Honghuang: Jackie Chan beats Nezha at the beginning

"Ge Laozi, if you are so awesome, do you still want to be a cow?"

The system didn't know what charm it had, and it forced a native-born prehistoric tiger to speak Chongqing dialect.

"Elder Sister, I strangled me wrongly, please forgive me, I will be obedient, don't strangle me!"

"Ahhh, don't spank, what a shame!"

"Sister, I'll give you spicy strips, okay?"

Sure enough, there was no sound from the tent after that, Ao Tian planned to eat melons outside, but there was no melons inside, so he had to go in.

As a result, I saw: Hu Niu was half lying on the bed, and the system beat Hu Niu's legs and pinched her shoulders, and it was almost time to make tea for her.

"Pug, labor and management know that if I give you spicy strips, you will definitely not eat them, so I used them to scold my daughter. Labor and management will not give you any pain now, and now I will only serve Miss Huniu."

That appearance owes as much as it wants to pump, so Ao Tian didn't get used to him, and just went up and pumped hard, beating the system to the ground.

"Do you want to recruit?"

Ao Tian sat on the bed, and Huniu glanced at him, but didn't say much, just happily eating spicy sticks.

"Don't look at Huniu, didn't she tell you that she can't control me?"

Huniu gave him a blank look, but didn't speak, the system snotted and looked at Huniu aggrievedly, wanting to verify whether what Ao Tian said was true, but Huniu really ignored it.

So it became honest all of a sudden, it thought it had met a backer, but the backer collapsed and was unreliable.

"I recruit, I want to get Sarah."

"This sage is born from heaven and earth, self-taught, invincible in the universe, domineering and domineering, a cute little boy who bullies men and women, and the Chongqing Overlord Flower of the system is also very good!"

"Speak up for labor and management!" Ao Tian twitched the small leather whip in his hand, and the system was startled and hid back.

"I don't know what I am, I have no home, no one wants me, wow wow wow, I'm so miserable!"

Scared by Ao Tian, ​​since the system cried out, Ao Tian's heart softened all of a sudden, and the Huniu behind was about to cry even more, and planned to reach out to hug the system.

"Hahaha, pug, you have been tricked by me!"

Just when Ao Tian and Hu Niu were moved, the system especially rogue laughed and scolded him!
"Come on, fight to the death, it's best to hang it up. I saw that the tent has beams, which can be hung. I'll get the rope."

Hu Niu went out decisively, and was about to get the tool. The system looked at it, and it seemed that she really knew how to fight, but she didn't know where she was going, so she was stunned. She didn't want to really fight, right?

"If you do, I won't hit you!"

Seeing the tendency of the system to confess, Ao Tian kindly said something.

The system pouted, "Okay, let me tell you, tell that tigress not to come in."

Ao Tian sent a message to the outside, and Huniu really walked away obediently.

"I am the obsession of the earthlings, that is, you have written too many time-travel novels and read too many shoddy goods, which has formed a kind of obsession, so I was created, you know, Pug!"

No wonder the system is so detached, it is something created by the collective obsession of those bachelors in later generations, where can it be quiet?Maybe there are some evil characters in it that haven't been discovered. After all, dressing up and binding are still very popular in later generations. He has no doubt that the system is integrated with these elements.

"But I said you made it, and I don't have much strength. Even if I take the host to travel to various time and space, I'm not very proficient, and they all die."

The system said it very easily, and took it over as long as it was dead.

"What else do you want, do you want me to tell you how to die? What is the posture before death?"

"Among you traversers, the one who died the worst was that Li Qiye. You said it was not good to choose a name, but you have to pretend to be forced to choose this one. I can't stop it. He died miserably for seven days and nights. Die clean."

"There is another one, who loves to bully the system, and died miserably, with no bones left. Before the first seven days, his wife ran away with him."

"Hahahaha. I laughed so hard, that's the name."

Seeing Ao Tian's dead eyes suddenly, the system shut up immediately, not daring to say a word.

"He came back to life later, and got his wife back, okay?"

The system said in a low voice.

"I finally know how the previous host died. With your system, it's hard not to die." Ao Tian slapped his head, his end is not far away.

"No, the function of the system is not complete, so they can't blame me all when they die. I'm just an objective reason. It's because they pretended to be dead. If you don't pretend, you can die later." The system will It is my responsibility to pick it up cleanly.

"what's your name?"

"Host Shabi, this is my first time transforming, but I've told you countless times, I'm just kidding!"

With his waist in his hands, the system looked at Ao Tian angrily, like a rooster.

"Change the name, it's too ugly, and besides, my life is not hard, I can't stand your restraint."

"Just call it Roll! The name is nice and easy to remember, and you can roll."

"No, like a dog's name, I don't want it." The system objected.

"Are you uneducated? What is the name of a dog? Does the dog cooperate with you to fight for the name? You are not as good as a dog."

The system looked straight at Ao Tian, ​​and Ao Tian's back was numb, "I said something wrong, how can you compare with a dog?"

He found that the system was still looking at him, and he was also anxious. "I mean, you don't deserve to be compared with dogs!"

The system's eyes are brighter, maybe it will be blue fire at any time, "Da da da, da da da," the kind of blue fire sold by the king of society.

"Okay, it's just a panda's name, but be good, you need to learn more when you have time." Ao Tian spoke in a low voice.

"Okay, you can say whatever you want, I will try to change the host as soon as possible, you have to hold on, smile happily, the happy days are not many in the future, don't ask about any rewards, just treat it as a dowry for me to remarry Bar!."

"You want me to pay the dowry if you remarry?" Ao Tian's eyes were red, and it was conceivable that the system greedy him for a lot of things, no, he wanted to spend it all before he died, and the system spit it all out.

"Pug, if you dare to bully me once, you will be finished."

The system jumped onto the bed directly and threatened Ao Tian.

"Why can you change form?"

Ao Tian calmed down, he had never heard of anyone whose system could transform into a rolling body, this made him very puzzled, he needed to ask clearly.

"I am the obsession of you pugs. As long as you have enough obsession, you can transform. I didn't have enough energy before, so I didn't transform. Now that I have enough, I can transform. Is there any problem? Why should I want to be a machine that has no emotions."

The system directly broke Ao Tian's three views, and even his five senses were about to be destroyed.

Suddenly, Ao Tian seemed to think of something, and suddenly grabbed the system.

"Say, how many benefits have you embezzled from me for so many years? No wonder other people's systems are rewards every now and then. I have received rewards several times over the years. If I don't ask, there will be no rewards. It must be you who ate it, yes Wasn't it eaten by you?"

Facing Ao Tian's questioning, the system gently opened his hand, "How can you say that I ate it? If I don't give it to you, you don't have it. Anyway, I gave some, so don't get entangled in this topic." gone."

"If you don't have the support of those rewards, why would you gain me, isn't it a good deal?"

Ao Tian looked at the system helplessly, but yes, the system's rewards are enough for him. With this interesting system in the future, his cultivation will be much more interesting. If it is disobedient, he can still fight!