I played league of legends for 500 years

Want to do something, right?

Ye Tianci studded directly, and said:

"I also think that the competition alone is a bit too boring. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Then let's sign a contract. If either side loses, the team will be disbanded and all members will retire."

Hold the grass! ! !

Is this what people say when they are riding horses?
Lu Bucai thought to himself: I just wanted to bet you on a piece of candy, but you actually forced me to sell the house? !

The point is, this "house" does not belong to Lu Bucai yet.Even if Lu Bucai became cruel and bet against Ye Tianci, his "landlord" Han Tianxiao would not agree to this matter.

Seeing that Lu Bucai was extremely embarrassed, Ye Tianci immediately added:
"Almost forgot, you don't have the right to disband your team. Then just bet on 'retirement of all members'. I'll write a simple contract now, and everyone will sign it later."

Realizing that Ye Tianci had already gone to get the paper and pen on the table, and realizing that Ye Tianci was playing for real, Lu Bucai panicked, and quickly waved his hands and shouted:

"This, this, this is absolutely not allowed! Bi, after all, we have already signed a contract with the Dream Club. If we terminate the contract without authorization, Mr. Han will definitely not agree!"

"If you don't dare, don't dare, talk so much nonsense."

Ye Tianci looked at Lu Bucai with disgust, threw the paper and pen on the table, and asked:
"You don't dare to do this, and you can't do that, so what kind of lottery do you want?"

In the afternoon, he said:

"Boss, Captain Lu must want to gamble with you. Otherwise, let's not play too much, and come to 1000 million, just a little bit of fun."

One thousand Nima!

It's already 1000 million, why is Nima not playing too much?What does Nima mean?
Don't say that the "meaning" is great, even if the "meaning" is great, it is impossible for Lu Bucai to agree to such a thing.After all, the 1000 million is reserved for ribs, isn't he good? !
I'm afraid that if I continue to say this, I will lose face to my grandma's house.

After all, Lu Bucai couldn't afford to play with what others said.

So Lu Bucai didn't dare to dawdle anymore, and quickly expressed his thoughts:
"Brothers who gamble and break the law, you want to go to jail, but I don't want to! Don't talk about those unrealistic things, let's just gamble to save face! Whoever loses will change the Weibo and Douyin nicknames to the other party's name ! Within a week, no amendments are allowed, and no excuses are allowed!"

Dang Wu's eyes lit up, and he praised:
"That's good! Let them hang up our ID for a week, which is equivalent to giving us free publicity."

"this is not OK!"

Ye Tianci and the others can play however they want, but it is absolutely impossible for Han Yiyi to watch Ye Tianci and the others suffer a big loss before they finish!

Seeing Dang Wu's confused expression, Ye Tianci smiled helplessly and said:
"To be honest, with your IQ, it's really not easy to play the auxiliary position so well."

Li Changxiu raised his hand weakly and asked:
"Actually. I think it's okay too."

Seeing that everyone didn't understand, Ye Tianci simply explained:

"Captain Lu's calculation is really good. If we win, they will hang our ID for a week. If we lose, we will hang their ID for a week. No matter how you calculate it, they are just stealing our traffic. Don't explain, do you dare to be more shameless?"

What traffic level is Ye Tianci?What traffic level is he, Lu Bucai?
To put it realistically, whether it is Weibo or Douyin, Ye Tianci doesn't even bother to mention Lu Bucai's name.Even when Ye Tianci scolded Lu Bucai, it was because Lu Bucai made a lot of money.

His thoughts were always seen through by Ye Tianci, and the furious Lu Bucai couldn't help shouting:
"Then whoever loses, just change Weibo, Douyin, and the nickname of the live broadcast room to 'I am Shabi, I love Chixiang', okay?!"

"Okay, that's it."

Ye Tianci didn't force him anymore, and the child would cry if he forced him again.

After all, not everyone has the experience like him, and dares to give up all the material at hand anytime, anywhere.

"ah!"

A member of the dream team glanced at the Apple Watch in his hand and couldn't help but exclaimed:

"We've been talking for a long time, and half an hour has passed. According to the time you just said, Boss, wouldn't Mr. Ma be here in about 20 minutes?"

Ye Tianci, who was writing a simple contract, said lightly:

"More than 20 minutes is enough, come, sign."

Lu Bucai is really too cunning.The endless routines are simply hard to guard against.Although Ye Tianci was not afraid of Lu Bucai's naive tricks, this signature was still necessary.Otherwise, with Lu Bucai's character, he would definitely turn his back on him.

Seeing that his teammates were all looking at him, Lu Bucai, who had no way out, could only grit his teeth and shout:

"sign!"

Anyway, it was the teammates who signed it, and since he couldn't play due to injury, he didn't have to risk his reputation.

It was only when Lu Bucai saw Ye Tianci's piercing eyes locked on himself again, that Lu Bucai knew that his little thoughts had been seen through by Ye Tianci again.

got~
sign it.

Although there is a training room here in the branch, Lu Bucai feels that the training room in the branch is too low, and it is not strong enough.So if you invite Ye Tianci and the others to the training room to play a game, you won't be laughed at by the members of the True Mighty Team.

So in order to save face, Lu Bucai activated the division's arena.

Although there is no live broadcast and no audience, but the competition-level professional arena, the force will rise in an instant!

But what made Lu Bucai vomit blood was that even though he was like this, he still couldn't escape the ridicule of the afternoon:

"What the hell is this? Our club's top-level arena that can accommodate thousands of people is simply beating this kind of low-level rubbish workshop."

"Leave them alone!"

In the battle of honor, Lu Bucai has no intention of arguing with Dangwu at the moment, and is serious about helping his teammates with tactical guidance and acting as a wave of temporary coaches.

"Brother Cai! Brother Cai!"

The flattering cry made Lu Bucai frown, who is so ignorant that he insists on harassing himself at this time?
Looking back, Lu Bucai saw the cheeky smiles of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, and asked displeasedly:
"Luo Liangji, what are you doing here?"

The Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period bowed down with a smile and said:
"Brother Cai, how can I say that I am also the substitute top laner of our dream team, so I also hope to contribute to the team. I know you have doubts about my strength, but on our side, absolutely no one can compare I know Ye Tianci better, so letting me play will definitely help our team!"

Thinking about it, it seems that except for the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, no one here has systematically studied the True Warriors.

So Lu Bucai treated the dead horse as a living horse doctor, and nodded in agreement with the seven heroes of the Warring States Period.