question first?"

Ye Tianci suddenly asked Mrs. Hoe He:
"Why do you insist on Tang Jin going back? Can you give us a reason? As long as your reason is suitable, some of our friends will definitely help you persuade her to go back."

"God-given! You made a mistake!"

Anxious Han Yiyi pulled Laye Tianci's little finger, covered her mouth and reminded:
"We want to persuade Auntie to let Hoe stay, why are you helping Auntie and persuade him to leave?"

Ye Tianci gently shook Han Yiyi's jade hand, as if to say again: Trust me, that's right.

Seeing Ye Tianci's handsome appearance, gentle manner, polite speech, and a pleasing appearance.

Mother He He thought to herself, this must also be a good boy who was brainwashed by that gangster.So I wanted to answer Ye Tianci's question, and by the way, persuaded Ye Tianci to go home quickly, and don't follow the gangsters and learn badly.

But before Chi He's mother could speak, that annoying aunt of Chi He preempted her and said:

"It's ridiculous, who are you? When is it your turn to speak? A brat with no hair yet dares to interrupt the adults' conversation! You were born without parents, but you don't have a father at all." mom?"

Closing his eyes, taking a deep breath, Ye Tianci suppressed his anger, and said lightly to the second Uncle Dihe beside him:
"This time, for the sake of Tang Jin and You Haocheng's face, I'll let it go. But if she is humiliating my mother like this, then I will use the 16 cm long thin wire on the ground to directly break her neck. The whole The process takes up to 6 seconds, and no one can stop me."