Fengshen: At the beginning, I mistook the Virgin Mary as the eldest sister
Chapter 101 Your Majesty, Dry This Bowl of Arsenic
"We want to see the king! Ayu, get out of the way!"
"Military aircraft is a major matter, and it matters so much that you can't afford it!"
"We are all the generals of the first army, and behind us are the high-ranking officials and nobles of Xiqi. You can't afford to offend!"
Outside Xiqi's largest camp, Nangong Shi led a group of generals, holding Ji Chang's most useless son to block the door, and loudly reprimanded him.
These days, Jiang Ziya excused that Ji Chang was seriously ill and could not be disturbed, so he sent Yang Jian to take care of him and refused to let them visit for several days.
At first, it was nothing. Jiang Ziya grasped the military power, food and grass. He used his extraordinary military skills to keep the camp in order. All are amazed.
But after a long time, Nangong Shi and the others felt that something was wrong.
Ji Chang hadn't shown up for several days, Jiang Ziya wouldn't want to put the king under house arrest, would he?
Then take a group of foreign households to explain the teachings and occupy the magpie's nest? !
After discussing with each other, they gathered together in unison, trying to use the momentum to overwhelm others.
After all, standing behind them are the intricate and complex forces of Xiqi. Although they fought with each other, they were able to speak out in unison.
Immortals can use Xiqi to confer gods, but they can't even steal the fruits of victory!
Looking at the people blocking the door, filled with righteous indignation, Yu Yuan stood at the door like a door god.
Slowly, fiddled with his fingernails, took out the blood-melting sword from time to time to look in the mirror, and then said leisurely:
"Everyone, please go back! You won't be able to see the king even if you block the door!"
"The king is old and his bones are weak, so it's not easy to fall down; plus none of the generals are good, the king was overwhelmed by their anger, and got hysteria. If it's crazy, spread the word , I'm afraid the morale of the army is unstable!"
Yu Yuan's words were heard by everyone, making them blush and ashamed, but they couldn't refute.
"We are all Xiqi's loyal ministers and good generals, how can we be unfavorable to the Lord!"
It was the treacherous and cunning Nangong Shi who was the first to react: "We are all veterans of the King, how can we publicize the King's illness? General Ayu, let us meet the King, as long as we see the King, no matter what, Nangong Shi ensure."
Nangong glanced at everyone with a calm gaze:
"Whoever publicizes the situation of the king in the camp, Nangong Shi will take his head to plead guilty!"
"What can you do when you go in?!"
Yu Yuan sneered and said, "Is it possible to take care of the king personally, or to make the king feel better?"
Yu Yuan's disdainful eyes swept across these veterans: "Look at all of you, who are tall and thick, who only know how to drill soldiers, drink in big bowls, eat meat in large pieces, and serve people's fine work if you are capable? Deputy Honorable, don't scare the King anymore!"
"Your Majesty needs to rest, and you are bothering me with complicated military affairs, are you not afraid that your condition will worsen?!"
"What's more, my junior brother Ajian is handsome, articulate, and has quick hands and feet. With him around, why don't you worry about it?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and Jiang Ziya's house arrest of Ji Chang was just their guess, and there is no real evidence yet.
If it is true that so many people swarm up and sue for military affairs, if Ji Chang is angry again, not to mention whether Ji Chang's hundreds of sons will let them go, and whether Xiqi will fall into civil strife for power and profit, It was Ji Chang's old mother.
That old mother who has never been reasonable will not spare them!
In the original book, this is a ruthless man who can beat Jiang Ziya with a cane!
The situation was at a stalemate for a while, everyone neither left nor stood, and Yu Yuan pretended not to see it.
But at this time, in the tent separated by a curtain, Yang Jian smiled slightly, smiling like the sun shining brightly.
Holding a bowl of thick soup in his hand, he was strolling towards Ji Chang, and comforted him while walking:
"Da Lang, no, Your Majesty, it's time for you to drink the medicine!"
Yang Jian shook his head, and accidentally thought of the bedtime story Master told.
Ji Chang looked at the bowl of soup in Yang Jian's hand that was bubbling and bubbling with white mist. He fell down and fell out of bed.
"Your Majesty, this will happen sooner or later, if you drink it in the morning or in the evening!"
"This is Yang's first time killing people, remember my name, Yang Jian!"
Yang Jian grabbed Ji Chang by the collar, threw him on the floor, grabbed Ji Chang's chin, and squeezed his mouth open.
A bowl of steaming hot soup was poured down like this!
The soup spilled from the corner of Ji Chang's mouth, and Yang Jian carefully wiped it off with his sleeve; after Ji Chang poured a bowl of soup, his hands and feet were still moving wildly, but Yang Jian smiled coldly, lifted the quilt and covered Ji Chang's body, Cover his head and face!
After a cup of tea, the quilt was thrown back, and Ji Chang had died, staring blankly at the sky.
Don't rest your eyes!
"It's hypocrisy to use your ministers to rebel against the emperor, to rebellious ministers and thieves, and to come up with hundreds of reasons!"
Yang Jian cleaned his hands and feet according to Xu Fan's instructions, then took out a piece of wood from the Qiankun bag, and sculpted it unhurriedly according to Ji Chang's appearance. After a while, a lifelike statue was carved.
The next moment, Yang Jian bit his index finger and dripped a drop of blood on the statue.
Soon, the statue seemed to have life, and the wooden hands and feet began to move, but the eyes were dull.
"The puppet mechanism master gave is really mysterious, but why does my wife always say that master is unreliable?"
Yang Jian smiled enchantingly, parted a section of soul and pointed it between the puppet's eyebrows. After a cup of tea, the puppet's eyes shone brightly, and clothes and accessories appeared on his body. He moved his hands and feet like Ji Chang, He bowed to Yang Jian and said:
"Ji Chang has met fellow daoist, please give him a name!"
Yang Jian smiled slightly: "You call yourself Ji Chang in front of people, but you call yourself Ji Chang the puppet in hindsight!"
"Yes!" The puppet Ji Chang nodded, then looked outside the curtain:
"It's so noisy outside the door, why don't we go out and have a look?"
Yang Jian nodded, and with a wave of his sleeve robe, he removed the restraint that was placed to isolate the movement, only to hear the puppet Ji Chang sternly shout, full of air:
"Who is outside the door, making such a noise, why don't you let me get out of here!"
Yu Yuan outside the door frowned: Junior Brother Yang Jian arranged everything so quickly?
"It's the voice of the king. Hearing the voice is full of energy. The king must be blessed and healthy!"
"That's right, I feel that the king's condition is better than before, the prime minister must have fed the elixir!"
"Your Majesty has summoned you, let me hurry in, don't make your Majesty wait any longer!"
Nangong Shi and the others outside the door were overjoyed when they heard the angry scolding, as if they heard the sound of heaven, they rushed in one by one.
Entering the camp, I saw "Ji Chang" sitting upright on the step, with a ruddy complexion, sitting upright, while Yang Jian stood respectfully behind him.
"All of you are also General Xiqi, why are you so restless!"
There is no need for Yang Jian to remind, this puppet Ji Chang automatically brought into the role, I saw him throwing down the bamboo slips and smashing them on everyone's foreheads:
"This king is seriously ill. It was agreed with the prime minister to perform a play for Chonghouhu!"
"The purpose is to show the enemy's weakness and lure the snake out of the hole. You have ruined my big business!"
Seeing that "Ji Chang" was angry, everyone lowered their heads in shame.
The clown is actually me, I am short-sighted, the prime minister is Gao Yi, with a clever plan!
At this time, the real Ji Chang was gradually losing his body temperature, and was lying coldly in Yang Jian's Qiankun bag.
"I was reckless and ruined the great affairs of the king and the prime minister, please forgive me!"
"That's all! Since the plan is broken, it won't help to pursue you, so let's do it ourselves in the future!"
The puppet Ji Chang waved his hand to signal Nangong Shi how far they could go.
After everyone left, the puppet Ji Chang looked at Yang Jian: "Friend Daoist, how is Ji Chang's acting skills just now?"
"Not so good!" Yang Jian curled his lips: "Ji Chang's shameless, hypocritical and benevolent face is engraved in his bones. What you learned just now is a bit like King Zhou before he got sick, but it's understandable that he didn't perform well the first time. Logistics and practice!"
"However." Yang Jian praised: "It is understandable to be angry when the strategy is destroyed. This is a good grasp."
"Remember in the future, you must bring the character into your bones, and regard yourself as Ji Chang from the bottom of your heart!"
"You can't even fool yourself, how did you fool Ji Chang's mother and hundreds of sons?!"
"Fellow Daoist said that Ji Chang has been taught!" the puppet Ji Chang nodded in shame.
"Senior Brother Yu Yuan, look at the situation, the person explaining the teaching will be here in two days." Yang Jian looked at Yu Yuan: "Why don't you?"
"Military aircraft is a major matter, and it matters so much that you can't afford it!"
"We are all the generals of the first army, and behind us are the high-ranking officials and nobles of Xiqi. You can't afford to offend!"
Outside Xiqi's largest camp, Nangong Shi led a group of generals, holding Ji Chang's most useless son to block the door, and loudly reprimanded him.
These days, Jiang Ziya excused that Ji Chang was seriously ill and could not be disturbed, so he sent Yang Jian to take care of him and refused to let them visit for several days.
At first, it was nothing. Jiang Ziya grasped the military power, food and grass. He used his extraordinary military skills to keep the camp in order. All are amazed.
But after a long time, Nangong Shi and the others felt that something was wrong.
Ji Chang hadn't shown up for several days, Jiang Ziya wouldn't want to put the king under house arrest, would he?
Then take a group of foreign households to explain the teachings and occupy the magpie's nest? !
After discussing with each other, they gathered together in unison, trying to use the momentum to overwhelm others.
After all, standing behind them are the intricate and complex forces of Xiqi. Although they fought with each other, they were able to speak out in unison.
Immortals can use Xiqi to confer gods, but they can't even steal the fruits of victory!
Looking at the people blocking the door, filled with righteous indignation, Yu Yuan stood at the door like a door god.
Slowly, fiddled with his fingernails, took out the blood-melting sword from time to time to look in the mirror, and then said leisurely:
"Everyone, please go back! You won't be able to see the king even if you block the door!"
"The king is old and his bones are weak, so it's not easy to fall down; plus none of the generals are good, the king was overwhelmed by their anger, and got hysteria. If it's crazy, spread the word , I'm afraid the morale of the army is unstable!"
Yu Yuan's words were heard by everyone, making them blush and ashamed, but they couldn't refute.
"We are all Xiqi's loyal ministers and good generals, how can we be unfavorable to the Lord!"
It was the treacherous and cunning Nangong Shi who was the first to react: "We are all veterans of the King, how can we publicize the King's illness? General Ayu, let us meet the King, as long as we see the King, no matter what, Nangong Shi ensure."
Nangong glanced at everyone with a calm gaze:
"Whoever publicizes the situation of the king in the camp, Nangong Shi will take his head to plead guilty!"
"What can you do when you go in?!"
Yu Yuan sneered and said, "Is it possible to take care of the king personally, or to make the king feel better?"
Yu Yuan's disdainful eyes swept across these veterans: "Look at all of you, who are tall and thick, who only know how to drill soldiers, drink in big bowls, eat meat in large pieces, and serve people's fine work if you are capable? Deputy Honorable, don't scare the King anymore!"
"Your Majesty needs to rest, and you are bothering me with complicated military affairs, are you not afraid that your condition will worsen?!"
"What's more, my junior brother Ajian is handsome, articulate, and has quick hands and feet. With him around, why don't you worry about it?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and Jiang Ziya's house arrest of Ji Chang was just their guess, and there is no real evidence yet.
If it is true that so many people swarm up and sue for military affairs, if Ji Chang is angry again, not to mention whether Ji Chang's hundreds of sons will let them go, and whether Xiqi will fall into civil strife for power and profit, It was Ji Chang's old mother.
That old mother who has never been reasonable will not spare them!
In the original book, this is a ruthless man who can beat Jiang Ziya with a cane!
The situation was at a stalemate for a while, everyone neither left nor stood, and Yu Yuan pretended not to see it.
But at this time, in the tent separated by a curtain, Yang Jian smiled slightly, smiling like the sun shining brightly.
Holding a bowl of thick soup in his hand, he was strolling towards Ji Chang, and comforted him while walking:
"Da Lang, no, Your Majesty, it's time for you to drink the medicine!"
Yang Jian shook his head, and accidentally thought of the bedtime story Master told.
Ji Chang looked at the bowl of soup in Yang Jian's hand that was bubbling and bubbling with white mist. He fell down and fell out of bed.
"Your Majesty, this will happen sooner or later, if you drink it in the morning or in the evening!"
"This is Yang's first time killing people, remember my name, Yang Jian!"
Yang Jian grabbed Ji Chang by the collar, threw him on the floor, grabbed Ji Chang's chin, and squeezed his mouth open.
A bowl of steaming hot soup was poured down like this!
The soup spilled from the corner of Ji Chang's mouth, and Yang Jian carefully wiped it off with his sleeve; after Ji Chang poured a bowl of soup, his hands and feet were still moving wildly, but Yang Jian smiled coldly, lifted the quilt and covered Ji Chang's body, Cover his head and face!
After a cup of tea, the quilt was thrown back, and Ji Chang had died, staring blankly at the sky.
Don't rest your eyes!
"It's hypocrisy to use your ministers to rebel against the emperor, to rebellious ministers and thieves, and to come up with hundreds of reasons!"
Yang Jian cleaned his hands and feet according to Xu Fan's instructions, then took out a piece of wood from the Qiankun bag, and sculpted it unhurriedly according to Ji Chang's appearance. After a while, a lifelike statue was carved.
The next moment, Yang Jian bit his index finger and dripped a drop of blood on the statue.
Soon, the statue seemed to have life, and the wooden hands and feet began to move, but the eyes were dull.
"The puppet mechanism master gave is really mysterious, but why does my wife always say that master is unreliable?"
Yang Jian smiled enchantingly, parted a section of soul and pointed it between the puppet's eyebrows. After a cup of tea, the puppet's eyes shone brightly, and clothes and accessories appeared on his body. He moved his hands and feet like Ji Chang, He bowed to Yang Jian and said:
"Ji Chang has met fellow daoist, please give him a name!"
Yang Jian smiled slightly: "You call yourself Ji Chang in front of people, but you call yourself Ji Chang the puppet in hindsight!"
"Yes!" The puppet Ji Chang nodded, then looked outside the curtain:
"It's so noisy outside the door, why don't we go out and have a look?"
Yang Jian nodded, and with a wave of his sleeve robe, he removed the restraint that was placed to isolate the movement, only to hear the puppet Ji Chang sternly shout, full of air:
"Who is outside the door, making such a noise, why don't you let me get out of here!"
Yu Yuan outside the door frowned: Junior Brother Yang Jian arranged everything so quickly?
"It's the voice of the king. Hearing the voice is full of energy. The king must be blessed and healthy!"
"That's right, I feel that the king's condition is better than before, the prime minister must have fed the elixir!"
"Your Majesty has summoned you, let me hurry in, don't make your Majesty wait any longer!"
Nangong Shi and the others outside the door were overjoyed when they heard the angry scolding, as if they heard the sound of heaven, they rushed in one by one.
Entering the camp, I saw "Ji Chang" sitting upright on the step, with a ruddy complexion, sitting upright, while Yang Jian stood respectfully behind him.
"All of you are also General Xiqi, why are you so restless!"
There is no need for Yang Jian to remind, this puppet Ji Chang automatically brought into the role, I saw him throwing down the bamboo slips and smashing them on everyone's foreheads:
"This king is seriously ill. It was agreed with the prime minister to perform a play for Chonghouhu!"
"The purpose is to show the enemy's weakness and lure the snake out of the hole. You have ruined my big business!"
Seeing that "Ji Chang" was angry, everyone lowered their heads in shame.
The clown is actually me, I am short-sighted, the prime minister is Gao Yi, with a clever plan!
At this time, the real Ji Chang was gradually losing his body temperature, and was lying coldly in Yang Jian's Qiankun bag.
"I was reckless and ruined the great affairs of the king and the prime minister, please forgive me!"
"That's all! Since the plan is broken, it won't help to pursue you, so let's do it ourselves in the future!"
The puppet Ji Chang waved his hand to signal Nangong Shi how far they could go.
After everyone left, the puppet Ji Chang looked at Yang Jian: "Friend Daoist, how is Ji Chang's acting skills just now?"
"Not so good!" Yang Jian curled his lips: "Ji Chang's shameless, hypocritical and benevolent face is engraved in his bones. What you learned just now is a bit like King Zhou before he got sick, but it's understandable that he didn't perform well the first time. Logistics and practice!"
"However." Yang Jian praised: "It is understandable to be angry when the strategy is destroyed. This is a good grasp."
"Remember in the future, you must bring the character into your bones, and regard yourself as Ji Chang from the bottom of your heart!"
"You can't even fool yourself, how did you fool Ji Chang's mother and hundreds of sons?!"
"Fellow Daoist said that Ji Chang has been taught!" the puppet Ji Chang nodded in shame.
"Senior Brother Yu Yuan, look at the situation, the person explaining the teaching will be here in two days." Yang Jian looked at Yu Yuan: "Why don't you?"
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