My guardian spirit is Hongjun Patriarch

Chapter 209 Catch the Rabbit

The old Taoist took a rare and serious look at Jiang Chen, and shook his head: "I think you are average. If you put it on the fire for a while, you will probably get mushy. You don't have much meat on your body. I don't want to eat you as a teacher."

Jiang Chen shuddered and asked, "Didn't you always talk about bringing back food for the little deaf man, why did you come to ask me for it now? Could it be that the food you usually gave him was also what you asked for from other disciples?"

The old Taoist nodded: "You're right, being a teacher means exploiting your disciples every day, but it's a coincidence that you came here, just the day before you came, the last disciple of Xiaoyaomen was also expelled by me. Because he didn't bring me dinner that day, are you angry?"

Jiang Chen nodded: "You are quite annoying, don't talk about it, I'm going down the mountain to get some food."

The old man watched Jiang Chen put on his clothes and shoes with satisfaction, and said, "I've already been to your house, your father's name is Jiang Long, right?"

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up. Ever since he came out of the ghost cave, he was busy absorbing the elixir to attack the acupuncture points. He really forgot about his home. When he was chatting yesterday, he casually mentioned where his home was, and the old man went all the way to find it. After Jiang Long, Jiang Chen felt a little moved in his heart.

The old Taoist squinted his eyes and smiled: "Your father said, he is very relieved to leave it to me, and told you to listen to me, so please, dear apprentice, can you go down the mountain quickly and get some rabbits for the teacher?"

Jiang Chen frowned. It's not that he has never caught a rabbit. He and Kui Niu ate a rabbit in the ghost cave, and even attracted disciples of the Ghost Sect. Thinking of the rabbit, it is really not a particularly good memory, but Now that the old man opened his mouth, he couldn't refuse, and asked, "Where is the rabbit?"

The old Taoist nunuzui: "There are rabbits at the foot of the mountain. This is a special kind of rabbit. It may... run faster. I hope you can keep up with it. There are many rabbit holes at the foot of the mountain. If you are lucky, you can tell me You might crush one of them to death."

Jiang Chen squinted at the old Taoist with dissatisfaction: "It is said that monks don't eat meat?"

The old Taoist shook his head and shook his head: "I'm afraid you are talking about the bald donkeys in the Holy Court. The old Taoist is not the same as them. The old Taoist is an orthodox Taoist inheritor who practiced on behalf of Fafa. How can he have the same knowledge as the bald donkeys? Besides, it is not that the rabbits in the mountain are a disaster. A good thing will disturb the balance of ecology, do you understand?"

Jiang Chen knew that he couldn't speak the old man's three-inch tongue, so he hurried down the mountain, fearing that the old man would have some advice behind him.

However, the old man still didn't give up, he followed from a distance and shouted at Jiang Chen, "If you don't catch it in the morning, I'll be waiting for lunch as a teacher!"

Jiang Chen ignored it, and Kui Niu didn't bring it with him, so he probably wouldn't be of much use, so he ran to the foot of the mountain, only to see that there were rabbit holes all over the mountain.

What the old Taoist said is true, there are quite a lot of rabbits here, Jiang Chen has already seen a few rabbits playing happily in the grass as soon as he passed by.

However, when Jiang Chen pounced on him, he realized what the old Taoist meant by those last words.

What the fuck is this called running a little fast?Did this rabbit grow up eating lightning?How did it disappear in the blink of an eye?

Jiang Chen wanted to scold his mother, there were three rabbits lying on the grass, but when he rushed over, there was already none of them. What made him even more angry was that there was a rabbit that was not in a hurry on the way to escape. He pulled a shit and landed on Jiang Chen's nose!

Jiang Chen shook off the rabbit feces, and said viciously, "Very good, little rabbit, you have successfully angered me!"

However, this tossing lasted for a whole day. Jiang Chen was covered in rabbit feces and fur, and he had no time to pick them off. Jiang Chen didn't come back with a rabbit until the sun went down.

The old Taoist had already sat in the main hall and set up a barbecue. He looked at Jiang Chen in surprise and said, "Master, I planned to go down and catch one by myself, but you actually caught it?"

Jiang Chen pointed to a huge bump on the rabbit's head, and he was almost speechless as he ran away. After a while, he finally said, "I didn't catch it. It was too difficult to chase. In the end, I threw a stone at the rabbit. I knocked one out..."

The old man gave Jiang Chen a blank look: "With your strength of [-] jins, just pick up a stone and throw it in the rabbit pile, you will probably be knocked unconscious. Start chasing the rabbit for me tomorrow. If you can't catch up, chase it hard. Don't use this kind of stealing again. It’s a slippery way, you know?”

Jiang Chen scratched his head and said, "The rabbit is running too fast, it's not the speed that a normal rabbit should have at all, how can it catch up?"

The old Taoist pointed to the waking rabbit in Jiang Chen's hand, and said, "Let go of it."

Jiang Chen shook his head: "I won't let it go, I'll die of anger if I run away after working for so long."

The old man couldn't laugh or cry: "You let go, if the old man can't catch it, I will catch a hundred rabbits for you every day!"

Jiang Chen let go of his hand in doubt, and the rabbit disappeared as soon as it landed. When Jiang Chen looked back, the old man had also disappeared in place. Then he turned around, and saw the old man standing at the gate of the yard with the head in his hand. There is a big bunny on it.

Jiang Chen swallowed.

The old man smiled with satisfaction: "How about it, are you impressed by the speed of the old man?"

Jiang Chen went up and knocked the rabbit unconscious and ran into the house to clean up, shouting, "No! I'm going to starve to death!"

With a dark face, the old man went into the house and cleaned up the rabbit with Jiang Chen, greeted Kui Niu, and started the first meal of the day, with a bunny on his head...

Jiang Chen dismantled the rabbit into eight pieces. It's interesting to say that the rabbit ran fast for no reason. After peeling off the fur and grilling it over and over again, the oil droplets were pitifully small. Like Jiang Chen in the ghost cave The fat rabbit caught in the middle is incomparable.

The old man tore off a piece of rabbit meat, it was so hot that he almost missed it, but because Jiang Chen was watching, he held back and didn't let go. Jiang Chen looked funny and didn't want to expose it, just staring at the old man.

The old Taoist quickly bit the piece of meat between his teeth, and gave Jiang Chen a hard look. Jiang Chen didn't speak, but concentrated on eating the meat, and almost lost his tongue in one bite.

When you eat chicken, you know that chicken legs are delicious, and when you eat rabbits, you know that rabbit legs are delicious. It is because the meat on rabbit legs is live meat, and regular exercise will make it delicious.

But this rabbit is not the case. Every part of this rabbit seems to be as fleshy as a rabbit's leg, which means that the whole body is exercising. No wonder the movement is so fast that Jiang Chen can't catch it.

"I said, master, what kind of rabbit is this? Why does it run so fast?"

The old man put on a straight face, with the appearance of a master, cleared his throat and said: "This kind of rabbit is an ordinary rabbit. As for why it can run so fast, I can analyze it for you as a teacher. It was very ordinary, but it was lucky, because it grew up in this special environment, grew up with the immortal energy of my Xiaoyaomen, and admired my original footwork sooner or later, of course it runs fast!"

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