I played league of legends for 500 years

"What's the situation? I just entered the live broadcast room, and I heard the leg brother yelling for sister paper???"

"Would you like to be so exciting, the tissue is ready, just wait for the leg brother to put on a big show!"

"Don't be so leggy, I'm still young, I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand this kind of scene."

"Death under the peony flower, even being a ghost is romantic. Brother, as someone who has experienced this, I suggest you study more."

"It's too much, brother. Is it okay for one person to play two roles? At the very least, you have to change your ID before replying to what you said earlier."

"Mom! Listen to my explanation. I'm really watching the live broadcast of the game. It's not what you think, Mom! Don't, Mom!!"

"Since everyone is a gentleman, why don't we undress together and share this romantic affair?"

A group of old drivers in Ye Tianci's live broadcast room can't give them a clue.As long as there is a bit of fishy smell, these old drivers can make up the high-definition picture content of hundreds of gigabytes.

"Hehe, you... well, it's fine."

Han Yiyi hesitated to speak.

When she saw these bullet screens, she was shy but also felt that the influence was not good.I was afraid that these old drivers would drive too fast, which would cause Ye Tianci's live broadcast room to be blocked.

But just when Han Yiyi was about to call out to Hoe He to tell all the housing managers to come online to work, Han Yiyi found that Hoe He's smile was even more wretched and ambiguous than that of the two old men in the afternoon and Huo Hua.
in game.

The reason why Ye Tianci asked his younger sister to sell it was because the other party had already handed over their key skills.

Jax countered the storm at the first level, obviously for the purpose of fighting the team.

Although after the spider switches to human form, there is still a control skill called cocooning, but as long as Leona, a girl, is willing to sell her body and trick the spider's cocooning, then this wave of first-level groups will be easy to fight.

Leona didn't refuse, but she didn't agree either, she just said coquettishly:
"Brother with that leg, can you call me wife?"

Just flirt?

Han Yiyi, who was sitting on her lap, didn't need to hint, Ye Tianci once proved how fast his reaction speed was, almost before the other party's voice fell completely, he refused without hesitation:

"That's impossible. After all, I'm a man of principle."

"What~"

Han Yiyi tenderly kissed Ye Tianci's cheek, expressing that she liked Ye Tianci's answer so much.

And Ye Tianci's teammate Lu Xi'an experienced a wave of ups and downs at this moment.

First, the girl he had a crush on frantically picked up Ye Tianci, which made Lu Xian feel disheartened.I even want to sing a sentence: I want it, what is the use of this iron rod~
But Ye Tianci's unfeeling answer made Lu Xi'an's eyes flash with the light of hope!

"Brother Quackagaga's straight and cancerous answer will definitely break my sister's weak heart. At that time, this warm little milk dog, my lord, will just pounce on it and lick it, won't I have a daughter-in-law?"

It's a pity that Lu Xi'an has calculated thousands of times, but still can't figure it out, and the girl will answer like this:

"Okay, leg brother, the way you reject me is really too domineering, I love you~"

My mind is broken!

At this moment, Lucian understood.The goddess I licked is not a humble licking dog in front of others.

There is one thing to say, although the girl's voice is quite sweet, but the operation is not ambiguous at all.

Turning around and seemingly leaving, the other party gave a signal that the other party was about to retreat.Then suddenly a flash appeared close to his face, and then a Shield of Daybreak fixed the opponent in place.

With this wave of operations, Dang Wu's professional assistant felt that his eyes were bright.

boom!
Leona, who used feints to make the opponent let down her guard, successfully stunned the spider.

Ye Tianci, who picked up his axe, threw out his ax again, and the damage slowed down all fell on the spider.By the way, it also slowed down the snake girl who wanted to leave and stay.

The blue team really couldn't react to this sudden team start.

Coupled with the titan's hook and the stun skill of the weapon, all of them were accidentally handed over because they didn't adapt to the script.So the two of them are now in a skill vacuum. Although they can produce a little output, they can't stop Ye Tianci and Lu Xian's crazy output!
Leona, who stood at the front to resist, lost her blood quickly.

But just after waking up from the dizziness, at the moment of flashing, Ye Tianci's ax was followed by the decelerated spider, and the blood lost even faster!
After all, this is Olaf and Lucian. This kind of reckless combination plays a first-level regiment, and its output is absolutely overwhelming!
However, after the weapon master's passive (ruthless continuous attack) is stacked, the output of the weapon is quite impressive.Fortunately, the weapons and equipment are almost meaningless, and the potion of corruption is used. Although the survivability is very high, the first-level regiment is not as fierce as the long sword and Dolan's blade.

So Ye Tianci found a tricky angle. After picking up the axe, he went straight to the wave, and successfully slowed down to the weapon, the snake girl and the spider.

This gave Silk Blood Leona, who hadn't flashed, a chance to escape.

Perhaps because of being hurt by love, Lucian fought extraordinarily bravely in this wave of first-tier regiments.With a flash of his Q (transparent holy light), the spider fell to the ground.Turning back, a wave of passive holy light silver bullets hit the snake girl who was about to move again.

This caused a subtle change in Ye Tianci's mentality.

Ye Tianci, who originally only wanted to make a profit and left, now has the idea of ​​wanting to swallow everyone on the other side!
But Ye Tianci wasn't the only one who changed his mentality, both Weapon and Tai Tan were puzzled, what was Ye Tianci thinking?Although the spider is dead, Ye Tianci's Olaf and the red mid laner Lucian are all disabled!

When Weapon Master's next counterattack storm is ready, and Titan's next hook is ready, don't Olaf and Lucian have to give it for nothing?
The fact is the same as the weapon master thought, relying on the two skills of counterattack storm and hook, as well as turning back, the snake woman on the edge of OB, Lucian's flash has been hit.

However, Ye Tianci's Olaf was passive, and the less blood he had, the more he could fight. He had to let the weapon master flash to pull a wave of positions, and was going to use the corruption potion to recover some blood, and then go to take Ye Tianci's head.

Seeing that the blood volumes of Weapon Master and Snake Girl are no longer objective, Tai Tan couldn't help persuading:

"How about we withdraw, after all, the future is long, and we have earned a lot of money in this wave of battles."

The weapon master scolded directly:

"Back off! His little medicine bottle doesn't heal as fast as my big medicine bottle. Let me slow down for two seconds, and I will definitely kill him!"

Snake Girl also thinks the same way. On the road, Kenan is about to be promoted to the third level, and they are still playing a first-level regiment here.If it doesn't come out with something substantial, it's so bad that I don't even have to wear pants.

Knowing that Titan's hook is ready, the Weapon Master said to Titan:
"You push forward, whoever you hook will die!"

Titan, who had a very healthy blood volume, looked directly into the grass, and the moment he saw Ye Tianci, Titan hooked and shot.

And Ye Tianci didn't make any moves, and was deliberately hooked by Tai Tan, in order to seduce the weapon master to hand over the counterattack storm!
Seeing that the weapon master had been fooled, Ye Tianci immediately dodged before being stunned again, then turned around and threw the axe, and ran towards the river with Lucian.

Ye Tianci had been tricked out by a flash, how could the three of them, the weapon master, be willing to give up.

Seeing that the other party was coming up, Ye Tianci raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and shouted with a smile:

"Go, yellow-skinned mouse, it's time for you to perform."

Kenan, who had been itching for a long time, heard Ye Tianci's call, and immediately TPed the real eye that Ye Tianci had inserted before, preparing for a powerful sneak attack from behind!