Crazy, dare to crack down on this celestial master
Chapter 1 I became a fake Feng Shui master
"What kind of world is this? I've heard that Chinese martial arts have been cracked down, but Feng Shui masters have also been cracked down? I just happened to be so unlucky to cross over to this liar!?"
In the luxury office, Mao Jun was like an ant on a hot pot, constantly walking around in the office.
Waves of shouting and cursing came from the window, Mao Jun strode to the window and looked down.
"Unscrupulous liar, get out! Apologize to everyone!"
"You still have the face to say that you are the authentic descendant of Maoshan School, I think you are a fart!"
"Lang Lang Qiankun, I can't tolerate you, a liar. We want to expose you, kill you, and give a wake-up call to all liars, letting them know that cheating will not end well!"
Mao Jun's office building is in a luxurious building. It is located on the third floor. When you look down, you can see hundreds of people blocking the door of the building.
This group of people took out their mobile phones to shoot at the floor where he was, and at the same time stood on the commanding heights of morality and cursed.
"What's this called?" Mao Jun was angry and helpless in his heart: "I didn't enjoy the scenery of the previous life, but I traveled here when he was desperate. Now I'm desperate."
Mao Jun sat on his luxurious boss chair: "This dog is really good at enjoying it. This boss chair is very comfortable to sit on. I don't know if I can sell this boss chair for some living expenses."
The predecessor was cracked down, and all the glory has disappeared. Instead, because of some endorsement and cooperation issues, he paid a large sum of money.
All the savings obtained by deceiving people before were lost, and even owed a lot of debts. The predecessor who had no hope of seeing any light committed suicide by taking medicine, and it was precisely because of this that Mao Jun passed through.
While thinking, Mao Jun saw himself in a suit and leather shoes from the floor-to-ceiling mirror beside him.
"To be so handsome, it's no wonder that he was so successful in the upper circles, not only opened a consulting company, with countless assets in his hands, but more importantly, he got an endorsement, not only because of his deceitful mouth, but also because of this Zhang handsome face."
Seeing that he was so handsome, Mao Jun was not so irritable anymore, he stretched out his hand and touched his face narcissistically, it was much more handsome than his face before time travel.
If you really can't get along, just find a rich woman and just follow.
[Ding, the strongest celestial master system is loading...]
system?
Mao Jun wasn't too shocked. After all, he is a time traveler, so it makes sense to awaken a system, right?
"The strongest celestial master system, will you really let me become a celestial master?"
Mao Jun's predecessor claimed that he was inherited from the Master of Maoshan, but in fact he was a liar, but he made up this lie because his surname was Mao.
Now I have obtained the system and become a real celestial master.
[Ding, the system has been loaded, and the novice gift package has been issued, do you want to receive it? 】
"Of course I will."
Without hesitation, Mao Jun began to give orders in his heart.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the magic weapon, the Destiny Compass. 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Five Fingers. 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Taoist Great Zhou Tianqi Method". 】
Mao Jun sat on the boss chair with his eyes closed, only feeling that his mind was filled with a lot of knowledge, all about the Da Zhou Tian Qi Xing Fa.
This is a Taoist health-preserving Qi-promoting method. After practice, it can strengthen the body, and the physical fitness of long-term practice is far better than that of ordinary people.
Ordinary people start to weaken their bodies at the age of 40, but they can practice this method of promoting Qi for a long time. At the age of 70, their bodies are still not inferior to those of young people, and it is easy to achieve a youthful appearance.
"You actually gave me a method of promoting qi. It's very ordinary. Could it be that I'm going to lie to people when I'm old...cough cough, and go to meet people with predestined relationship when I'm old?"
Mao Jun thought that when he was old, he still looked like a child with white hair. Even if he didn't lie, he could make a lot of money by opening a health club.
Of course, this is just his idea of entertaining himself.
Originally he thought he was a lost dog, but now it is different, he has the five-finger calculation of the universe and the Great Circulation of Qi, and he has the capital to turn the tables.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in." Mao Jun said with a smile.
"Squeak..."
The door opened, and there was a girl who seemed to have just graduated from college. She was originally the most lively and lovely girl in the whole company. Everyone in the company liked this little girl.
However, now Su Xiaoli looks a little more haggard, with heavy dark circles under her eyes, and it seems that she didn't sleep well last night.
"Master, Director Li of Antai Industry requires you to return the deposit." Su Xiaoli walked up to Mao Jun and said respectfully.
Mao Jun smiled disdainfully: "If you eat the meat in my mouth, there is no reason to spit it out. I will reply to him later and tell Li Dong that the deposit will not be refunded, but I will still help him solve that problem. Please solve the follow-up Give me the balance too."
"Okay, I will reply to Li Dong later."
Su Xiaoli looked at Mao Jun in surprise, feeling that the master was different from the previous two days.
During the first two days of being cracked down, the master was furious, like a lunatic, and anyone in the company would be scolded if they made a mistake.
Later, it slowly became decadent, like a deep depression.
She didn't expect that when she saw the master again this time, he would return to normal, and he was even more gentle and refined than when he became famous. Seeing the master recovering, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
She hesitated for a while, finally gritted her teeth, and said as if she had made up her mind: "Master, I have something I want to tell you."
Mao Jun nodded and said, "Well, tell me."
Su Xiaoli lowered her head and said guiltily: "Master, I...I want to resign."
Mao Jun smiled slightly. Su Xiaoli's resignation was completely expected by her. Even this kind girl can last until now before resigning, which is already very good.
"I disagree with your resignation application." Mao Jun shook his head.
"Ah?" Su Xiaoli said very strangely: "Master, we have no money in our account. You can't even pay my salary. Why don't you let me go?"
"Your eyes are beautiful, two eyebrows are arched, three courts are straight and six houses are even, your nose is round and the roots are round, and your voice is clear. These are the faces of auspicious stars descending to earth. You are a lucky general. You will be safe and secure in my company. Let me be a mascot."
Mao Jun didn't expect that he could see Su Xiaoli's face thoroughly just by looking at Su Xiaoli, as if there was no secret in his eyes.
too strong!
With five-finger fortune-telling in hand, it is only a matter of time before he returns to the top.
At that moment, Mao Jun stood up and walked out of the office, and said, "Come with me."
"Master, I... where are we going?"
Originally, Su Xiaoli wanted to talk about resignation with Mao Jun, but she didn't have the nerve to continue after all.
"Go to Director Li of Antai Industrial, it is impossible to spit out the money I ate, I will go and settle the matter he begged me for now, and get back my final payment by the way, and I will have money to pay you. "Mao Jun said with a smile.
"Master, don't go, there are a lot of hot Internet celebrities outside waiting for you to go out, they will definitely embarrass you severely."
Thinking of the monsters and ghosts outside, Su Xiaoli felt shuddering, wanted to chase after them, and stopped the master from going out.
In the luxury office, Mao Jun was like an ant on a hot pot, constantly walking around in the office.
Waves of shouting and cursing came from the window, Mao Jun strode to the window and looked down.
"Unscrupulous liar, get out! Apologize to everyone!"
"You still have the face to say that you are the authentic descendant of Maoshan School, I think you are a fart!"
"Lang Lang Qiankun, I can't tolerate you, a liar. We want to expose you, kill you, and give a wake-up call to all liars, letting them know that cheating will not end well!"
Mao Jun's office building is in a luxurious building. It is located on the third floor. When you look down, you can see hundreds of people blocking the door of the building.
This group of people took out their mobile phones to shoot at the floor where he was, and at the same time stood on the commanding heights of morality and cursed.
"What's this called?" Mao Jun was angry and helpless in his heart: "I didn't enjoy the scenery of the previous life, but I traveled here when he was desperate. Now I'm desperate."
Mao Jun sat on his luxurious boss chair: "This dog is really good at enjoying it. This boss chair is very comfortable to sit on. I don't know if I can sell this boss chair for some living expenses."
The predecessor was cracked down, and all the glory has disappeared. Instead, because of some endorsement and cooperation issues, he paid a large sum of money.
All the savings obtained by deceiving people before were lost, and even owed a lot of debts. The predecessor who had no hope of seeing any light committed suicide by taking medicine, and it was precisely because of this that Mao Jun passed through.
While thinking, Mao Jun saw himself in a suit and leather shoes from the floor-to-ceiling mirror beside him.
"To be so handsome, it's no wonder that he was so successful in the upper circles, not only opened a consulting company, with countless assets in his hands, but more importantly, he got an endorsement, not only because of his deceitful mouth, but also because of this Zhang handsome face."
Seeing that he was so handsome, Mao Jun was not so irritable anymore, he stretched out his hand and touched his face narcissistically, it was much more handsome than his face before time travel.
If you really can't get along, just find a rich woman and just follow.
[Ding, the strongest celestial master system is loading...]
system?
Mao Jun wasn't too shocked. After all, he is a time traveler, so it makes sense to awaken a system, right?
"The strongest celestial master system, will you really let me become a celestial master?"
Mao Jun's predecessor claimed that he was inherited from the Master of Maoshan, but in fact he was a liar, but he made up this lie because his surname was Mao.
Now I have obtained the system and become a real celestial master.
[Ding, the system has been loaded, and the novice gift package has been issued, do you want to receive it? 】
"Of course I will."
Without hesitation, Mao Jun began to give orders in his heart.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the magic weapon, the Destiny Compass. 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Five Fingers. 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Taoist Great Zhou Tianqi Method". 】
Mao Jun sat on the boss chair with his eyes closed, only feeling that his mind was filled with a lot of knowledge, all about the Da Zhou Tian Qi Xing Fa.
This is a Taoist health-preserving Qi-promoting method. After practice, it can strengthen the body, and the physical fitness of long-term practice is far better than that of ordinary people.
Ordinary people start to weaken their bodies at the age of 40, but they can practice this method of promoting Qi for a long time. At the age of 70, their bodies are still not inferior to those of young people, and it is easy to achieve a youthful appearance.
"You actually gave me a method of promoting qi. It's very ordinary. Could it be that I'm going to lie to people when I'm old...cough cough, and go to meet people with predestined relationship when I'm old?"
Mao Jun thought that when he was old, he still looked like a child with white hair. Even if he didn't lie, he could make a lot of money by opening a health club.
Of course, this is just his idea of entertaining himself.
Originally he thought he was a lost dog, but now it is different, he has the five-finger calculation of the universe and the Great Circulation of Qi, and he has the capital to turn the tables.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in." Mao Jun said with a smile.
"Squeak..."
The door opened, and there was a girl who seemed to have just graduated from college. She was originally the most lively and lovely girl in the whole company. Everyone in the company liked this little girl.
However, now Su Xiaoli looks a little more haggard, with heavy dark circles under her eyes, and it seems that she didn't sleep well last night.
"Master, Director Li of Antai Industry requires you to return the deposit." Su Xiaoli walked up to Mao Jun and said respectfully.
Mao Jun smiled disdainfully: "If you eat the meat in my mouth, there is no reason to spit it out. I will reply to him later and tell Li Dong that the deposit will not be refunded, but I will still help him solve that problem. Please solve the follow-up Give me the balance too."
"Okay, I will reply to Li Dong later."
Su Xiaoli looked at Mao Jun in surprise, feeling that the master was different from the previous two days.
During the first two days of being cracked down, the master was furious, like a lunatic, and anyone in the company would be scolded if they made a mistake.
Later, it slowly became decadent, like a deep depression.
She didn't expect that when she saw the master again this time, he would return to normal, and he was even more gentle and refined than when he became famous. Seeing the master recovering, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
She hesitated for a while, finally gritted her teeth, and said as if she had made up her mind: "Master, I have something I want to tell you."
Mao Jun nodded and said, "Well, tell me."
Su Xiaoli lowered her head and said guiltily: "Master, I...I want to resign."
Mao Jun smiled slightly. Su Xiaoli's resignation was completely expected by her. Even this kind girl can last until now before resigning, which is already very good.
"I disagree with your resignation application." Mao Jun shook his head.
"Ah?" Su Xiaoli said very strangely: "Master, we have no money in our account. You can't even pay my salary. Why don't you let me go?"
"Your eyes are beautiful, two eyebrows are arched, three courts are straight and six houses are even, your nose is round and the roots are round, and your voice is clear. These are the faces of auspicious stars descending to earth. You are a lucky general. You will be safe and secure in my company. Let me be a mascot."
Mao Jun didn't expect that he could see Su Xiaoli's face thoroughly just by looking at Su Xiaoli, as if there was no secret in his eyes.
too strong!
With five-finger fortune-telling in hand, it is only a matter of time before he returns to the top.
At that moment, Mao Jun stood up and walked out of the office, and said, "Come with me."
"Master, I... where are we going?"
Originally, Su Xiaoli wanted to talk about resignation with Mao Jun, but she didn't have the nerve to continue after all.
"Go to Director Li of Antai Industrial, it is impossible to spit out the money I ate, I will go and settle the matter he begged me for now, and get back my final payment by the way, and I will have money to pay you. "Mao Jun said with a smile.
"Master, don't go, there are a lot of hot Internet celebrities outside waiting for you to go out, they will definitely embarrass you severely."
Thinking of the monsters and ghosts outside, Su Xiaoli felt shuddering, wanted to chase after them, and stopped the master from going out.
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